And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 524 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thank you hi thank you so much. Welcome. Looking good. Looking hot. Hot crowd tonight right here. [ cheers and applause ] new york city hot crowd. Welcome to the tonight show everybody. This is it. You made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre here. Thank you. Going to be a fun one tonight. First, heres what people are today, donald trump made a a surprise trip to mexico for a a meeting with the countrys president enrique pe . A nieto. Or as trump put it, nice to meet you, eric pi . Ata. [ laughter and applause ] eric pi . Ata . Of course, trumps meeting today is his big chance to convince mexico that they should pay for his proposed border wall. I think he might have a tough time. I mean, check out what president pe . A nieto had to say about the wall. There is no way that mexico can pay a wall like that. [ light laughter ] jimmy doesnt sound too promising. But maybe trump should have met with mexicos expresident , Felipe Calder . N. Mexican people, we are not going to pay any single cent for that stupid wall. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. All right. Maybe trump should just stick with the exexpresident , vicente fox. I declare, im not going to pay for that [ bleep ] wall. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh, all right now. When hillary saw that trump was in mexico, she said, ill pay for the wall. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy quick. Lets do it quick. I saw that a reporter went through Hillary Clintons schedule while she was secretary of state and found that she and bill were often away from each other, sometimes even on different continents. When asked why they didnt try to coordinate their schedules, hillary said, oh, we did. [ laughter ] some more political news. Chris christie just vetoed a a proposal tbo 15 an hour. Then fast food workers said, after all weve done for you . [ laughter and applause ] did you see this . After his disappointing president ial run, former Texas Governor rick perry will compete on the Upcoming Season of dancing with the stars. [ cheers ] which is why this season will be called dancing with the stars and rick perry. Steve so, its an appetizer. Jimmy yeah. Of course, another reality show that we love here is bachelor in paradise. And this week was another great episode full of crazy drama. But if you missed it, dont worry. Because here to reenact a scene with actual lines from the show, its questlove from the roots and david spade. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, whenever youre ready. Questlove thanks, jimmy. A firefighter who doesnt want to fight. And ill be playing lace, 25yearold woman who feels totally unsure right now. [ laughter ] jimmy whenever whenever youre ready. . . Questlove honestly, lace acting the way she is right now is pissing me off. Oh, really . [ light laughter ] yeah, whatever. [ light laughter ] questlove can i talk to you for a little bit . What do you want to talk about . Questlove well, you started hitting on carl right in front of me. And then said, good luck on getting a rose tomorrow. I dont even know what to think right now. Have fun finding love with someone else. Questlove ugh [ crying ] [ light laughter ] i love you. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic fantastic thank you, guys. Everyone. That was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] guys, lets get to some sports here. I saw that the u. S. Open kicked off here in new york this week. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Two weeks of tennis balls going back and forth, or as my dog put it, if you need me, im out with my friends. [ laughter ] good tickets. And finally, heres a local story. A water main break here in new york city recently caused a performance. Or as every guy in line put it, oh, no. [ laughter and applause ] weve got a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thats how you do it. That is harmonica master fr . D . Ric yonnet sitting in with the roots oh, my gosh, that is awesome. His latest album, reed my lips the rough cut is here. Good to see you again. Thank you for having me. Good to see you again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy last time we hung out was the snl 40th after party. Oh, thats right. Jimmy hes the one that got prince to kind of get up and jam out with us. Well, we did this together. Jimmy yeah, together. We worked as a team. Thank you so much for being here. Congrats on the record. Guys, its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, Emmy Awardwinner and host of the new daytime show harry, harry connick, jr. Will be here. Steve yeah him. Plus, hes the most decorated olympian of all time. Michael phelps will be stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Michael and i are going to play a game of egg russian roulette. So be sure to tune in for that. And then on friday we have meg ryan. Im psyched to have meg ryan on the show. [ cheers and applause ] nick kroll and john mulaney will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre super funny. Theyre going to broadway. And then my favorite magician dan white will be on the show. [ cheers and applause ] hes amazing. But first, we love this guy. Hes so hilarious. And this should be fun, hes going to be the roast master for the labor day Comedy Central roast of rob lowe. David spade is on the show tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes always steve always funny. Jimmy hes the funniest dude. I love him so much. Plus, from the mosttalked about show of the summer, the very talented kids from Stranger Things are joining us. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre so good. And theyre so cute and so nice. I just love these kids so much. [ light laughter ] we have some fun stuff planned with them, including a a brandnew game called stranger strings. