Chestnuts pretty fogood [cheers and applause] democrats in the house made donald trump only the third person, president ever to be impeached. This morning he woke up on the floor next to his tanning bed and tweeted the words i got impeached last might. Yes, and our Long National mightmare continues. Not a single republican voted for impeachment, which means they either really like donald trump or really hate mike pence. But the debate went on well into the night. Trump was in battle creek, michigan when the vote happened, pepping himself up with a rally. And this is what the president was talking about when the Impeachment Vote was coming in. The dish washer, you press it. Thered be an explosion. Five minutes later, you open it up, the steam pours out, now you press it 12 times. Women tell me, again, they give you four drops of water, and theyre in places where theres so much water they dont know what to do would it. Jimmy okay, fwrand mgrand ,e to hang up the phone now. Trump also lashed out at Debbie Dingell from michigan. Shes the widow of john dingell who died in february. Trump last night at the rally made a joke, suggesting that congressman dingell went to hell because his wife voted for impeachment. Trump believes that since he graciously allowed the flags at federal buildings toab be lower to halfmast his widow should have voted not to impeach. In other words, another quid pro quo. He really doesnt seem to know what hes in. Maybe thats why hes so angry. He did a lot of ranting and raving last night. So we slowed him down to half speed for a shocking personal revelation in tonights episode of drunk donald trump. [ applause ] my wife thinks im a jimmy might be the first true thing he said all year. Got it in just under the wire. The president is so desperate for approval, this morning he replied to a tweet that called him the best president ever, even though this tweet was posted in sent ptember of last year. I dont know if he searched best president ever, and thats what he came up with, its like digging up old love letters and going, wow, this chicks got the hots for me. This is the president s calendar for the day. At 4 15 and 8 15, the president and first lady and he present remarks. No tweets. Some seven nearlyforgotten democrats take the stage for debate number six. Good luck to them. All theyre doing with these debates is throwing fuel on the comedy inferno known as mike pence. Going to watch that debate . I mean, it was kind of hard to watch. I mean, those people were standing so far on the left i thought that stage was going to flip over. Democratic party has gone so far to the left i think that stage is probably going to about turn over. In that last debate i saw on tv, those people were standing so far on the left i thought that stage was going to tip over. Those people were standing so far on the left side of that stage i thought it was going to tip over. Those people were standing so far on the left i thought that stage was going to tip over. Jimmy all right, so thats what happens when you forget to reboot him. Hopefully well get a little break from all that next week. There are only six days until christmas. And only three days until kanye dreidle dreidle, deedle, deidle. Jimmy oh, no. Happy hanukkah, everyone jimmy all right. What did i tell you about this, gary . Im not gary. Im the hanukkah unicorn who spreads joy to all the jewish girls and boys. Jimmy im sorry, every year he comes in as this ridiculous character. Dont persecute me. Jimmy youre the one persecuting me. How many years have you disresultdi disrupted the show . A comedy that was supposed to last one year has lasted six [ applause ] jimmy and i know you want this very badly. But the hanukkah unicorn is not catching on. Dont be an shmeggeg. Everybody believes. Do you guys believe . [cheers and applause] then be sure to watch the Hallmark Channel on december 22nd at 3 00 a. M. , thats when my hanukkah movie jimmy hallmark gave you a hanukkah movie . Roll the tape in hanukkah town, if you dont watch your step, you may whoop fall in love. Shalome, im the hanukkah unicorn. Im ver on caonica. Im in town for the hanukkah parade and all the hotels are booked up. Because sometimes it can reignite old feelings. Just a little thank you for letting me stay here. Oh. Haunting memories rise to the surface. Whats wrong . My wife, haba, she died in a menorah fire. No ill never celebrate hanukkah again. With seth green. Hanukkah unicorn, if you dont bring toys to children, ill have to cancel hanukkah, all eight nights. Ive got just the thing to lift your spirits. Miracles can happen. When you least expect them. Its a dreidle dog youve restored my sense of wonder. And saved hanukkah from the producers of shmearical on 34th street, and