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Now, im guessing most of you neveparentr deadspin, but sureln you remember the story of howy a they smeared a nine year old Kansas City Chiefs fan holding our mentorrea 9yeary chiefs. Ki few months ago, his parents took him to see the chiefs play to ss plays raiders. The g heres what he wore to the game. Nothin nog for an nfl game or for dinner at las. Warrens. People dress up and put on faceu paint all the time he seems like a good kid and was obviously enjoying himself. O dp so of course, deadspin has had to put a stop to that becausuted the cant stand a child enjoying anything other than a drag queen lap dance. Ro the recap recap. Roller back at sports site deadspin alleged that a childlee with his face painted in his Football Team colors was actually blackface his foo. Ac the Scumbag Writer had to face the new Community Notes function of elon musks ex. Law in record time, Community NotesPaowedmo Kids full photo not jut the half painted black, but for whitey hater karen phillips, who just made himself the Jussie Smollett of sports journalism. It didnt matter, Phillips Addef Thd that quote this is wht happens when you ban books stand against critical rac thise and try to erase centuries of hate. You give future Generationto Ers the ammunition. They need to evolve and recreate racism better than beforeneede an. A yo a young kid wearing his Favorite Team colors a cheate racism Betterg S Favo N before and accusing a child of that. Its howt ow your racing hate, karen. You. So they decided to defame a third grader for having fun at a football game. You. Sensin g that momentum hada finally shift against these trke witch trials. Karens bosses quickly removed the photo and added mealyd of mouthed apology. They said, we regret any suggestion tand adde that we wee attacking the fan. It was suggestive. When kudlow answers the door wearing lingerie, thats buggestive the. But when your writer says a young fan found, a way to hate black people and the Native Americans at the same time, youre not suggestack peoe voting. Youre defaming the very people who make the sports spble. E fossible but it got worse for deadspinher in their dead beat writer a few months later. This happened. Ist now that nine year old boys family is suing deadspin for maliciously and wantonly attacking the child, alleging deadspin, is race drenchede to agenda and the story is eveni more hilarious and thacat the kd is also a member of the two match tribe. My onl ay hope is that little chiefs fan gets enough money to buy deadspin and turn it into a pickleball courts. Welcourt. L, it turns out my prediction about this kid getting rich off, It Mighttuallh actually, because now with the sale of deadspin, they got an infusione of d cash to pay the s for when he wins the lawsuit. So you can hang out with Nickhag Sandmann on their private yacht. So get justice. All right, ill take it. Than k you. E real h on the real hero. So justice prevaileded and deadspin was dropped like Leo Dicaprios on her 25thle birthday. The journalisom world hasnt taken a hit like this since. Kilmeade last book on Warren Hardings chroniclt likee the. As for the future of deadspin, the parent says, quote, the new owners plan regaake a different content regarding the sites overall sports coverage. Okay overall, well, heres a dit approach. Try the truth. Try thy, but who g knows . Give it a shot. It will feeliv weird at first, but like a vibrating plug. Youll get used to itt like. E so ive heard. Thats what they tell me. But deadspin is just the latest laws outlet to experience layoffs after vice buzzfeed, the feminist, jezebel, crack messenger, time magazine, business insiderel, and probabla a bunch of other places that didnt produce any journalism that anybody cared about. Its what killed sports illustrated, which used to be an Institution Beforest becoming a Mental Institution dedicateitutiod, to punishing tn who make up their core audience with Swimsuit Models who nee tdo extra room to hide their. You might as well dump Ice Cold Gatorade in our undies. But the story here is about how the lefts finally learning that hit pieces on regulararnint people is no replacement for content. It may please loserst it might , but it makes you a terrible person. Deadspit maken go round and d out what every pro athlete knows. If you stink at your job, you wont have it for long though there are a fewou exceptions. Of course. So lets close things outs c with some wisdom from portnoy who knows a thing or two about Running A Successfulsful Sports Site to deadspin. Everybody gets fired again,t though, just get it. St pretty miserable hating life. Nevedont r laughing. It its never going to pay the bills. Senever goine you on the employe again. And thats tomorrow of this story. Making up lies the angerweb people can generate some quick web traffic, but hate clicks are not a business plan. You and when you lie to people and insult them for noticing that youre lyin pd insultg, thy to go away. People watch and read about sports for entertainin gor it, not lectures. Its the same reason they drink beer, watch movies and gt lectue about their lives like normal humans. And if you keep telling them theres racist, Sexistlike Norms ,theyre going to take their business elsewhere. Meanwhile, what about the author T Karen Of The Repulsivehe Deadspin article . Wellulsive, he was named in the lawsuit and he was one of the writers who got fired. Theters hes already updated his profile pic on linkedin to say open to work. But if he wants to continue to falsely accuse white people of racism, he can always work at msnbc. Lets welcome tony guest. He likes his women liketoni he likes his comedy dark. Comedian joe mackey. E talk she talks so fast her wordsords get carsick. Our number two