[ cheers and applause ] greg yes all right. I couldnt have said it better. Its friday so you know what that means. Look how white i am. Lets welcome tonights guests. He still hasnt Adam 12 LunchboxFox News Contributor paul mauro. Hes both a comedian and a judge see you can laugh at his sensitives. Actor and comedian vince august. She is like a Serial Killer because she ritualistically kills people for gratification. New york times bestselling author and contributor kat timpf and for the tsa patting him down is an all day job. Comedian, bestselling author and Fox Contributor and Nwa World Heavyweight champion tyrus. Before we get to new stories lets do this. A grade so that leftovers. Greg its leftovers where he read the jokes we didnt use and its my first time reading them so if they suck we tied joe to the bottom of an iranian helicopter. Greg what, 2 soon . You guys fans of iranian helicopters. Yesterday record turnout for trumps a rally in the bronx residence in such a good move the only stripped half of donalds limo for parts. In a reference to the rally the governor of new york called Trump Supporters clowns before asking who does their makeup. As trump was in the bronx what was joe doing having a rally what they call it when First Responders try to revive his nonbeating hard. Thank you for cheering our First Responders. Cnn Primetime Ratings have hit a 33 year low. [ cheers and applause ] but to boost numbers they hired a new anchor to fill the 8 00 pm slot. Wow. 1 pundit suggests the chiefs should replace but kerr with a female kicker or ban him from professional sports forever by having them play womens soccer. Todays National Brothers day to go out and love your brother just dont marry them. Today is aviation Maintenance Technician day or as soon as they call it at boeing what the hell is that day. Bob dylan turns 83 today happy birthday. 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What you hate tomatoes now to the news the bronx came alive showing ally for 45 he had a massive rally in new york city Drawing Thousands of supporters to the bronx nearly all surviving the subway trip there. Its a multiethnic borough home to the yankees a worldfamous zoo and the guy who invented the chalk body outline. Trump hopes to turn the heavily democratic area republican a red for the first time in decades counting on his growing support among black and latino voters to do so. Meanwhile biden is also courting blacks and latinos hiring 2 around the clock night nurses as was trump doing great was he sort of like a hot guy . Im Something Like a hot guy. I was hot. I think im higher than i am now when i became president i dont know. [ laughter ] another area trump leads by body temperature. And i bet a lot of people think it ask him a question of how you do that how do you get up in the morning and put your pants on. Can ask you a question, how do you do it and i say do what. How do you put your pants on and i will explain it to you, how do you do it how do you get up how do you do it. Its classic trump sticking his skills where he crushes biden. Putting on pants and getting up unassisted. [ cheers and applause ] and trump also discussed serious issues like food prices. I wonder does he eat bacon anymore . I dont eat bacon anymore its so expensive its went up from fraud times whats with bacon. On day 1 we will throughout Biden Economics and replace it with Maga Economics like your hats say. Greg he brings up bacon hes even trying to speak to the view. And these are wise words from president you can eat his breakfast without a straw which leads us to maga. Make America Great again. Good teeth ive gotta get my teeth like that. [ cheers and applause ] greg so there is support for 45 and the bronx only democrats go there to set it on fire but there were working men and women many of whom black and hispanic tired of being perpetual victims also why they dont root for the mets as it isnt the maga White Supremacist country they would have you believe and their 1 million times better than the spoiled College Slots Littering campuses with their brandnew tents and old marxist opinions as for the governor of new york these voters are clowns. Trumps being the ringleader of all these clowns in a place like the bronx. New york will never ever support donald trump for president. Greg trump goes after those in charge and the democrats go after the voters. She calls people clowns with that face of hers . She looks like she just sucked to face with ronald mcdonald. And paul what do you make of this. You heard the police force you get the numbers before we do so tell us about the size of the event and was a smart move . The estimate is about 810,000 they are pretty accurate but somebody needs to say to her, governor the bronx is in new york. Because she insulted them a couple of times over the last month so remember something. The governor loss by about 3 so the moral of this story is all it could take as the bronx because they will remember this and usually win a guy like trump comes to the bronx they say hes talking to landlords here know hes going to raise the rent weve all been there thats a thing that donald trump despite being a billionaire they hear authenticity this is a guy if he went home with anybody in the crowd. First of all if he went home with the crowd nobody would have a case on them but if he has coffee in the kitchen with