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Transcripts For WJLA Jimmy Kimmel Live 20170302



and the priest puts ashes on your forehead. then you wear at this time rest of the day to show everybody what a good person you are. somebody told me my mother is here and she has, i think she might put mascara on her head, like extra. to make sure that i can see and it to remind me that i didn't to go church today. working on hollywood boulevard, it is hard to tell who went to church and who just put on their filthy darth vader helmet. are you giving up anything? >> red meat. >> jimmy: why are you giving up red meat? >> partly for health reasons. >> jimmy: i was thinking, what would i miss most? you're supposed to make a sacrifice. i think what i would miss most on a daily basis is q tips. i love them so much. i'm going to try to go cold turkey. i'm going tipless for 40 days. and then at easter sunday, i'm going nuts. i'll tell you something -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that i'm certainly not giving up for lent. that is "dancing with the stars." sorry, god but no way. season 245 of "dancing with the stars" is in the works. a fresh new crop of celebrity dancers was revealed to the world this morning on "good morning america." here are a few of the many brave stars who will sacrifice all to try to claim the coveted mirrored ball. ♪ >> jimmy: what's going on there? [ applause ] that was obviously mr. t, or as he may very well be known in four years if he will be going up against 11 fools he pities. if i were mr. t, i would dance to the music of the a-team song every week. the producers of dan"dancing wi the stars" said they've been trying to get hill on the show for years. really? i think it will be interesting to see chris from saturday night live. we've had win here's are athletes, singers, actors. but a comedian has never finished higher than fourth. and i for one dream of a day when that glass ceiling is broken. i really do. you saw charo, olympic gymnast simone biles, bonner bolton, who i have no idea who that is. and the bachelor nick will take his talent to the dance floor. they say the bes make it happen is to pair him with a half naked dancer from australia. maybe nick mr. fall in love with mr. t. who knows? i noticed something. let's go through, they pair these celebrities with professional dancers. i was reading some of the names. there you have glmpb leb, max, val, and artem. i think i figured out where the leaks have been coming from. president trump, i found the hackers and they're on "dancing with the stars." they've been distracting us with their -- [ applause ] this is alarming. especially if you have young children. there is a company that makes a toy called a cloud pet. this is a high-tech stuffed animal. basically you can record a voice message and then voice you record comes out of the stuffed animal. which sounds cute except it turns out t more than 800,000 go bts were apparently very easy to hack into. someone noticed and it put parents on alert. who could have guessed giving a kid with a microphone connected to the internet with it had the potential to go wrong. but the company said none of the voice recordings -- >> now staying in touch is easy and fun with cloud pets. just record a message and send to the cloud. allowing to you send the message to the cloud pet. >> this is yako. i am cute. what is mommy's social security number? >> the cloud pet app uses blue tooth technology to send your messages. >> send me he to melania as gift to trump boy. >> best of all, they're always there to listen. >> tell me secrets. does he make naked sex? >> cloud pets. because you are never safe. front about it, huh? this is -- for music fans, especially in the southwest. the coachella music festival is getting a new headliner. lady gaga will step in to fill the gap left by beyonce. beyonce will to bow out. she's pregnant with twins. i don't know why her doctor thought it would be a bad idea for her to perform in the middle of a desert in front of 100,000 people on mushrooms while she's pregnant but he did. for those of you in the country who aren't familiar with coachella, it is a huge gathering in the desert outside palm springs. it is basically trader joe's in an open field. the other one is radio head. they will not get pregnant. based on what i'm told, it is impossible. this is an interesting demonstration. this is from china. a kung fu master put on a demonstration. he claims this is a erectile dysfunction and pre mature ejaculation. >> like! like! >> oh! >> hike, hike, hike! >> jimmy: yeah. i would try that. it looks like fun, right? it's a move that do you on "dancing with the stars." someone should show that move to donald trump to let him know you do not mess with china. this is another item our president should look into. according to an investigation done by the nbc news team in washington, d.c., almost 100 federal employees, these are people who work for the government. they've either been caught or admitted to watching pornography at work. i don't know. 100 seems low, actually. one federal worker admitted to spending at images and videos. he said, and i'm assuming he is a he because he's definitely a he. but he said he did this for several years. an employee at the federal railroad administration said he browsed pornographic websites 252 hours in one year. equivalent to 31-eight-hour work days. all day. that's nuts. we thought this might be fertile ground for our pedestrian question. we went on the street. we asked people, have you ever watched pornography at work. the way it goes, you will see someone introduce themselves and then based on that introduction, we'll try to determine if they seem like the kind of person who would do this, or at least admit it. >> what is your name? >> i'm from norway. >> have you ever watched pornography at work? >> has