♪ ♪ [applause] greg: all right! now it is just me and you. Happy thursday, everyone. By now you probably saw our great interview with donald trump. Amazing, right? [applause] after the show i felt like a hezbollah fighter, my phone was blowing up. [laughter] it is true, in lebanon thousands of pagers and phones exploded killing dozens of terrorists. We reached out to hezbollah leaders, but they have not returned our calls. President trump was a huge hit on the show last night, my favourite part was the secret service pat down. Turns out that i was happy to see them. Now we have officially asked kamala to appear on our show. We have already promised a box of wine for her, and an assortment of nannies for her husband. He will probably abort it. The show. Greg: i am talking about the show. A chinese you admitted that their pandas were actually painted dogs. They got the idea from makeup artists at the view. In your face. The rapper sean diddy combs is being held in federal custody on charges of sex trafficking, racketeering, conspiracy, and transportation to engage in constitution. He could be an honorary biden. He spent the night in a barbaric jail known for its barbaric conditions in brooklyn, known for guards that play his music and maggot infested sales. Sales. Federal agents had previously searched his multiple homes and seized more than 1000 bottles of baby oil. What kind of needs more than 500 bottles? so one man. Said one man. For the first time in three decades, the teamsters are not endorsing a presidential candidate. Jimmy is turning over in his grave which will really miss with the foundation of hillary's house. True, with the exception of 1996, the teamsters have endorsed the democrat in every election since 92. Bill clinton, obama, hillary, joe biden, even without hillary that is our real murderers' row. The last republican the teamsters endorsed was the first george bush, that is just how much michael dukakis sucked. How ironic, they were in the tank for every democrat except for the democrat in the tank. Silence. But ever since then the union has been in the democratic party's pocket since hillary stopped having sex. That is like a decades. Greg: but like a high school yearbook photo of leah thomas, things have changed. Now they are staying away from the democratic party like it is a bathroom just used by andrea mitchell. Kamala losing the union endorsement is like sean diddy combs running out of baby oil, there was a whole lot of friction ahead. This week the teamsters release the results of three internal polls asking who should the teamsters endorsed for president. In july joe biden clearly one at 40 4%, with trump at 30 6%. But that is as good as it gets for biden, because everything joe gets these days is through a straw. When teamsters it pulled pulled their members about the democratic new candidate, cackles mick kneecaps. That was a pretty good nickname. Greg: trump came out way ahead at almost 60%. 11 kamala? only 30 4%. I am no mathematician but i realized that that is a lot less than 60% i realize that on my birthday when i was staring at a waitress. Kamala got worse results then chris christie selling jenny craig. Sitting at 30 4% compared to trump's 50 8%. No wonder she has been dodging the press like trump on the back nine. That latest poll came before the second assassination attempt. Every time they try to kill trump it is like pluto giving kansas spinach. Despite teamsters and bracing trump they decided to endorse nobody. Like those mimes in my basement, there silence speaks volumes. Here is how union leaders rationalized it, quote, old the union's extensive polling showed no majority support for kamala harris, and no universal support among membership for donald trump. No universal support for trump, he peter by almost 30 points in the teamsters old pulled but he it dashed they are not endorsing him because he did not get 100%. The only thing that i will be 100% on is my commitment to helping orphans learn how to read. I expected applause there, but that is okay. I am joking [bleep] the orphans, [bleep] the orphans. What are the teamsters? men, bluecollar workingmen, mainly the men who fix my plumbing, deliver my packages, and install a mirror over my bed. This union dispute reflects what a lot of men are going through, a husband or boyfriend may like trump but to keep the piece he keeps his mouth shut. You can see his eyes twitching out this message, my ballot for trump is under the flowerpots. No endorsement is an endorsement coming from men. Men of all stripes favour trump including the ones who think he is a jerk. They would rather have a brutal badass than a nonsensical nincompoop. True, taylor swift endorsed hell which would kamala which would mean something if you lowered the voting age to 12. Unlike the democrats, teamsters have jobs where consequences can be life or death. Make a dumb choice on a construction site? good luck yelling quite fragility when you are dropping 90 feat. A lot of teamsters or truckers, they know when you raise their costs or force them to switch to ev's the price of everything goes up. But union leaders would rather watch the prices go up like they just shook hands with jerry's proctologist. But in the race it is just her gender. Teamsters are usually sensible defenders of family and property. What do you do when that becomes an object of mockery? you flee faster than tim walz after a balloon pops. Men do not want to be in a place where they are not wanted. That is the current democratic party where its leaders cannot define a woman, but sentiment to women's prisons. Trump knows that real men are the key to this election. Especially due you, hairy. Harry, get up. Carrie get your fat ass off the couch. Get up, harry. Come on, let's go. Let's go, harry. Greg: let's see if harry was listening. Hear he is. Greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! unlike the software, this and norton gives you viruses. Comedian jim norton! she