Black america. When asked what black america was, he said, havent decided, but probably off the coast somewhere. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience ohs ] i said i havent decided. Why are you groaning . [ laughter ] yesterday was Hillary Clintons 69th birthday, which means she probably spent today going through her facebook wall to read all of the birthday messages from friends and family. Lets check it out. Okay, ben posth janet posted, you rock, hills. Lets see who else wished her a happy birthday. Lets see clinton aide huma abedin posted, happy bday. Dont tell my husband about this website. [ laughter ] president barack obama posted, party at my place, and dont try to move any of your stuff in this time. [ laughter and applause ] Vice President joe briden posted, somebodys got a birthday shoulder rub coming their way republican nominee donald trump posted, if its your birthday, the calendar is obviously rigged. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] Trump Campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway posted, happy birthday. Let me know if youre hiring. Lol, jk, jk. But also, for real, let me know. [ laughter and applause ] First Lady Michelle Obama posted, happy birthday from me and barack. Melania trump posted, happy birthday from me and barack. [ laughter ] hillarys pantsuit posted, have a sensible birthday. [ laughter ] and finally, senator Bernie Sanders posted, look at all these birthday messages. There must be over 30,000. Better not delete them all. Lol. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new report has found that the word memes has now overtaken jesus in terms of number of google searches. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, officials in indonesia have launched a new extermination program where they will pay residents 1. 50 for each rat they kill. So, ladies and gentlemen, meet indonesias newest billionaire, pip. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he is one of the stars of the new film loving, Joel Edgerton is back on the show tonight [ fantastic guy and wonderful actor. Also, she is the star of hbos fantastic new show, westworld, Evan Rachel Wood is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and this is a big deal, you guys. Shes the beloved Food Network Host who is going to show me how to do a cheese platter right. Her 10th book, cooking for jeffrey, is out now. Ina garten is here. How about that . [ cheers and applause ] very excited about that, and i promise we will get to all of donald trump wins or loses the election, one thing is clear, his candidacy has caused a full on crackup of one of our two Major Political parties. And long after this campaign is over, republicans will be dealing with an identity crisis that could cripple the party for years to come. For more on this, its time for a closer look. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth were in a pretty stunning place in our politics right now. Less than two weeks away from a president ial election, one of our two major parties ow openly antagonizing the single biggest constituency in america, women. And instead of running way from his reputation as a groper, trump is actually leaning into it. Just look at how handsy he got at an event on monday night with the american flag. [ laughter ] that image pretty much sums up the current state of the Trump Campaign, clumsy, fake patriotism and unwanted physical contact. [ laughter and applause ] its only a matter of Time Press Conference with Gloria Allred. [ laughter ] he told me i had beautiful stars, and then he squeezed my stripes. [ laughter ] i did not like it. Now, trumps alleged history of sexual predation has plunged the gop into chaos, but it also reveals a lot about the party and the people who run it. Yesterday, for example, we told you about trump supporter Newt Gingrich and his attack on fox news host megyn kelly regarding kellys coverage of trumps history of sexual mion if trump is a sexual predator, that is hes not a sexual predator. Okay, thats your opinion. You cant say that im not taking a position on it. You could not defend that statement. You want to go back to the tapes of your shows recently . You are fascinated with sex, and you dont care about public policy. Were gonna have to leave it at that, and you can take your anger issues and spend some time working on them, mr. Speaker. [ audience oohs ] seth so great. So great. Telling someone to go work on their anger issues is such a good burn because its only going to make them angrier. [ laughter ] i always look like a testicle after an allergic reaction [ laughter and applause ] the problem is republicans have nominated someone who embodies the very ideas of toxic masculinity and male entitlement. For trump and the people around him, the problem in these situations isnt the behavior of the men, its women who cant deal with that behavior. Just look at how