something called the absurd-u-list just to put me on it. look. you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment ridicu-list is a clear rip-off of my on notice board. and for stealing my idea, i m putting you and your ridicu-list on my absurd-u-chart. words hurt, mr. colbert, words hurt. the idea that i m copying you is simply ridiculous. i cannot believe that you of all people say i am copying you when that s right, i m going there it s been you copying me for years. that s right, i said it. i give you exhibit a. here you are on the cover of the current issue of outside magazine. like you ever go outside. but where do you come up with the idea of being on the cover of that magazine? would it be from me? one year ago, april 2010, there i am on the cover of outside magazine.