it must have been appointed by scientology. next to me, former navy seal and fbi agent jonathon gilliam. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it's finally here. hillary clinton officially kicked off her presidential campaign on sunday with a rousing speech in front of an enthusiastic crowd. just kidding. she released a video. >> i am running for president. americans have fought their way back from tough economic times but the deck is still stacked in favor of those at the top. everyday americans want a champion and i can be that champion. you can do more than get by. you can get ahead and stay ahead because when families are strong , america is strong. so i'm hitting the road to earn your vote because it's your time, and i hope you'll join me on this journey. >> meanwhile hillary's presidential logo is drawing attention much negative. the fine folks at wikileaks accuse the clinton campaign of theft accusing the hillary campaign of stealing their logo design. compare. they compared it to a hospital sign saying finally figured out what hillary logo reminds me of. and the campaign hit the road on sunday starting on a trip from new york to iowa in a van that clinton aide named scooby because of scooby doo and his pals that had a van. andy, are you bummed you didn't get to go in the scooby van? >> i guess they couldn't call it the mystery machine because that is taken by her e-mail server. >> bam. >> right out of the gate. >> i know. i loathe hillary clinton. i made no secret about that bonnie. >> you have been keeping it a secret. >> not so much. i actually thought the video was pretty good. for the first minute and 35 seconds she is not in it. i don't even mean that as a slam on her. >> really? >> not that one. >> when they first started playing the ad i thought it was an ad before the ad. is this it it? >> it is a warm up ad. >> i thought the ad was sort of -- the message was so bland it could have been a gop video except for all of the gays in it. >> well bonnie -- >> i will let everyone sit there. >> you know, you also are in a questionable marriage. what do you make of this van thing? >> well the only thing worse than going to iowa is going to iowa in a van. i think her campaign video should have been like, hey my husband cheated on me so now i can run for president. >> i like. it. >> i think that's why she has the van. she's going to do it right. >> that's how they met. that's how bill and hillary met. >> it was similar to what was the serial killer but it was bill shoving hillary in the back of the van. she wanted to be president so much she shoved bill in the back of the van and her career started. >> can we get somebody to look foo that? >> she shoved him into the van and cleaned him up and prepared him and made him run for president first. >> that's the reality. >> she is a mastermind. >> she is such a mastermind that she used him to get to this point. >> it could be the same van they faked vince foster's murder. >> so many conspiracy theories. >> obama has not come out to endorse her yet. he said she wrasse -- she was a great secretary of state. >> i think he said she would make a good president. >> no, but that's not an endorsement. >> it must be good the stuff they have on each other. they have to be the best frenemies in history. who else is he going to say would make a good president? she is really the only one on the democratic side who has come out which is why she can do all of this. she can have an h with an arrow as her logo and have it say hillary for america. that's the best you can come up with? at least rand's rhymes. stand with rand. they got creative. ept -- renting a hipster van doesn't mean i am one of you. >> it is a tinder reference to swipe right. you are trying to get me to vote for you with the same bad decision i made in buffalo last weekend? >> i understand the young veer veer -- vernacular. i am one of you guys. i want somebody who is more than me who can be a leader and will run the country. >> i felt the same way she did until she went to chipotle and now i know she is normal. >> what did she order? that is revealing. >> did she get a bowl or a burrito? >> she got guacamole on it because she can afford it. >> political twitter was freaking out when she went to guacamole. it made me realize something important. i am not going to make it until next november. >> too many stories. >> i can't do it. >> i thought you had cancer. guy no i don't. i don't think i do. now i wonder. >> thanks, bonnie. >> let me see your tongue. you can tell a lot about a person by their tongue. >> bill de blasio has yet to endorse. are they creating distance or calculating? >> i don't think obama can't endorse her. they will not endorse a candidate until they get the nomination. biden can jump in. we don't know. >> can he jump though? >> i think he can. he is spry for an old man. he does all of the sexual harassing things. o'malley says he may run. the sitting president can't endorse