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. Its should be fun. And we have great, great, great music from tove lo, everybody, is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy tove lo. Steve tove lo. Jimmy yeah. Guys, as i said, were so excited to have the kids from Stranger Things here tonight. I can not wait for season two, they Just Announced it today. Still a few questions left to be answered. Is the demogorgon still alive . What about eleven . Steve right. Jimmy and most importantly, what happened to everyones favorite character, barb. [ light laughter ] they just kind of forgot about her. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Luckily we got our hands on a a deleted scene from the Season Finale that seems to tie up some of these loose ends. Take a look. [ cheers and applause ] aha i vanquish you with my plusfive mythical warhammer. You cant do that. I block you with my orc shield. Lets see if you hit. I got a one. Crap. Isnt this fun, eleven . Well, well, well. [ cheers and applause ] whats up little dudes . What you guys playing . Virgins and dragons . Hey, steve. Mouth breather. I just want to wish you a a happy new year. I also got you a little present. You want to see it . Come on down. . . [ light laughter ] hey guys. Um, what the [ bleep ] . You forget about old barb . Nancys friend sittin on the diving board . Trapped in the [ bleep ] upside down for the past two months . All right, barb no, no, no lets review, shall we . There were two people down there. And you rescued one of em. [ laughter ] do the math ass[ bleep ]. You seemed like you could take care of yourself. Oh, really . Is that what it seemed like . cauhe i was laying in a cocoon with a a [ bleep ] slug coming out of my mouth. I guess no one could find you. It was pretty dark down there. Yeah, yeah. Good point. I dont have a very distinctive look. I dont have bright red Ronald Mcdonald hair, old granny glasses and a a librarian all right, barb. Now cmon, all right . Calm down. All right . Screw you, Steve Harrington and screw nancy too, by the way she was supposed to be my bff. [ light laughter ] phony starts with a p. No one ever cared, there was nothing no search party for barb no fake corpse stuffed with cotton for barb no [ coughing ] [ bleep ] thats been happening all day. Hold this. Gross. Barb, hey, youre back here. Thats what matters, right . How did you get back any way . Easy. I just made a trade with the demogorgon and i gave him your friend will, straight up. Wills back in the upside down . Thats messed up. Yeah, its messed up. Isnt it will . [ laughter ] does this mean youll be back for season two . No. cause barbs getting her own orange is the new bitch. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to the kids from Stranger Things. Well be right back with david spade, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] . . I just snapped a photo and got an estimate in 24 hours. My Insurance Company definitely doesnt have that. You can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you . Liberty Mutual Insurance initiating retrieval sequence. Activating thrusters. Target acquired. Astronauts can vote from space. Take a break from the election with red or blue tea. Make time for snapple. . . . . . . Give extra. Get extra. . . . . One smart choice leads to the next. . . The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. . . [ cheers and applause ] a very talented, very funny comedian who created the popular trutv prank show fameless, which has been renewed for a second season. And this labor day, monday, he will be the roast master for the Comedy Central roast of rob lowe. You can see it at 10 00 p. M. Please welcome our good pal david spade . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back all right, guys. Jimmy welcome back, we love having you here. Good one, quest. Jimmy yeah congratulations, by the way last time you were here, we were talking about the doover you did with adam sandler, that movie. Its the most watched movie in the history of netflix. I heard that too, i dont know. I hope so. That was a great one. I loved doover. Jimmy no, yeah, yeah, no, i didnt make it up. Thats real, yeah. Thanks, guys, applause. Jimmy no, no. [ cheers and applause ] i was gonna say, thats ng that was the funnest movie i had done forever, obviously with adam. So fun to be put in that thing. Jimmy how was the flight getting over here . Cause last time it wasnt oh, horrible. [ light laughter ] no, it was all right. What happened was i took a a picture of it actually, for instagram. Jimmy this is the guy had his shoes off buzzing around the plane, which is a little gross. I took a poll. Everyone thought it was gross. 100 of the voters. Jimmy yeah, you said 100 of the voters. Yeah, they have hes got then he goes in the bathroom over and over. And i got this action shot of him coming out. Jimmy you got a picture of him. But i like the caption said, guy coming out of airplane crapper with bare feet, gross or super gross . [ light laughter ] call in now, lines are open. Well, what happened was, he went in there and i was just in there. See, i know its gross in there, cause i was in there. And im not really nailing it in there, you know what im talking about . Like [ laughter ] no, but im pretty good at it, but im not in the olympics, you know what i mean i got the idea, but thats just me. Then theres everyone else in the first class. And by the way, it is first class so no one cares at all. Theyre peeing on the walls. They dont care. Rich ass[ bleep ]. Jimmy thats true. So, i mean, its a disaster. And im in there, and this guys going 50 times. Hes got a couple of problems going on. [ light laughter ] so hes doing that, and then hes like squishy feet coming out. You know . By