Early. Morning joe starts right now. This book is 656 pages of shameless name dropping. Jim . Tanz mean Prime Minister ma zin go pin dand i do some planting at a womens cooperative in. She just happened to be hanging out with many zen go in lamb deez zi. Not impressed. There was no way on earth one woman can be in so many places at once. [ cheers and applause ] Hillary Clinton. Now whos a name dropper, stephen. Really . Name dropper, thats not what my
good friend tom hanks calls me when were hanging out at George Clooneys place. I loved george. I wish i could have joined her when i had lunch with merrill street and raphael pereira. Oh, raffy is such a cutup, especially when we go camping with oprah. Oh . Does that surprise you . No, o is what her real friends call her. I know paul mccartney. I negotiated with hamid karzai. I shared an office with steve carell. Ive held high level talks with Chinese State counselor. Well, now youre just making words up. I will have you know, madam, i on
I said my deal with the devil hadnt changed anything. Well, i was wrong. All those people. They would still be alive if it wasnt for me. Just. Just put me out of my misery. Justjust take me. Stuart, listen to me. Weve still got 24 hours. Ah. Theres still hope. Hope . You know what . I wish id never listened to you. It hard enough dying. Without knowing all the misery you caused to others. Thanks for nothing. [ car door closes ] [ engine starts ]
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The not so smooth criminal arrived at the San Francisco court in a stolen car and was promptly arrested by police once again. We appreciate you joining us today. Thank you so much. Have a great day. Fox friends starts now. Bye. Good morning everyone. It is thursday, thec first of may, 2014. Im anna kooiman in for elisabeth hasselbeck. We begin with a fox news alert. Torrential rains soaking the country. One sink hole the size of a city block and more water on the day. We have tips you need to survive a flash flood. Tension in the white house has the administration scrambeling emails linking the white house to a benghazi coverup. Why did it take a court case for you to release this . I can say this again and again, this document was not about tkpwepbgz. Not about benghazi . Then why was the email titled benghazi, mr. Carney. Russiac pushing back on sanctions saying that bear on a trampoline is now your own only ticket to space. Wow. Shepherd must be happy. Mornings, according to every
Him with that crowd. David corn always a pleasure. Thanks so much. That is the ed show. Politics nation with reverend al sharpton starts right now. \s. Thank to you for tuning in. Im live tonight from the fake ga lap goss islands. Happy darwin today. 206 years ago Charles Darwin was born. He would develop his theory of evolution from what he saw right here in Galapagos Islands, all the way back to 1835 when darwin discovered the animals that led to his famous theory. Look theres the famous galapagos seals, but back in reality people all over the world are celebrating darwins birthday today. There are over 100 parties across the globe. In ohio theyre wearing darwin
beards and do 24hour readings of the the origin of species. In north dakota, you can hang out with a lifesized cutout of the guy. In portugal you can even go speed dating with evolutionary biologists. But one guy who hasnt rsvpd to the parties, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker who asked if he believed in evolution. Are you com
Off all over my head covered in ashes when it was over. Never experienced anything like that in my life. Thats it for special report. Have a great night celebrating independence day. He would be the best president. He is a confident guy. He is amazing guy. Everything he has ever touched turns to gold. He is fed up with what is going none this country. He speaks in the not little one word sound bites. Who he is going to pay for the wall . Mexico. I know my husband is strong, tough, great leader. He doesnt get enough credit for being the businessman is he being created what he has created. I think is he incredibly proud of what is he doing. Is he incredibly smart, incredibly knowledgeable. If he was in the biggest meeting of his life and we called he would pick up the phone. Is he a businessman created jobs. I have a great family. I really have a great family. So i really want to thank all of you. I think i would be a phenomenal u. S. President. Its time to meet the trumps. The trump fam