no, virginia, there isnt a santa claus. Hey, were under the matzleto e Rachel Billson and the hanukkahcorn, only on the Hallmark Channel. Look, everybody. During the trailer, i won a chosen peoples choice award. Jimmy all right, congratulations. Hold this, i got to give a speech. Id like to thank moses, my bubby and zeidi. Barney greengrass. The sturgeon. I love you all jimmy all oh, no. We are going to get sued. Put his head back on, guillermo. That was the hanukkahcorn. You never know whos going to show up around here. Oh, my goodness [cheers and applause] jimmy i can hardly believe it. Hello jimmy. How are you . Jimmy how are you . Its will ferrell and julia louisdreyfus. Look, everybody. Its will farrell and julia louisdreyfus. [cheers and applause] its will and, yeah, okay. They all know who we are. Jimmy right, right. Sorry, we didnt mean to interrupt your show, but we in the neighborhood. We just thought we might pop over and interrupt your show. Jimmy oh, what were you doing in the neighborhood . Julia louie and i have a standing thursdaynight date where we meet at the wetsels pretzels and share all the hot hollywood goss. Did you happen to know that xavier ghosted tiffany . Jimmy i did not know that. Who are xavier and tiffany . The manager of wetsells pretzels. Can you say drama . Jimmy thats really hollywood goss. Thanks for stopping by. Well, were not leaving. Jimmy oh. Yeah. Jimmy i dont really [cheers and applause] but i really dont have time for a visit right now, because oh, really . But you had 12 minutes for the hanukkah saurus thing . Jimmy that was not my call, and it was the hanukkahcorn. Oh, yeah, thats a lot better. Lets keep it simple and maybe just ask us some questions and well just chat. Sure. Jimmy you doing anything for the holidays . What am i doing for valentines day . Great question. Jimmy that wasnt my question, really. Im not sure, julia, are you doing anything . Yeah. For next valentines day . Oh, will, do you mean february 14th, 2020 . I have plans to make love to my husband. Oh. Well, i have plans to make love to your husband. Oh. But afterwards, were going to go and see our new movie, downhill. Our new movie downhill, that comes out on valentines day . Yes. [cheers and applause] that is the one, will farrell, that is the one. Since you asked, jimmy, its a biting comedy, in which we play a married couple who are forced to reevaluate their lives and relationship after a close call with an avalanche during a family ski vacation in the alps. Jimmy oh, thats fantastic. Did you want to show a trailer or something . Oh, no, no, no. We just wanted to stand and yap all night with you. What are you talking about . Of course we want to show the trailer. My god. Wunderbaar. Please look into the camera. Please just smile. You want us to keep doing close up. I dont know. Maybe we ski the beast after lunch. I dont think it will be that challenging. It will be fine. Is that okay . Yeah. Its fine. It looked like it was going to kill us. For a moment. The kids were screamg, because it felt like we were going to die. Pete and i look over at pete, and he had grabbed his phone. I didnt leave you to be buried. I ran to get help. Im gonna win i love my family. Every day is all we have how could i have run away in ski boots, can you run in ski boots . Not very well. Boom, exactly. Regardless, i wouldnt leave my family to die. Thats boom you have a right to be angry. Its black and white. No, its black and white. How old are you . 30. Oh. Theres only one thing i have to worry about right now. And thats going i dont understand why there werent any warnings posted anywhere. There was a warning. What . Posted on hotel receptions, bars, soda machines. We didnt see any of that. Well. [cheers and applause] jimmy valentines, well, that looks great. Yeah, doesnt it . Jimmy yeah, it does. Normally, im not a huge fan of will farrell movies. I know exactly what you mean. I know, laa. When does this open . Valentines day. Jimmy well, thank you, will farrell and julia louisdreyfus, everybody. Thank you for stopping by. Mab maybe ill join you after the show. Thank you very much. [cheers and applause] you see guillermo, lock that door also. Yeah, sure. Jimmy one more thing as we forge ahead on our last show of the decade, lets take a look back at the best of the bleeps. It is this year in unnecessary censorship. Good evening, and thank you so much for joining us. We are going to begin with breaking news. In a city which leaks like a [ bleep ]ing faucet. Weve got that wind advisory that began just a couple minutes ago. Its not going to stop my wife and i from [ bleep ]ing this afternoon, though. Did you or did you not, the world wants to know, [ bleep ] with the queen . I did not, but i had a great