[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] yes, all right! yes! let not your be troubled. It is friday so you know what that means, let's welcome tonight's guest. She has witnessed more fights than a cashier at a waffle house , charlie! [cheering and applause] greg: if it seems like he is judging you, that's his job, comedian vince august! [cheering and applause] greg: her husband tried to convince her that talking is bad for the baby. New york times bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: and you need sir edmund hillary to see if he has dandruff. New york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause] all right all right, all right. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this. ♪ ♪ greg leftovers! greg: it is leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will by joe a pager from one of our jewish friends in tel aviv. [laughter] greg: terrible! comedian chris rock just endorsed kamala harris. If only someone could slap some sense into him. [laughter] greg: condoning violence! reporter ahlivia who cares was placed on leave from new york magazine after admitting to a relationship with rfk jr. The relationship has been described as, as opposed to phone which would have taken he had stephen hawking's things going on. Greg: this week we had the former president donald trump on the show. [cheering and applause] greg: all milk at! he said this was his best experience with fox solely because he didn't have to look at their face. But ratings should we had nearly 5 million viewers. [cheering and applause] meanwhile, oprah held an interview with kamala harris. So it really was the battle of presidential candidate interviews. On one hand you had an interviewer who is the most famous, influential talk show host on earth and on the other you had oprah. Didn't see that coming, right? in that interview, harris told oprah that she would shoot anyone who broke into her home which many believe is a clear message to nannies. [laughter] [applause] greg: but it's true the harris interview did feel like a very special episode of oprah. But instead of everyone getting a new car, everyone got an aneurysm. Any who, the state department says that haiti has been deemed too dangerous to travel to. Especially if you look like this. [laughter] greg: hezbollah is calling the attacks from their exploding pagers an act of war. That israel responded saying that this highly targeted act was meant to avoid collateral damage to the hezbollah loved ones. [cheering and applause] greg: they [bleep] goats. [laughter] not just for sport. Greg: not just for sport, no. Did he has been placed on suicide watch amidst his future in prison. They said i was on the same thing said one man. But combs will be well protected and closely guarded at all times, according to one insider. Speaking of hillary clinton, she is coming out with a new memoir. The title is something lost, something gained. Because dracula was already taken. [laughter] greg: joe i had another alternative, old man and the semen. I didn't how to work it in though. Delta airlines have reminded flight attendants they need to wear underwear. That makes it easier to clean up when the doors fall off and they [bleep] themselves. In response to hearing delta remind their workers to wear underwear, spirit airlines is reminding their customers to wear deodorant. And finally, california governor gavin newsom has signed to new laws that ban deep fakes. To celebrate the occasion, he shook hands with bigfoot and charlie manson. [applause] greg: let's do some news! she got left high and dry by a shirtless guy during a recent boat parade in panama city, florida,, cnn interview trump supporters about the important issues heading into the election. And at one point, reporter ellie reeve wished a shark had attacked her instead because she got bashed up worse than the s. S. Minnow after a three hour tour. What is your most important issue? the economy. Getting interest rates down, getting it where we can afford to live in america. Right now it is too expensive. Let me may be ask a slightly impolite question. But if you can afford a boat, you are not hurting so bad, right? because about cost a lot of money and that's a lot of upkeep listen, nobody gave me [bleep]. Iron everything that i got. I'm retired military, retired power plant and i'm successful and retired with boats, jet skis because i did it right. And everybody has that chance. Weather they choose are not, that is up to them. [cheering and applause] greg: here's a tip, lady. Never interview a guy with a beer in one hand and a solo cup and the other. It never goes well. This guy served his country and worked hard all of his life, no wonder cnn sees him as the problem. But the ignorant left always forgets that there is a long time between the economy starting to suck and everyone being poor. And the cnn bosses will surely fire that reporter long before they have to sell their own boats. The reporter should have said, sir, i'm out of my depth here, think you for your time, i'm going to go home. Instead she persisted. I would never try to take anything away from you in that way. But what i'm asking is, groceries are probably a smaller part of your budget then say someone who was a little worse off. I think it's interesting that people who were a little bit more comfortable are still so concerned about the economy. You see what i'm saying? because i want my money to go further. On inflation to go down, interest rates to go back down, i want all of that. But that covers everybody in the economy. Not just me, not just the poor or the rich, it encompasses everybody. [cheering and applause] greg: which she doesn't understand. So let's review. According to this genius from cnn, as long as you have money you should not worry about people who don't. Got it? in other words, he is capable of thinking about somebody else besides himself, on like that reporter. That boat owner does not live in a bubble or like