trump responded when he was asked what he would tell his own daughter to do if she were the target of Sexual Harassment in the workplace. Backlash after implying that women who are sexually harassed at work should just quit their jobs. In an interview with usa today, trump said if his eldest daughter, ivanka, was ever sexually harassed at work, he, quote, would like to think she would find another career or find another company. Seth oh, come on. If ivanka changed careers after every instance of Sexual Harassment, she would have had to get out of the Family Business because of comments like this. Ivanka, whats the favorite thing have you in common with your father . Donald, with your daughter . Well, i was going to say sex, but i cant relate that to her. [ audience ohs ] seth hes so cocky, he is stuck with sex even after ivanka gave him two perfectly good answers in real estate and golf. Hes like the dad in family feud who ignores everyones way better answers. [ laughter ] one answer on the board, something you do in a park play frisbee picnic walk dogs. Im gonna go with grab a strangers breasts. [ laughter and applause ] or how about this comment from trumps son, donald trump, jr. , on how he thinks women should respond to workplace Sexual Harassment. If you cant handle some of the basic stuff thats become a problem in the workforce now right, right. Like, you dont belong in the workforce. Yeah. Like, you should go, you know, maybe, you know, teach kindergarten. I think its a respectable, you know, position. [ crowd ohs ] seth yeah, its definitely more respectable than your job, law and order svu suspect. Now, this alienation of large numbers of female voters has caused many republicans to sway back and forth in their endorsements of trump. Earlier this week, trumps running mate, mike pence, had a message for those waffling republicans. Its time to reach out to all of our republican and conservative friends and say with one voice, its time to come home seth pence sounds like a stern dad from indiana who came to new york city to drag his runaway teenage son back home. [ laughter ] no son of mine is gonna be a now, get back to the farm [ laughter and applause ] you look bad to your mother [ applause ] but, here heres the crucial question republicans will have to ask if they want to fix their party. How did this happen . One culprit they might want to look at is the right wing media bubble that fed their audience a mix of conspiracy theories and racial resentment and discredited all mainstream news sources as untrustworthy. They even claim opinion polls are rigged against them. Earlier this week, for example, story that the dems are making up phony polls in order to suppress the trump. We are going to win. Oh, no, is he referring to himself as the trump now . [ light laughter ] was there some confusion about which trump is the trump . Because when you say, trump, no one is thinking, oh, do you mean eric . [ laughter ] in fact, trump has encouraged his followers to ignore the Mainstream Media altogether and rely on a different source for their news. Forget the press. Study other things. Dont go for the Mainstream Media. I do get a lot of honesty over the internet. Seth yes, the internet is the place to go for honesty. Thats why everyone looks exactly like their tinder picture. [ laughter ] and, we all love hiking. So [ laughter and applause ] if Trump Supporters were to only read the internet this week, what stories would they have been exposed to that the Mainstream Media ignored . Well, there was one bombshell on rightwing websites like the drudge report this week, and it came from the National Enquirer. The story was titled, hillary hitman tells all, and claimed among other things that Hillary Clinton is a secret sex freak who paid fixers to set up illicit romps with men and women. [ laughter ] illicit romps with men and women . No wonder her numbers with millennials are back up. [ laughter ] its like an episode of girls. Now, the guy who claims hes hillarys hitman in this story, jeff rovin, is the fr of a tabloid, which to be fair, has brought us some pretty airtight hillary scoops in the past. Rovin is a former editor of the nowdefunct weekly world news, which brought us both the story of hillarys clintons alien baby adoption and her steamy nights with another alien in the ufo love nest, complete with photographic evidence. Seth and it was so hard for hillary when her alien baby ran for president as a republican. [ audience ohs ] thinking. This is just crazy tabloid stuff. Nobody actually takes any of this seriously, right . And this is a fox news alert. A bombshell new report by the National Enquirer details how bill and Hillary Clinton allegedly utilized the services for a political fixer for over a decade. Would you think the National Enquirer allegation of a guy saying that he has procured women for hillary would ever make its way . Well, of course not. Trump, it