Here Are The Dumbest Car Questions I Asked On Yahoo Answers As An Awkward Teenager
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Oh boy. Get ready for some awkwardness, for I just rediscovered my old Yahoo Answers account, and it is overrun with supremely ignorant questions about cars, and embarrassing queries about balding and muscle gain (and also uses of the term “swole.”) To anyone who reads this: I am sorry.
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Born in the early 1990s, I had the misfortune of having access to internet messaging boards just as I came into my awkward teenage years. What this means is that, instead of writing my weird thoughts in some kind of journal that I would later lose, or just not writing thoughts down at all, much of my teenage angst has been preserved in the annals of the internet for all to see until the end of time. I’m not thrilled about it.
About 15 years had passed since I spent time aboard the Serenity with Mal, Zoe, Wash, and the gang. With plenty of free evenings during the pandemic, I decided it was time to take another journey into the Verse and bring my adoring wife along for the ride.
COVID-19 has already wreaked havoc on the 2021 World Rally Championship schedule, and its path of destruction continues. The iconic, snow-covered (well, most of the time) Rally Sweden has long been nixed from the calendar, but various other changes had it looking like we wouldn’t see any snow events this year. Now, though, Arctic Rally Finland has stepped in.
Deadspin’s 2021 NFL Divisional Round picks you can bank on
If you just picked road teams ATS last weekend, you’re 5-1-1.
If you’re a smart gambler, congratulations, you had a great week. But there’s no such thing as “smart gambler.” You probably folded like me.
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The only road teams I picked on Super Wild-Card weekend were the Ravens (check) and Bears (bad beat). So I’m currently 1-4-1. That’s not the playoff start I was hoping for, and these certainly are not bets to bank on … yet. But with four games in two days I have a chance to be back in this thing.
What bugs me is tRump has been/is acting exactly like the sociopath he is with every step he’s taken and every move he’s made! From calling for the execution of the Central Park 5 to the separation of children from their parents to the cavalier attitude when Puerto Rico was hit by natural disaster to the emergence of the lethality of Covid-19 - he not only doesn’t care about other humans, he ENJOYS inflicting pain! Of course he’d enjoy executing more people than anyone!
Now, after the insurrection, juuuuuuusssttt before his folllowers started turning on him, a few in the media are starting to come forward with articles about The Goldwater Rule. Media and Psychiatrists colluded in agreeing not to discuss or speculate in the mental health of world leaders.