Transcripts For WJLA Jimmy Kimmel Live 20170415 : comparemel

Transcripts For WJLA Jimmy Kimmel Live 20170415



going to cry, i'm already crying, which is embarrassing. but -- well, i'm not good with this sort of thing. and i'm sorry especially to those of you who came to see the show in person. because it's probably not what you came for. but we lost someone that we and i love very much today. and again, i'm sorry if you're hearing this just now for the first time. but don rickles passed away this morning. he was 90 years old. and i know it sounds crazy to say he was too young. but he was. because he was youthful and funny and sharp and generous. and i was fortunate enough to not only have don on this show as my guest but also to become close to him and his wife barbara, which was a lot of fun for me. i grew up in las vegas, so don rickles, even when i was a kid, was a very big deal. his name was on the marquee at the sahara hotel. you could see him with johnny carson making fun of johnny, people always wanted to hear don tell sinatra stories and he had great stories. but -- i think this might be what brought -- i told don, this is honestly how i felt. sinatra stories here but if sinatra was here i'd be asking him for stories about you. don's good friend, bob newhart, another national treasure, told me a great story about having dinner with don and sinatra. it sums don up pretty well, i think. sinatra sometimes would get angry for whatever reason and flip out. so one night they were all at a big table at a very fancy restaurant, the restaurant was all white, everything was white. the walls, the tablecloths, everything. don and barbara, his wife, and bob and his wife ginny, were at the table. and frank was drinking and he was not in a good mood. he was getting surly which put everyone on edge. when frank wasn't happy you had to watch it. they're drinking and the food comes and the waiter puts a bottle of ketchup and puts it on the table in front of frank. for whatever reason this sends frank into a rage. he doesn't want ketchup on the table. he takes the bottle, in a very crowded, elegant restaurant, he throws it at the wall. and the bottle smashes and there's ketchup everywhere. and everyone in the restaurant stops. it's like a gasp. and don without missing a beat turns and says, frank, will you pass the ketchup? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sinatra laughed. and everyone laughs and nobody dies that night thanks to don. the first time don was on our show was almost -- four years after we started. we'd been trying to book him since the beginning. we asked him to do the show over and over again. and he didn't know what this was. he knew "the tonight show" and "letterman" and that's it. finally after we bothered him 20 times he gave up and did the show for my birthday in 2006. and it was exciting, it was like i was in talk show fantasy camp sitting behind the desk while don rickles made fun of me. it was like being a real talk show host for a minute. [ laughter ] then don came to visit 17 more times after that. and whenever he was on, we would go out to dinner. we would always go out to dinner after the show except for one night. i couldn't go because i was already going to dinner. it was like a late booking. i was going to beginner with my friend jeff ross, the comedian. it was his 50th birthday and he's only in town the night. so a few days before i told don, i can't go to dinner after the show, i already have plans, we'll go another night. i couldn't tell him i was going to another dinner with someone else or he would bust my balls till i had none left. i was nonspecific, i said i can't make it. so we made plans for another night. after the show i said good-bye to don, i went to dinner with jeff. jeff and i and cousin sal are sitting at the table and who walks in? [ laughter ] and not only walks in, is seated at the table right next to us. is don. he looks at me, i thought you couldn't go to dinner! i'm like, it's his birthday, i didn't know! he hammered and heckled me through the whole meal. [ laughter ] until finally i got up and moved over to his table. [ laughter ] those dinners. don would drink vodka and tell stories. bob saget and john stamos were like don's -- i won't say sons because sons once they pass the age of 10 don't want to hear anything their father says. bob and john love that -- they're more like his stepdaughters, i would say. [ laughter ] don would make fun of john stamos for three hours straight without a breath and john loved it. he made fun of everybody. he'd come here and he'd make fun of me, guillermo, the band, the audience, the guy who put the microphone on his lapel, he'd make fun of the vegetable platter in his dressing room. when he'd come to my house he'd yell about the stairs as if i put them there specifically to inconvenience him. every time i'd see him, you still have those stairs? no, we're pole vaulting into the house now, don. i once took him to motza, which is mario batali's restaurant here, a very nice restaurant, we rented the private room in the back, we had food, i invited his friends, it