would. Seth we wouldnt need a National Enquirer story to tell us that trump was a sex freak. Just leave him alone with old glory and watch him go to town. [ laughter ] but hannity and limbaugh arent the only rightwing media personalities trump has courted. Theres also radio host and conspiracy theorist alex jones, who has interviewed trump on his show, and who this week offered a fascinating new theory for how the tape of trump bragging about Sexual Assault with billy bush in 2005 came into existence. He goaded him into over an hour conversation. And its snipped together into three minutes, goading him and goading him, and, tell me sex stories. Tell me sex stories. It was all set up, folks. Him losing his job and all that is just a foiled to defer. That guy is cia just like the sun came up this morning. Seth thats right. He thinks billy bush is a cia agent who goaded trump into bragging about Sexual Assault in 2005, knowing would he run for president 11 years later in the famous operation, zero dark [ laughter and applause ] but this kind of paranoid thinking is becoming all too common in the rightwing media, and now theyre trying to paint Hillary Clinton as an electionrigging, criminal sex freak in order to make her look illegitimate from day one, just like they tried to make president obama look illegitimate. Some rightwing groups are already talking about impeaching her. And then theres former gop congressman and current radio host joe walsh, who tweeted yesterday, quote, on november 8th, im voting for trump. 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Seth you know our first guest from films like black mass and the great his new movie loving opens in select theatres on november 4th. Lets take a look. Is there anything you would like me to say to them . And by them i mean the Supreme Court justices of the United States . Yeah. Tell the judge i love my wife. Seth please welcome back to the show, Joel Edgerton. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im very good, thank you. Seth its wonderful to have you back here. I know. I was waiting for the next one. I was gonna sit by the phone. Yeah. Seth thats a good sign. Were making progress. As host and guest. You could become one of those guests who just comes on a lot. A lot like four times, three times . Seth well, i mean, like, whats weird . Every night. Seth twice a year . One twice a year i feel is good. Yeah, there are some things you only want to do like once a year, like i think ten pin bowling. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] i would like to be mini golf. Seth i would like to mean more to you than ten pin bowling. [ laughter ] you are. Youre a twiceayear event, i think. Whats twice a year for you . What is that . Twice a year. Seth do you golf . No, i golfed this year. It took me about seven hours to play nine holes. Thats good. Seth nine . [ laughter ] i hope there wasnt a group behind you. Yeah. I have a handicap and thats just the way i play golf. Seth oh. [ light laughter ] so a lot of people for a handicap is the number of strokes. For you its, like, minutes. I didnt even know what the handicap thing is, thats how handicapped i am at golf. [ laughter ] seth i gotcha. I know you gotta get it in the hole but its very hard. Well this has been some real insightful talk about golf. Thank you. [ laughter ] just glad to be here. Seth thank you so much. Well see you in a well, i think were going to do it once every two years. So, congratulations on this film. Thank you. Seth this is about a landmark civil rights case yes. Seth that i dont think many people know about. I certainly didnt. Explain real quick what loving versus virginia was. Loving versus virginia well, richard and Mildred Loving and that was his last name, which makes me think they were fated to be in this situation. Seth i know, it sounds like itll make it better. But it was their names. Well, so they married in 1958 in richmond, virginia, and as a result of that they were thrown in prison. And the reason they were thrown in prison was because it was illegal for anybody to marry interracially. Mildred was African American and rappahannock native american, and he was a white guy, who, as one of the lawyers pointed out in the case, he looked more like the kind of guy who would be opposed to this kind of marriage, as you saw in the clip. Seth yeah. Them nine years to be recognized finally as man and wife. Their case went to the Supreme Court, and they opened the gates of change to what is now i think over two million plus interracial couples in america. So, but they were the kind of revolutionaries who werent kind of grabbing the microphone and kicking down doors. They were two very shy people who just wanted to live a private lifem who werent allowed to do that. Seth and as an actor, it to get this note, but i heard you were told to make yourself even harder to understand accentwise in this film. [ laughter ] i mean, you couldnt quite tell from the clip but you have a thick southern accent. Well, we worked you know, we had a documentary, a beautiful documentary, made by Nancy Buirski about the couple and we had tons of archival footage. And i went up to jeff cause wed studied them and the way they moved and worked. He wanted to really pay respect to them and strive for accuracy and authenticity across the board. And i get nervous about acce cause, you know, im not from america, and i wanted to do a good job. Seth get out. [ laughter ] im reversing my next role as an australian, im just trying it out. Seth oh, its very good. Yeah. And i said what are you you know, am i doing anything wrong . He said, i just want to understand you less. I was like, i can do that. [ laughter ] im going to actually he asked me to do that on the show, too. So from now on seth okay. Are you gonna be a little bit quieter . [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] obviously, you know, this is this you know, its a courtroom drama, except its not, because its about the Supreme Court case but it seems to be a decision was made to make it more about the couple. Yeah, jeff nichols, who made the film, whos an amazing guy who made mud, made midnight special, which also came out this year. He you know, he very accurately pointed out that quite often, you know, these big changes that are kind of argued in rooms by lawyers and politicians, you know, they dont have anything do with the people at the actual core of you know, the people whose lives are being decided upon. And he wanted to center on the people at the center of this and stay inside the house with richard and mildred. Seth this was your hairstyle for the film. And obviously this is a very serious film and a very moving film. Yet when you had this haircut on sets of your other movies, you got like people made fun of you. Well, talking about the film the film is about the way people experienced hairism. Seth oh, you had hairism. [ light laughter ] yeah, like my brother took a photo of me and did a comparison photo with a tennis ball. [ laughter ] we were promoting black mass at the time, and johnny depp kept introducing me as a guy starring in the paul bettany story. Seth oh, thats good. And i thought i looked like a polar bear. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] but this is what richard looked like, and this is what im talking about the fact that they were fated, their last name. But the image of the two of them special image for everybody. And you know, we strive to do that. And it meant i was a blond for a while. And i cant necessarily say that they have more fun. Seth you did not have more fun. [ light laughter ] well, i als he was in real life, he was a brick layer. Yeah. Seth and do you is this something you often do for your roles . cause you learned how to lay brick. Well, after doing a movie we shot a movie years ago called warrior, and i realized that there were some things you just cant fake as an actor. Research and put the hours in. Seth that was like a ufc fighting, right . Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got to put the shorts on. And have no shirt and have the so to me, i also to not waste time on set, cause theres tons of bricklaying scenes, i thought id better go and study that. Also richards posture was, you know, i think ca he was carved from his job, as many people are. Our jobs are the shape, you know, what we look like and how we work. I went and did bricklaying classes in a school in virginia. You know, like four or five, three or fourhour sessions. Seth are you good at it now . Im good at it in a Straight Line. Seth oh, okay. [ light laughter ] is there a lot of brick laying work that is only in a Straight Line . Well, i know this is obviously very real, this set. [ light laughter ] seth be very careful here. Theres a real people at home think we are very high up outside this window. [ laughter ] dont make me i go around and look at buildings and im like, oh, this probably took like about three weeks with a team of 20 guys. Now . Yeah, but i couldnt build anything this ornate. Even if its seth that must be fun for your friends now, that you get to be the one as you walk by buildings, youre like, you know, i could fill you guys in on how long i thought this took. Yeah. [ light laughter ] and everybodys like, oh, can you build me something . And im like, well, i could build you a Straight Line of bricks. [ light laughter ] years ago my nan, bless her soul, she taught me to my brother to knit, and i got really good at that, but again i could only do that in a Straight Line. So i could only make you a [ light laughter ] i couldnt make you, like, a little sweater or anything. Not that you would need it. Seth i would be fine with a scarf. Next time youre here, i will happily take a scarf. All right. Seth thank you so much. And by the way, if trump wins, a straightline wall, might be you could be in business. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its pretty im pretty sure that border ill do the bottom layer. cause im scared of heights. Seth so this is daily mail that took this photo . You got paparazzid. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth but this is cause are doing. Here you are on a phone [ light laughter ] glasses, so youre very erudite. This is intellectual. But then those are shin guards. You know those drawings you do where someone draws the head and someone draws the body . Thats kind of a real life version of that. Seth this is three different days of you got together at once. [ light laughter ] i think im yelling at somebody on the phone because im sort of scowling. These are shin guards. We were doing training for this thing that im doing right now. I think its important when youre in echo park in l. A. , that you gotta be aware that at any time anybody might come up and, like, kick you in the shins. [ laughter ] seth oh, this is oh, so this is cautionary . Theyre all hipsters, you know. Seth yeah, and hipsters go right for the shins. [ laughter ] hipsters kick low. Seth thats a classic and you arent wearing shoes either. I gotta point out about the daily mail, it is my chance to throw them under a bus i think, cause theyre throwing me under the bus constantly. And its like the perfect diet for an actor. Because you look at a photo and you go, all right, i gotta to stop eating now. Seth yeah. But they do this, and then they print it, and then the article is like, heres joel, and he is wearing a black adidas jacket. And they go about describing seth yeah, theres no news. What youre wearing. Theres nothing. There is no art behind it whatsoever. Seth i will say though, if all youre gonna do is write about what someone is wearing, this photo is a jackpot. [ laughter ] theyre like, i need the front page, youre not going to believe this. No shoes, blue shorts, shin guards, glasses. But if they would have stuck around two minutes they would have seen a hipster kick me in the shin. It would have been so much better. Seth that would be impressive. 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Our next guest is a talented actress who you know from films like across the universe and the ides of march. She is currently starring in the hit new show called westworld, which airs sunday nights on hbo. Lets take a look. Whoever you were before doesnt matter here. Theres no rules or restrictions. You can change the story of your life, you can become someone else. No on will judge you, no one in the real world will even know. Only Thing Holding you back is yourself. What do you mean by that . You said no one in the real world will know. I thought you werent supposed to notice things like that. Why wouldnt i . Seth please welcome to the show, Evan Rachel Wood. . . Seth im so happy to have you here. Im so happy to be here. Seth and you look like a million dollars. That is a fantastic outfit. Thank you very much. I you know, its just a little echo of dolores blue dress. Seth yes, youre right. Youre echoing your character. Congratulations on the show. Thank you. Seth so, for those who havent watched it i didnt realize how hard a job you have it. Because you are youre playing someone who is programmed. You are yes. Seth what is the term that we would call you . Well, technically theyre robots but we like to call them hosts. Seth hosts. Yes. Seth that hurts my feelings. [ light laughter ] incorrect. Im a host. Seth and i am just robotic. [ laughter ] but you refer to the role you play as this host, as this robotic person, to be the acting olympics. Yes. Seth which made perfect sense once i heard it but explain what you mean. Well, because in the show we are kind of called upon to do these shifts of energy very quickly, because we operate off of voice commands. So ill be in a full panic attack and then someone will go, [ gasping ] and then like back into character mode and back to half character, half analysis mode. And like, sometimes i have an accent and sometimes i dont. And so and sometimes i have to be completely deadpan, but in the script once it said, no facial expressions but crying through the eyes. Seth oh, man. And i thought [ laughter ] seth that is when and you have fantastic writers on your show but thats when writers are assholes [ laughter ] when they write somet its kind of true. Seth and then they say, how do you think thatll work . And they say, oh, you can figure it out. Yeah, shes got it, shes got it. Seth shes got it. Im actually a robot. Thats the twist. Seth this blew my mind, because i would have assumed the cgi the flies. Theres flies. They play a role. These were not cgi. You worked with real flies. There are such things as fly wranglers, and i didnt know this. [ laughter ] thats someones job. Seth i cant believe this. I know and basically what they do is they i guess capture flies, and