[cheers and applause] >> greg: i agree with you, every one of you delicious people. happy tuesday. well, it only took a few thousand years but it's happened. hell freezes over. >> greg: yes, hell has frozen over. hillary, get your ice skates ready. how else could you explain universities losing both cnn and that's like krispy kreme losing the support of lizzo. following last week's hearings on campus anti-semitism fa read called on school to abandon their political insanity. roll it. >> the ever growing bureaucracy devoted to he can was it diversity and inclusion remains more time and energy be spent on these issues. the most obvious lack of diversity political diversity which affects their ability to analyze many issues is never addressed showing these goals are not centrally related to achieving or sustaining or building excellence. what we saw in the house hearing this week was the inevitable results of decades of the politicization of universities. america's top colleges are no longer seen as bastions of excellence but partisan outfits which means they will keep getting busted by political storms as they emerge. they should a ban deny this long on politics regain core strengths and rebuild their reputations as centers of research and learning. >> greg: whoa. psychic can see right through me. now for what may be the first time ever, he nailed it. what's next, sound financial advice from jim kramer? but what those tonight tonight when its revealed is the truth. why you get grades more inflated than kim kardashians ass, where ideologies get disguised as majors and more useless than a fur parka in florida and the lack of political diversity from schools from what they were intended to do create place of learning, fellowship and blackout drunkenness. to find a bigger echo chamber you need to go to the grand canyon and holler jesse watters has hair plugs. i urge you to do that. and out of all that is what you see now on the streets, stuff like years for palestine, shutting down major bridges. you know what happens to gay people in gaza. the only time they block the street is when they're thrown off a roof onto one. universities advise students not to speak but to align with the protests. the mob hasn't been this popular since prohibition. harassment and intimidation becomes free speech and free speech is deemed unsafe and the idiotic hearings were the result because, for some reason, jews are exempt from protections afforded to others. it's not about unpleasant speech. we're all for that. how else am i still employed. but it's about crossing to a place where after an atrocity is exited mobs direct their rage specifically at fellow students. something you could never do before. well, unless you were a conservative speaker, of course. which brings us once again to claudine gay, harvard's pres unable to state it was against harvard's speech code. you couldn't get a fatter softball if you were stelter's urologist. big. big ball. two of 'em. after years of punishing students for thought crimes like misgendering and agreeing with a republican, hard varred found a speech it was willing to defend calls for genocide. despite a push for donors and lawmakers for gay to resign more than 500 faculty members signed a letter supporting her here's some from the governing board. president gay is the right leader to help our community heal and a address the societal issues we're facing. you have to love the verb heal. they're expecting her to heal a wound she inflicted. like cleaning a wound with kid rock's bath water. meanwhile the school is losing a billion in donations. when you make that much cash disappear you've either pissed off the wrong people or you've launched cnn plus. of course there's also the plagiarism accusations against gay, we already told you about her ripping off part of her doctoral dissertation according to the washington free beacon her dissertation as well as three other papers she wrote between '93 and 2017 used the work of almost 20 authorizes without proper at contribution. i know. they claim she lifted entire paragraphs from existing works, academia's version of smash and grab where you can plainlying rise 950 words and there's no punishment. but that's more heavy lifting than a fork lift feeding joy behar. a dozen collars analyzed her papers with one concluding definitely plagiarism violating the school's own policies. harvard expels students for that. so why are they keeping their president around? oh, that's right, she checks more boxes than an employee at foot lacquer. you know, there's only one president who ever survived that much plainlying rising. how do you deter future you can't. it's only a crime if you're white. a zero tolerance policy around plagiarism disproportionately harms black and latinx students. none of this makes sense unless you look at it through the warped and greasy lens of identity politics like the apd claiming the presidents of harvard penn and mit are only under attack because they're women. that's that mong any, the brutal attacks on women by hamas, eh. but this is. conduct is irrelevant because identify i had the trumps all. calling someone he when he prefers she is a hate crime but chanting from the river to the sea at students while according them in locker rooms, they're colin iceers. though school presidents couldn't speak out against anti-s anti-semitism for the same reason they couldn't oust their president. it's not the truth. they wouldn't know the truth if it kicked them in their balls or va whine a depending what they're using that day. once they go through that political staff they stay there even if it means humiliating themselves on tv. why would you pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to be miseducated by these liars. i should start my own university, gutfeld u and gus could be president. he couldn't be any worse than these mutts. and unlike them. he's never lied to anybody and when he makes a mess he doesn't blame anyone else. >> period! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. he's actually too white to qualify as caucasian, fox news contributor tom shillue! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he still goes to the mall to sit on santa's lap, host of the jim norton and john roberts show jim norton. despite his gubernatorial loss he'll always be our choice for gubiner lee zeldin. and her elf on the shelf is in witness protection. new york times best selling chore and fox news contributor kat timpf. >> greg: jim always a pleasure to see you. >> jim: bigger pleasure to see you. >> greg: that makes both of us. imagine you were running a comedy college and you told these young students that stealing jokes is wrong and then one kid says, but you stole much of your material in the '90s from kip adot a. >> jim: i would agree, yell. >> greg: how could you teach these kids about something being wrong if you, yourself, violated? how can she still be president? >> jim: first of all she stole her appearance from steve urkel. i don't think anybody is shocked. i despise this woman but i don't know that she plagiarized because she did give credit she just didn't put the quotes right. i this you she did what i did in school which is fill the space. like say, and then so and so said and then leave like a five paragraph quote because i didn't feel like writing five paragraphs. >> greg: yeah. and back then we didn't have the cut and paste thing it was harder to us. >> jim: absolutely my grandmother had to read it to me out of an encyclopedia and i had to type it god bless her. >> greg: i used encyclopedia for everything. >> jim: exactly, stand them up in front of the window appear peek in. >> greg: tom, as a known white supremacist, how do you feel about the rise of anti-semitism on campus. it must warm you to the bone. >> tom: i'll tell you the. look i think it's great she's staying here because now she will be very visible in her role and will be stuck there at harvard and everyone knows what a total, totally unimpressive person she is. and now we've read her dissertation which is so boring, even if she didn't blajurize it it was boring. they said oh we're just going to add the quotes back in. they're going to put the quotes in and say it's okay we'll put the quotes in for you. >> greg: no way you can punish a kid now because all he has to say is but the president. >> it's all dei stuff she got the job because dei never shuts up about dei, did a doctorate on dei. imagine if i did a dissertation on barber shop war at the time and lawn bowling. i knew she wouldn't resign i said the other day on fox news, she's going to have to go. no, no, no. she's the first black president of harvard she's going go ahead fire me. they're not going to fire her. >> greg: she's bulletproof and i mean that metaphorically by the way. i don't want any letters from smith and wes on. lee, can colleges be fixed at this point? i mean it seems like the indoctrination has gone so far, this is like a spasm. i see this as like the pendulum is kind of swinging back. what are your thoughts. >> lee: i think u-penn is showing you can i cans if it and they took action over the weekend. the president is now gone, the chair of the board of trustees is gone. there are some universities that are actually very much leaning into this issue and if they were standing there, sitting there at last week's hearing and they were asked the question they would have said, yes, a call for genocide would violate our code of conduct. there was a long time where people, not just around our country, but even around the rest of the world, people would ask, what is the best university in america? and people would say it's harvard. harvard doesn't realize how much they're destroying their brand. it's like after bud light and the whole dylan mulvaney they're all sitting around the board defending it like no we should keep her on. we should keep her as our spokesperson. they're making such a big mistake. it's a sign if 500 faculty members want to keep this? they're not going to improve their culture there. you talk about the plagiarism and the section adding co-station marks, if you look at one paragraph against the other, clearly plagiarism they want to say she did it proactivelyively. like all this outrage and being called out on it, it wasn't plagiarism but by the way i'm going to proactively add the quotation marks and the citations there. this the really think the rest of us are idiots. so many americans held harvard in such high regards. they clearly look so much down on the rest of all of us. >> greg: exactly. you know it's a club that once you get in you're in for life. all the doors open for you when you go to harvard, and that's why they've always kind of held on to that power. but we realize the emperor has no clothes. that's something i just coined now. >> wow. >> greg: i know. that's something though, there's a connection here, kat, between the plagiarism and the hearing. their opinions at the hearing weren't their own. they hired a law firm, at least two used the same law firm paid thousands of dollars an hour to come up with this opinion. so it was no different than her coming up with er had own opinions on her paper. it's kind of like this is how you enable kind of the non-thinking elitists. what say you, kat? >> kat: i agree with that. >> greg: oh. >> kat: well if you talk about the first amendment it is true it does depend, a call for genocide, however harvard specifically is the only university in the history, when the foundation of rights, individual expression, whatever, it ranked it negatively in free speech. not just a zero but below a zero. so i think that we should have that, she said that, keep that ready for, we have the election coming up next year, if conservative students want to bring certain speakers on campus or certain things in support for trump for example, you can't say that's violence. you can't say misgendering someone is violence. that's why we have these. if you want to be pro first amendment that's very exciting to me right? but i don't buy it because of everything else that the school has done. but yeah it is also remarkable that they said it disproportionately affects back and latin x people i saw that on twitter and thought what a stupid joke someone's trying to make and it was serious. >> greg: i thought of it as something that would inevitably come up and it did. it's ridiculous >> kat: yeah. >> can i say, what's his name fareed, him making that speech oh they talk too much about politics, comedians have been saying that for 20 years. the fact that he says this he shouldn't be applauded you should say where were you in two thousand. stop listening to these idiots. >> greg: it's a little too late. >> sorry, i didn't mean to bomb. >> greg: i love you jim. up next a comedian enjoys when cancel culture destroys. ♪ still disrupts my skin. despite treatment it disrupts my skin with itch. it disrupts my skin with rash. but now, i can disrupt eczema with rinvoq. rinvoq is not a steroid, topical, or injection. it's one pill, once a day. many taking rinvoq saw clear or almost-clear skin while some saw up to 100% clear skin. and, they felt dramatic and fast itch relief some as early as 2 days. that's rinvoq