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Its the first day of lent. This is the day you go to church and the priest puts ashes on your forehead. Then you wear it the rest of the day to show everyone what a good person you are, i guess. Somebody told me my mother is here and she has, i think she might put mascara on her head, like extra. To make sure that i can see it and to remind me that i didnt to go church today. Working on hollywood boulevard, it is hard to tell who went to church and who just took off their filthy darth vader helmet. [ laughter ] guiller guillermo, are you giving up anything for lent . Red meat, jimmy. Jimmy why are you giving up red meat . Well, thats for lent. But its not good for jimmy partly for health reasons. Okay. Very good. I was thinking this morning what would i miss most . Youre supposed to make a sacrifice. I think what i would miss most on like a daily basis is qtips. I love them so much. [ laughter ] im going to try to go cold turkey. Im going to go tipless for 40 days, and then at like 6 00 a. M. On Easter Sunday im going to go nuts. [ laughter ] ill tell you something [ applause ] thank you. That im certainly not giving up for lent. That is dancing with the stars. Sorry, god, but no way. Season 245 of dancing with the stars is in the works. A fresh new crop of celebrity dancers was revealed to the world this morning on good morning america. Here are a few of the many brave stars who will sacrifice all to try to claim the coveted mirrored ball. Jimmy what is going on there . [ applause ] that was obviously mr. T, or as he may very well be known in four years if things keep going the way they have, president t. [ laughter ] he will be going up against 11 fools he pities. From the worlds of sports and entertainment. If i were mr. T, i would dance to the music of the ateam song every week. The producers of dancing with the stars said theyve been trying to get mr. T on the show for years. Really . How hard were they trying . [ laughter ] well, he didnt answer the phone again. So i guess well try again next year. Anyway, its exciting. I think it will be interesting to see chris kattan from saturday night live. Weve had winners who were athletes, singers, actors, reality show stars, but a comedian has never won dancing with the stars. A comedian has never finished higher than fourth on dancing with the stars. And i for one dream of a day when that Glass Ceiling is broken. I really do. [ laughter ] other competitors. You saw charo, olympic gymnast simone biles, Bonner Bolton who i have no idea who that is but hes competing. And the bachelor nick is going to take his talents to the dance floor. They say the best way you can help make a marriage happen is to immediately pair him with a half naked dancer from australia. But maybe nick will fall in love with mr. T. Who knows what could happen this season . By the way, i noticed something. Lets go through they pair these celebrities with professional dancers. I was reading some of the names. Gleb shevchemko. Macs chmerkovskiy, val chmerkovskiy. And artem chmitsov. I think i figured out where the leaks have been coming from. President trump, i found the hackers and theyre on dancing with the stars. Theyve been distracting us with their [ applause ] this is alarming. Especially if you have young children. There is a company that makes a toy called a cloud pet. This is a hightech stuffed animal. Basically you can record a voice message and then the voice you record comes out of the stuffed animal. Which sounds cute except it turns out to be not so secure. More than 800,000 accounts were reportedly very easy to hack into. Someone noticed it and put parents on alert. Who could have guessed giving a kid with a microphone connected to the internet in it had the potential to go wrong. But the company said none of the voice recordings were tapped into. Which is good. But i have to say im not sure i believe thats true. Now staying in touch is easy and fun with cloud pets. Just record a message and send to the cloud. Allowing you to send the message to the cloud pet. This is yako. I am cute. What is mommys Social Security number . The cloud pet app uses Bluetooth Technology to send your messages. Send me to melania as gift for little trump boy. Best of all, theyre always there to listen. Tell me daddys secrets. Does he make naked sex . Cloud pets. Because you are never safe. Jimmy at least theyre up front about that, i guess, huh . [ applause ] front about it, huh . This is for music fans, especially in the southwest. The Coachella Music Festival is getting a new headliner. Lady gaga will step in to fill the gap left by beyonce. Beyonce had to bow out because as you know shes pregnant with twins. I dont know why beyonces doctor thought it would be a bad idea for her to perform in the middle of the desert in front of 100,000 people on mushrooms while she was pregnant, but he did. For those of you in the country who arent familiar with coachella, it is a huge gathering in the desert outside palm springs. Its basically a trader joes set to music in a large open field. And it happens next the other headliner is radiohead. Theyre a great