anybody in the crowd they will get the same guy who is in there and thats how authenticity works. Greg you know what it is as well they are applauding the opinion am about to make if you listen to them he speaks to real things and not ideas he talks about jobs crime the border where Joe Flounders in ideas like White Supremacy threat to democracy the soul of america these are things you cant top speed talk about jobs or food theres no way i mean i cant say that but this is why hes ahead what you make of this. The people he tell you about the solo democracy or freedom and all that also tell you dont talk to my voters because we owned them and thats democrats ably they own voters because they will tell you that vote is hours heres a guy was like im going to talk to all the voters go into a district bluer than cookie monsters balls and talk to the people because why not because if i win i will be a president for everyone but democrats dont see it that way. If they win jersey by 2 points they considered a mandate. Screw you guys i will talk to 51 and the other 49 deal with it this guys going im going to reach out what do i have to lose greg do you think the cookie monster isnt getting any is that what you are saying . Nonsense, solie came along and he is bigger and bluer and more relevant. Greg do you think he is getting discriminated against because he lives in a garbage can . Greg that was the green 1. What is big bird have. Big bird is a her so i dont know. What it you make of the rally . She was surprised people showed up how did they find out of it. Just everything she said trump is wasting his time in new york and is not exactly fits his decision to spend so much time here lately. And also is biden going to win new york probably i would be shocked if he doesnt of but that doesnt mean it was a waste of time. This is National News right. Everybody is talking about it talking about the people who wanted to see this because who wouldve expected expected Something Like this to happen now this if it was wasted just because biden is going to win new york and just calling voters clowns when all you know about them as they wanted to see trump speak really you couldnt have thought she could outdo herself after that comment she sounded just a stupid. The gift of trumps he exploits the media they had to cover in people whom are watching that going well he made of 10,000 people at the rally how many more watching thanks to cnn and msnbc . To be clear brothers day was not in february . So was like Brother Brothers it was biological. I was like oh ive got an extra day now youre snatching my dreams away thank you gutfeld the point we are missing here is a made a point they dont care about people he dont vote for them they dont learn from their own mistakes because a certain young lady called them deplorables and whole reaction of the country change not just by the ones youre talking about people are like well you talk about my neighbors like that people i know like that and they dont care because they think they have in the bag you dont have to do anything because trump is changing at a given credit because in 2016 he wouldnt have been like this he wouldve been fighting with everybody he told guys like that where you get those teeth like that this is a guy figuring it out. Im not wasting more Energy Fighting with them my route to the white house is for the American People and is driving them crazy he didnt spend the whole time talking about that this is what we are going to do this is how bad it is and im excited for you to want me to do and people are getting behind it and it drives them crazy. Its 1 thing to say they wont go to those cities and can they hold something in their district as its empty as they are out drying them there. He turned half of america into the bronx like bottom line is all of a sudden they identify with the bronx doing this with red states and to your point you talk about how they deal and feelings they personally attack those not against them and when they say deplorable and say morons are clones we know who they are talking about. When trump says a policy is stupid is not talking but individual hes talking about the law thats the difference they havent figured that out they personally attack the american voter. The only thing joe biden has a bag are his feces. Greg thank you. You know who wrote that joke ainsley earhardt. Up next biden needs memes to fulfill his dreams well done, viv. You got the presents, the balloons and the raptor cake. Now, how about something to put a smile on your face . Aspen dental provides complete, Affordable Care with dentists and labs in one place plus free exams and xrays for new patients without insurance. And 20 off Treatment Plans for everyone. Quality care at a price worth celebrating. Its one more way aspen dental is in your corner. Inside every splenda product is a mission. To help people live happier healthier and longer lives by making it easier to cut out sugar. From our factory to our stevia farm, splendas team of over 2000 individuals are dedicated to helping people live their best lives. Taking pride that everyday millions say i use splenda. and now sweeten drinks wherever you are with splenda zerocalorie liquid sweeteners. Try all three. Available in the baking aisle. A story in 5 words. Greg 5 words hopeless biden wants to me. The Biden Harris Campaign is looking