anyone right now. >> what do you make of the whole traveling in a van? why not fly? is it a publicity stunt to make her come off more blue collar? >> she loves vans. anyone who has done work around her -- this is the honest truth. she loves vans. >> she is the zodiac killer. >> i know guys who have done her security and she loves that van. she is big on the vans. i want to say this -- not senator, but kerry saying anything about her or worse de blasio giving her any type of recommendation is like officer slager who shot the guy in south carolina telling the seal team this is a great tactic. you should use this. there is no experience for them to say one thing or the other. they all know how to run campaigns, but none of them have operational experience at all. >> is anyone saying i have to get bill de blasio's endorsement? >> i am. >> i would be surprised if hillary doesn't want their endorsements. >> she is saying i am better than that. i don't want to be associated with any of these people. >> barak should endorse her. he could say i am half black. she is half a lady. it is time. >> it is also there is so much tension between the obamas and the clintons always. there is an article that they had an awkward dinner where they were almost doing silent treatment to each other. it is like -- it seems petty. >> yeah but they are also -- they are different generations. hillary is 92 or whatever. >> she is 67. >> she looks great. >> she does look great for a 92-year-old woman. she looks fantastic. she is keeping in great shape. if they weren't both in politics would you ever picture barak and michelle hanging out with bill and hillary clinton? >> no way. moving on, republican senator marco rubio was so inspired by hillary's announcement he went out and made one of his own. >> tonight grounded by the lessons of our history but inspired by the promise of our future i announce my candidacy for president of the united states. >> the 40 -- 43-year-old son of could cuban immigrants launched his campaign on top of the tower. he paid tribute to his dad and the american dream. >> i regret my father did not live to see this day in person. he used to tell us all the time time -- [speaking spanish]. in this country you will achieve all of the things we never could. >> and he took a shot at hillary clinton's age. >> just yesterday a leader from yesterday began a campaign for president by promising to take us back to yesterday. >> and another shot. >> yesterday is over. and we are never going back. we americans are proud of our history, but our country has always been about the future. >> one more shot at her age. >> we can't do that by going back to the leaders and ideas of the past. we must change the decisions we are maybing -- making by changing the people who are making them. >> i mean this -- all right. ted cruz, marco rubio these key partiers, they are so his span neck i can't tell -- so hispanic i can't tell if i am looking into the face of the republican partyr not. >> i thought he gave a really really good speech today. he is a great speaker. i have no idea how he will do on the campaign trail. he can definately deliver a speech. i have no idea if he can win a nomination. when they announce i say he has not shot at the nomination. i realize one of them has to be the nominee. i gotta stop saying he has no shot at the nomination because i am going to be wrong at some point. >> as usual. >> thank you. so my thought is he does have a shot. >> could this guy with great hair be president. >> sometimes when i am feeling down i do an extreme side part. it gives me an edge. he is edgy. i like it. listen, he is also a gemini. i think that's very important. no one is talking about the signs of -- a gemini are known for being talented communicators which we really need more of. he is rational and we need more of that and a perfectionist. i love how that is the down fall of the gemini, the perfectionist. that's like at a job interview what is your weakness? i am a perfectionist. if his weakness is a perfectionist. >> i love how you used astrology to say someone is rational. >> exactly. >> i said i liked it. >> it is a science andy. >> i agree. >> what do you think about the whole it is not about the past, but it is about the future? >> what do i make of it? >> yes. >> doesn't it sound like a guy who cheated on his girlfriend? it doesn't matter what happened yesterday. >> he is acting like a youth. a youth thinks that is the best in the world. what is the best predicter of future events? the past. i want him to be president because he is so youthful looking that i would like to see that time lapse thing that happens. >> fun to make him look like eric estrada in a few years. 