band. They will not get pregnant. Based on what im told, its impossible. This is an interesting demonstration. This is from china. A kung fu master put on a exhibition of what im not exactly sure. But he claims this is a cure for erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. Hi hi hi hi hi jimmy yeah. Id try that. It looks like fun. Its a move that you do on dancing with the stars. Someone should show that move to donald trump to let him know you do not mess with china. This is another item our president should look into. According to an investigation done by the nbc news team in washington, d. C. , almost 100 federal employees, these are people who work for the government. Theyve either been caught or admitted to watching pornography at work. Which i dont know. 100 seems low, actually, to me. One federal worker admitted to spending six hours a day looking at images and videos. He said and im assuming hes a he because hes definitely a he. [ laughter ] but he said he did this for several years. An employee at the federal Railroad Administration said he browsed pornographic websites 252 hours in one year. Which is equivalent to 31 eighthour workdays. All day. That is nuts. So we thought this might be Fertile Ground for our pedestrian question. We went on the street this afternoon. We asked people, have you ever watched pornography at work. The way it goes, you will see someone introduce himself or herself and then based on that introduction well try to determine if they seem like the sort of person who would do this, or at least admit they did this at work. Okay . Lets begin. What is your name and where are you from . My name is morli and im from norway. Morli, have you ever watched pornography at work . Jimmy has morty [ laughter ] wow like an attack on the norwegians. Lets find out. [ laughter ] no. I dont think so. You dont think so . No, i havent. Jimmy i dont think so means i think so. [ laughter ] yeah. Lets meet our next contestant. What is your name and where are you from . Im a motivational speaker and im from new jersey. Have you ever watched pornography at work . Jimmy is his tie is his tie on backwards . All right. What do you think . Lets ask him. Hell, no. I watch it at home. Where do you work from . From home. Jimmy all right. We got him on a technicality. Lets look at another one. Whats your name and where are you from . Hi. My name is juan from augusta, maine. And juan, have you ever watched pornography at work . Jimmy has juan from maine done that . He has jesus on his shirt but he also has a nose ring. So its really hard to all right. Lets see. Juan . All the time. Where do you work . Oh, man. At a bus station. Jimmy he works at a bus station. Nothing sadder than watching porn at a bus station. Who do we have next . What is your name and where are you from . Im jamie, and im from highland, utah. Okay. And have you ever watched pornography at work . Jimmy all right. Jamie, utah. Not a chance, right . All right. No. Where do you work . At a school. [ laughter ] jimmy thats good. Wait until summer break and catch up. All right. Whats your name and where are you from . Valerie. Im from los angeles, california. And have you ever watched pornography at work . Jimmy how do we feel about valerie . All the women are saying no. Okay. Lets find out. Yes. Where do you work . At i cant tell you that. I cant tell you where i work. What kind of work . At a telecommunications center. A call center. At t. No. Sprint. Maybe. Maybe. I dont work there no more. She cracked under pressure. All right. Thank you, valerie. Thanks to everyone for playing. We have to take a break. When we come back, when we come back ill share what might be the greatest scene from any soap opera ever. So stick around. Well be right back. Announcer Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by at t. Changer. So now the whole family can binge,. Surf, shop, navigate, listen, game, stream and more. All without the hassle of worrying about overages. Or running out of data. Its less than 40 per line per month with 4 lines. And remember, its at ts best, unlimited data deal ever. So get at t, get unlimited and get everyone more for less. 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He got in an argument with a driver from his own company that apparently recognized him. This happened on super bowl sunday. The video just came out. Heres a bit of it. This is exactly i think this is just the kind of behavior youd expect from a guy named travis. I lost money several thousand dollar because of you. I bankrupt because of you. Yes, yes. You keep changing every day. What have i you keep changing. Hold on a second. What have i changed about black . You changed the whole business. What . You dropped the prices. On black . Yes. Bull [ bleep ]. 20. How much is the mile now . 2. 75 . You know what . What . Some people dont like to take responsibility for their own i take responsibility. They blame everything on somebody else. Town car. Good luck. Good luck to you too. But i know you dont get to go far. Jimmy it was like the most uncomfortable episode of Undercover Boss ever. The funny part is the driver after travis the boss left he gave him a onestar rating. [ laughter ] its going to make the Company Holiday party very tense this year. So then the ceo apologized for his behavior. And hes rightfully been shamed for doing this. But to me the most embarrassing part of the video isnt the argument with the driver. Its before the argument with the driver he was dancing around in the back seat. Like that is the thats the Hillary Clinton shimmy hes doing right back there. [ laughter ] to me, thats the more egregious offense. It really is. Anyway, at the very least its good to know your uber driver is taping you in the car. All right . Time now for something fun. Soap operas are kind of a dying breed in the united states. There arent many left. But in new zealand, this is from a show in new zealand called shortland street. And i dont know much about the show itself. But what i do know is a hell of a cliffhanger when i see one. Awesome house. Wheres your room . Upstairs. Maybe this is a mistake. You said your dad is at golf. Hes not at golf. Hey, dad, this is lily. Hi. Go home, please, lily. What . Why . Goodbye, lily. Bye. No. See you tomorrow. That was rude. Rude . Ill show you rude. This tablet is still synced to your phone. Please tell me that is not your penis jimmy wow. Does anyone else have goosebumps . [ applause ] i cant take the suspense. I dont know. I want to know. This is a show i would love to bring to american television. Guillermo, wouldnt it be great to have a show like that here . I agree with you, jimmy. Jimmy if we did that show, which part would you play . The girl. Jimmy we need to get you a wig for sure. Oh, i have a wig. Jimmy you have a wig. So maybe we should give it a try. All right. Lets give it a try. Jimmy you put the wig on. Ill play the teenage boy. And who should we get to play the dad . How about me . Alec baldwin. Jimmy yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thats a very good idea. Thats great. This is perfect. Im glad you happened to be back there. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Well, fortunately we have a set here. Lets do this, shall we . All right. Very good. Wait. Youve got to go to action. You have to do action first. [ laughter ] wait for somebody to yell action. Well get it right. Dont worry. Awesome house that you have here. Where is your room . Jimmy upstairs. Maybe this is a mistake. Your dad is at golf . Jimmy were supposed to stand here, guillermo. My daddys at golf . Your dad is at golf . Jimmy oh, no, no. Hes not at golf. Jimmy there he is. Hey, dad. This is lily. Hi. Go home, please, lily. Why . Goodbye, lily. Bye . No. There is always tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now that was rude. Rude . Ill show you rude. This tablet is still synced to your iphone. Yeah . Please tell me that is not your penis. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, thank you, guillermo. Thats very sweet. Alec baldwin, everybody. And youre welcome, america. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show, music from tuxedo. Luke evans is here. Well be right back with alec. 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Jimmy you got her a top from lululem [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, from the forthcoming movie beauty and the beast, luke evans is here. Then their new album this is coming out on march 24th. Its a collaboration between jake one and mayor hawthorne. Its called tuxedo ii. Tuxedo from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night on the show president george w. Bush will be here. Adam pally will be here. And again, theyre not performing together. They will be here individually. Our first guest is one of a very few men to have hosted a game show and been nominated for an Academy Award its really just him and bob barker, who got nominated for happy gill more, i think. Yeah . On march 31st, he gives voice to an infant in the boss baby. Please welcome alec baldwin. [ cheers and applause ] can i tell you something really quickly . You came out and you said where do i go . I never know where to go either when im on a talk show. Im always a little bit confused even though clearly theres an empty seat there for you. But you notice people dont when you do this, youre here. And theyre kind of up. So you either talk to you or you go, the hell with it and youre like this with the audience. Its weird. So you talk to the audience. Which do you do . Jimmy i think you have to do both. I need a neck brace. Im sore. Jimmy youll be okay. Ill give you a little rub later in the show. Do you give anything up for lent . Is that something that you do . Its indicative of who you are. People reflect back to you who you are when they tell you what you should give up for lent. Ill say to my wife, what should i give up for lent . And my wife is like, complaining. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy in sharing that story, youre kind of complaining. Come on jimmy you wont do anything. Will you give anything up . I try from time to time. Youre catholic. Jimmy yeah, i am. So am i. And i try to think of things 37. Like years ago, i would say give up cursing. And saying bad words. I do pretty well. Then you look at something and even jesus would say under these circumstances. [ laughter ] hed be really freaked out. The guy steals your parking lot. Youre like [ applause ] jimmy im sure you hear it all the time but i love it when you do president trump. I think its the greatest. I really do. [ cheers and applause ] its so good. I never in my life would say, i never imitated him. Or had anything to lorne called me and said do you want to do this . No. I dont want to be trump on tv. Anytime you have any mimicry, it is usually someone you appreciate. They said to me trump. And i didnt hate trump but i dont want to do that. And tina and lorne kind of pushed me. Youve seen snl. The moment the stage monitor takes me to my mark for the first dress rehearsal at 8 00, i had no idea what i was going to do. Jimmy really . The moment i walked out, i said eyebrow out. I tried to stick my face out. I was in the makeup room. Theyre putting my wig on. And literally it was a scene from like a mental hospital. [ laughter ] im sitting there the whole time going china. China. Again and again. It sort of becomes so you dont think about it. Jimmy im shocked by that. I figured it was something youd been doing. Thats what he i should say. I worked on it for months. Jimmy no. Its even more impressive it wasnt in your wheelhouse. I didnt really know. There is a guy on the internet. Its interesting how there are people who, now that hes not going to the white house correspondents dinner, there are people who are lobbying to play trump at the white house correspondents dinner. Jimmy you are not one of those people . I wouldnt say im not lobbying. But people say would you do it . And there are a couple of guys on the internet who say oh, please, im the only man who should play trump. Theres a lot of trump competition. You get sucked into this. Jimmy no one will top you on this. Tell these guys. They say i suck. Jimmy no one even knows who they are. I cant say bad words because i gave it up for lent. [ applause ] but this one guy is lobbying. Jimmy it should be whoever the president hates seeing doing it the most. And thats undoubtedly you. Wouldnt you love to be in that room with him watching you do him and how mad that must make him . People say, what was your whole gag . And you know as well as i do, because youre very funny, that you can kind of suggest the voice or suggest the way they look. But youve got to try to think of who he is. And ive said this countless times. To me trump was someone who hes always searching for a stronger better word and he never finds it. So whenever you do trump you go, these people, theyre great people, theyre fantastic people, and i just want to say working with them was. [ laughter ] and then he goes a fantastic experience. Jimmy he needs a thesaurus. President roget. Jimmy hes a very limited thesaurus. Hes a pamphlet thesaurus. Jimmy do you fear i guess you the dont run into the president. Im with my assistant at dean deluca in manhattan getting a cup of coffee. I run into tony kushner. The playwright. Theres all this stuff churning into the media. And tony kushner turns and says is this your taster . Like hes going to try to rub me out. Jimmy i dont think hell do that. In a way youre safer now. He would be the first suspect if you were to be, if you were to be killed, i would start an investigation and start right at the top. Let me just do another season of match game so i can leave my kids some money. Jimmy you have to get the trump family on match game. Youre having a second child. Jimmy two older children. I have a 2yearold child and my wife is knocked up with another one. How is that going for you . You have three little kids. We have a 3 1 2yearold, a 1 1 2yearold, and a 5monthold, and from 5 00 in the morning to 8 00 in the morning our bed in our bedroom its like a barber shop. Im like next, come in here please. And they get in the bed and tell us what they want, what they want for breakfast and how they feel about everything. Then theyre done. All right. Next, come in here, please. This ones up at 5 00. This ones up at 6 00. Jimmy this is what your wifes talking about with the complaining. But im not saying its a beautiful thing. [ applause ] jimmy speaking of children, i think theres a point in your life where you realize your children, their primary purpose is to make fun of you. I think youve reached that point. I have a photo that your daughter ireland posted online. She put this on her instagram feed. [ laughter ] this is what is this . I think it speaks for itself. I was doing a lot of adult films up in chatsworth back then. [ laughter ] jimmy what year was this . This was when i was doing a Television Pilot in l. A. What i love, look at that hair. Like a french pastry. All the swirls. Jimmy i wonder if the bandana will ever come back as a style . My daughter posted them on her instagram . Jimmy she did, yeah. Oh ive got pictures i can post of her, let me tell you. [ laughter ] jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, well talk about the boss baby. An animated film in which i play your dad. Yes. Jimmy unbelievable. It was meant to be. Alec baldwin is here. Well be right back. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. You stand out in a crowd. And are pulled together. You follow your own lead and show your strength. Always comfortable in your own skin. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx that newly listede bank and wait ranch will be gone. A mortgage, or, you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank. 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Put the cookie down. Cookies are for closers. Aw. Its like theyre having their own little meeting. This is so humiliating. Jimmy that is alec baldwin in boss baby. It comes out march 31st. I have to say, i was very tickled when they asked me to do that movie and they said you were going to be the voice of the baby. I thought, thats great. This is my citizen kane. This is my lawrence of arabia. [ applause ] this is the greatest movie of my life. Jimmy it is a great movie. But this is a movie that your children can now enjoy. Usually they cant watch your stuff. Yeah. Jimmy have your kids seen any of your animated stuff and do they even understand whats going on . My daughter carmen just started watching i did rise of the guardians for dreamworks. She started watching that. She thinks it is fun. Her favorite thing is she knows i play trump. My little daughter says, are you going to work and play donald trump . Im like yes, i am. And she says donald trump and she says it with the inflection like its evil. She goes, donald trump eats mcdonalds. Hes a communist. Shes very funny. Jimmy you hosted the oscars. What year was that . In 2010 i did it with steve. Jimmy and afterwards, did you feel like it was a positive experience . As you know, its an unusual experience. Because youre in the house and youre on tv and the oscars are beamed out to countless oscar parties in peoples homes. Thats one thing. The oscars in the room is a little bit different. As somebody on your staff pointed out, by the time you get down to the end of the evening youre in a room full of 10 winners and 250 losers. Its like being at otb. A lot of losers there who were r. A little miffed. But the thing i loved about it, sincerely. We would take a break and i would bolt down the stairs of the room and say hi. Bill macy, this one, that one, my friends. A person would corner me, some guy who was like 80. He would say, i want to thank you very much for agreeing with all your valuable time to host the oscars. My name is don griffin and i was the stunt coordinator on she wore a yellow ribbon. And he names an old movie. Id be like oh, my god. Then next break the woman would go, hello. Im so grateful to you for taking time out of your busy schedule to host the oscars. My name is miriam hathaway. And i was the script supervisor on vertigo. And they all had some connection to the business from the old days. And this was their jimmy can i tell you something about my experience with the show . No one thanked me for doing it at all. [ laughter ] not one person. Not one old person kim up. [ applause ] and thanked me for this one, two, three [ audience yells thank you ]. The boss baby, march 31st. Well be right back with luke evans. [ cheers and applause ] the birds and the bees let me tell you bout. The birds the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above and a thing called love. 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So you go back in time a little bit. Jimmy because of the time difference. So are you okay . Im fine. Sleeping tablet. Jimmy you wont say anything that will be careerending . Possibly. I am welsh. We have a bit of a problem. Jimmy Catherine Zetajones was here last night. I love that woman. Jimmy whats it like to be from wales . Thats a weighted question. Jimmy have you seen beauty and the beast, this live action version . I have seen it. Jimmy with an audience yet . We saw it in longdon. My family came up from wales. They let them up for the night. Jimmy how many in your family came to see it . About 14 of them. Jimmy wow. Thats quite a group. It was great. We got to see it with an audience. Because weve only been watching it in screenings with just the cast and the crew and stuff. And people were clapping after the numbers like a live show. Jimmy because its a musical. Yeah. They clapped after the gaston number. Its a huge production number. Jimmy is this the first musical youve been in . On screen, yes. Because i have a musical screen background. I did nine years on the boards in the west end of london. Jimmy oh, really . When did you start doing that . How old were you when you started singing in front of people . Oh, in front of people. I was about 10 i think. Jimmy 10. Yes. I come from a Little Village in south wales. A very small place. We used to have these competitions. Theyd be in rugby clubs. Working mens clubs basically. They used to have competitions. When i was 10 i remember going to do one. And the pianist, his name was byron. You got money for it. I won it, actually. But we turned up and he had two fingers missing. And he was the pianist. So danny boy, which my number, my winning number, was missing a lot of important chords. [ laughter ] so my training was fantastic. But i got 500 quid for it. Jimmy wow. Thats a lot of money. Thats a lot of money for a 10yearold. Jimmy i wonder what the eightfingered pianist got for playing along with you. I think hes still doing it. His day job you have to know what his day job was. He was a pest control guy. Jimmy he was. And we found out he lost his fingers in a rat trap. Jimmy oh, my goodness. The rats must have been laughing their asses off. [ laughter ] in a rat trap . Lets not get into it. Jimmy i wont go into it. Into his deformity. Anyway, back to disney movie. [ laughter ] back to family film. Jimmy before you i assume you auditioned for a movie like this . Is that how it works . I did. I had to go sing for bill condon. Jimmy the director of the film . The director of the movie. He wanted to see everybody. I saw a lot of people going in and out before me. Jimmy so before you do that, do you watch the animated version . The original version of beauty and the beast. I did. Jimmy and have that in your head. I watched it with my godchildren. I sort of forgot the track of gaston. It is a brilliant role. Hes a bit of a monster but hes funny and you laugh at him. Jimmy he is a funny monster. You go on these auditions youre feeling very selfconscious, youre not very good at something and you try to cover it up. But this one i knew i could do it. I can sing this track and im going to blow him away. He sat literally as close as you. Jimmy do you stand when you sing . Yeah of course. Jimmy so hes just sitting there this close to you. Literally. And im standing in front of him like this singing out gaston, my number. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy why would he do that . He was trying to intimidate me. Jimmy was he really . No, hes not that kind of person. But i intimidated him. That was the point. Jimmy hes down here. Of course. Thats unbelievable. So you make this movie. And josh gad is in the movie. Hes very funny. Hes very funny. Jimmy and you have all these magical Little Things that happen in the film which has to be a lot of fun to see. Yeah. Its crazy. Most of the magic you see in the finished project, you never see it when youre shooting it. Its like a polystyrene ball or jimmy we all know how it works. This is not a group of dummies right here. We know whats going on. Were out buying our girlfriend tops, you name it. [ cheers and applause ] sorry. Jimmy is it true that you have a group of fans, and i think this is, when you really have something when your fans give themselves a name. They do, yeah. They call themselves the lukeateers. Because i was a musketeer in a movie i did a few years back. Jimmy and the other two, none of their fans call themselves anythingeteers. I have no clue. But mine are the lukeateers. Jimmy do they follow you around . Yeah. Theyre in airports. Theyre very nice. Jimmy is there a headquarters where they gather . I think its called twitter. Jimmy you dont have conventions . Like lukeateer meeting groups . Maybe one day. When i have no career left. Jimmy you can stand there and sing to them when theyre really close to you. It will be fantastic. I can totally do that. Jimmy well, congratulations on the movie. It came out really great. Beauty and the beast. It opens in theaters march 17th. Thats luke evans, everybody. Well be right back with tuxedo dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank alec baldwin, luke evans and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, their new album is called tuxedo ii. Here with the song Second Time Around, tuxedo [ cheers and applause ] Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around oh, Second Time Around Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out oh i felt a super sensation from the second i laid eyes on you never gave into temptation cause i didnt want to lose my cool then the sparks they flew nothing we could do but the aftershock was much too strong if we start as friends build it up again maybe we can make it through longer lasting, brand new i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out oh i had my standard rotation i was satisfied to get back to forget about our relation keep it pushin down the avenue then a late night call mixed with alcohol reconnected right where we left off if we start as friends build it up again maybe we can make through longer lasting, brand new i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out oh Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around oh, Second Time Around i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, extreme detox. New age daredevils getting all hopped up on frog poison to cleanse their impurities. I felt like superwoman. Were in the deepest, darkest jungles of peru on the hunt for the fabled amazon tree frog, extracting its toxin believed by some to be a natural remedy, and putting it to the test. My eyes feel like theyre about to jump out of their sockets. Plus 15 years after of this fling on friends my god, this is the most comfortable couch ive ever sat in in my entire life. Alec baldwin and lisa kudrow are together again in the animated feature the boss baby. Who are you . Lets just say im the boss. Love conquers all. Dont you think . No,