has interviewed jocks when they are wearing nothing but socks, former nfl reporter michele tafoya! she has a national best seller, but you would not want to smell her. New york times bestselling author kat timpf! if he takes two to the max you will go splat, new york times bestselling author, heavyweight champion, tyrus! jim, what is ironic as you look and sound like a teamster. You are as soft as a little pile of dough. I know that was meant to be hurtful but i take that as a great complement, thank you very much. Greg: what do you make at this decision? does not feel like it is exactly what a dude would do in a political situation. It is a little bit cowardly for them not to endorse the guy most of their members vote for. But i cannot speak elegance that because whenever they need a job they hire me to stand nude in front of the building. But it is a little bit mushy to come out and not endorse the guy if all of the members want to endorse him. I guess there are a lot of members but for he mutely object. Greg: i just feel, it feels like this is an endorsement. It is like going to trump. Do you know how many guys are doing that right now? this is what i was going to say, before they made the announcement of weather or not they were going to endorse they came out with a pole, you see this pole, 60, 34. 60 is a lot more than 34 and you say this will be interesting. While they back this up with an endorsement? they say we will not endorse anybody. So it makes you wonder how many organizations there are across america, i wonder what kind of organization it is, is saying either we are not endorsing or we are endorsing kamala, when the vast majority of their rank and file membership is actually supportive of trump. They just cannot say its because it is to controversial or it is not within the narrative that you wanted to be, it is not politically correct. I do not know. Greg: unions with druids dudes are for trump. Unions with women like the teachers union are for kamala. Or you surprised that the teamsters are for trump? i follow this very closely. Greg: you were once a teamster but that has a different definition where you are from. Is this not may be better for trump, kind of? i think he likes two out there and say look what, they are trying to [bleep] be over. Maybe he does not use the f word, ever, but it is hard because he is a very rich man, very influential than. But he gets to sometimes say look at how i am a victim because of how people treat him. Nobody that rich, that influential, should ever get to play the victim role, but stuff like this he gets to do that. He says look at this poll they are not endorsing me, somebody is against me. You just gave him a new 15 for his next rally. Greg: it is true, because i have the rank and file. It is the elites that are protecting me. Do you think i am overstating the gender thing? i do not know how you were voting, jim, and frankly i do not know if you are male or female. I am kidding. But i do not know any dudes that are voting for kamala. Hold on, let me protect, before you get a lot of married men in trouble, just to stop. In a house where the wife is a democrat every man is a democrat. 363 days of the year. That is why you vote alone. [applause] but the bigger thing is that this is good for trump because it shows what we already know. The majority of people are behind him. It is the ones in charge of the camera, and the reason why they do not come in and out and say it is because it is the cfo who is prokamala and that is a good way to get fired, or not get promoted, or half your stuff to get away from you. It is the ones pulling the strings they are. We are all democrat and the workers are not unusually the workers don't have a voice. Now the worker's voice is getting so loud that they have to say we are not endorsing. That is how big and how loud they talked and yelled and pushed to say no, we are not going that way anymore. There was a change we saw that with bud light. Americans do not get involved much but when they do it is a it is resounding and powerful. Theirs an exit is not closed, the selection will be over by 10:00 p. M. Eastern, i am telling you. It is not close. The only people who are excited. . . [applause] you should be able two on. We were all planning on having the night off, i just [bleep] myself. Greg: i wish i had that certitude but i do not. I think these things are designed to be close. It is down to these swing states, these counties, at get smaller and smaller until it is just one dude on the street not wearing his pants. Looking a lot like jim norton. Or you in a union? there was no union for comedy. Greg: i thought you might be in the actors. So after it, yes, they dropped my health insurance after the pandemic, yes, i am. They drop mind to, it is okay. He asked if i was male or female and did not give me a chance to respond. Greg: what is your answer? i will tell you after the break. Greg: that is what i call the teas. Up next, the libs make. . . Announcer: if you will be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld! go to foxnews. Com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. Introducing new advil targeted relief. 