relationship. And happy national [ bleep ] sucker day. Oh, that exactly. It is. That explain it is. For you its almost always [ bleep ] sucking day. When i first saw a black [ bleep ], i was stunned. Hey, hey, hey. Come on, lets go. Everybody. Lets go, lets go woo without a woman, mother who beat off a [ bleep ], fanlebulo story, you ladies cant wait to get a little [ bleep ] on your faces. Donnie floppy [ bleep ]. Yeah, yeah. The letter c. Oh, c is for [ bleep ]. I said [ bleep ], c, c, [ bleep ]. I said [ bleep ]. Jimmy all right. All right, its been a dumb decade. Weve got a good show tonight. Music from white reaper. Governor john kasich is here and well be right back with margot robbie. [cheers and applause] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by target. For all the seasons greeters. For the gingerbread architects, the lighting jedi. And the gift detectives. For the family historians. And tradition twisters. For all the families. Big, small, chosen, and frozen. Whatever you give. However you gather. Were thinking of you. The ones that make a truebeen difference in peoples lives. And mikes won them, which is important right this minute, because if he could beat americas biggest gun lobby, helping pass background check laws and defeat nra backed politicians across this country, beat big coal, helping shut down hundreds of polluting plants and beat big tobacco, helping pass laws to save the next generation from addiction. All against big odds you can beat him. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Ive slain your dreaded dragon. For saving the kingdom what doth thou desire . My lord . Hey good knight. Where are you going . Climbing up on Solsbury Hill grab your things, salutations. Coffee that is a cup above is always worth the quest. Nespresso. Tis all i desire. Did thou bring enough for the whole kingdom . George nespresso, what else . paul at spr sprintern lidays are a paul. R giving. paul aw thanks. And did you know you can give your family the gift of savings with both an unlimited plan. sprintern . And the powerful new iphone 11 included paul . For just 35 a month when you switch . sprintern whoa, what a deal paul and, sprint has a 100 total satisfaction guarantee so you and your family can try out the network and see the savings for yourself. sprintern so cool, now open it paul is it the iphone 11 . sprintern what . Howd you guess . For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. Jimmy hi there, welcome back. Tonight, he is a former congressman and governor of ohio. Now he is an author too. His new book is called its up to us 10 little ways we can bring about big change. John kasich is here. Then, making their Late Night Television debut. Their album is called you deserve love. White reaper from the mercedesbenz stage. Our first guest is a very talented person who had a very good year. She is a new golden globenominee for best supporting actress for her role alongside Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman in bombshell. It opens everywhere tomorrow. Please welcome margot robbie. [cheers and applause] good. Jimmy its very good to see you. You, too. Jimmy i dont know if you remember, last time you were here, you and brad pitt and Leonardo Dicaprio walked right in the theater. How could i forget . Jimmy and the audience, some of them are still screaming. It was crazy. It blew out my eardrums. Jimmy it must be hard for the three of you to go to the mall together i would imagine. Which we do together. Its a nightmare. I think its just crazy enough to have one of them in the room, let alone both of them. Jimmy you think its exponential when they are together, when you guys are a group, it suddenly becomes a bigger thing. Yeah, i dont know how much im elevating the situation, but definitely, brad and leo, people lose their minds. Jimmy trust me, you elevate all situations. Thank you. Jimmy congratulations on your golden globe nomination. Thanks [cheers and applause] jimmy first was for i, tonya. And your other big film, once upon a time in hollywood is nominated, too. [cheers and applause] jimmy you have a dilemma, you have to decide whether to sit with your once upon a time in hollywood cast or bombshell cast. Who will you sit with . I hadnt thought that through. Jimmy have you thought about initiating a competition, they can compete to see which table you will sit at . I should, i should do that, whoevers got the most interesting conversation happening. Ill just jump between the two. Jimmy do you think one would be insulted if you sit with the other one . I dont know. Im actually a little anxious now. I hadnt thought that far ahead. It runs on the seats. Jimmy im glad to bring a little anxiety into your life. Thank you. Its great to have that