43 years old, is he too young taken seriously? >> i don't think it is his age. it is his experience level. it is a cookie cuter resume. they go from high school to college and straight into politics except for what's his name, the one governor who didn't graduate high school. >> the canadian? >> the one guy who didn't graduate. typically that's what they do. they go from high school, college and somehow work their way into politics or in hillary's case go to law school and marry into politics which she basically did. i think this guy is so young and his experience level on an operational level is so low and that's very important and you have to look at it from an operational standpoint. you have to run a great presidency and i don't see that. >> i do think he is right. you can't go back to yesterday and you have to look forward and look to the future because that's how time works in our universe. in an alternate universe time may run the other way. >> he is very rational. i think for our universe what he is saying is absolutely 100%. >> i respect that. >> go geminies. >> i guess the question is can any of the other candidates smoke a cuban? >> oh that's good! i get it. >> we all feel a little bad. >> should i say it again? >> we have to move on. >> let's move on. >> i had something good. >> let's hear it. bonnie. >> i don't have anything. >> a florida eighth grader is facing a felony charge for hacking into his teacher's computer and changing the desktop background to two men kissing. 14-year-old dominic green said it was a prank meant to annoy a teacher he did not like. it is not the first time he has done something like this. apparently he has got into trouble for logging into computers and getting suspended for three days. he got access by seeing the teacher type in the pass word three years ago. a great memory. the pass word was the teacher's last name. come on, step it up. that's all you have? should he be blamed just for having a crummy pass word? >> we need to talk about what is wrong with the school security. the first thing, they let teachers use his last name for the pass word. second, he got it two years ago so they don't make them change it? and third he previously was suspended for logging into the system with the same pass word as last time which means that even after they knew he had the pass word because they didn't change. it i understand charging him with a felony. it is not that he just changed the wallpaper. you have to beef up -- they should all go to jail is what i am trying to say jie. or this guy is good. >> where is he going to school? sony pictures ? >> good one. >> this is dangerous. could this be gateway hacking? you start with two guys kissing and it ends up with them getting married on the desktop. >> we need to take this creative spirit, this talent and refocus it. we could have the next great espionage artist. that's right, they are artists. and we shouldn't be punishing him, definately not a felony charge. shame on the school. >> especially not in tampa. >> exactly. we could use him and do a lot of good for this country. >> i do like that there is a little problem with middle school opportunity and he is not having sex with his teacher. that is a refreshing story in my opinion. i think the kid will be fine not as a boyfriend or anything but he has been approached by homeland security. he has a job lined up and he's fine. >> i think they should all be canned. this would not happen in singapore. >> look how badass all of your answers are. >> i'm telling you if you can't sit down for two weeks it changes a person on the inside. i think the parents and the teachers and who ever is doing the security and who ever gave that kid the haircut should be canned. >> you could grow that and would have a beard. >> that is horrendous. >> can i point out that has nothing to do with the story. you you can't be a seal. you are making us feel uncomfortable. >> if i had to peck one -- no -- if i had to pick one -- i just like -- i was going to say killing, but it is not killing. >> it is the torture? >> i am going to move -- >> just enjoy it. >> you had us at your look. >> i was water boarding champion in middle school. >> coming up, living on food stamps for a week. eventually married to cold play. more "red eye" after the break. accepted the challenge to limit her weekly food budget to $29. she tweeted a picture of her plant-based foods with this caption this is what $29 gets you at the grocery store. what families have to live on for a week. paul chose getting more criticism than praise. some insist the food choices are -- and low income people are -- [bleep] for one thing. there was like little tortilla things. joanne, what do you make of this? you star of yourself -- starve yourself constantly. >> i am trying to save money. who am i kidding? i will marry well. i think gwen means well. i think she does. but she has been so removed from us common folk for so long that she doesn't realize how patronizing she can be. she doesn't realize that tweet does nothing really good for her. and i don't understand the lying. is that a salad dressing? >> it is like two bucks right there. >> the twice was up in 2014. like it was really high. >> that's