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you know what it is time for? lessons in diversity hi, and welcome to lessons in diversity. i am your host mary lou breton. this is what she looks like. and in a perfect world, diversity would be awesome. who does not want to work with the different people? as opposed to this. [laughter] there is nothing more boring and on the same, and i should know. [laughter] i love different phases in different races all comingling in a melting pot i call greg s hot tub of the quality. but today s diversity seems to be only about looks and ideas, which is not how you make something funny unless you look like this. [laughter] it s a cheap shot, but see. there is a downside to diversity once you put it over other variables like talent or skill and poor hygiene. what if you find someone that is funnier than someone else, but that person is not black or female or lgbtq asap byob lol. the problem with diversity hiring as you may end up with something or someone like this. [laughter] ....
who work together there is nothing but watch. chemistry is the main special sauce. our timing was perfect for each other. you burn a hole in my bed. and we are going to be pals, right? there is one guy, who is out of control, and one guy trying to say come down. you ever disagree on material? no. yeah. the audience has to feel like they are loose and having fun. we are really able to fake fun and looseness. yeah. i actually grew up as a kid on comedy teams. that s how i learned about comedy, on comedy teams. hey, hey, michelle pfeiffer. comedy teams are dependent on harmony, harmony blends into one voice. it s like, wow. i think chemistry is something that you are secure enough that you can be playful. you are kind of delighted in being with them, so it kind of comes out, you feel it. you feel excited. i m not feeling sassy. oh, you are never feeling sassy. you wouldn t know what sassy looks like on me. why don t you eat a bowl of wings ....
far down the toilet they could wave hello to chris wallace. it s so bad i hear biden s new strategist is rote 0 router. wow just a chuckle. i thought that would work. no wonder he s once again talking up student loan forgiveness when really joe should be asking for forgiveness not doling it out. forgiveness for afghanistan, for tanking the economy, for farting in front of the royal family. that bomb was so rank the queen thought the germans were blitzing again. tyrus: dang. jason: now they want to forgive ten grand, or roughly what hunter paid for a weekend of hookers. of course this is a hail mary pass or for the gender confused, a hail larry, known appeal to young voters before the midterms which should crush the dems like a dozen eggs under brian stelter s box springs. did i say voters i meant democratic voters the ones too dumb to realize they re trading their future for a quick payout. taking your money to pay a bribe to the people who hate you to elect the sam ....
most press the wnba has ever got. over a traveling violation. how stupid is she? who tries to enter a foreign land with illegal substances? you re going to get me put on no watch list. greg: she wants left thailand with a dozen ferrets don t ask her how. at least if you re going to enter a country with drugs be better at it. maybe spend a day or two at our border to see how it s done we ll call this guy for some advice. your clapping now. isn t that why god made the cavity? it s how i bring a liter of soda from home to the movie theater. not to brag. it s obviously an absurd arrest and she pleaded guilty of possession but then she complained that when she was arrested, the russian authorities didn t read her her rights which is cute. that s like complaining when you ate at the olive garden the hostess didn t tell you the chefs are from italy. we are pretty much the only place that reads you your rights, that s one reason to stand for the national anthem which she ....
are dangerous, exploitative, and reckless. they particularly, aggressively market tags to appear to young people. two extremists, and they also financed them completely for them with no money down. chairwoman maloney kept her promise. this week, the committee subpoenaed smith and weston, demanding the documents for their sales of ar style weapons and internal communications regarding last week shooting. like last month, high land park massacre. where the smith and weston why full was used. they were also pressuring the company to check and monitor injuries, deaths and crimes associated with their ar-15 rifles. the team will bring you more on the story if and with, smith and wesson response to the subpoena. and coming up in the second hour of a man, arizona secretary of state katie hobbs, the democratic nominee for governor, she is here. we will discuss the race for the midterms, and the senate reconciliation bill. i have to get that word down. plus the gop s growing e ....