thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
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could have been on toothpicks. this picture, base of the space needle, an app location, if you ask me. by the way, the only clean needle in seattle. [laughter] greg: is that actually seattle or wisconsin? i haven t seen that much cottage cheese, since i used to wrestle in it. those unsightly old men were stark naked in front of kids at this pride event. disgusting. they didn t have a cover charge. at minimum, these kids will never enjoy tapioca again. only pray the bikes were not rentals. raises important question, doesn t that chafe? their asses must look like unc uncooked. why are there children at a pride event? what parent is cool with this? these are the kind of parents, look, a stranger with candy and he owns a white van? sounds like the perfect babysitter. one gentleman kept his tighty whiteys on and twerked for the crowd. in the name of pride? what is this guy proud of? that he has the body of a dented juice box. normalize nudity signs. normalize nudity in front of