this time of the year. Jimmy when you were nominated for the oscar, who did you bring to the oscar with you . I brought my mom. Jimmy you brought your mom. You know, you got bring your mom. [cheers and applause] and we had a great time, and she was so happy to be there, and i did the, you know, i sat her down beforehand and said, you know, be cool, dont go up to anyone. Like everyones having a nice night, play it cool. Jimmy did that work at all . Yeah. So we get there, and i turn around for five seconds, and i turn, i was like, where is she . And shes front row talking to Nicole Kidman who i hadnt worked with at that time. And i didnt know, and i was like, mom, mom, get over here right now she was like, she talked to me first jimmy is that true . Do your parents do that . Jimmy and they always say they talked to me first. Yeah, because youre sitting in the doorway of her dressing room. Yeah. Literally cant get past. Yeah, it turns out nicole, whos an absolute sweet heart had asked someone what my moms name was and had in this instance talked to her first, called her over and just wanted to make her feel comfortable. Jimmy what does Nicole Kidman mean to an actor from australia . Oh, my gosh. Jimmy is she like yeah, shes like our queen. Yeah. Its insane. Shes the best. Jimmy do you get over that quickly when youre working sno together . No, im still a little [ bleep ]. And its nicole and charlize. Yeah. Its quite surreal. Jimmy you are playing, well, you play kind of an amalgamation of characters in the movie. Charlize plays megyn kelly. And nicole plays gretchen carlson. And i play a fictional character but made up from a number of women and their experiences at fox news. Jimmy its almost hard to believe when you watch this movie that this was really going on. Yeah. Yeah. For as long as it did, as well. The movies pretty, its incredibly entertaining. Its very fast paced and you get to the end. Youre like, oh, my god, i wasnt ready for that to end. But it seems to be really affecting people. People really want to talk afterwards. Its been quite fascinating. Jimmy yeah and i wonder if the gang at fox news is going to go and see it and discuss it amongst themselves or if theyll even talk about it on the air or try to pretend it didnt happen. I know. Jimmy i imagine there wont be a white house screening of this particular film. Probably not. Probably not. Yeah. I wonder if trump will see the movie. I mean, hes in it in places, so. Jimmy well, if you tell him hes in it in places hell go see the movie. He likes stuff he is in. Whats the first awards show you ever went to . In australia we have the logies. Which is the equivalent. Jimmy if you need upholstery done. Are you serious . I always thought you were talking to you guys in the break. Jimmy why are they called the logies . I dont know. Jimmy sounds like loogies. The logies are the funnest award shows ever. I havent been for a decade now, but when i was 18 and it was the first one i went to, its like the wild west. Jimmy why are they its a big pissoff, everyone gets absolutely hammered. Jimmy oh, they do. Is it on tv . Oh, yeah. People are drunk the next day going to work. Jimmy on tv. Generally the two big shows, neighbors and home and away. You have to work the next day after the logies, people show up in their gowns, still drunk. Jimmy really . Yeah, a famous talk show host did the morning show wasted. And australia loved him more after that. [ laughter ] they loved it. Jimmy wow, is it really, its not as, like here, its frowned upon a little bit if somebodys no, no, very much embraced. I mean, i dont know what its like now, but back then, i was, lake i said, i was 18, so of o course i was very excited to be at the logies, and the second year i went i got so drunk i passed out. Its held in the casino, big crown casino, huge, huge casino in melbourne, and i passed out in one of the toilet stalls, like a cubicle. Jimmy what . And i woke up and i came out, and it happened to be the one hour that the casino closes to be cleaned. And theres no people there, and i didnt know it ever closes, its full of thousands of people. I came out and it was such a weird, surreal experience, there was no one around. And for a second in my drunken state, i was like, did i die . Is this purgatory . Am i, am i in between heaven and hell right now . This is so weird. Jimmy wow. Were you did you ever figure it out . No, eventually, i found someone who was cleaning. They were like, what are you doing in here . And i was like, what time is it . I have to go to work. I think i showed up in my gown. And the nurse at work gave me oxygen. I felt great after. Jimmy when you have a nurse at work you know you have a more fun job than most everyone else. Her busiest day is the day