new york city, huh? jimmy: new york city. [ glass breaking ] [ record scratch ] all: new york city! jimmy: yeah i m doing a show here at u.t. austin. you guys should come what you think just cause i m from new york, i can t hang in texas? i did my research. i watched friday night lights. [ light laughter ] ate at a restaurant called texas barbecue in manhattan [ light laughter ] it s pretty good texas is more than just a word on a shirt that i bought at the airport 20 minutes ago [ light laughter ] it s me. it s us. we are texas i am texas [ cheers ] and i m gonna prove it to you. [ knocking ] well life here in austi is kinda laid back got drunk on dirty sixth before i even unpacked let s drink another bee before we head bac thank go i m a country boy well texas kind of life got a real kind of charm met a dude named bev on a longhorn farm bled burnt orange whe he poked me in the arm thank go i m a country boy jimmy: c mon! [ cheers and applause
absolutely no time to waste. guillermo, please, let everyone know we have no time to waste tonight. we don t have no time to waste. jimmy: i m going to start with a story about our future president of the united states. i m talking about kanye west. last night he and his wife kim were at the opening of the cher show in new york. it is a broadway show about cher who is another crazy person on twitter. and during the show, the actor who plays sonny bono, cher s ex-husband, at intermission tweeted. this he wrote, hey, kanye west, so cool that you re at the cher show. if you look up from your cell phone, you ll see we re doing a show here. it s opening night. kind of a big deal. thank you so much. and first of all, i find it hard to believe but the kanye i know would never dream of upstaging another performer. it is just not in his dna. he s probably googling who the hell is cher? kanye to his credit, tweeted an apology. he said if could i turn back time no. he didn t say t
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