towards work. with more people reevaluating their work-life balance. our next generation of great americans are embracing things like bare minimum mondays, where people just ease into the work week by prioritizing self-care over productivity. they are also quiet quitting, where they just do enough to get five. call me crazy, but it seems like this is the work force you to expect after years of liberal leaders brainwashing people into thinking they deserve everything without lifting a finger. it s simply not fair. if you can make a hundred million dollars, go at it. pay your fair share. we deserve to be able to retire with dignity and not bankruptcy. we can t overlook the role that concentrated corporate power has played in creating the conditions for price gouging. the american people know that we are being ripped off. jesse: the poor work ethic showing up in gen z. it s forcing bosses all across the country to hire seniors instead of workers fresh out of school. co
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air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonight s monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the
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