was beautiful. it was very expensive, okay? and i paid for it. end of the meal, at the end of this beautiful meal, he says to me, i'll never forget. "i can't believe you took me to a pizza place." [ laughter ] but he was very sweet. they called him mr. warmth as a joke but that was what he was. he would always ask about my parents, my kids, when my uncle frank passed away i called him and asked him to be the guest on the show, which was a tough show. he helped all of us through it. he gave me advice. good advice, not the advice people give you just to hear themselves giving you advice. he'd say, keep my name alive. which he'd tell me to keep his name alive, which was funny, because -- i was like, you're don rickles. you keep my name alive! [ laughter ] he was humble, he was thoughtful. i went through my hope chest today. i don't really have a hope chest. [ laughter ] i have a box. i saved every note he ever sent me. there are like 27 notes and letters from don. i want to read a couple of them. by the way, every time he sent me a card he'd send it in an overnight mail package and there would be a label on it, it would cost $20 every time. he didn't just -- he spent more than $500 on postage alone for these. [ laughter ] here are a few of these very expensive notes. dear jimmy, thanks so much for inviting me into your home for dinner, but to be honest, we would have preferred a three-month trip to venice, italy. love, don. [ laughter ] dear jimmy, thanks so much for the beautifu i, who needs sinatra, the picture of us together is much more important, please don't show this note to anyone because it could cause harm to me and my family. love, don. [ laughter ] jimmy, thank you so much for the bottles of wine, we've been so busy crushing grapes with our bare feet hoping to have wine for the holidays. and you came to the rescue just in time. dear jimmy, what a great, thoughtful gift for christmas. such a good italian. maybe you should open a deli and start selling salami. maybe i should. dear jimmy, we watched your academy awards show. barbara loved every bit of it, but here's what i thought. [ laughter ] you were on camera too much. all in all, it was okay. we love you, so don't worry. [ laughter ] there's one more. the night manny pacquiao was on, i showed him a picture of don. dear jimmy, what right do you have to hold up my picture without my okay? i'm going to tell all my filipino friends to attack you at your studio. [ laughter ] your good friend don. your good friend don, the guy who knows john stamos and bob sagget personally. p.s., barbara really likes you. he was a funny guy. i know that's not a news flash. [ cheers and applause ] i was lucky to know him. our love and condolences to don's wife barbara, daughter mindy, stepdaughters bob and john. his main man tony o., paul shepard. there will never be another don rickles, probably the greatest talk show guest of all-time. we've put together a video tribute. here he is, the one and only mr. warmth, don rickles. >> our first guest is a legendary performer. he's a best-selling author. one of the greatest comedians of all-time, right, don, is that >> don't be a dumbbell. [ cheers and applause ] >> the funniest man on planet earth, the sultan of insulting. mr. warmth, the great don rickles! this is the eighth appearance you've made on this show. >> i'll drop my pants and fire a rocket. >> rarely does anyone get a standing ovation on this show. >> okay, that's it for me. >> tell people how we met. >> i saw you, three of us in the dressing room, dean martin, frank sinatra and me, ready to go on for the president. frank says, no drinking. you understand? no drinking. you got it pal, we're not going to take anything. and rickles, [ bleep ], i'm not going to have anything. frank goes out of the room. dean opens his coat. there's a roll of booze in the coat there. and that night we made ronald reagan know he's alive. uncle frank was the security guard. you went right into the casino. when you came off of the show. this isn't too fast for you? >> no, no. >> okay. you're looking at me like i'm a chemistry set. he used to stand by the door. every night i'd come out, he'd go stand back, everybody, mr. rickles is coming! stand back! and there was nobody there. i exaggerate life. make fun of ourselves. as i make fun of you. >> thank you. >> you should be proud. if i didn't like you, i wouldn't make fun of you. as i look at you now, you've got to get a nose job. >> this is 3d this "toy story" movie, this is your first 3d film? >> yeah. >> i always say to the young, try to be different. if you're different you have a chance. you're different because nobody knows what the hell you are. >> still a dumbbell. shut up, jimmy. try not to be -- don't be cute. that was funny, jimmy. i was never mean spirited thank god. that's why i'm on this show because i skyrocketed. anyway. give me a minute because everything i say i did in my room and i laughed my ass off. anyway. when i come back here with you guys and frank and your whole family, it really makes a guy feel at home. >> well, it's always great to have you here. don