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[cheers and applause] stephen thats it four the report, from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good show tonight. Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra day oconnor is joining us this evening sitting right here discussing the Supreme Court and her new sitcom. [ laughter ] if you watch our program or are alive, you might be aware that this country has been facing some difficult Economic Times which have caused a great deal of soul searching about how we as a nation can identify and rectify the causes of our financial meltdown. Weve been wringing our hands about it but the good news is its already been fixed. The Dow Jones Industrial at never before seen heights. All time high. Making history today. If they tell you everything is awful, tell them no its not. [laughter] [cheer
[ applause ] [ cheers ] [ ] thanks again to Billy Eichner and kristin shaw. And check out the new tour sedates for my new spring tour at jeselnik. Com. Your presale code is the word dark. Well see ya next week. Before i go, lets take a look back at the best moments from tonights show. Hey, darlene, whos the black sheep in your family . Intl my sisters kid jamal. Who has those . Who choose their flimsy relays . Which ways to anne hathaway, clearly, those people were making jokes. Lets go. Who did you rather sleep with, Julia Roberts or julia styles . Dont answer that. Ah, memories. Good night, kids, go read a book. [ from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good show tonight. Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra day oconnor is joining us this evening sitting right here discu
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[ cheers ] [ ] thanks again to Billy Eichner and kristin shaw. And check out the new tour sedates for my new spring tour at jeselnik. Com. Your presale code is the word dark. Well see ya next week. Before i go, lets take a look back at the best moments from tonights show. Hey, darlene, whos the black sheep in your family . Intl my sisters kid jamal. Who has those . Who choose their flimsy relays . Which ways to anne hathaway, clearly, those people were making jokes. Lets go. Who did you rather sleep with, Julia Roberts or julia styles . Dont answer that. Ah, memories. Good night, kids, go read a book. [ [ from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good show tonight. Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra day oconnor is joining us this evening sitting right here discussing the S