cohost, emily campagna. This also has a lot of followers. Dont make him cross that bridge or Battap Jesuo Ann her idea of gaining weight is putting on more hair. New york times Besstting Ont G author and Fox News Contributor dr. Matthew, a lot of people dont realize that you were once a professiona a ll. You were, uh, and i dont knowkw what you were, but you were an athlete. Well, some people dont consider bodybuilding really a professional athlete, but yeah, i guess some of. Yeah. Die gues yes. Are you glad that deadspin is now dea glad . Im going to withhold judgment because deadspin was bought Judgemese A European Comy and europe. Plus sports. Greg often equals soccer and personally, i would rather be smeared as a racist than endure a four hour long zerour zero tie. I mean, what do i care if i h people call me racist . I have a lot of black acquaintances. Ntance yeah. S. Can youcan you name one . Pass that. All right. Gy, are we starting to see a Revolution Against woke media . As you all you see all of thesre examples just falling away. I thinks. A s i Think Revolution is a strong word, and its in this sort of, like, formalized fashion. But i think were seeingseeing accountability. Were seeing reaction. And i think the masses have beethn, to your point, revolting for quite some time in the form of their pocketbooke and what they dont or what they do. Read and listen to. Nored one reads or listens to deadspin because they were full of. But now were sort of seeing it now, i think, normalizing the marketplace. N the maplacewhat love is the bd of directors . Their letter to all of the employees. Where they said just you guys know just not we werent shopping around as ifomebod that matters to someone that was just fired like, okay,e its having your one of your parents be like, well, she came on to me. I wasnt lookingee i wa for are the affair. Like, bottom line, theyre out of work. But its a good thing becaus oue the end of the day that the platforms that have been publishing these totally extremist views for that clickbaithing the so that y could increase the ad buys that was destructive, that destroyed families, that destroyed livelihoods, the ones we know about areined the ones that gained notoriety in lawsuits and in in mainstreain lawsum media. Eopl but there were a lot of people that were hurt and that were malignedt t. And these guys just keep choking out that content. They keep getting paid for it. And now not anymore. So i love watching this dumpster. I i wont reserve judgment. I pass judgment all the way. Thm lovingt reserv this. All right. It is okay. Part of me is like, you dont want to rejoice whenne people lose their jobs, except that the people who held these Jobs Wouldjobs E rejoice whenoie people got their lives turned Upsidee Go Down by their clickbait. Oh, wow. Mom spoke in a big fat blender this morning with smoking. Smokn deadspin packed the night. Yeah, but an ancient chinese uber driver once told me, go woke, go broke. Okay. And what it comes back to is that theres actually no audience for this type of material. They dont exist. In fact, actually, they they do exis. T. Just tend to chop off the, you know, like the weird mentally ill people that nobody wants to be around that are teaching our childrebodyn. Yeah. Those are the people that hee actually tuning in to these headlines but normal people that watch. Gutfeld thankal peopl. When there are no people with some sad were not clicking on that stuff. Go so its to go broke. Theyre going to go outes of business and its a failedtey strategy and people are starting to see it manifest now. You know, it did helpre seeis like us because we would then use them for content to just all overause we them. Oh yeah. This is why i hope the view never gets Cancelethat Id Becaud then were gone. Were gone, but were still to fill the hole that brian stelter, let kat bring. Yeah, it was a big hole. Very, very. Where do you think . Imagine youre then where do you go to find another job . G do you go back to school, get a becaee and go into academeo sch yeah, because what else can you do . N yoi write, i guess. I mean, you just think that weve kind of seen this thi coming when they actually published an article tryingrold. To cancel a nine year old. Yeah, a nine year old kid. Arl i mean, so that was an articlee that was pitched and then went through editors and it actually was published. I would like to knownd. H what were the pitches that were rejected. Yeah. If thatre s the one thats getting through this is actually the best that does happen has to offer,r its actually worse than we even kno w. Why were people offering to write that . They were saying. At wer . You know what . No. So i think that as bad as we see it is, its way wors. S wee. We even know. Im trying to think, like, could you see, like, is your Infant Racist . I guess you could just you could just go younger. Yeah. How would you want to bet if you if youre at home right no w. And you googled is your Infant Racist . That will probably would tell you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, i bet theres an article. Yeaherpoint the. Ka kind of point to cat,t though. A lot of nine year olds are and deserve to be canceled and theyre Gettinnceled Ag Awat free. You know the kids, the bus stop was like, you should take those epic whosu you if grantei i were nine years old and with a group of nine year olds, i would come after groupf. You, joe, you just you scream. Please bully me. Groupsu scream of children, uh, they holler, run, forced. Im like, how you even seen that movie that youre definitely racist though i got yeah well he is wearing a members only jacket yeahaware youre not allowed to wear that tep its members only. Im kidding. Thats not a racist jacket. 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