rickles, everybody! ♪ you give me a boot ♪ i get a kick out of you [ cheers and applause ] >> don't be a dumbbell, laugh! >> jimmy: thank you, don. we'll be right back. i'll have that goat cheese garden salad. that gentleman got the last one. sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. can i keep the walnuts? sold. but i get to pick your movie. can i pick the genre? yes, but it has to be a comedy. a little cash back on the side. with the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. throw. it's more than cash back. it's backed by the service and security of american express. it's more than cash back. welcome to maxx you. you are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. we see what makes you unique. so we have something for everyone, at a price that's just right for you. maxx you. maxx life. t.j.maxx are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool? 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey, hey! >> jimmy: very good to see you. you look very handsome. >> thank you, guys. yes. >> jimmy: you're very dressed up tonight, i like that. >> that's right, i heard you were talking about how rickles, what he said about when he saw me. >> jimmy: yeah, when rickles -- you guys were here together one night. rickles spotted you, and there was a bunch of people around. rickles yells, hey, let's take up a collection and buy adam a suit! >> that's right, that's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is this what you got? >> yeah, this is the respect for the man. no, he was just the greatest guy. i do -- i mean, you really got to be tight with him. i had hit and run -- i mean, i worshipped the guy too because my father worshipped him, that's how it goes. your dad loves somebody, you love somebody. anyways, i was at dinner with steve buscemi, 25 years ago or something. sitting at d'antana's eating. rickles comes over to us. oh my god, this is happening right now. he says to buscemi something like, maybe 23 whatever years ago, he says something about, i saw your movie. mr. pink. more like mr. stink. [ laughter ] something like that. buscemi's like, ha! he laughed and goes, oh, maybe get some braces. something like that. [ laughter ] then he sees me and he goes, oh, and you, wow. i go, hey, how are you doing? he's like, i think it was he says, watched the whole thing, amazing how no talent can get you a movie. [ laughter ] i'm like, yes, yes! but he was -- he was the best. >> jimmy: he kept up with everything. he knew everything that everyone was doing, it was crazy. people are shocked that this old guy would know their movies. and what's happening. you said your dad was a fan. >> yes. >> jimmy: did he ever see him live? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. atlantic city. and i think -- i saw -- i saw rickles a bunch of times like a bunch of comedians and watched him. he would annihilate for an hour. and just talking to the audience. had to set up jokes and then he would find out what's going on in the audience. and just crush. and he was the man. >> jimmy: he really was. now you know, mentioning bob newhart, bob and his wife would travel with don and his wife. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have relationships like that. like is david spade the bob newhart to your don rickles? [ laughter ] >> absolutely, yes. >> jimmy: he is. but david doesn't get married. so there's no couples thing that goes on. >> that's very true. by the way, we do this comedy tour, running around. i bring my kids sometimes on the comedy tour. and we get on the plane and david sometimes will be with a different lady. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and, you know, i don't know what to say anymore. [ laughter ] every time now my kids look, they're like, is this -- this is someone -- i just go, that's another one of david's sisters. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does david integrate with the children? are there family events that david goes to and he's part of? >> david hangs out. he's got a good 20 minutes, then you see david start going, whoa, got to get away from these kids. but no, he's pretty good. but david's life, we just did a show in hawaii. david, we had the best time. david did the -- my kids love him, they laugh at everything he says. his daughter is really cute. out with her, and we have fun. but yeah, david gets to run off and surf and take advantage of the island and have a great time. and his buddies come and they all golf. i'm sitting there literally cutting my kids' cantaloupe. i'm like, you don't know how to cut your own cantaloupe? no, you do it! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kids, hawaii is a weird thing with kids, because i don't know if they start marketing i think when they're in the womb or something. >> yes. >> jimmy: kids come out going, let's go to hawaii right now. >> yeah, yeah. they say, that's my favorite -- my kids are lucky enough to go to south africa and hawaii. they're always talking about, we've got to get out of l.a., got to go to south africa or hawaii. but anyways. this just happened in hawaii, jimmy. so we're in oahu having a great time. i always got to force my kids to get out of the pool and go to the beach. i'm like, let's go to the beach! you've got a pool at home, let's get in the hawaiian water. oh, i don't wanna, the water's rough. i said, it's fine, blah, blah blah. i buy two tubes they can set in. just sit in the tubes! you know. do that! so i'm like, my big one, my 10-year-old, she's sitting in the tube. and i'm watching. and i'm videoing her. and while i'm videoing, this looks like a big wave coming. [ laughter ] and i'm like, god no. and she gets -- she's perfectly facing the wave, gets hit, does a flip. lands on her feet but she's shook up. >> jimmy: wow on her feet. >> lands on her sheet, we would not expect that to happen. >> jimmy: no. >> she lands on her feet. i'm videoing. and i go, i better say something quick. i go, i got that on video! [ laughter ] [ applause ] she was so happy. >> jimmy: oh, she was. >> she gets tricked into, oh, yeah? that was supposed to happen? i'm like, come here, look at that i'll show you! yeah i landed on my feet! that's right you did, you're the greatest, you're a gymnast, no crying. then literally a minute later my other one, same position, i see the wave coming, i'm just watching. boom, flip. she flips, terrified. looks back at me. did you get that? [ laughter ] and i go, i didn't, i didn't get that. dad! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's going to be a director it sounds like. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are the kids -- do you observe passover? do you get -- >> yes. >> jimmy: do the kids get into that sort of stuff? >> we do. you know, growing up, my mom -- i don't know if it's every jewish household does that. but you know how you can't have bread. >> jimmy: right. >> you can't have bread, you get rid of all the bread in the house. my mother used to put all the bread, wrap it in a paper towel or something, and burn it so the bread was gone. the bread was gone, but to carry on the tradi adam sandler wealth different than the past, i will do the same but i just burn my house down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i bring the kids to a new house every year to celebrate. >> jimmy: what a terrifying new tradition. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you did this deal with netflix. >> yes. >> jimmy: your mom didn't know how to use it. has she figured out netflix? >> no it's a horrible thing. my mom -- this is my third movie for netflix that my mother won't see. [ laughter ] she gets so upset. how do you do it? ma, it's so easy, just hit -- my brother set it up. just hit this button. i don't want to! it's going to start trouble! i don't know, i don't think there's trouble coming. so she's just going to skip my next eight movies. >> jimmy: all right, adam sandler's here. 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"sandy wexler" premieres on netflix next friday. sandy wexler, true or false, there's shades of gray here, but it's based on your own real manager? >> a little bit, yes. the voice, the mannerisms. >> jimmy: the name sandy? >> the name sandy, yes. yes, his name is sandy warnik, he's been my manager a very long time. >> jimmy: how long? >> since i'm like 22, a real long time. yeah, yeah, 28 years. so sandy, okay, so he's a great guy. he's a very smart guy. he loves me, he treats me like family, my whole family, we all love him. but in the early days, i'm going to tell you a funny story about old sandy. a lot of times when you call your manager or your agent, they work at these giant agencies and management companies. they talk to you, they try to make it look like it's just you in their day, but they've got other people. sandy's on the phone with me talking. he's telling me stuff. i'm telling him stuff. i'm like, this is my manager, i feel very safe telling him things. then we end the call and i hear him say, "linda, call so-and-so." i'm like, linda? who's linda? and he has his assistant listening listening to the call. he's calling the next person. so i catch him doing that. i call him and i say, dude. was linda -- is linda -- was she on the phone while i was talking to you? and he's like, yeah, but she's very cool. and i said, yeah, but i don't want -- i'm kind of telling you stuff i don't want her to hear everything. and he's like, yeah, right. i said, you won't have her on the phone anymore? he's like, no, no, not a problem. so i'm talking on the phone the next time i call him. i'm talking and i'm hearing like, heeh. what the hell? i know he's got someone on the other line. i say, no one's on the other line, sandy? he goes, no, nobody. and i go, hey, is your wife okay, is she mad at you? he goes, why is my wife mad at me? and i said, you know what you told me earlier. about linda, and you masturbating to her all the time. and then i hear, linda, hang up the phone! [ cheers and applause ] come on, tell that maria -- >> jimmy: this is a great story. >> another great manager. >> jimmy: we knew each other for a long time, a really long time. when i first started i was a disk jockey on krok radio here. >> the best. >> jimmy: and -- kevin and bean. adam would come on as a guest of the show. >> they wrote the hanukkah song, by the way. >> jimmy: that's right. played the hanukkah song. not even jewish. >> not jews. >> jimmy: nondenominational. >> they didn't care. >> jimmy: correct me if i have any of this wrong. we're at the grammys. kevin and i would sneak in. we snuck into the oscars, into the grammys. we're in the third row of the grammys. you were nominated for a grammy. >> right right. >> jimmy: you see us and you go, what are you guys doing here? well, we just sat -- somebody got up and we sat in their seats. you were nominated for best comedy album at the time. you had a manager named maria, somebody i'd worked with at one time. you went to the pay phone and called her after your award was announced. >> right. >> jimmy: and you said, maria, i won the grammy! she goes, i know, i know! you go, no, i actually lost. she goes, i know, i know. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i have to say i'm a big fan of the show "game of thrones." to see you in regular clothes it's always weird, a member of the cast. >> i'm rocking some chain mail. that's a little games of thronesy. >> jimmy: it is a little games of thronesy. how are you doing? welcome, thank you for coming. >> i'm doing good, thank you for having me. this is amazing. >> jimmy: it's a pleasure to have you. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'll so weird, i watch your show online -- >> jimmy: i watch your show on television. the way god intended. [ laughter ] i love the show. do people -- do you get that all the time? i would assume all the time. people come up to you -- >> yeah, people really love it. it's amazing. like i love it, so i'm a hard-core fan. from the beginning. >> jimmy: what season did you start? >> season 3. >> jimmy: so there are two seasons you didn't -- it's not like you knew there was a plan to put you on the show eventually. >> no, i just watched it and was obsessed with it. >> jimmy: what were you doing when you got that job? >> i was working in a retail store. in a clothes shop. really. >> yeah, i was really out of work at the time. so i was like, you know. paying the bills, as you do. >> jimmy: a cashier or whatever? >> i worked in clothes. i had to work like behind the register? is what you say here? >> jimmy: yes, the register. what do you call it? >> the till. >> jimmy: oh, the till, that's very charming. >> working at the till. so i'd either do that or have to fold the clothes or -- >> jimmy: sounds like you didn't like the job. >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't like the job. did you ever catch anyone shoplifting or anything like that? >> oh, yeah, all the time. people really liked to rob that shop. >> jimmy: what would you do? when i worked at a clothing store they would say, don't do anything, witness them, get their license plate. i wanted to jump them. >> i think we had to find the manager. i can't remember. that's probably wrong. that's probably why i didn't last there. >> jimmy: so then did you quit that job? >> yeah, well, i was -- i auditioned for "game of thrones" while wa then i got it. >> jimmy: how did they tell you? when you get a job on "game of thrones" do they call you or send a raven? how does it work? >> my agent called me. >> jimmy: your agent called me. >> sadly not as fun as receiving a raven. >> jimmy: that would be awesome if they sent ravens. and this is the seventh season. you're finished shooting? >> yes, seven's finished. >> jimmy: do you know what happened? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do. you never tell anyone what happened? >> oh no. >> jimmy: do you tell even your relatives? people close to you? >> no, not really. no, i'm pretty vague about it. just because i get really cross when people tell me about shows i like, movies i haven't seep yet, and they tell me. what's the point now? but at the same time, it doesn't matter what you think it's going to be it's always so much more fun than that. >> jimmy: it's also this weird thing, i don't want to know what happens, yet i also feel an urge to pester you. into telli m even though i know i don't want to know what happens. >> i'm a fortress. you won't get anywhere. >> jimmy: you are. so you're uncrackable. what's the language you speak on the show? your character? >> valerian? >> jimmy: like the steel? and is it -- it's not obviously a working -- a real language. >> no, no, no. it's -- well, it's not like a language that exists like in the world. but it does have -- it's fully constructed by a genius linguist david jay peterson. who has like fully formed -- >> jimmy: how do you know he's a genius? couldn't he just be making things up? [ laughter ] >> no, no. of course he's pulled inspiration from different languages and different sounds and that type of thing. but he's like -- the words have meanings. you know, there's like -- i mean, there's like a dialect. the high valerian and low valerian and the words mean stuff. created the word for dragon or created the word for queen or whatever. it has meaning. >> jimmy: what is the word for queen? >> well in high valerian it is daria, in low valerian dare. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know, that could be totally wrong. >> yeah, i mean, i hope that's right. >> jimmy: no, no, it's darria. >> they'll tell me if it was wrong. >> jimmy: because there are like 11 maniacs in the world that pay attention to this sort of stuff. for some reason they have to focus -- they've hired a guy full-time to make these 11 maniacs happy. >> right. >> jimmy: this movie, you don't drive in these, any of these cars? >> right. >> jimmy: is that kind of a bummer that you're in, what is the name -- >> "the fate of the furious." >> jimmy: "the fate of the furious" and are you furious that you're not driving at all? >> i don't think anyone wants to put me behind the wheel of a really powerful car, seeing as i don't ha [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't have a driver's license? not even back home? >> no. we have the tube, we have the london underground, why do i need to drive? >> jimmy: have you ever driven? >> yeah, i used to have a car. in england, when you're like -- haven't got your license officially, you can put what we call "l" plates, lerner plates on your car. as long as you have someone who's -- i think over 21, has had their license for more than three years or two years or something, they can sit in the passenger seat and like drive with you. >> jimmy: so you pick up hitchhikers along the way. [ laughter ] >> no, like my friends would jump in. >> jimmy: anyone you want. >> i use to have had a little car i drove around. but -- yeah. i've never like done my actual -- you know. >> jimmy: tyrece gibson is in these movies, he was here once, told me something i'll never forget. he's constructed a mini benihana in his backyard at his house. >> so cool. so good. >> jimmy: you've seen the beniha? >> i've eaten there. it's cool. >> jimmy: does he have the guy and they're flipping the shrimp, chopping it all up and all that stuff? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what happens to the guy when he's done eating? >> i guess he goes home. >> jimmy: he goes home. he doesn't live there? he gets up in the middle of the night and wants some benihana? >> i don't know if it's quite like that. i don't know, actually. but -- >> jimmy: will you ask him in valerian and find out? >> i will, ask him, specifically in valerian. >> jimmy: it's very good to meet you and very good to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] the movie is called "the fate of the furious." it opens in theaters one week from now. nathalie emmanuel, thank you, nathalie. be right back with starley! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. z23wnz z5yz y23wny y5yy >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to adam sandler, nathalie emmanuel. apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, here with the song "call on me," starley! ♪ ♪ ♪ when you're low and your knees can't rise you feel helpless and you're looking to the sky ♪ ♪ some people would say to accept their fate well, if this is fate then we'll find a way to ♪ 'cause, oh, oh, oh, oh we'll say a little prayer but oh, oh, oh, oh if the answer isn't fair ♪ ♪ you know you can call on me when you need somebody ♪ ♪ you know you can call on me when you can't stop the tears from falling down, down ♪ ♪ you know you can call on me call on me, darling ♪ ♪ you know you can call on me you can't stop the tears from falling down ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when you're weary and the road is dark and i'll guide you with the beating of my heart ♪ ♪ and if the cavalry and the help don't come well, then we'll find a way to dodge a smoking gun ♪ ♪ 'cause oh, oh, oh, oh we'll say a little prayer but oh, oh, oh, oh if the answer i ♪ then call on me ♪ you know you can call on me when you need somebody ♪ ♪ you know you can call on me when you can't stop the tears from falling down, down ♪ ♪ you know you can call on me call on me, darling ♪ ♪ you know you can call on me you can't stop the tears from falling down ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when you need someone you need somebody to cling to ♪ ♪ when you're you need someone you need somebody to dry your tears ♪ you need somebody to cling to ♪ ♪ just call on me, love just call on me, love just call on me, love ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, husband on the run. >> he betrayed our trust to the point that it's totally broken. >> the manhunt continues for a 50-year-old teacher and the 15-year-old student he's accused of kidnapping. what his wife and daughter saw of their relationship. >> she would come to him with her problems. >> the family making an emotional plea. >> no matter where you are, daddy, no matter what you've done, we want you to come home, we miss you so much. the trailer for "star wars: the last jedi" is finally here. its director and stars are breaking it down exclusively to abc news. why markham mill says it's possible luke skywalker could go to the dark side. >> it's time for the jedi to

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