freeze them in these little seth freeze them til theyre dead . No, they are still alive. Seth okay, okay. And then they take they would take the fly out. And they would stick it onto my face and we would wait for it to thaw. And then they it would thaw to the point where it couldnt fly, but it was still alive and then it would just start to crawl and they would roll the camera. And i would just sit there naked with a fly crawling across my face because thats my job. [ laughter ] seth however bad it is for you, its better than the flies job. [ laughter ] its true, its very true. And every now and then, one fly would be smart and he would be playing dead in there and the second they would open the jar, hed go zoom. [ laughter ] thats a smart fly. Seth and does the fly wrangler go, gary gary, come back he starts crying and running after him. Seth ive been working with gary for years stop yeah. [ light laughter ] seth and you also get to work with some incredible actors in the show. Oh, yes. Yes. Seth which makes it, i would imagine, all the more harder to go through these acrobatics that you have to go through with people like Jeffrey Wright and then of course, Anthony Hopkins. Yes. Seth what was it like to work with Anthony Hopkins . Breathtaking. I mean seeing him up close, you know he is one of the greatest actors of our time, but really seeing it and all the little subtleties he does just blew my mind. But the first scene i ever had with him, i was completely naked and he was about five inches away from my face. And the first line he says to me is, hello, dolores. And all i could hear was, hello, clarice. Seth right, yeah. [ laughter ] and i freaked out. And i thought, man, i had the craziest dream last night. I was doing this scene with Anthony Hopkins, but i was and like i think i was a robot and it was like in the future. But that was, again, my job that day. Seth that was happening. That was happening. And i used to mess with people and they were like, dude, howd the first scene with anthony go . And i was like, man, after we were done, he took me aside and he goes, you remind me so much of jody. [ laughter ] and they go, are you serious . Im like, no, dude, that didnt happen, but thatd be pretty awesome. Seth it would be pretty awesome. [ laughter ] but you can just mess with people. Seth so this is already, you know, a show that there is a great amount of secrecy. Yes. Many twists and turns. Seth many twists and turns. And a lot of people are already developing their theories as to whats happening. Are you as someone who is in it, are you finding out week by week whats happening . I well, we found out when we were filming it, episode by episode. We had no idea what was going to happen or what our Character Arcs were so every time we got a script it was like, oh, whats happening . And so we had tons of theories, and maybe about three of mine were right. Seth three out of how many . So far my favorite theory is i am actually a robot. E Evan Rachel Wood is a robot. S o beyond the scope of the show. Beyond, yes. Seth this is like a life theory that you have been programmed to play a robot on hbo. Exactly, and i did question that at times during the show because its so meta. But i think our favorite yeah. Its like, am i robot . Our favorite theories on set, i think at one point, everyone thought they were Anthony Hopkins. And that was the running joke, it was like, guys, i think im Anthony Hopkins. [ light laughter ] i think thats the twist. No, youre not Anthony Hopkins, im Anthony Hopkins. Like, so seth im Anthony Hopkins and i think Evan Rachel Wood reminds me of jodie foster. Youre also a singer and you have a band thats i do. Seth putting out a second album, rebel and the basket case . Yeah. Rebel and the basket case. Abd were named after Breakfast Club characters. Because we met doing a john hughes cabaret. Seth oh, wow. Yeah. We just released our second ep, our full album is coming out hopefully in a couple of weeks, and we have a couple videos out now. Seth where do you record your album . Well a lot of the album was written in my old karaoke lounge, which was in my basement, which also doubled as a tiki bar. [ light laughter ] seth so where what im sorry. So you when you was it already there when you moved in . Or did you no, it was not. Seth you installed a karaoke lounge in your home . Actually, the funny thing is, i used to invite the castmates from westworld over. And i used to just have like a string of lights and a karaoke machine and ben barnes who plays logan, went like, yeah, but theres no chairs down here, its not comfortable. And i went, oh. Andso the next time he came over, it was like decked out, with like disco balls and a proper tiki bar. So he ate his words. [ laughter ] seth i dont know if he ate his words. [ laughter ] dammit. Yes, most of it was written down there. But it was great because we would lay down a melody and we would just