a good move. >> but if you are her pr person don't you want her to consciously uncouple from twitter? >> it wouldn't be a bad move. if there was any justice in the world she would be living on food stamps and a nicer person would be rich. >> this is the worse attempt at a celebrity since hillary clinton represents americans. >> i was waiting to see if it came up on the monitor. >> this is a lose-lose proposition for celebrities. they are actually -- i think they are trying to do something nice but there is absolutely no way it doesn't come across as patronizing and condescending. i don't know why they bother. >> this is what i think is wrong with the country. people who don't need food stamps using food stamps. that was assertive. you are like the hillary of our panel. >> this is the most food she has ever had in one week, let's be honest. >> what happened to her? they seemed well adjusted. >> she does? >> i like "meet the parents." >> i didn't know this is well adjusted. >> that's what you get for standing up for a lovely old woman. >> do you know her brother is -- she has a brother. >> robert durst. >> jonathon, are you a manly man. i picture you eating ribs all the time and beating dudes up. >> i do eat a lot of red meat and chicken. you hit it. ribs and beating guys up. for gwenyth it is $29 a day and where is that happening at? >> not $29 a day. $29 a week. >> what country is that? ethiopia? that could be right. >> technically it is not done by weeks but it is done by months. people will buy in bulk so that they can actually get more food because they need it. >> she should be eating a lot more mcdonalds. >> a lot of people do. >> that's where you get the obesity. >> i am a fatty. >> i'll talk about it. i am not afraid. >> manual labor people have a job and they are not on welfare. >> what is manual labor? >> when you are carrying the segment, bonnie. >> where is the car do began? where is the car do began? >> that's true. >> she seems out of touch. whatever. we have covered it. she is an idiot. she keeps getting on "red eye" for some reason. i don't want to do the story, but we have to apease the "red eye" gods. coming up, a pan says a girl slept with all of the wu tang clan. i guess they are someone to "f" with. >> we appreciate your exploitation. wu tang clan ain't nothing but gentleman. a man accused his girlfriend of banging the entire clan after a concert. >> it sounds ridiculous, but he accuses me of sleeping with the entire wu tang clan. >> she gave wu some tang. >> and let me put on the record that they are nothing but gentlemen. i would never be a groupy in that type of situation. >> the entire wu tang clan. that meant she slept with all of them, but hopefully not odb because he is dead. what really happened when you met the killer bees? >> i met wu tang and go on their tour bus and went back to the hotel and hung out all night. i lost track of the time and didn't look at the time. i looked at my clock and it was 7:00 in the morning. i thought i gotta get out of here. and he starts accusing me of sleeping with them all and you look -- >> you stayed out all nightlong and got on a tour bus with a band or group. that is busted down behavior is it not? >> i love it. even on hillary's van they are not talking politics all night. she claims they are talking politics? wouldn't that be a bummer? you went back with wu tang you would want to hookup with one of them. >> i want to say for the record that the wu tang are nothing but gentlemen. when i went back stage with them as i do with artists we got into philosophical debate. we did. we talked about all of the things i can't talk about with my family, religion politics my insecurities and i felt a little more confident when i left. >> that's what they do, right? pick out the prettiest girl in the audience and bring her back stage to talk politics. i don't know why i did the voice. >> that was andrew dice clay. >> you know the wu tang people don't realize they talk like that. when she said they were complete gentlemen she meant it in the black way. a minute is a longtime like the opposite. >> this story i was happy we chose. you seem like you are a big wu tang fan. >> that's my alarm clock in the morning and when i go to sleep. i want to know what kind of clock -- what kind of clock is on her wrist? >> i love that it is in the morning and at night. >> and i don't listen to christmas music i listen to wu tang. >> they complete you. you love it. >> and she wears a clock on her hands. >> i think they go back to a pussycat dressing room and you are talking politics and i would be disappointed. >> i would be jealous if she really talked politics all night. >> you believe her? >> i believe her to the extent this thing is fake. i like how she said it was -- well this may sound crazy he accused me of sleeping with the entire wu tang clan. basically what she is saying it was just a couple of them. it would be insane -- >> an avoiding way. >> she never on