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She is an inspiration, not only issue positive, she will bring hope and optimism. But as a black woman, the productive and mixed marriage, she will inspire millions of people people throughout the world. Our credibility as a nation will be able to allow our country to be so great that she can become the commander in chief, the president of the united states. That wasn't a powerful message all over the road. People like vladimir putin. These guys, they truly are a democratic country, they are truly representative, truly fighting for all of their people. And kamala harris is a manifestation of that. Greg: she is going to inspire putin all right. She draws troops just to flee that conversation. Putin invaded ukraine a while kamala harris was vice president but it will be different this time because that is how magical thinking works. Meanwhile, sunny hostin is still done as a box of bricks as she insults families that are mixed. Patrick mahomes, his wife brittany to the ire of the views resident race bait her. She said brittany should not support trump because she is in a interracial marriage. Watch. It seems to be since she is in an interracial know interracial marriage she should have known that to support a racist is problematic. Her children are biracial and her family is one of the families that in the 70s could not have lived in any of donald trump's buildings. Greg: just when you think that joy behar it is as bad as it gets, she says hold my beer whitie. All right, tyrus. Why the hell are you coming to me? i will tell you from here. [laughter] you know how bad it is when they are in the meeting and they say what do we have left? women? we have been doing that. The indian thing is not working. The black thing? it should work but does not take on like we thought it would. Her mixed race powers will scare putin, yes. Yes. And then you see rumours of putin like what is he afraid of? because she is black on the top and white on the bottom. Like me i am white on the top and black on the bottom. Whatever the hell will scare the one country on this planet that does not mix anything. Even the drink they still call it white russian. This is the one place were being mixed is not going to help you. [laughter] i guess the obama thing did not throw you off because he was technically mixed as well. They have nothing. Who is writing this [bleep]? i feel like it is you. Goes home and puts on his little democrat hat like. [laughter] and they believe everything he says because only you would write a story where they say because she is biracial. And then putin is like woah. Is that contagious? i don't want it on me. Greg: kat, that is a hot take. This man woke up, put on a suit, got in the car, went there, sat down, on his makeup done,'s fact in a chair to say that putin is afraid of black women. That is what he said. That all this time this roar that war that has been raging for years, nobody thought of this yet. But this guy, and that first the interview where i often judge the interviews for not asking followup questions. Something i bring up a lot. This interview were just went wow. I am not judging as much. If you are number 1, what else do you say? number 2, it was, i do not think that the interviewer was listening. Greg: yes. I had to play it several times to get through the whole thing. I could not have possibly heard what i thought i did. Probably they got home and said that is what happened. I wonder how that man felt on his way home. Greg: i nailed it. I nailed it. I am going to get a job in the administration on foreign policy. The only thing that was missing is if we take one like a skinned baby and parachuted into russia we will have it conquered in half an hour. Greg: i find it. A yellow one! ew! greg: you know what kills me? sonny, she is kind of race shaming. She is like the pigment police. If you are the productive you really cannot be for this person it is like you are betraying your race. I think tyrus represented this well last evening when you have that very special guest. There are a lot of black people supporting president trump. A lot of them. I have had a number of them on the michele tafoya podcast, which you can find wherever you get your podcasts. [applause] the other thing, i know the mahon's a little bit, i don't know brittany that well, but i know patrick. Full disclosure, i sat in the conservative chair on the view a number of times. Wow. Wow. You will never invite me back i don't care so i will tell you. Sitting in those production meetings was like having your teeth pulled out with no novocain. They were the saddest, most angry, most depressing people i have ever been around. Greg: no! [laughter] i mean, this kind of thing, and maybe during commercial i will tell you a couple things they said to me of camera. Greg: know, right now. Come on. Come on, come on. Give me one. So off camera, they ripped into me about a relative that i mentioned to did not want to get the vaccine. She called them a selfish bastard. That was off camera, the second was when sunny said to be off camera, i cannot prove this to you when it is not on tape but she said to me i hope people whose ancestors owned, i hope those people today feel some kind of way. I kind of wanted to say to what end. You should have said how do you feel? i know. Just because they were black now does not mean you are black then. But what she has set about brittany and patrick mahon's is simply disgusting. It is stupid. It is so illinformed and i can't take it anymore. Greg: gym? you are an expert in interracial studies. You did a lot of studying abroad it. Yes. Greg: also down south. Yes. My favourite part of that clip was how dry that man's mouth was. Yes! greg: don't you love the swallowing? it was like he was snacking on a sock and then they cut to him. He could not have believed all of that. I think he played sometimes for the audience, there is no way he could believe that crap. It is funny the conservatives mentioned race it is because when deliverable does that they are trying to make a higher point. Sunny often socks and if you said so that that about somebody who was black you would get a lot of crap for that. So dry mouth. His body did everything it could to stop this. We cut off the water he is still [bleep] talking. Greg: we have to move on. O up next, kamala hurt your brain going down memory lane. [applause]thn ho yourself a l, is it even a workout? always discreet keeps me dry during even the toughest workout. Absorbing up to a cup full with up to zero wet feel and odor. So i'm not just dry, i'm jump squats level dry. Ready for a second set? ♪ everyday protection for every level of leak. We've got you, always. 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