relief. rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. serious infections and blood clots, some fatal, cancers including lymphoma and skin cancer, death, heart attack, stroke, and tears in the stomach or intestines occurred. people 50 and older with at least one heart disease risk factor have higher risks. don't take if allergic to rinvoq, as serious reactions can occur. tell your doctor if you are or may become pregnant. disrupt the itch and rash of eczema. talk to your doctor about rinvoq. learn how abbvie can help you save. the virus that causes shingles is sleeping... in 99% of people over 50. it's lying dormant, waiting... and could reactivate. shingles strikes as a painful, blistering rash that can last for weeks. and it could wake at any time. think you're not at risk for shingles? it's time to wake up. because shingles could wake up in you. if you're over 50, talk to your doctor or pharmacist about shingles prevention. >> greg: thank you. thank you. i'm going to thank every single one of you. now that he's off the air a comic thinks cancel culture's fair. he used to be edgy now he deserves a wedgie. daniel once hosted a show on comedy central, who hasn't, but now says he supports cancel culture which is like a hotdog vender supporting a ban on pork by-products. he built a brann being defensive and edgy and admits he now deserves whatever backlash he receives. in fact he thinks it's great. cancel people. >> i think it's great. cancel people. i think people deserve it. obviously it's not a real thing where oh, your livelihood is gone. >> yeah. >> but as someone who's said and done horrible things constantly i've had backlash and i deserve it there has to be consequences and i don't think there's a problem with evolving and i used to be able to say this and now i can't. fine, good, i'm okay with that. >> greg: what a douche. cancel culture is not a real thing? tell that to paula dean. although she may call you the n word. naughty. what about small business owners who got boycotted and the reputations ruined? because it's not enough for the left to avoid companies that don't support their causes they have to make sure no one else does business with them either.. but you have a point daniel cancel culture is not a real thing when you're a liberal ask howard stern sarah silverman jimmy kimmel. did black face get them cancelled? it got them fruit baskets from the lefty of the month club and he supports cutting relatives out of your life if you don't agree with him politically. i'll bet he's happy to get rid of family members. >> greg: i'm happy to get rid of family members. >> that's a good boundary to have. >> as soon as i see how they vote i'm like you're out. >> greg: they must be heart broken to miss out on your dinner takes. i have a feeling they're happy to get rid of him too. there's a difference, criticism is free speech and sometimes even helps the person being criticized. while cancellation is what happened to tosh's tv show. kat this is the first time i've heard of tosh in years and seems like cancel culture's almost a non-issue because you're seeing megyn kelly hosted a debate by nbc. why do you think he's doing this now? >> kat: if he wanted to be on fox news he could have just asked. that's the one thing he could say to get everybody to talk about it, right? because he is best known for saying controversial things and, of course, there's a difference between holding someone accountable versus saying the whole person is irredeemable but this is the one thing he could have said in an attempt to make himself relevant. hey, how are you. >> exactly. he can clip this. tom do you think this is an apology tour hoping for the warm embrace into the entertainment industry? >> tom: that's what i thought. i think the title should have been comedian wants to do a judd movie right because that's what you do, you want to get into the good graces of hollywood start being politically correct. maybe he was hitting on this interviewer who was this woman? because that's what you do when you're talking to women sometimes you fake liberal politics. >> greg: you will say anything. >> tom: i don't know if he's married or not if he is he was probably trying to hit on the girl. when i saw this i was wondering is he kidding because he was so politically incorrect so it may be that he was kind of joking around or something. i don't know >> greg: you're being quite charitable. >> tom: i know. i want to give him an inch because he was cancelled for making jokes so he should under that. he's either going through something or he's kidding. >> greg: i don't remember what he was cancelled for. >> tom: jokes of sexual salt or something of that nature. >> greg: that's a good segue for you, jim. >> jim: yes. and believe me if someone's going to give him an inch it will be me. [laughter] >> jim: tosh has funny standup and almost feels like stockholm syndrome where the whole thing, evolve, yeah it's great but you can't evolve at gunpoint, that's not real evolution that becomes a performance to stop the attack. you should never be punished. never -- accountable is one thing but you should never be punished for artistic expression. your punishment should be people don't like you and don't go see you see. whether the virgin marry painted in dunning, steven king killing children in books, artistic expression should never be punished other than people not patronizing you because they don't like what you're doing. tosh shouldn't be capsled for the jokes he made. roseanne was cancelled, lost an oscar shane gill is lost saturday night live. don't tell me it is a not real it's a very real thing the idea that shane bounced back and has an amazing career. you can't say it's not real he's working, it doesn't mean that t it's the intent on removing your career. the culture is on the intent of removing your career. it's not about hey you're decimated you can never eat again. these guys were effectively targeted because they said unpopular or rude jokes. >> greg: people went through their past to look for the things. they're just can you seey little people. lee, what about this thing about cutting off family members over political views. i feel like that goes one way. like if you're on the right generally you never cut out anybody and you put up with your crazy aunt or, you know, the freshman coming home from college. but if it's the other way around, they have nothing to do with you. you can't come over for dinner, you voted for trump. you know. >> lee: i definitely have more tolerance to hear the incoming, to receive it, than the other way around. so i just keep the peace amongst