READER: Nobody will get that joke.
MYSELF: I think that fact alone confirms my point
READER: Whatever. Anyway I’m excited. It’s spring and the handkerchief-waving season has started, the Morrismen are practising their dance moves and soon everyone will be blacking up and celebrating the Jack in the Green festival.
MYSELF: You country folk are fascinating, which I suppose accounts for the baffling longevity of the Archers.
READER: Not to mention the enduring popularity of the accordion.
MYSELF: There are mysteries which dwell beyond our comprehension. However, as an
aficionado of Olde England’s ancient fertility rites, you may be interested in the following snippet from our arts section: