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can't say dog. >> i would say dog. i would say a horse. >> why? >> i grew up with horses. they're work animals. so they kind of figure it out for themselves over time. if they could speak to you they could say no, the cow is hiding up in that way so go around them up on the other side. >> if they have the power and reason of speech, they would say stop treating me like a horse. get off of me. or you never know. >> some horses out there, you never know. >> you never know. >> do you know what i want to know? i want to know what your horse is thinking when you're hanging out. >> the slow -- >> i would say for this question. >> i look at them and say wow! what do they think? it's so powerful. they're so controlled. >> they have great memories. they're like humans. soul mates. >> i was thinking about this. my meenld went to something that interested you. if you could get germs to reason and talk, you could like solve things. you could even use them as weapons. you could weaponize animals because of the germs. >> i would say a cat. a cat would tell you the truthful cats are mean. i asked this david for advice in the green room and he was very nasty. it would ruin my life. i want a cat. if you look ugly, a cat will tell you. if your boyfriend is a jerk, a cat will tell you. >> you were dating a younger man. i told them to grow up. i don't have time. why is dating a younger man okay? >> i hope he's watching. >> i was thinking about this. i think a box turtle. they're small and they live really long and you could carry they will around. like an iphone. a turtle would go -- >> you run out of batteries. >> tortoises, turtles, they live forever. and you can keep it in your pocket. >> and they can crawl into a protective shell. >> what was-year-olda? >> next yes. >> was he a turtle? >> if you could have an extra eyeball, where would you put it? >> my left side. >> yeah? >> no. i'm kidding. one? just one? >> yeah. an extra. like a spare so to speak. so if you -- i guess you have to go with the back. who has eyeballs in their hands? >> ooh! it was a movie. >> except you would be in trouble. you can't catch a baseball with your eye. >> like an eyeball. >> the eye. >> what about you? >> i would put it on the bottom of my foot so could i spy behind me. i want it in a place people aren't going to expect it. i could angle it. >> you would be stepping on your tie whole time. >> i was going to say my booty. then i would be sitting on my eye. that would be worse. >> well, i agree with everything you said so far but i think on the top of my head. you know in a scary movie when you're watching it, they say look up! and the danger is above. >> that's pretty good. >> i keep the eye in my pocket. there would be lint and gum on it. like if i need to go somewhere, i would just leave my eye there. >> that would drive help crazy. >> in she just kept it -- >> could you give your extra eye to jedidiah for a day. >> i love it. >> from rachel, this is a great one. let's see who i start with. juan, if your personal e-mails were hacked and leak to the press, who would be the first person you would have to warn and profusely apologize to? >> profusely apologize to? i don't know. i don't know. you know -- the problem with me is i'm kind of boring. i think everybody is watching any way. >> you don't check your e-mail. that's the problem. >> typical left wing comie. >> that would be my friend. my life would be ruined. i would be living on a small island but the public would be entertained. >> what about you? >> i was thinking ed henry and all the other reporters we used to work with at the white house. if they knew what we were saying behind the scenes i would probably have to apologize to a lot of them. >> this is easy. my son. i have so many e-mails going back and forthwith my wife, what will we do. it takes up 80% of my time and e-mail numbers. he would just be floored if he knew what we were talking about. >> i would say lou dobbs. the photos would destroy him. and he would never be able to get work anywhere else. >> izzy. what famous person do you wish could be your best friend and why? i guess we go this way again. >> famous person -- >> come on, you know. >> i'm already best friends with her so i don't need to -- i would add carriey underwood. i like her. >> be mark cuban. i think he is so fascinating, to put together a big business, made a ton of money and sold the company very well. took money and then invested something he loves. basketball. that guy, he does it right. i would hike to be best friends with mark cuban. >> he seems like an engaged guy. where is your hand? >> i was going to say, marbles with your eyeball. the nationals have a new manager who i am very interested in. dusty baker. >> i love dusty baker. >> he was the manager of the giants. and he talks about being friends with people like, he goes back a way. jimmy hendrix, smoking a join with jimmy hendrix. >> he's an interesting person. >> john stamos. because i want to marry my best friend. come organization jesse! i don't care what his hobbies are. >> i was thinking, i would say kaitlyn jenner. you get the whole package. you have a big sister who you can play ball with and she's a right winger so you can watch fox with her. it would be great. you would have a great date. nothing could go wrong. nothing. i'll shut up now. next. larry, what behavior or act that is currently illegal once it became legal would you instantly engage in? >> i would say murder. >> well, someone will try to kill me. >> speeding. >> i don't know. there's nothing i want to do that i wouldn't do. >> so if it's legal and you would be breaking the law, it is illegal. >> i just take what i want. >> lorenzo, wait on old ladies in front of you. get the blank out. >> i don't have a good answer for this. i was going to say speeding. smoke weed. i would smoke weed. the other day i said i'm too hungry and paranoid and people said no, you'll be happy. >> so to go colorado. you can have medical marijuana in d.c. >> this is an interesting one. presuming you are straight, this is from frank. presuming you are straight, name someone of the same sex you would find attractive. >> angelina jolie. i could go on forever. >> keep going. i have a lot of girl crushes. angelina jolie would be my number one. i like which jennifer anston. apparently i like he have one brad pitt has married. she's sexy, she's smart, she has the lips. she's good. they're all re-evaluating my sexuality now. but everybody loves angie. >> juan? >> it is hard for me to see men think and oh, he's sexy. i just don't get it. but my wife likes pirates of the caribbean. >> johnny depp? >> the yeah. with. >> well he's hot. he has femme ninth qualities. symmetrical faces. >> i think it will be somebody hike really cut like the wrestlers and then women say it is too much. it's gross. >> it is too much. >> can i pass? >> you can say me. it's all right. >> i guess. so i watch walking dead. the guy rick in walking dead. he's a tough guy. if it were not for rick everyone would be dead. >> that's a good answer. >> i have no -- jedidiah, can you pick for me? i don't know what my type is. >> you already said it. bill hemmer. i would say bill hemmer so it is really awkward in the elevator. even more than it already is. >> hey! >> we have about five more but we ran out of time. i want to thank everybody who wrote in. we have their names there. >> i wrote all these letters. that's my i am a fools for today. that's why -- i was destroying to give a training session to the viewers to ask odd questions. >> these were good. >> this is hike red eye. the old days. >> more like black eye. ahead, hillary clinton loses it at one of her events yesterday, accusing her opponent of lying. she is sick and tired of bernie sanders and you will see why next. at ally bank, no branches equals great rates. it's a fact. kind of like social media equals anti-social. hey guys, i want you to meet my fiancée, denise. 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earned 9 million votes in this election. all right. i have 1 million more votes than donald trump and i have 2.5 million more votes than bernie. >> she also lashed out yesterday at an viralal activist questioning donations that she's received from the fossil fuel industry. >> i am so sick of the campaign lying about this. >> is that a distinction without a difference? when she is talking about, the accusation is that you get money from fossil fuel companies. and hillary clinton's response is no, i get money from people who boring for fossil fuel companies. >> of course. she shot back. 50,000. he's reached -- >> $44. 54 million in march. >> it is a drop in the bucket. i read that whole thing as she is starting to feel the pressure. not necessarily from bernie. not from bernie or trump. it is building. to lose your temper at a green peace -- >> one thing at activists. it was, she is starting to feel it. when you start responding with kind of over the top, over the board responses like that. your feeling? >> juan? >> it is not up to me or you. everybody who checked it said she's right. bernie is wrong. you talk about individuals. you could be talking about, if the guy who is the janitor at exxon gives money to hillary clinton. you say that comes. no. the best argument bernie sanders makes is that some lobbyist who represents the fossil fuel industry gave money to hillary clinton and he is spaeg essentially came from fossil fuel. in fact if you're talking about tax or the company themselves. sth that was not bernie sanders saying it. >> she is makes senseful bernie sanders is in the pocket. >> not a hard sell. >> a very important sell. that's what appeal. the system isn't working for me on the left. >> some people thought her response there was refreshing because it showed she was not so robotic. and it was a human moment and they liked it. >> to me she looks terrified. this is the second guy that has strolled in out of nowhere and taken her thunder away shelf feel entitled to this job repeatedly. then she steps up to the plate and there is someone more charismatic more real, someone that just steals stage for her. i think it is desperation. and i think she is looking at the number. the fact that he has gotten so far shows she is incredibly vulnerable. people that don't like hillary don't like hillary. and i have a feeling a lot of them will stay home and not bother to vote for her at all. >> can i interject and say to your point, "wall street journal" poll found about a third of the polls say bernie or bust. >> bernie or bust. the new bumper sticker. >> they look at campaign finance reports, hillary clinton received $4.5 million from the fossil fuel industry. she has received individual contributions from over 50 lobbyists of the oil and gas industry. if you are a lobbyist for the fossil fuel industry and there are 50 of you and you make a critical, that to me is from the fossil fuel industry. people receive money, i think you're receiving moan from the industry. >> and he's asked for an apology from hillary clinton. >> first off, i love fossil fuels. they've saved more lives than any progressive cause in the history of the unit verse. those two. they are the fueled fossils in modern -- they're living in the past. >> she has to be careful. she is like the angry social i'd screaming at the the shop keeper because the candly she purchased wasn't double bags he bagged. it doesn't help her. if this is how she is as a president, at least she has got anger behind that. >> put stuff together. >> we've been reaching out to bernie sanders. let me say personly to bernie, bernie, we would love to have you sit right here on the table -- at the table. >> but he would be in your place. >> no, no. the one day we would have two libs. >> you know we don't do that. it is four against one. >> i know, i know. what i'm saying is we would have bernie. in order to kind of corral bernie, we would put him on your lap. there you go. >> he'll sit between us. >> the point is, you would be welcome here. we would really hike to hear from you and this is a great opportunity before the new york proilary. >> bernie would come. do we have time for the next one in. >> okay. a new poll spells trouble. cruz leads by 10 points and there is an especially big gap when it come to the female voters. trump is losing wisconsin women by a 15-point margin. nationwide it is 73% but his spokesperson said it is not an issue. >> we saw he had unfavorables with women. as people started to vote the issues are what began to take oh. and of course, there is a negative perception. he is not politically correct but i don't think that fits with the war on women. mr. trump has been very outspoken against men and women. also with praise for men and. we also there is one aspect they want to focus on. >> okay. seven months between now and the election. the number "today" show there's a significant ground that he has to figure out how to make-up. >> and he is going to be running against awol. think about the tweets he's putting out about megyn kelly. think about the debate stage. the. they're always looking to. it would be really easy to play that card. you have to factor that in. if he has this issue with female voter, and he does. this isn't the time to say i'll just dig the hole deeper. i need to appeal to voters in a different way. i would hope he's trying to win. >> he's obviously wanting to win. the presidential candidates are all losing their voice. they are working their tails off. >> bernie or hillary in wisconsin? >> the polls used to be tied. now it looks like bernie is above the margin of error. >> any thoughts? >> on trump and the woman vote. he will have a jeopardy election issue he has to address. he's had more votes. he's won the woman vote among the three candidates so far. and the secret weapon that is waiting to be employed that hasn't, that hand yet and it is ivanka. his daughter is well respected. she is smart, 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this is a new one for me. a cultural appropriation. >> i hate both these people equally. cultural appropriation is a ohio valley. you donal own anyone's culture. i guarantee everything that black woman was wearing has been made from somewhere else. but then, white young guys with dread locks. it's a lifestyle on their head. you know that they drink soy milk. you know they play drums on the beach. you know they have a hackie sack and a trust fund. and you know that they pretend like it's not a big deal but they're dying for to you ask about their dred locks. and it stinks. >> does it offend you with your culture? >> i final it odd and i do think cultural appropriation is real. it is like rap music. i say do you know who the biggest consumers of rap music are? white people. i guess it is teen rebellion. >> they're appropriating black culture? >> well, they're appropriating it or just enjoying it? >> they're in their car and rapping about sex and violence. >> appropriating white music. >> a different kind of appropriation if you think of elvis or hall & oates. >> there's an origin of music -- every single genre may surprise you. >> i like dreads. i like them. and it is not insulting. i don't understand how this guy could be viewed as insulting someone. cultural appropriation sounds like something in a college class when a teacher doesn't want to teach actual history so they make something up. >> i don't understand this. if i'm from the city and i wear a cowboy hat, i am a appropriate rating their cowboy culture. >> not in my mine. the young man was really nice to her in the video. then he wants her to leave him alone. i feel bad for him. >> he wants to meet with her later. >> that's the problem. >> maybe they'll get married. >> that would be great. >> in he should cut the dreads and give them to her as a wedding gift. >> all right. we didn't have time for the second part. bret baier will join us next. he will talk to us about a special news conference. president obama 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telling bret. >> did actually tell your subordinates to limit -- >> all i said was, i don't want any military plans or options going to the white house that i haven't seen. >> you write it more bluntly. up don't give the white house staff too. information on the military options. they don't understand it very much. you're concerned about that. running military operations out of the white house. >> yeah. the experience that we had with that in vietnam didn't work so well. >> bret joins us now live from washington. >> congratulations. this is a hot topic. lots of people are pointing to the obama administration saying, our military the, you hear it during the campaign. our military is being shrunken at the wrong time given the terror threat. >> we worked for months on this. we started with the premise hearing from people in the military currently and former military members, experts who studied the military that there was a deterioration that was happening. both in the size and scope of the military but also the morale, the use of the military in the world. so we set out to throw a wide net and talk to experts if that was in fact happening. we came back with three of four defense secretaries sitting down and talking about being blunt. very blunt in some of the criticism they have for the obama administration. >> i'm wondering if you think there are actual implications for his legacy. is something be good to be revealed that will have implications for not only help but also for hill who was part of the administration? >> yeah. on this campaign there hand been a ton of talk about the u.s. military. and i think this may spur some more talk about the status of where the military is. as far as legacy, yes. you have three of four defense secretaries speaking out about problems they had. about the worry they had. about the white house running operations, specifically inside the white house. and keeping the pentagon at some point out of it. and the defense secretaries talking about the problems they had. there are defenders who say, listen, this president has killed more terrorists than any other. he's used the drone program effectively. he killed another one today. the al shabab leader outside mogadishu. but there is a concern about the long term status of the u.s. military. >> i've always thought that it is our greatness as a military force, also our curse. no matter what anybody thinks, we the greatest military that has ever been. the problem is when you have a progressive in the white house who has been educated to think america's supremacy and exceptionalism is somehow bad, it is disdainful for them to actually use something so amazing and wonderful or even to contemplate making it bigger. >> that's a good point. i think his supporters put it in different material. that he doesn't think of the military as the first tool, he thinks of it as the last tool. it is not that he disrespects the men and women of the u.s. military but it is a different perception. and there are things the military would say have been demoralizing for them. >> i'm curious about something you mentioned. no doubt the drum program has been used to great effect. do any of the former secretaries talk about the need to integrate more intelligence work into the work that the d.o.d. is doing? because it is one thing to kill the terrorists. another another to capture them. and i'm wondering about the situation the next commander in chief, whoever it is, whatever situation they're going to inherit. >> secretary hagel had a problem with closing gitmo and one for the aspects of gathering intelligence from terrorists. two, yes, there is a concern about you have to get in and start changing things now. the military is like an aircraft carrier. you have to start turning it if you want these changes to happen. the president believes highly and special ops forces and in those special forces. but as far as the other elements of the u.s. military, he has not found it too high on his list. >> congratulations on the special. great timing by the way, with the nuclear summit going on in d.c. there is a picture of president obama standing with the 56 members of the world leaders that are there. he has his fingers up like this making the peace sign. based on what you've just spoken, three of the four defense secretaries. did he not get it? does he not get the threat? >> they think that there is a disconnect there. and that some of the decisions coming out of the white house are political. some of them are specific messages they want to send to the world about a different stance for the u.s. and to hear these defense secretaries talk about it is quite stunning. today president is saying he's making progress with his nuclear summit to try to stop nuclear material from getting in the hands of terrorists. that's not because terrorists have not tried. isis with kept weapons. you have this report that isis members tried to surveil the brussels nuclear 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and yanked her back. >> it was corey lewandowski. >> she never said she almost fell. anyway, this woman was relieved that it had -- never moinld. >> oh-oh. i'm guilty of this with the emojis in particular. i'm always texting. and you know the emojis, right, juan? you don't do this? you're not guilty? >> i don't even respond. >> you know what bothers me, if you hit one of them, you're responsible. >> in the law, yes, probably. but you would be that -- >> i'm all for laws that pro hint you from doing something that will hurt someone else. i'm against laws that pro hint from you doing things that might hurt you. if you want to do drugs, knock yourself out. if you want to text while you're walking, as long as you're not hurting somebody else. >> what if you are walking, because you're walking and not paying attention, a car swerves off the road. it is a domino effect. what about people say it is as bad as being in a car? >> do you know what's worse when you're checking out men? how many 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"special report" is up next. this is "special report." we are awaiting president obama's news conference marking the conclusion. james rosen is at the white house with a preview. good evening. >> good evening. some of the most important players on the nuclear security that front such as russia and north korea had no presence at all. and even the president's emphasis on the early success of the iran nuclear deal is coming under challenge. >> posting the first nuclear summit in six years, president obama also convened a largely symbolic celebratory session.

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