After the super bowl. The day after the super bowl should be a national holiday. They should swap president s day out for super bowl monday. The fact we have to work the morning after, being required as americans to watch a game drunk no less is really its downright unpatriotic. And im calling on President Trump to do something about it right now. [ cheers and applause ] thats one he would do, right . It was a sad night for new England Patriots fans. And an even sadder night for fans of this is us last night. Eagles won their first super bowl ever, toppling tom brady and the dynasty known as the new England Patriots 4133. Tom brady, they said he was so distraught after the game he chugged a quart of almond milk and ate half of a grape. [ applause ] the most valuable player was the quarterback for the eagles, nick foles. And the fans, after more than 50 years of failure, eagles fans flooded the streets of philadelphia to celebrate their teams historic victory the oldfashioned way. [ cheers ] oh [ yelling ] [ cheers ] oh, [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] there was so much excitement even the police in philadelphia couldnt contain their enthusiasm. [ bleep ]. Whoo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont think ive ever been that happy about anything my whole life. This is probably my favorite part of the game. The award for most terrified member of the Eagles Organization went to their Vice President of football operations. The Philadelphia Eagles, a guy whose name we need to mention too is howie roseman, the general manager. Jimmy howie roseman. [ laughter ] its like he walked into the kitchen in the middle of the night and saw a ghost. [ laughter ] that is the look of a man who owes a lot of money to the mob or something. I mean, seriously, he needs to find a line of work or hes not going to live that long. [ laughter ] congratulations to howie. For the eagles, you know, the game was supposed to be about their defense. Instead it was a shootout. But the defense did have some big moments, like this one involving Rodney Mcleod and one of the more unusual tack new Zealand Super bowl history. And the ball is handed off to brandin cooks, who tries to hurdle and cant. He tries to jum. And split and he just does not get there. Jimmy see, that should be called a sack. Not the quarterback. [ cheers and applause ] of course that was a low moment for patriots fans, but for philadelphians it was nothing short of a merchandising opportunity. Rodney mcleods tackle of brandin cooks. One of the most iconic plays of super bowl lii. Now you can commemorate that historic moment with face full of kratch from the Bradford Exchange. Relive the moment when brandin cookss private parts made impact with Rodney Mcleods face. This priceless work of art is handcrafted in guatemala and then dipped in 6 karat gold. 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But dodge ram trucks, no they say it was the most polarizing Super Bowl Ad since the mens wearhouse buy one get one free at last dael deal back in 1998. You remember that . Oh, boy, you think there was outrage. But luckily for dodge, they got . Cover from doritos today. Doritos is said to be working on a femalefriendly tortilla chip, for real. The doritos lady chips. They say they make less noise when you eat them and the package will be smaller so it can fit in a purse. It took years of research but they finally cracked the code on how to make a dorito condescending to women. I hope they call them doritas. [ applause ] as i mentioned, people are mad about this. Why i have no idea. Making doritos for people with smaller hands that you can eat quietly like in bed or something, its not sexist. In fact, i dont even think theyre making these doritos for women. I think theyre making them for the president and his little [ cheers and applause ] you know . The president and his wife melania hosted a Super Bowl Party at their maralago estate in palm beach last night. And man, oh man, did they do it up. Look at this. They had a marching band and cheerleaders show up to welcome the trumps. And as you can see, the president and first lady are delighted. [ laughter ] he is so uncomfortable [ laughter ] i could watch this for three, four, five hours. If there was an all donald and melania watch cheerleaders channel watch this body language here. No . Okay. I would cancel netflix and get that channel. And by the way, the body language between them. I mean, has a marriage ever been so completely summed up . [ laughter ] in a single photograph the way this one has. Trump of course went over to say hello to the cheerleaders. Just in case, you know. [ cheers and applause ] last week at the white house they asked donald trump who hed be rooting for in the super bowl. And he said id better not get involved. Really . Thats the thing you choose not to get involved in . [ laughter ] kim jong un, no problem at all. But bill belichick, look out. President trump took some time to congratulate the super bowl champions on twitter last night. And then this morning he was right back to work lashing out at the ranking democrat on the house intelligence committee. He wrote, little adam schiff, who is desperate to run for higher office, is one of the biggest liars and leakers in washington, right up there with comey, warner, brennan and clapper. Adam leaves closed Committee Hearings to illegally leak confidential information. Must be stopped. And this is disappointing for me because whenever donald trump comes one a new nickname i get excited. Its the one thing hes actually really good at. But little adam schiff . Thats the best youve got . Its not even new. He already used little on marco rubio. Its little marco rubio. Its not little adam schiff. He finally starts recycling and this is how he does it. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, the stock market thanks, everybody. The stock market trump has been taking credit for was down today by more than 1,100 points. Its the biggest oneday drop ever of all time. But that didnt keep the president away from his pat myself on the back tour. President trump was in ohio today where you know the president saws a lot of things that arent true but this might be the words youre about to hear might be the most blatant, brazen, almost magnificent fabrication ever to come out of his orange mouth. You know, you can work hard, but if you dont have the right leader setting the right tone in all fair im not even saying. I am not bragodocious. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes nonbragodocious. Its funny because its not true. [ laughter ] we had a new episode of the bachelor. The bachelor is like the female version of the nfl. Dozens of competitors push their bodies and minds to the limit in the hope of getting a diamond ring. And tonight arie had his first two on one date with kendall and krystal. Krystals the villain of the season. Or at least she was. Arie sent her home tonight. And krystal will be missed. By promise you the weird slash annoying sound she makes with her body and mouth, those will never be forgotten. Krystal . Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Mm. Aw. Mm. Uh. Mm. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. [ wookiee noise ]. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy part wookiee. Basically the first bachelor hatchial. Nobody seemed to like krystal, especially another women in the house. Shes very full of herself, very selfinvolved, very superior to others. So who better to bid krystal a fond farewell tonight than krystal herself . Bye. Bye. Bye, you guys. Bye, guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. Jimmy and off you go. [ applause ] hey, friday as you probably know, friday was groundhog day. And this year there was a bit of controversy. Punxsutawney phil saw his shadow, which means six more weeks of winter, but Staten Island chuck, the other weatherpredicting rodent, didnt see his. Which means one of these groundhogs is spreading fake news. So to get to the bottom of this we reached out to Punxsutawney Phil, who now joins us live from gobblers knob, pennsylvania. And hello Punxsutawney Phil. Phil . Oh. Sorry, jimmy, i didnt hear you. Jimmy oh. Hey, wheres Punxsutawney Phil . Hes not phil. But im trumpsatayney kellyanne, and i just saw my shadow. Do you know what that means . No. What does that mean . Six more years of president donald trump. Whoo jimmy if donald trump gets a second term that means hed be in office for seven years, not six. The world ends in six. Weve got six years left. Woot woot jimmy thats disturbing. But i wanted to talk to Punxsutawney Phil. Is he there . Yes, he is. As a matter of fact, im wearing him. Jimmy oh. Wait a minute, you made Punxsutawney Phil into a coat . The trump boys, eric and djtj, shot him and skinned him for me. Jimmy that is terrible. Punxsutawney phil is an american institution, kellyanne. No, he isnt. As far as im concerned, he dug a hole and burrowed his way into this country illegally. His real name is punxsutawney felipe. Jimmy oh, kellyanne, this is absolutely crazy. Im wearing a dreamer, jimmy. Jimmy oh, no, youre not. I dont believe that for one second. Okay. Then why dont you open an investigation and get a bogus search warrant to tap my phone . Jimmy oh, i get it. Youre talking about the fbi memo. The new yes. The fbi aka fake bitches incorporated. Because theyre all fakeass beotches sad. Jimmy kellyanne. While were on the subject, by the way, im curious, do you actually believe the nunes memo fully vindicates the president . Kellyanne . Oh, my god. I cant talk right now. Jimmy are you eating a snake . Dur. See you later. Jimmy okay. Ill see you later. Thanks, kellyanne. [ applause ] i think she was eating a snake. 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Our first guest tonight is the only fivetime oscar winner ever to costar with an orangutan. He is a successful behind the camera as he is in front of it. His new movie retells the tale of three american heroes who stopped a terrorist attack. The 15 17 to paris opens in theaters friday. Please welcome Clint Eastwood. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] wow. Youve got another trophy for your collection, i see. This is one this is one nobody else has. Ill tell you. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for being here. It is always great to have you here. Did you watch the super bowl yesterday . I did watch it. Jimmy who did you watch with . Krystal. Just the two of us. Whispering in my ear. Jimmy did you cook . No, i watched it at home. But it was great. It was a great game. Jimmy who were you rooting for . You know, its a tough one because both teams were really good. And foles was coming from adversity to jimmy yeah. Backup quarterback. And of course bradys always get. It was a tough one but it was a nice game. The way it came out was good. Jimmy i got you. Did you make nachos or chicken wings or anything like that . None of that crap. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i do want to talk about this movie. First of all, its a great story. For those who dont know the story, three Young Americans were in paris or overseas in europe on a trip, and they stopped this terrorist who had a gun on a train, and they were hailed as heroes, and we as americans were all very proud because usually people hate us over there. [ laughter ] so you decided to make a movie about this starring the actual guys instead of replacing them with actors. [ cheers and applause ] it wasnt a terribly popular idea at the beginning. But i thought it was a great idea. And the guys, i remember when the incident first came down, it was a very impressive and the fact that the guy didnt have a gun, he had an ak47 plus a 9millimeter pistol plus box cutter and knife, the guy was laden down for bear, and you know, all of the sudden he just runs at them. You ask him hes been on your show before. Yeah. Spencer, yeah. I wanted one of those cars. You gave him a car. Jimmy we did give a car. Ive been on carson. Ive been on other things. I never got a car. [ laughter ] jimmy first of all, oprah would definitely give you a car. Secondly, we gave you Something Better than a car. We gave you that beautiful trophy thats going to look so weird in your place. [ applause ] when did you make the decision to cast the actual guys in the movie . Well, that came after we were talking about the film. They just have a book out on the film. And when i was talking about how this happened, i was asking questions much like you are now. And then all of a sudden i just looked at them and i said, i dont know if i can find guys with the same faces and the same enthusiasm. Im sure i could have, but it just seemed like an interesting idea at the time. Jimmy did you consider casting the actual terrorist in the movie as well . [ laughter ] you know, the french, they put their foot down on that one. Jimmy they did. [ laughter ] hes still in the slammer somewhere. Jimmy theyre very difficult, arent they . Yeah. I dont know why they dont appreciate good things. Jimmy i assume you gave them a screen test or some kind of audition of some kind . No. Jimmy nothing. We were just going over the technical thing. They were acting as technicians telling us exactly what happened and how it happened. And we kept going over it and over it and over it. As we did it about the tenth or eighth time i said would you guys like to do this . And Spencer Stone said, are you do