many of the kamala harris constituents, a tent. At this rate you would think the reporter would often a life raft and paddle away but no, she kept going. Something i have heard from some people, tell me if this applies to you. They are worried their kids aren't able to afford a house or car. I trained my kids and taught my kids properly, they have great educations and they're both successful in their careers. They're doing better than me. Greg: in your face, jerk reporter! [cheering and applause] clearly this reporter is an idiot. But cnn's worse was sending her. Pick a reporter who understands the topic, not one that looks like she should work at a hot topic. But it reveals how reporters look at regular people. They think you live in a bubble because you do not live in their bubble. They come to a trump event with preordained assumptions and assumed a stereotypical view is good enough to do the job. But that is the attitude of the mainstream press and liberals in general. They are experts on how to spend other people's money. And knowing democrats, if someone hollered man overboard, she would probably throw him a tampon. But she is probably being groomed to be a cnn anchor, she's already dead weight. So next time cnn, maybe send brian to cover a boat event. [applause] it would probably be hilarious watching him spend the whole day getting chased by captain ahab. [cheering and applause] greg: charli, you are a reporter. When you interview someone or go to a venue, you come prepared. She believed that her assumptions would carry her through this assignment. All she had to do was look down on him. Yes, leftist logic really blows my mind on a continual basis. This girl kept doubling down. Like you said we thought the joke was over, no wait there's more. No wait there's more. It is really disgusting how she tries to convince this guy because he has some money, how much she has, none of us know. Greg: boats are necessarily expensive! i have a kayak! even if they are a kayak is good exercise. Haitians have boats. [laughter] [applause] no matter how much money you have, you want to stretch it as much as you possibly can or save it as much as you possibly can. Let's look at warren buffett is a great example. He is one who has always preached, you don't think i'm a billionaire unless i pinch every penny. He has been driving the same 2004 cadillac to work for years, he stops a mcdonald's and only buys his breakfast sandwich based on how good the economy is doing. This guy gave a master class in the american dream to this childless cat lady and he did it ever so eloquently. [cheering and applause] greg: i don't know if she is childless but she probably does own a cat so we will go with that. Vince, it was amazing to me that she was shocked that somebody is doing okay would actually care about an economy that affects everybody. They literally were at an event last night with oprah winfrey and everyone from hollywood about talking about all of the issues. So all of those people are allowed to have an opinion but if you have a boat, that's where we draw the line. Like no, you got a boat, come on, what you doing? you got to back off. I mean listen, i say it all the time, i know there people that say shut up and dribble and this and that, everyone has a platform, use it the way you want to. But you were going to have to reap the consequences. When you see someone with a boat , you are like listen, you are doing really well. You don't know if that boat is good. You've never been in that boat, that boat could suck for all you know. That could be a [bleep] boat. That could be a haitian boat. Yes. [laughter] pirates have boats. Greg: the skipper in gilligan's island, that minna was not a great boat. Titanic, not a great boat! [cheering and applause] just because you can boat, does not mean you can vote. [cheering and applause] greg: am i mistaken or does your dad own about? yes, my dad has about. Greg: but your dad is not a billionaire. No. He has a sailboat. But also, is okay if you have a really nice boat and you still want more. It's okay to be ambitious, that's what this country supposed to be about. It's the land of opportunity, not the land of, okay,, this is fine, i guess. And i wish that he would [bleep] with her more. I would have loved if he was like yes, i have this boat now because of the incident. . . And then just not elaborated further and watch to get really uncomfortable. Because you don't know by what circumstances somebody has a boat, what kind of boat it is. And ou have a boat, therefore you have no opinion. It is so ridiculous. And the worst part is, she didn't know. She thought she really had something here. She really did. She was like oh, well,, this may be a little have what is that about? like she went home being like, got him! she could probably watch this will segment and still think she was totally in the right. Greg: tyrus, i think she went there specifically to find thinking there will be a lot of bigots here because she covers white supremacy. You're right. I think what happens is in their meeting in their van it's like, hey,, we are about to rollup on a bunch of trump supporters by the water. Which means really stupid racist people on boats. Go do what you do! i don't need notes, these dumb and their boats. Once i expose them for owning boats, they will be diving in the water trying to hide. They're stupid. This is woke. This is woke. So you have about. And my question is, how did you get here? did you fly a plane? were you in a nice car? is there sunblock and close in sunglasses? you must be doing well, wire you here? she wouldn't know what to do. But that's what this is about with them, their preconceived notion of what rightwingers are like. And whenever they are exposed to the fact that they are not this fictitious dragon that they want them to be, they regular people who roll up their sleeves, work for a living, raise his children and now in his elder years, he bought a [bleep] boat. So when i buy a boat when my kids are old enough for me to not have to legally pay for them anymore, i will buy that boat. [cheering and applause] greg: yeah. 