Trubbish Is A Bag Of Garbage That Contains Deadly Gas
Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a ton of
Pokemon, but I do enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So, Here’s Another Pokemon! It’s Trubbish!
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I’ve recently started playing
Pokemon GO again because I accidentally opened it and saw a ton of Pokemon around me and now I’m back on my bullshit. The other day I caught my first Trubbish, a Pokemon that looked a lot like a bag of garbage. But it had to be more than that? Right? I did a quick Google, to learn more about this thing, and well.
Screenshot: Capcom
You really don’t! Clocking in at 2.9m (or 9 6 ) tall, Lady Dimitrescu is probably the absolute last individual you’d want stepping on you.
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Previously, we saw how the character compared to real humans she towered over them. In a sponsored clip, YouTuber Kyle Hill did the math to figure out what would happen if she actually stepped on someone.
“Unlike Lady Dimitrescu’s height, we do not have a canonical mass, so we’re going to have to estimate it indirectly,” explained Hill. To do that, he used the concept of body mass index, which is an imperfect way to correlate height with mass and health.
It’s not uncommon for people to say they “need” something when they just want it, or vice versa. When it comes to games, however, you only really ever want to play them. Need, if we’re talking about it in the “Maslow’s hierarchy of” sense, does not generally enter the equation. Or at least, it shouldn’t. Live service games really test that idea.
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Right now, I have several live service games in my backlog or at least, not in my frontlog that I feel like I need to play. I know I do not
actually need to, but the particular construction of these games puts me under a constant, quiet pressure.
I’m not sure I’ve ever encountered a character creator as aggressively bland as the one in
Outriders. All the faces are minor variations on Beefy Woodsman. Hair colors range from black to dull brown. Every decal is an unobtrusive scar, except for a lone chrome eyebrow implant that may as well be a shiny pimple. From this clay, I molded the world’s least interesting man. Moments into starting the game, however, I met the character I
would have made, if only I had the tools.
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Jack Tanner is the captain of the titular Outriders, a spacefaring group trying to find a habitable location for the last vestiges of humanity. More importantly, he is a cowboy. In pink sunglasses. Why? No clue. Nobody ever explains, and if there’s a diary entry that covers this, I have yet to find it. But that doesn’t matter. What matters is that he’s the kind of out-of-place sore thumb freak abomination I would have made in a different game’s character creator. Immediately, I was