still ouch. you know. you have the ridiculist. i have the absurd-u-chart. how do you keep going? though you re in comedy, you re doing the same pace as we are in news. five nights a week, an hour a night. in comedy, you normally, people spend all day, or in some cases if they only have one show a week, all week, writing the material and thinking it and honing it. you have to change stuff 15 minutes before air, 5 minute before air. right. we have a sense of what the things people are talking about because we want to talk about what people are talking about. i m not here to educate the audience, i m here to, like, give our opinion, like a long editorial is what it is. and that can all be thrown out the window, even though we have a plan starting, like, 10:30 in the morning, we have a general plan. right. many the times, as you know,
units pounding away at neighborhoods, surrounded by thousands of troops, all this while simultaneously observers from the arab league are arriving in damascus to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two different versions of what is going on here. this is video claiming to show the aftermath of an artillery strike today on the city of homs. there are more than just the one body you see here, but it s simply too gory to show. as always, we cannot independently confirm the facts of this video because the syrian regime will not let us see for ourselves, but take a look. [ gunfire ] these are the streets of a neighborhood. the gunfire in homs is reportedly non-stop now. some witnesses say it seems as if
from the arab league are arriving in damascus to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two different versions of what is going on here. this is video claiming to show the aftermath of an artillery strike today on the city of homs. there are more than just the one body you see here, but it s simply too gory to show. as always, we cannot independently confirm the facts of this video because the syrian regime will not let us see for ourselves, but take a look. [ gunfire ] [ gunfire ] these are the streets of a neighborhood. the gunfire in homs is reportedly non-stop now. some witnesses say it seems as if government troops are basically racing to wipe out the opposition before outside observers can arriv
neighborhoods, voubded by thousands of troops, all this quhil simultaneously observers from the arab league are arriving in dmas cass to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two different versions of what is going on here. this is video claiming to show the aftermath of an artillery strike today on the city of homs. there are more than just the one body you see here, but it s simply too gory to show. as always, we cannot independently confirm the facts of this video because the syrian regime will not let us see for ourselves, but take a look. [ gunfire ] these are the streets of a neighborhood. the gunfire in homs is reportedly non-stop now. some witnesses say it seems as if government troops are basi
you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment ridicu-list is a clear rip-off of my on notice board. and for stealing my idea, i m putting you and your ridicu-list on my absurd-u-chart. words hurt, mr. colbert, words hurt. the idea that i m copying you is simply ridiculous. i cannot believe that you of all people say i am copying you when that s right, i m going there it s been you copying me for years. that s right, i said it. i give you exhibit a. here you are on the cover of the current issue of outside magazine. like you ever go outside. but where do you come up with the idea of being on the cover of that magazine? would it be from me? one year ago, april 2010, there i am on the cover of outside magazine.