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[cheers and applause]. agreeing crazy! greg: crazy! put your tops back on. except you grandmother. it s friday. let s welcome tonight s guests. he is married to another dave which saves on mono-grammed towels. dave rubin. voted sexiest men alive charlie herd. new york times best selling author kat timpf. he s got a lot of influence over helicopter flight routes. new york times best selling author. [cheers and applause]. greg: all right. before we get to some news. ignore my new glasses. let s do this. greg s left overs. greg: all right. it s where i read the jokes we didn t use. it s my first time reading them so they suck. scientists in china have been able to keep a cloned monkey alive for 2 years. that s nothing. we kept our alive for fritsch. 45. [laughing]. monkey. this week green day performed a surprise set in new york subway with the show host jimmy falon. commuters shouted requests like please stop. [laughing]. [applauding]. [bleep ....
tonight, i went on to say he d be a dictator on day one. i think he s despicable. seriously. joe biden falls for another hoax. shoplifters unite it says. take everything that s not nailed down. busted windows. criminals are now unionizing. what do you want to? it s not that simple. what do you want? prime time finds out what women really want. plus, sex changes for illegals. latina marilyn monroe. i ve got more legs than a bucket of chicken. when the first shots of the revolutionary wore rang out almost 250 years ago, the country needed someone who would not only unite the colonies, but lead an army of unskilled soldiers into battle. that man, george washington, who fended off the siege of boston under the cover of darkness. who mobilized his men at valley forge and forced the british to surrender in yorktown. george washington defied the odds. now joe biden thinks he can repeat history. after a weeklong caribbean vacation where he just had skin cancer ret ....
rachel: galore. pete: it is national egg day. i will note last weekend i was not here but i used my time very diligently and we put them in the chicken coop and eight chickens now and one and her name is lady jen hen. rachel: you name it had after your wife? pete: she name it had after herself. lady jen hen and she lays one egg a day. we have fresh eggs. rachel: you re right on trend. will: like the george forman of chickens. george forman named all his boys george and all his girls georgina. name all your other chickens jen too. rachel: one of millions of americans that are because the egg prices are going umm and people say i m going to have my own chickens and you re doing that. it s great. i don t like chickens, i like to eat eggs and like the self-sufficiency learning like you can do this and get them in a store. pete: like of staple guns and 2 by 40s and chicken wire. rachel: you re turning into a farmer. pete: i m trying. rachel: united a sere sucker suit. pete: ....
have a critical decision to make on this program. we re going to do our best to bring you access to the candidates as they re available. last night we kicked off our town hall series in termsale of the election seasonri and tha all important caucus state oftef iowa. we did iormet with former president donald trump . now the president s state after show for a considerable periodsw of time and took a lot of questions from town hall parties, events. take a look. and i want to talk about issues first, because those are the real issues that impactpactp people s lives. there are other issues. i ll askeopllives. about, but it to start with what matters. peacd and butter issues, peacet and prosperity. and and the future drive electin ,in my opinion. so we have a border thatcont, is out of control. why woul wd they open upgn the border? do you think this was by design? do you think by the end of this year, joe biden, by estimates, will have allowed in estimat se a half mil ....
i have, in my brain, thought, well, if the next scan says nothing s working, i might buzz off to zurich. but, you know, it puts my family and friends in a difficult position because they would want to go with me and that means that the police might prosecute them. so we ve got to do something. at the moment, it s not really working, is it? the scottish government s tax and spending plans will be announced later today. economists are warning that ministers are grappling with a black hole in the budget amounting to £1.5 billion. 0ur scotland editorjames cook has the report. in nearly a quarter of a century of devolution, the scottish state has expanded. university tuition, prescriptions, personal care for the elderly and much more are all free here at the point of use. but every year comes the question, how to pay the bills and balance the books. the scottish government has a limited ability to borrow money. it can cut spending and has already warned of public sectorj ....