Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Tracy Morgan Brian regan, musical guest jason aldean and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove gobble steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much. Please, have a seat. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. I feel the love. I feel the thanks [ cheers and applause i want to wish everybody a very happy thanksgiving right now there you go [ cheers and applause i love thanksgiving. Its that special time where you spend half the day complaining about driving, then the other half wishing you were back on the road, you know [ laughter ] right now millions of americans are stuffed and the holidays are just starting. Yep, as we speak, everyones peleton is slowly being turned into a Clothing Rack [ laughter ] of course, today was the macys thanksgiving day parade. Steve oh jimmy it was awesome [ cheers and applause it was fantastic steve come on. Jimmy i love being there, i love doing it. You know what, i read some interesting facts. I read that in the early days of the thanksgiving day parade, they just let the balloons fly away at the end. Steve oh [ light laughter ] jimmy which is why thanksgiving in new jersey was known as the day the sky monsters came. [ laughter ] frightening. [ light laughter ] hundreds of volunteer clowns marched in the parade. Yeah, because after it chapter 2 and joker, thats definitely what you want running up to your kids. [ laughter ] happy thanksgiving agh [ laughter ] steve hes kind of nice jimmy tonight in the nfl we saw the new Orleans Saints take on the Atlanta Falcons and this is nice the falcons wore a patch on their jerseys in memory of all the birds we lost today. [ laughter ] get this the falcons play in mercedesbenz stadium, and the saints play in the mercedesbenz super dome while the Cincinnati Bengals play in the hyundai abandoned field. [ laughter ] i saw that President Trump had thanksgiving dinner at maralago at one point during the meal, trump built a wall around his turkey with mashed potatoes to prevent any vegetables from getting in [ laughter ] its almost done. Well, you guys, were just a a few minutes away from black friday [ cheers ] [ audience ohs ] i saw that this year, amazon is having huge deals on vacuums and crockpots. [ light laughter ] theyre describing the best black friday deal of 1979. [ laughter ] steve crockpot jimmy black friday is when stores offer special promotions, and this year some of them are even using new slogans for the big day. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, walmart. Their black friday slogan is its basically mma meets the purge up in this piece. [ laughter ] then there is home depot their slogan is weve got one employee and he locked himself in the bathroom. [ laughter ] steve help jimmy call me when theyre all gone next up, costco. Their slogan is we dont have bags because people tried to suffocate each other. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy guys, guys, calm down steve why would you make that your slogan jimmy and finally, theres t. J. Maxx. Their slogan is, dont panic, it always looks like a riot in here. [ laughter ] be careful [ cheers and applause be careful out there tomorrow. And finally, monopoly just released a longest game ever edition. [ light laughter ] longest game ever, where the only way to win is to buy all 66 properties in the game. So if you didnt get into a fight with your family on thanksgiving, this ought to do it [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy aw, thats what im talking about. Thank you very much, roots happy thanksgiving, everyone we have a great show for you tonight. Tracy morgan is here steve come on [ cheers and applause jimmy no disrespect tour we love tracy. Plus, we have standup from brian regan. Steve come on [ cheers and applause jimmy one of my favorites. Steve its like old home week jimmy one of my favorites. And we got music from jason aldean, everybody [ cheers and applause thats what im talking about. I want to quickly thank everyone at the parade this morning. We had a great time as always. Thank you to macys, thank you to im getting choked up. Steve youre getting choked up talking about it. Jimmy no, i just i had Peanut Butter before the show. [ laughter ] steve and youre allergic to Peanut Butter jimmy well is that right . Steve yeah, you told me that jimmy no, i think im over the Peanut Butter [ laughter ] [ strangled speech ] its just sometimes makes my throat swell up, but i think im fine anyway i want to thank everyone at the parade this morning. [ laughter ] i do want to thank everyone at the parade macys, they always do a great job. Nbc. Everyone at nbc. Hoda and al, and the roots, you guys were phenomenal thank you very much. [ cheers and applause it was great like i said, jason aldean is here tonight steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy so happy he could be here for the thanksgiving show he and i actually met up last night to celebrate one of our favorite thanksgiving traditions ill show you what i mean. Take a look. Night before thanksgiving pies are in the oven gosh i love my folks but im getting sick of them so i head into town to the local dive the bouncer inside is named big dave he used to kick me out when i was underage but now he just goes in for a high five take a look aroun i know everyone here theres my old math teache and shes chugging a beer and the girl who had a ki is drinking with her son theres a girl i took to the homecoming danc and theres the weird guy wh never wore pants i opened up a tab caus the partys just begun so cheers to me and cheers to yo cheers to mike wit the neck tattoo whether you lef or stuck aroun cheers t gaining 30 pounds those sticky floors and busted doors my past i am reliving at my