greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laugh
hey, here, music here. let s oh. wow. who that? how does amazing. leich i smoke. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. .you may recognize him from his feature, an average white guy magazine co-host of fox and friends, first time pyro as former mistress. she comes freshly squeezed in ortega s show. it turns out that morgan ortega ,it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. a new york times best selling author. right. but didn t get that tip. and that great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times author, comedian and demi paris. all right, john, before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers and if g they hurt me, that s leftovers where i read the jokes news this week. and as always, it s my week. fit time reading them, so they . we ll put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them intom into hot dogs. so here we go.fi oh, fingers crossed. during a house committeettee spe speech, democratic congresswoman p
greg: [laughs] all right, todd. what is your animal video? and i hope to god. todd: trust me, it s just an animal. this is a live iguana meeting a stuffed animal iguana. for those of you who don t know, this is how greg and i greet each other when we see each other to do a show. can i be real for a moment? i m really impressed by the calm of the stuffed animal. didn t flinch the entire time. didn t get flustered by the live iguana. tyrus: i have a question. what was the stuff iguana s safe word? [laughter] todd: i m glad you asked. dirk howard all right, i can t go to the names anymore. i m done. kat: i guest i squeeze all the juice out of that bit. todd: too many callbacks. greg: we have gots to move on. does outer space smell like a
all right. todd, what s your animal video? and i hope to god, trust me, it s just an animal again, this is a live iguana meeting, a stuffed animal iguana. and forstuffeana. those of yh that don t know, this is how greg and i greet each otheerr and each other do a show. could i be kini d of bbe reae rl a moment? i m really impressed by the common of the stuffed animal. yeah. animal didn t flinch. yes. the entire timdidn tlinch the. i didn t get flustered by the live iguana. i have a question. t as sir. what was the stuff that i want to say fo ir? i m glad you asked, derek howard. yes. all right. i can t to the names rk. howar namei m the head coach. all right. i guess i squeezed all the juice that bit. too manyof tha. all right. we ve got to move on. up next, does outeoo many r spal like a ? you re hi, i m jason