to hire a meme manager to join their digital team and bolster their Internet Strategy we have to go back to the original point in the a block. If you arent trafficking real things may be its based on obvious troops i will show you my favorite memes you have it here withdrew we go. As all of that is real. All of israel and the problem is for biden he has his own meme. What he is think is this hopeless for the campaign . The qualifications you have to live in delaware like working in dark spaces and working below ground having to be vaccinated. The guy just crapped his pants. Or the coke that could end up in your face. Listen my meme is also real as they loaded it up and got ready to go. Thats kreis classic. If you try to pull this on trump s words would just laugh because they would say the same thing if you are trying to make fun of trump about anything its over ready known. When i started conversation the only way have a real conversation with somebody about a Political Party whatever it is can you tell me 3 bad things about the candidate you are voting for and to trim people do it all the time he never shuts up and ask biden person they struggled to tell you 3 bad things we cant have a conversation they cant even admit his brain is did you think of joe even knows what i mean miss. You thank you need to head to delaware to make 1. How is this job not remote . Im honestly asking can anybody think of a reason. Is there a reason to do it this way . I dont know. And i meme as they put it on that 1. I like their show on the cw Back In The Day single mom who works too hard and never stops. I know thats ridiculous to ask as biden got his arm around joan and the then you should definitely move to delaware as a possible for the left a meme. Why did we not get movie quality memes. We got photos this guy is a guest niigata colon want to trade . Boxers or briefs, it depends like it. As you just dont get it your basis find your little group progressive memes youre overloading you dont care youre voting for you. Making more memes for them instead of pulling out talking to the Real America People he dont as for kat was struggling what is a meme. And some but he lied to us and told us they were just pictures. But we will deal with that later greg tyrus makes a point there is other priorities in this. You would think it goes to the fact they have to hide him which is a Millennials Vote for big joe hes like you he was in the basement as well the punches a Couple Directions first of all this is why right there he looses the young vote because hes jerking around with memes and pajama boys put stuff out in the dead of night do you think people in their care about bidens Meme Factory Someplace located in delaware they could care less. Secondly think about what he does all day you look at the white house schedule and you can look at online theres like 1 thing. President gets on a plane go somewhere comes home. What is he do all day if you had an honest schedule what would it say. President gets up and heads to the kitchen president rummages through the refrigerator as he returns to his easy chair and you look at past president s for donald trump hes under indictment hes going up doing rallies i like this because it really captures right now why hes behind. He is losing young people but not talking to people tell us about the border or the economy. Greg the reason memes work further right or conservatives are trump because economy is tangible crime is tangible, transact of his. If you see a guy and address you know its a guy an address of the left cant meme with that because of they are too busy telling you its not a guy and address which makes the meme funny. Up next we cant help but laugh when a leftist group fires its Stafect F Arexvy is a vaccine used to prevent lower Respiratory Disease from rsv in people 60 years and older. Arexvy does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients. Those with weakened Immune Systems may have a lower response to the vaccine. The most common side effects are injection site pain, fatigue, muscle pain, headache, and joint pain. I chose arexvy. Rsv . Make it arexvy. i thought water would help with these dry spots. Thats lawn disease. But Scotts Healthy Plus will cure it lawn disease . Been going around. So like other people have it and its not. Pick up a bag of the new Scotts Turf Builder healthy plus lawn food today. Feed your lawn. Feed it. Feeling claritin clear is like. [cat meow] is she . Letting her imagination run wild even though she has allergies. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] greg its true Media Matters lay off their creams this was group that always pretended to be a Media Watchdog but spent all their time basically trying to get us fired mostly you. I beg to differ went after everybody and all the people in all the people that were in charge of that got laid off yesterday i dont like dancing on peoples Employment Graves i will make this exception is these are people remember they were trying to get fox off the air try to get twitter shut down now they are gone what say you. When the people he got fired spending a lot of time on her twitter going back she really hates you official stockers. For the Media Watchdog thing is a video where she makes several videos on The Show Making Fun of it saying you dont have big celebrities on just random conservatives as if yo