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We will present three word salads from kamala harris at the event that held opera and you can guess what the question was asked of her, here is the first one. We love our country. I love our country. I know we all do, that's why everybody is here right now, we love our country. We take pride in the privilege of being american. We believe in what is possible. We believe and what can be. And we believe in fighting for that. That is how we came into being. One of the greatest expressions of patriotism is to fight for the ideals of who we are, which includes freedom to make decisions about your own body, freedom to be safe from gun violence, freedom to have access to the ballot box, freedom to be who you are and just be. Greg: my guess is she's making an argument for assisted suicide. What you think the question was? where was joe biden? [laughter] greg: what you think, cat? probably something about specific policy plan. Greg: you're close! tyrus? does weed and wine affect your mind? greg: the question asked was what is in your heart to say to particularly those people who are still undecided or indifferent or on the fence? next click! see if you can figure out what prompted this mess of an answer. First of all, thank you both for being here. And yours is a story i hear around the country as i travel. And in terms of both rightly having the right to have aspirations and dreams and ambitions for your family and working hard and finding that the american dream is for this generation and so many recently, far more elusive than it has been. And we need to deal with that. And there are a number of ways. One is bringing down the cost of everyday necessities including groceries. Greg: charli, what you think the question was? probably in response to the woman asking what do i do if i have found out that my husband is actually a liberal? greg: cat? probably just like, how are you? [laughter] greg: tyrus? greg: how to convince your wife is a good idea to have a threesome. Greg: vintcent? no seriously, where is joe biden? greg: the question that the couple asked was, we would really love to know what your plan is to lower the cost of living. Greg: i was right. Greg: here's the next clip, this answer went on for 3 minutes, here are the low lights. It is a wonderful and important question. You know my background was as a prosecutor and i was also the elected attorney general for two terms of the border state. So this is not a theoretical issue for me, this is something i worked on. Sadly, where we are now can be traced most recently back to the fact that when the united states congress members members of the congress, particularly conservative republicans came up with a border security bill and donald trump called those up and said don't put that built on the floor for a vote, he blocked the bill. And you know why? because he preferred to run on a problem instead of fixing a problem. Greg: all right tyrus, what was the question? what's going on with your cain? greg: cat? since she started bringing up donald trump i would say someone probably asked her why she didn't do something about something. That's usually how it goes. Greg: yes, when ever they ask or do something it's because of trump. Greg: vince? which mcdonald's did you work at? [laughter] greg: all right, charli? i know the question of this. Should i just give away the answer? greg: sure. We're dying to know because we have no [bleep] clue. It was about the border and she didn't give an answer like she never does. Donald trump is why. . . But did you see the guy who asked the question? he looked to the side and gave a nod. Almost like it was a joke like it was a bet for him to go to this press conference and ask the question like she was going to answer. You are 1000% right because his home boy was sitting next woman said no matter what you ask her, answer will be donald trump. And he looked at him like dan back how did you know that? but i thought the answer that question was i haven't been to europe. Isn't that that answer? regardless we were all unburdened. But finally, this is the part of the game, it's just a nice piece of hypocrisy, here is harris on guns. I said it so powerful at the convention when you said you have guns at the debate. I'm a gum owner, my running mate is a gun owner. I know that! if anyone breaks into my house they are getting shot. Yes, i hear that. Probably should not have said that. [laughter] my staff to deal with that later. Greg: yes, you shouldn't have said that because this is what you also said. Just because you legally possess a gun in the sanctity of your locked home does not mean that we are not going to walk into that home and check to see if you have been responsible and safe and the way you conduct yourself. Greg: cat? doesn't look good. [laughter] she's going to have to deal with that! it doesn't look good. It makes it a lot harder to say i'm not going to do that. Well roll the tape! exactly! but she's done that so many times where she backtracks and says something completely different than she said four years ago and no one seems to be paying attention. Especially her voters. No one is paying attention. Why is no one talking about the first time i've ever seen oprah winfrey's daughter? what she wanted to say was whomever that stupid [bleep] at the debate or the dnc that drew me out? stedman was upset, he was double parked when she literally said nothing! opera if oprah can save you, nobody can save you! you know what i mean? [cheering and applause] if jesus christ came down and said, hey, overall take it from here, what the heck? now i'm back. Greg: this is somebody that bailed out felons and again, she has different rules than the people that she rules over. But this is the thing and i will get serious because as a gun owner, as som