the way, when i go in my shoes, i throw them away when i get home. [ laughter ] jimmy thats how dirty the airplane bathroom, yeah of course. Its filthy. So that guy, but you can get in trouble. I took his head off in the picture. Jimmy you did yes. You didnt get his face. I got yelled at once. I got sued. Yelled at. Um, i got sued jimmy someone sued you . Yes, because on stupid instagram, i took a, i was at a a concert and there was like a a 90yearold woman near me. And everyone stood up, and i didnt even know why she was there, but she was sitting down so of course, i took a picture because im gross and thirsty. I said, hey, this girls obviously shrooming out, shes jimmy a 90yearold lady . She had a lawyer call me. Yeah. My client, shes like, i have grandchildren. I dont want anyone to think im schrooming out. Im like, no one thinks youre schrooming. Youre on molly, obviously. [ laughter ] jimmy so that was nice of you to leave the face out of there. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy um, i want to talk about fameless. Fameless . Yeah, right. Jimmy its a prank reality confusing. Its all these people go on these reality shows. They audition for them, and then when they make it they have to do a psyche evaluation, they have to do all these crazy things. And when theyre ready to be on, we pick like the most pumpedup want to be famous ones, the craziest ones, and then we just make up a fake show. cause they dont even care what they were on. They just want to be famous. So we put them on like, blind blind date. You know, we like make up that sounds like a real show. Or whats in my mouth, like a a cooking show. [ laughter ] and then we make it and its a a total disaster. Jimmy whats in my mouth. Yeah, we keep tryin to think of and then we have like a celebrity on now and then to make it seem real. Im on it sometimes. Its pretty funny, but it is it is hard. Im not a good pranker. I get too freaked out. It should be called cringe time. Because the whole time im watching it im like, ah, i cant take it when they jimmy but people love it. People love it. Jimmy and it picked up for season two. Thats great. Yeah, it keeps doing better, so well keep doing it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats great. See, theyre getting better. At applauding. Jimmy but did you get now youre the roast master at taped it already, but i would assume the roast master gets special treatment. Thats what i assumed. I did not. [ light laughter ] first of all, i could never get roasted. I could never handle it. Jimmy you couldnt, no. No, and then jimmy youre not a good sport about that stuff . Or just yeah. Im a bad sport. [ laughter ] whatever the term is. Because last year was kevin hart was the roast master. I go, oh, this is a fun job. Seth rogens done it. I go, im sort of off limits. I was trying to get that word around. It did not work. To talking backstage machine gun. Yeah, they go after everybody out there. And i remember pete davidson, i brought him out. And while im walking away, he goes, ah, Macaulay Culkin looks like [ bleep ] now. And im like, oh [ laughter ] in the back like you know, in platoon. I was william dafoe. Like im like, let me just get to my chair. And then they come up to me in a commercial, cause im doing a lot of this. Because they keep hitting me. Youre, uh, not happy. I go, im not happy. [ light laughter ] im unhappy, which is the opposite. I go, i dont like jokes about me. They go, youve got to kind of play along. And i go, but its horrible. [ light laughter ] but some of the jokes are funny, like Peyton Manning goes, david spade is short and dumb. [ laughter ] sort of accurate. Jimmy its Peyton Manning, too. And its fun to have Peyton Manning there. Jimmy yeah. And ann coulter came. A little bit. Jimmy and how was rob lowe . cause rob lowe is a funny guy, and we know him. Yeah, love him. Jimmy you know him from tommy boy. He was a good sport. Yeah, he was in tommy boy with me. Jimmy but they hit rob lowe as well. Yeah, they remember, you remember in that song. They hit rob lowe. Yeah, but every joke is about how good looking he is and how many girls he slept with. Im like folks, these are compliments. [ laughter ] im like trying to get to everyone i go, guys, we need new jokes. Hes too good. Thats why they start heading but, he wound up being really cool about it, and we had a a blast. Jimmy its on labor day and its the Comedy Central roast. Did you get a chance for you personally to hit him with a a couple jokes . A few. Well i think, when i walk out, i go, were here to roast one of the biggest stars of 1987. [ laughter ] i go, robs not a gay man, but he plays one every moment of his life. He has a skin care line out, you can buy it online. You wont, but you can. [ laughter ] and he had a sex tape jimmy oh, yeah. Way back in the day when it could hurt your career. But he hurt his career the Old Fashioned way, with his acting. [ laughter ] anyway, the rest of its too rrated. Jimmy oh, my gosh. What was the one you did, uh, meaningful roles . Oh, yeah. He said rob said, its so difficult to get meaningful i tried to ask brad pitt about that, but he was too busy acting in meaningful roles. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy dude, we love you. Every time you come on, come back. We love you. Thank you, buddy. Jimmy david spade, everybody watch the Comedy Central roast of rob lowe, this labor day, monday at 10 00 p. M. And watch fameless too. Well be rate back with the kids from Stranger Things. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . . . What . Is he gone . . Finally, i thought hed never leave. Tv character why are you texting my man at 2 a. M. . No. If you want someone to leave you alone, you pretend like youre sleeping. Ave fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. 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