morty -- [ laughter ] wow! like an attack on the norwegians. let's find out. [ laughter ] no. i don't think so. >> you don't think so? >> i haven't. >> i don't think so means i think so. yeah. >> what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm a motivational speaker and i'm from new jersey. >> have you ever watched pornography at work? >> is his tie -- is his tie on backwards? all right. what do you think? let's ask him. >> i watch it at hole. >> where do you work from? >> from home. >> we got how many a technicality. the. >> what's your name and where are you from? >> i'm juan from augusta, maine. >> have you ever watched pornography at work? >> has juan from maine done that? recall he has jesus on his will sh >> all the time. >> where do you work? >> oh, man. at a bus station. >> jimmy: at a bus station. nothing sadder than watching porn at a bus station. >> what is your name. >> i'm jamie from highland, utah. >> have you ever watched pornography at work? >> all right, jamie, utah. not a chance, right? all right. >> no. >> where do you work? >> at a school. >> jimmy: that's good. wait until summer break and catch up. okay. >> what's your name and where are you from? >> valerie. i'm from los angeles, california. >> and have you ever watched pornography at work? >> how do we feel about valerie? all the women are saying no. okay. let's find out. >> yes. >> at -- i can't tell you that. i can't tell you where i work. >> what kind of work? at a telecommunications center. a call the center. >> at&t. >> no. >> sprint. >> maybe. maybe. i don't work there no more. >> she cracked under pressure. all right. thank you, valerie. we have to take a break. when we come back, when we come back i'll share what might be the greatest scene from any soap opera ever. so stick around. we'll be right back. 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[ bleep ] with $20. how much is the mile now? $2.75? >> do you know what? >> some people don't like to take responsibility. they blame everything -- he e-mail for town car. >> good luck. >> good luck to you too. i know you don't have to go far. >> the most uncomfortable else of undercover boss ever. but the funny part is the driver, after travis' boss left, he gave him a one-star rating. it is going to make the company holiday party very tense this so the ceo apologized for his behavior and he has been rightfully shamed for doing this. the most embarrassing part isn't the part with the driver. it is before the argument with the driver. he was dancing around in the back seat. like that's the hillary clinton shimmy he is doing back there. to me, that's the more egregious offense. it really is. at the very least, it is good to know your uber driver is taping you in the car. all right? time for something fun. soap operas are kind of a dying breed in the united states. there aren't many left. but in new zealand, this from a show called shortland street. i don't know much about the show itself. what i do know is a hell of a cliffhanger when i see one. >> awesome house. where's your room? >> upstairs. maybe this is a mistake. >> you said your dad is at golf. >> >> hey, dad, this is lily. >> hi. >> go home, please, lily. >> what? why? >> goodbye, lily. >> tomorrow. >> that was rude. >> rude. i'll show you rude. this tablet is still synched to your phone. please tell me that is not your penis! >> wow! does anyone else have goose bumps? i don't take the suspense. i don't know. i want to know. this is a show i would love to bring to american television. guillermo, wouldn't it be great to have a show like that here? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: if we did that show, which part would you play? >> thegirl. >> jimmy: we need to get you a wig for sure. >> i do have >> jimmy: maybe we should give it a try. >> let's give it a try. >> jimmy: you put the wig on. i'll play the teenage boy. and who should we get to play the dad? >> how about me? alec baldwin. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. that's a very good idea. that's great. this is perfect. i'm glad you happen to be back there. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. well, fortunately we have a set here. let's do this, shall we? all right. very good. wait. we have to do action first. wait for somebody to yell action. we'll get it right. don't worry. ♪ here. where is your room? >> upstairs. maybe this is a mistake. >> your dad is at golf? >> we're supposed to stand here. >> my dad is at golf. >> your dad is at golf? >> oh, no. >> there he is! hey, dad. this is lily. >> hi. >> go home, please, lily. >> why? >> goodbye, lily. >> bye? >> no. >> there is always tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now that was rude. >> rude? >> i'll show you rude. this tablet is still synced to your iphone. >> yeah? >> please tell me that is not your penis. ♪ >> jimmy: wow, thank you, guillermo. that was very sweet. alec baldwin, america. music from tuxedo. alec bald went is next. (vo) what if this didn't have to happen? i didn't see it. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: real quickly, you came out. you said, where do i go? i never know where to go either when i'm on a talk show. i'm always a little bit confused even though there is clearly an empty seat for you. >> when you do this, you're here. and they're kind of up. so you either talk to you or you go, the hell with it and you're like this with the audience. it's weird. so you talk to the audience. which do you do? >> jimmy: i think you have to do both. >> i need a neck brace. >> jimmy: you'll be okay. i'll give you a little rub later in the do you give anything up for lent? >> it is indicative of who you are. people tell you who you are when they tell you what you should give up for lent. i'll say, what should i give up for lent? and my wife is like, complaining. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in sharing that story, you're kind of complaining. >> come on! >> jimmy: you won't do anything. will you give up anything? >> i try from time to time. you're catholic. i try to think of things. like years ago, i would say give up cursing. and saying bad words. i do pretty well. even jesus would say, under these circumstances -- he would really be freaked out. the guy steals your parking lot. you're like -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sure you hear it all the time but i love it when you do president trump. i think it is the greatest. i really do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's so good. >> i never in my life would say, i never imitated hill. lauren called me and said, do you want to do this? no. i don't want to be trump on tv. any time you have any mimicry, it is usually someone you appreciate. i don't hate trump but i don't want to do. that you've seen "snl." the moment the stage monditor took me there, i didn't know what to do. my eyebrow out. i tried to stick my face out. i was in the make-up room. they're putting my wig on. and it was like a scene from a mental hospital. i'm sitting there the whole time going -- until, so you don't think about it. >> jimmy: i'm shocked by that. i figured it was something you've been doing. >> i worked on it for months. >> i didn't really know. there is a guy on the internet. it's interesting how there are people who, now that he's not going to the white house correspondents dinner, there are people lobbying to play trump at the white house correspondents dinner. people would say, would you do it? no, please, i'm theon man who should play trump. and they're kind of, like a lot of trump competition. >> jimmy: you own it. no one will top you. >> they say i suck! >> jimmy: they don't even know who you are. >> i can't say bad words because i gave it up for the lent. >> jimmy: there's one guy lobbying. it should be whoever the president hates seeing doing at this time that's under doubtedly so. wouldn't you love to watch him watching you do you and how mad that must make him? >> people say, what was your whole gag? you know as well as do i, you're very funny. you can kind of suggest the voice or the way they look. you have to try to think of who he is. i've said this countless times. to me, he is always searching for a stronger better word and he never finds it. so whenever do you trump, these peel, they're great people, they're fantastic people, and i want to say working with they will was -- and then he goes over on fantastic experience. >> jimmy: he's a thesaurus. >> he is. a pamphlet thesaurus. >> jimmy: do you fear -- i guess you the don't run into the president. >> i'm with my manhattan getting a cup of coffee. i run into tony cukushner. and he turns to my sister and said is this your taster? >> jimmy: i don't think you'll do that. in a way you're safer now. he would be the first suspect if you were to be, if you were to be killed, i would start an investigation and start right at the top. >> let me leave my kids some money. >> jimmy: 25 older children. i have a 2-year-old child and my wife is knocked up with another one. you have three little kids. >> we have three. from 5:00 in the morning until eight clog in the morning, the bedroom, it is like a barber shop. next. come in here. they get in bed and tell us what they want for breakfast and how they feel about everything. next. come in here, please. this o >> jimmy: this is what your wife is saying about the complaining. >> it's a beautiful thing. >> jimmy: speaking of children, i think there's a point in your life where you realize your children, their primary purpose is to make fun of you. i think you've reached that point. i have a photo that your daughter posted online. she put this on her instagram feed. this is, what is this? >> i think it speaks for itself. i was doing a lot of adult films in chatsworth back then. >> jimmy: what year was this? >> this was when i was doing a television pilot in l.a. what i love, look at that hair. like a french pastry. all the swirls. >> jimmy: i wonder if the bandana will ever come back as a style? >> my daughter posted them on her >> jimmy: she did, yeah. >> oh! >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll talk about the boss baby. an animated film in which i play your dad. it was meant to be. alec baldwin. we'll be right back. proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. this is my body of proof that i can take on psoriatic arthritis with humira. humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. humira is the #1 prescribed biologic for psoriatic arthritis. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. before treatment, get tested for tb. tell your doctor if you've been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if you've had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flu-like symptoms or sores. don't start humira if you have an infection. want more proof? ask your rheumatologist about humira. what's your body of proof? an unlimited data plan is only as good as the network it's on. and verizon has been ranked number one for the 7th time in a row by rootmetrics. 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"boss baby" opens in theaters march 31st. i have to say, i was very tickled when they asked me to do that movie and they said you would be the voice o i thought, that's great. >> this is my citizen cain. this is my lawrence of arabia. this is the greatest movie of my life. >> this is a movie that your children can now enjoy. usually they can't. have your kids seen it? do they understand what's going on? >> my daughter carmen just started watching, did i voice of the guardians. i did rise of the guardians. she thinks it is fun. her favorite thing is she knows i play trump. my little daughter says, are you going to work and play donald trump? yes, i am. donald trump. and she says it, the inflection like it's evil. she'll go, donald trump eats mcdonald's. he's a communist. she's very funny. >> jimmy: you hosted the oscars. what year was that? >> like 2010 i did it with steve. >> jimmy: and afterwards, did you feel like it was a positive experience? >>t' you're in the house and you're on tv. and the oscars are beamed out to countless oscar parties in people's home. that's one thing. the scars in the room is a little different. somebody in your staff pointed out. by the time it's over, you're in a room with ten winners and 250 losers. a lot of losers there. but the thing i loved about it, sincerely. we would take a break and i would bolt down the stairs of the room and say hi. bill macy, this one, that one, my friends. a person would corner me, some guy who was like 80. he would say, i want to thank you very much for agreeing with all your valuable time to host the oscars. my name is don griffin and i was the stunt coordinator on she wore a yellow ribbon. and he names an old movie. oh, my god. next break. a woman would sargs i'm so grateful for taking time out of your busy schedule t oscars. my name is miriam hathaway. and i was a script assume visor on vertigo. >> can i tell you something about my experience? no one thanked me for doing it at all. not one old person came up. and thanked me for this! one, two, three. audience:thank you! >> the boss baby, march 31st. we'll be right back with luke evans. 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to have you here. correct me if i'm wrong but i heard you flew in from shanghai. >> we did. yes. last night. >> jimmy: how long is that flight from shanghai? >> i think about 11 hours. but you land two hours earlier than you take off. so you go back in time a little bit. >> jimmy: because of the time difference. so are you okay? >> i'm fine. >> jimmy: you won't say anything that will possibly be career ending? >> possibly. i am welsh. we have a bit of a problem. >> jimmy: catherine zeta jones was here. what is it like to be from wales? >> that's a weighted question. >> jimmy: have you seen beauty and the beast? >> my family came up and saw it. >> jimmy: how many in your family came to see it? >> about 14 of them. >> it was great. we've only been watching the screenings with just the cast and crew and stuff. and people were clapping after the numbers like a live show. >> jimmy: because it's a musical. is this the first musical number you've been in? >> onscreen, yes. because i have a musical screen back ground of i did nine years on the boards in west london. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started singing in front of people? >> oh, god. about 10, i think. i come from a little village in south wales. a very small place. we had rugby club's. working men's clubs basically. when i was will 10 i remember doing one. the pianist, his name was byron. and i won it, actually. i got money for it. he turned up and he had two fingers missing. he was the pianist. so danny boy which was my winning number, was missing a lot of important chords. so my training was fantastic. but i got 500 quid for it. >> jimmy: that's a lot of money. >> for a 10-year-old. >> jimmy: i wonder what the eight-fingered pea eed pianist. >> he was a pest control guy. we found out he lost his if i knowers in a rat trap. >> jimmy: the rats must have been laughing their asses off. in a rat trap? >> let's not get into it. >> jimmy: in his deformity. bibut anyway, back to disney movies. i assume you auditioned for a movie like this? >> i did. i had to go sing for condon, the director of the movie. he wanted to see everybody. i saw a lot of people going in and out before me. >> jimmy: so before you do that, do you watch the animated version? >> did i. i watched it with my god children. i sort of forgot the track of gaston. it is a brilliant role. he is a bit of a monster but you laugh at him. >> jimmy: he is a funny monster. >> you go and audition. you're feeling very self-conscious. you try to cover it up. this one, i knew i could do it. i can sing this track. i'll blow him away. he sat literally as close as you. >> jimmy: do you stand when you sing? >> of course. >> jimmy: so he is this close to you. >> and i'm standing in front of him sipping go out gaston. my number of will >> jimmy: why would he do that? >> he was trying to intimidate me. he's not that kind of person but >> jimmy: you're up here and he's down there. unbelievable. so you make this movie. and josh is in the movie. he is very funny. you have all the magical little things in the film. >> it's crazy. most of the magic you see in the finished project, you never see it when you're shooting it. >> jimmy: we all know how it works. this is not a group of dummies right here. we know what's going on. we're out buying our girlfriend tops, you name it. sorry. >> jimmy: is it true that you have a group of fans, and i think this is, when you really have something when your fans give themselves a name. >> they do, yeah. they call themselves the luke-a-teers. i was a musketeer. >> jimmy: and t none of them call themselves anything-adteers. >> jimmy: they're international. >> jimmy: do they follow you around? >> yeah. they're in airports. they're very nice. >> jimmy: is there a headquarters? >> i think it is called twitter. >> jimmy: you don't have conventions? like meeting groups? >> maybe one day. when i have no career left. >> jimmy: you can stand there and sing to them when they're really close to you. fantastic. well, congratulations on the movie. it opens in theaters march 17th. that's luke not he haves, everybody! we'll be back with tuxedo! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank alec baldwin, luke evans and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. 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