get on the karaoke machine and start making up lyrics. Seth thats fantastic. So it worked out. Seth well, we figured out backstage that we had not met before but i had seen you karaoke. You were at an snl after party that was at a karaoke bar and you were very its very not dolores the way you karaoke because you were very fully into it. Yes, i think at one point Justin Timberlake and i were drinking beer right out of the pitchers. Seth yeah, i remember that. Seth it was pretty kick ass. It was pretty awesome, yeah. Seth it was one of those nights where you definitely i cant sing. I cant carry a tune. I can get drunk enough to do karaoke. But when you see youre on after Evan Rachel Wood and timberlake, youre like, im going to skip, im good. [ laughter ] i dont know if im going to follow those two. Thank you so much for being here and congratulations on the show. Thanks for having me, thank you so much. 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Seth oh, thats so wonderful. So do you enjoy cooking for him . I love cooking for him. It is kind of like somebody once said to me, it is like sex. I dont want to do it for somebody i dont love a lot. [ laughter ] seth well. Well, thank you for doing it with me today, i appreciate that. [ laughter and applause ] so youre going to help which i think is very good for dinner parties, i think, a cheese plate. Its always nice to know how to do it but i think first we need a cocktail. Seth i would love a cocktail. Yeah, come with me. So, were going seth because its what i always say about sex, why do it if you dont have a drink first . [ laughter ] okay, so were going to make aperol spritzers. Seth okay. So are you in charge of opening seth yes, i am. The prosecco . Seth great,. Is this a cork that pops . Yeah, its like champagne but its italian. Seth ooh. Ooh, its even better than champagne, right . Oh, well done seth all right, how much . Two thirds in each glass. Seth okay, two thirds of the prosecco. And then aperol is kind of a little bitter but its delicious. And im going to put just a splash, couple of tablespoons in each glass. And then a spl you are doing very well. Seth thank you. Youre very cocktail meister. Seth very, and then a little of this and a splash of pellegrino. Seth pellegrino. Yeah. Seth i like that you said that. cause obviously we had to cover the label. [ laughter ] its a little splash of something italian, any brand. Seth its just some bubble water, it could be any brand and a slice of orange. Seth slice of orange. And hows that for a cocktail . Seth that is fantastic. Cheers. Seth cheers. A wonderful color. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wonderful. Isnt that good . Seth taste great. Very refreshing. So next thing is were going to make something that goes on the cheese plate. Seth okay, great. Which is spiced pecans. How are you with a whisk . Seth im very good with a whisk. You are . Okay, choose your weapon. Seth this is my whisk. So whats in there now . One egg white. Seth one egg white. And while youre whisking that [ laughter ] he does it so well in a suit. Seth well, i just like i can look a lot of different i dont have to look right at it. Okay, im going to put in brown sugar. Seth brown sugar, thats what im talking about. Youre doing an excellent job. Seth thank you. I know. Little vanilla. Seth little vanilla. Okay. And lots of spices. We have cinnamon. Seth cinnamon. Were going to get this all over us. I know. Seth i know. Oh, no, im never going to get it on you. Little ginger. Seth okay. Its really spicy, chile powder. Seth oh, thats i love it. Little heat. Seth okay. Cloves. Seth cloves. Little dark thing. Salt and pepper. Seth now im doing more than jeffreys ever done, right . [ laughter ] ever. Thats right. Seth ive seen jeffrey. He pours water in the coffee maker. Thats it. Seth thats right, he makes coffee. He makes good coffee. Is coffee an important part of your day . Very important. Cant start the day without it. Seth all right, great. Okay, and then two cups of pecans go right in. Seth okay, and then do i keep whisking . No, the whisk goes away. No, you kind of toss them together this way. Okay, the whisk goes right in the middle of that cheese platter. [ laughter ] thats what jeffrey does with things he doesnt like. Seth exactly. Okay, and that goes on a sheet pan. Seth okay. And were going to bake these. [ laughter ] we have this seth okay, great. You can tell he is a very good cook. Seth uhhuh, yeah. All right, there we go. Okay. Then take this and we put it in our magic oven, right under here. Seth right, magic oven, oh my god. Its just fabulous. Seth ooh hot, hot, hot, hot, hot [ laughter ] so hot. [ applause ] and you get spiced pecans out. Seth oh, so wonderful. Isnt that good . Okay, so were going to have a cheese platter competition. Seth all right, first i like that your dris [ laughter ] seth i know, im sorry. Its very crowded up here. Very good. Seth