hometown bar on the night before thanksgiving that guys tips used to be frosted that girl there used to be a goth kid barkeep used to b a football star shes in book clu with my mo and hes still calling things the bomb and the valedictorians dancing on the bar so cheers to yo and cheers to me cheers to jen an her new teeth to finally clearing all the ai cheers to your remaining hair those neon lights and drunken fights my past i am reliving at my hometown bar on the night before thanksgiving and tomorrow we wil wish we didnt go so har but tonight we wil go hard we will go hard so cheers to yo and cheers to us growing old bu never growing up cheers to havin Hometown Pride and calling your dad for a ride hey, dad . Favorite places Friendly Faces my past i am reliving at my hometown bar on the night before thanksgiving [ cheers and applause jimmy thanks to jason aldean well be back with more tonight show, everybody happy thanksgiving [ cheers and applause we ordered 10,000 units. That sounds good. Pretty cool, huh . Theyre speaking to mom in japanese, and mom hears them in english. Can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . What does santa do in the summer . Is mrs. Claus a good cook . Do you guys get presents . Can you roller skate or ice skate . Save on hundreds ofk black friday doorbusters this thursday through saturday only. Save on home appliances, electronics and more. Dont miss the biggest doorbusters of the season. Black friday, only at target. Cheddar, jalapeno, and sour cream and onion. The spicy nacho stack. I wish i could stack pringles, but i dont have hands. Or a mouth to. 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Jimmy thank you, Mitch Mcconnel for always looking like that turkey who was just told today is thanksgiving [ laughter and applause steve oh, no [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, that one relative who always brings a a weird dish to thanksgiving [ light laughter ] great, now i get to enjoy the classic combo of turkey, stuffing and seafood jambalaya [ laughter and applause thank you. No, no one else brought this steve dont set it there [ laughter ] put it in the center of the table. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, folding chairs that have to be added to the table at thanksgiving. [ light laughter ] for really making clear who the b list family members are. [ laughter and applause dont oh, whoa, whoa, whoa [ laughter ] [ talking over each other jimmy oh, no, no, no steve thats for uncle jerry. No [ laughter ] jimmy are you sure you want one sure, you can drink out of the hose in the back we have a [ laughter ] you can eat upstairs [ laughter ] take your jambalaya with you [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, stuffing for being wet bread with amazing p. R. Team. [ laughter and applause steve were not wet bread, were stuffing jimmy everyone eats it every year [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, macys thanksgiving day parade balloons for looking how were all going to feel later that day, every day [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ popping thank you, cranberry sauce for looking, like a can, but tasting also weirdly like a can. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve its jiggly. Jimmy its kind of a sauce steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy ill give it to you. Steve yeah, sure, sure jimmy youre a sauce steve yeah, okay cranberry sauce, not cranberry jello jimmy more like a jello [ laughter ] steve you look exactly, like the can get out of there [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, post thanksgiving dinner for being the one time thats socially acceptable to unbuckle your pants in front of relatives. [ laughter and applause steve uhoh. Jimmy thank you, black friday sales, for being the perfect way to get some Holiday Shopping done for anyone who hasnt heard of the internet [ laughter and applause if go at six in the morning steve yeah, you can get there and you can get a good dial jimmy you can get 64 inch tv steve yeah [ light laughter ] you ever gone to black friday sale [ laughter ] jimmy no steve what about cyber monday [ laughter ] cyber tuesday . [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, turkey trot 5k run, or as ive always called it, a great idea for next year. There you have it. 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You either love it or you really love it. people talking for every dollar you spend at a small business, an average of 67 cents stays local. Shop small and watch it add up. Small business saturday by American Express is november 30th. Muright nowng there is more private information on your phone than in your home. Your location. Your messages. Your heart rate after a run. These are private things. And they should belong. To you. [lock clicking] [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is one of my favorite people on the planet starting in january, you can catch him live on the no disrespect tour. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tracy morgan [ cheers and applause jimmy oh oh, thats what im talking about. Jimbo Jimmy Tracy Morgan i love you, buddy. Welcome back to the show you know it jimmy happy thanksgiving thanks for being here on thanksgiving you too, baby its Holiday Season, man jimmy it is. I love it. Its going down [ laughter ] jimmy its going down. But you know, Holiday Season is different in white households and black households jimmy thanksgiving is different . You know the holidays you know see, white people you got easter, thanksgiving, halloween, christmas, new years jimmy yeah in the black household, we got two holidays, the 1st and the 15th [ laughter ] jimmy what thats when you get your welfare check. Jimmy oh, i did not know that oh, i did not know that. [ laughter ] the 1st and the 15th. Jimmy i did not know thats a holiday. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] but thanksgiving is the same though, right . No, like thanksgiving its different in a black household, man. White house, everybody is cool they have a [ bleep ] good time and all that and, you know, that black household, when they pop open that smirnoff, its going down [ laughter ] you got them two heavyweight uncles theyre always still fighting over the same stuff every year [ laughter ] they start the fight about one of them saying, well, we can move some furniture in here. [ laughter ] move some furniture. Jimmy wait, so they move furniture . Were going move furniture were big. We gonna start a fighting. We gonna move some furniture. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not true at all. Yeah. Jimmy no yes, it is. Jimmy well, how about you . Do you have family over to the house to celebrate no. [ laughter ] jimmy why . I get a small turkey. Thats it. Jimmy just you and a small turkey yeah, just me and a small turkey [ laughter ] you start asking you start asking for that walmart money. No [ laughter ] no if you make me explain that no one more time jimmy yeah, yeah so the family all wants the walmart money. Yeah. Who wouldnt jimmy thats terrible. This gets crazy you know some people some family members dont give gifts as big as, you know everybody cant get hit by a walmart truck [ laughter ] so you dont get no walmart gift you give Bobs Discount Furniture gifts. [ laughter ] you get raymour and flanigan gift [ laughter ] you dont get walmart gifts. Jimmy raymour and flanigan right, quest . You dont get that gift. Jimmy well, tomorrow. ]e when your daddy get hit by a a walmart truck, then you can get that [ laughter ] jimmy tomorrow is tomorrow is what, jimmy jimmy this might the first time you called me jimmy i call you jimbo all the time jimmy yeah thats weird thats my man thats my man, jimbo [ light laughter ] jimmy tomorrow is black friday see, black friday i dont get down with that [ light laughter ] black friday is crazy. You can lose your life in the best buy [ laughter ] people get trampled to death on black friday [ laughter ] you could lose your life out there, jimbo [ laughter ] going up in that best buy. I would be so mad if i got trampled to death on black friday i would get to heaven now, just be looking at god like this. [ laughter ] all the other stuff i did and i got to lose my life because somebody decided slash prices on the 27 inch zenith . [ laughter ] jimmy a zenith i didnt even know they made zeniths anymore. Yeah, they make zenith. Jimmy i dont know and they do and they also make frigidaire. [ laughter ] i know where to get a frigidaire my grandfather had a a frigidaire jimmy yeah [ laughter ] im old school, man jimmy yeah, i know i still turn my tv with clippers [ laughter ] come on. Come on. [ cheers and applause that was when good times was just looking ou of the window [ laughter ] daamn. Damn [ laughter ] jimmy we have big news we may or may not talk about tonight. What . Jimmy well, you told me backstage the government . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah was the government . Jimmy yeah yeah, im the whistleblower [ laughter ] me im the whistleblower jimmy you cant just say that though. No, im the whistleblower. I told trump i told d. Trump, give me my money or im gonna blow this whistle. [ laughter ] i want my money, d. Trump. Jimmy he owes he owes me 37. 50 jimmy what [ laughter ] he said 50 cent you petty. And my obese aunt said like she always you damn right [ laughter ] you damn right. Jimmy why does he owe you . Im going to keep blowing until i get my money d. Trump you damn right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy well, weve known each other for ever, man i saw you last week on snl with will ferrell and you were unbelievably funny i love seeing it [ cheers and applause you two together i went home jimmy you two together whenever me and you go back to snl, were home, ma and the lasagna is great [ laughter ] six different cheeses. Jimmy yeah isnt it fun to go see the people, same people and you go, oh, my gosh i remember this person. Yeah, yeah. And still blowing that whistle, cause people there owe me money. [ laughter ] im a whistleblower, america. But the government is always on me anyway, especially around tax time they always on me. Jimmy they do . You feel like something went down aint nothing go down i pay my taxes on time jimmy yeah yeah [ laughter ] maybe they just want to hang out . Talk to you. They always want to hang out. You know what the irs stand for . I run s. [ laughter ] i cant say the word s on tv [ laughter ] jimmy this is a family program. I appreciate you absolutely. You know why uncle sam got that pointing at you. Jimmy yeah i want my money. [ laughter ] thats what hes saying. Jimmy can we talk about snl though cause i heard a story that you met lorne years before you were on saturday night live. I did i was working at Yankee Stadium in the old stadium, gate four. Jimmy for real yeah, gate four and he used to go to gate four and i overcharged him for some souvenirs. [ light laughter ] you know the little yankee bat and two pink shirts. Jimmy yeah it was like it came out to 25 i charged him 75 cause i knew he was lorne michaels. [ laughter ] and one day in the office at 3 00 in the morning, i left money on his desk. He said tracy, whats this for . I said, i overcharged you. [ laughter ] now im getting saturday night live money. So yeah, i gave it back to him [ laughter ] jimmy overcharged him two pink shirts. Of course then little bats you damn right. [ laughter ] jimmy heres what hes talking about. Thats my aunt. I love my aunt, man, cause she has bingo wings. Jimmy whats that . Shes