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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20130811:20:26:00

Others, germans, french and others who regularly go to try and march in the gay pride parade in moscow. they ve been beaten up and hammered down. you hope societies eventually change, by focusinging ining a spotlight on this. hopefully the olympics will bring tolerance to the picture. thank you so much professor kim martin and steve clemons. thank you, karen. rush limbaugh can t possibly believe oprah was a victim of racism. that absurdy is coming up next. my goal was to take an idea and make it happen. i m janet long and i formed my toffee company through legalzoom. i never really thought i would make money doing what i love. [ robert ] we created legalzoom to help people start their business and launch their dreams. go to legalzoom.com today ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20110630:20:19:00

Which i think is entertaining. saying i won t get into the absurdy of this date. the other thing, stephen colbert get ago proval for his own super pack no joke. legitimate acquired approval from the fec. frod federal elections commission to secretly raise millions, if not billions, of dollars so he can then secretly influence the outcome of this presidential election. obviously, stephen colbert is attempting to illustrate too all of us the deep and destructive corruption of the american political process illustrating how absurd it is an american can get approval to secretly raise billions to manipulate what politician dos. will this be effective in illustrating how completely and utterly and screwed up beyond all recognition the relationship between money and government is right now? well, listen i think you have a divide in this country. what is it? 30 no. anyone under 30 gets their news ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110120:09:47:00

Obamacare. it can stand without the mandate. because it needs the revenues. that will be a fatal blow. in the absence of that, everything else i think is peripheral. but the point of the peripheral attack is highlight the difficulties, problem and absurdy of the bill and get it defeated in the presidential election and make it presidential issue. chris: we have to take a break here, but check out our tax calculator on the foxnews.com home page to see how much the new healthcare law is costing you. up next, the chinese president visit to washington. if your racing thoughts keep you awake. sleep is here, on the wings of lunesta. and if you wake up often in the middle of the night. rest is here, on the wings of lunesta. lunesta helps you fall asleep and stay asleep, so you can wake up feeling rested. when taking lunesta, don t drive or operate machinery until you feel fully awake. ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110119:23:47:00

Obamacare. it can stand without the mandate. because it needs the revenues. that will be a fatal blow. in the absence of that, everything else i think is peripheral. but the point of the peripheral attack is highlight the difficulties, problem and absurdy of the bill and get it defeated in the presidential election and make it presidential issue. chris: we have to take a break here, but check out our tax calculator on the foxnews.com home page to see how much the new healthcare law is costing you. up next, the chinese president visit to washington. tonight? roasted chicken recipe? - savory rice and lamb stew. - [ barks ] you re right. tonight is a beef stew kind of night. [ announcer ] beneful prepared meals. another healthful, flavorful beneful. on our car insurance. great! at progressive, you can compare rates side by side, so you get the same coverage, often for less. ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20101222:18:15:00

Funny like you and i do right now, like brothers almost, but you can say things in a funny way. but what we can do as comedians or as funny people, we point out absurdy. of course that s one way. but what jon does and a lot of us do when it comes to the world of politics, you point out hypocrisy. right. earlier in the week that s exactly what jon stewart does. it s very funny to see someone say one thing or represent one thing and do something completely different. represent something completely different just a short time or even a long time after. and we can do it ourselves, we can point out our own hypocrisy or that of others. but that can be inherently funny and that s what jon stewart has been doing on this issue. he pointed out certain senators voted for the wars and pointed out all of the waste and he put headlines any of number of which, and then he said this is paid for, however. this is paid for. this isn t waste and it s for a good cause and that was inherently funny bec ....

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