now, i feel intimidated when i go into a cheese shop to pick cheese. I feel like its a little bit like wine. How do you go about picking your cheeses . I ask the cheesemonger. I love that word, cheesemonger. Seth cheesemonger, okay. Cheesemonger, if i can taste things. I like something sort of a little spicy, a little kind of full bodied but not too sharp. Seth see, im guessing though, ina garten, everybodys going to say, sure, you can taste whatever you want. I think theyre gonna say, seth meyers, you can taste whatever you want, too. Seth okay, great, all right. [ light laughter ] youre good to go. [ laughter ] okay, so so i start with fig leaves. Seth oh, these are fig leaves. These are fig leaves. Just if you have a fig tree in the backyard. Seth yeah, of course, i do, yeah. [ light laughter ] i know you have them for all kinds of purposes. Seth yeah, of course, you just need a fig tree. [ laughter ] but you can use hydrangea leaves or lemon leaves. Seth so you put them out like this . Put them on the tray, just like that. Seth okay, great. Nicely done. Big bunch of grapes right in the middle. Seth okay. Ooh, i like this. Yeah. And then you put the cheeses all the way around. Yours is good. Seth i know, were just going to take these cheeses just put them around. Right in the m mine looks like a pile of grapes. Seth are you okay . [ laughter ] are you okay . I feel like youre off your game. Are you throwing this to make me feel better . Do we just pick up the cheese . Pick up the cheese and just put it around. Right like that. Seth so what kind of cheeses do we have . So we have brie, i have bleu cheese. Seth okay. We have truffle pecorino, my particular favorite. Seth ooh, all right. And brillatsavarin. Seth okay, brillatsavarin. Yours is looking good. Yours is good, yeah. Seth thank you. So take some figs, fresh figs, and you put them around. Apricot. Seth well i think thats only fair. [ laughter ] put them right [ laughter ] thats not so good on camera. Seth yeah, you had plenty. Now whats this stuff . This is fig jam. Seth okay, so where do you put your fig jam . Right in there. Fresh fig jam that i made, and then crackers. Seth all right. And you know what . Thats a nice looking cheese plate. Seth all right, now we have to have somebody judge this, dont we . Seth this was not intimidating. I feel like a lot of your food is simple. You dont youre not someone wh of food that people cant make at home. I hate fancy food. Seth what do you think of places that like have foams . I hate foam. Seth you dont like foams . It just looks like spit to me, im sorry. Seth it looks like spit to you . [ laughter ] it has no flavor. Seth you know, it didnt look like spit to me until now, but its always going to. [ laughter ] its always going to. Theres no possibility that its not going to look like spit. Seth thank you very much for being here. I feel like its a draw, right . We could say this was a draw. Its a draw, yeah. I think we both did great. Seth give it up for both of us, were really good at what we cooking for jeffrey is in stores now. Well be right back. Thank you. . . [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . . . The easiest decision youll make all week is to shop kohls this weekend because kohls will give you tax break savings with an extra 10 percent off and an extra 10 dollars off your purchase of 25 dollars or more everyone gets kohls cash too kohls. baby laughs . . . . This is lynchburg, tennessee. This is how many people were born here. This is how many are named hiawatha kitty mcgee. This guy keeps the town dry. These guys would prefer it a little wet. This many are proud of what we make here. This is our town. For 150 years, the home of jack daniels. If you cant get here, just look for one of our postcards. They look like this. Hows this for a tv show . Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prep cook by night. No. Here you go. I got this. 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Got another great show for you. Well do music from banks steelz, which is cool. And the oscar nominated writer lucy alibar will be in our last call spotlight a little bit later on. But first, stage star, screen sensation and Living Legend alan cumming is here with his new memoir, you gotta get bigger dreams. Have a look. . . I love that, when photographers say, do your face. What does that mean . I dont know. I think i used to do like you know, when i was younger i got away with things i did that. And i think in a good way, its my eyebrow. Like sometimes people say to me, well you just raise your eyebrow. And i just go and they go, thanks so much. Because i just did basically eyebrow acting for seven seasons. Eyebrow acting and walking into rooms going, alicia what the hell is going on . . . Im alan cumming, im a human being, and ive written a book of photographs and stories called you gotta get bigger dreams. I sort of think of it as like