[ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the senate reached a deal this afternoon to reopen the government. Though its a little like when theres a power outage and then the lights come back on and you see how crappy your apartment is. [ laughter ] yay oh right. The senate reached a deal this afternoon to reopen the government, after Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell promised to take up an immigration bill that included protections for daca recipients. I dont know, is that a face you can trust . I dont even trust that to be a face. [ laughter ] it looks looks like bill gates tried to paint a selfportrait with a blindfold on. To try to avoid the Government Shutdown, President Trump sat down with Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer on friday over cheeseburgers. Are you gonna finish that, said schumer about trumps first term. [ laughter and applause ] over over the weekend, the white house released a photo showing President Trump working during the Government Shutdown. Heres the ph
[ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the senate reached a deal this afternoon to reopen the government. Though its a little like when theres a power outage and then the lights come back on and you see how crappy your apartment is. [ laughter ] yay oh right. The senate reached a deal this afternoon to reopen the government, after Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell promised to take up an immigration bill that included protections for daca recipients. I dont know, is that a face you can trust . I dont even trust that to be a face. [ laughter ] it looks looks like bill gates tried to paint a selfportrait with a blindfold on. To try to avoid the Government Shutdown, President Trump sat down with Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer on friday over cheeseburgers. Are you gonna finish that, said schumer about trumps first term. [ laughter and applause ] over over the weekend, the white house released a photo showing President Trump working during the Government Shutdown. Heres the ph
Roots crew. Questlove 821 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy isnt that fantastic . [ cheers and applause ] thats exactly what you want. That is a hot, hot new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] guys, we are back. The Winter Olympics are over. Our show is back on. Woo [ cheers and applause ] feels good last night was the closing ceremony for the Winter Olympics, and they had some crazy stuff. I dont know if you saw it. They had a big conga line, they had a giant snow globe. They had glow in the dark pandas on roller skates. [ light laughter ] when asked what inspired the pandas they said, uh, shrooms. [ laughter and applause ] with the olympics over, 90 countries have departed south korea. Yep, 90 groups waving goodbye, or as the nra calls those, sponsors. [ laughter and applause ] the big winner this year was norway. They won a record 39 medals. Wow. [ cheers ] or one for each per
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 821 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy isnt that fantastic . [ cheers and applause ] thats exactly what you want. That is a hot, hot new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] guys, we are back. The Winter Olympics are over. Our show is back on. Woo [ cheers and applause ] feels good last night was the closing ceremony for the Winter Olympics, and they had some crazy stuff. I dont know if you saw it. They had a big conga line, they had a giant snow globe. They had glow in the dark pandas on roller skates. [ light laughter ] when asked what inspired the pandas they said, uh, shrooms. [ laughter and applause ] with the olympics over, 90 countries have departed south korea. Yep, 90 groups waving goodbye, or as the nra calls those, sponsors. [ laughter and applause ] the big winner this year was norway. They won a record 39 medals. Wow. [
Segment tonight. . You, theres only you in my life . . Stephen did you just hear music is it. Yeah, i heard it. Hey, i should go. Its very nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Stephen diane, did the two of you just have a moment . No, that was nothing. Ive been in so many romantic movies, that just happens whenever i touch anything that i have some ma watch. . My theres only you in my life . . Really, anything, check it out. . Theres only you in my life . laughter well, shiprobably get ready for the show. Diane, its lovely to meet you. laughter really . Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes diane lane. Aja naomi king. And comedian Alingon Mitra. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new yci cheers and applause stephen whats up mark . Thats nice. Hey thanks, everybody nice to see you. Thanks for being here welcome to the late show. What a lovely audience. Such a fantastic audience. I would like to smother you all in a l