[cheers] >> greg: it is true, we're back! happy monday, everybody. so today's democrats are as confused as mulvaney's gynecologist. because what big name dames are realizing now, after all the posturing about standing with the oppressed and speaking truth to power the party is now officially in lead with rapists, murderers and anti-semites and they didn't even have to join a prison gang. let's watch a democrat talking head try to explain october 7 aw away. >> i have seenlot of women speak out against using rape as a weapon of war. but downright silent on what we saw on october 7 and what might be happening inside gaza right now to these hostages. why is that? >> i mean, i don't know that that's true. we always talk about the impact of war on women in particular, but i think we have to remember that israel is a democracy. that's why they are a strong ally of ours, and if they do not comply with international humanitarian law, they are bringing themselves to a place that makes it much more difficult strategically for them to be able to build the kinds of allies. >> greg: yes, it's about israel complying with the law. but what law exactly? is there law on how to react to the mass rape of women? one more time, dana. >> with respect, i was just asking about the women and you turned it back to israel. i'm asking you about hamas. in fact -- >> i already answered your question, dana. i said it horrific and i think rape is horrific. sexual assault is horrific. i think it happens in war situations. terrorist organizations, like hamas, obviously, are using these as tools. however, i think we have to be balanced about bringing in the outrageous against palestinians. >> and it's horrible but you don't see israeli soldiers raping -- >> dana, we're not -- i don't want this to be the hierarchy of oppression. >> greg: huh? so there you go in just three words, hierarchies of oppression. she put mass rape in context. you know what happens in war situations. it's just a tool. but hey, we need balance. balance. how is that even possible? well, when your entire worldview is broken down into either victim or victimizer and the crimes of the so-called victims are always excusable, then of course you wouldn't think a little thing like rape by hamas terrorists would be a big deal. she's symbolic of all the progressive women that aren't coming out against october 7, an event that should not be terrorized as terror but sexual atrocity. that needs to be said. sexual atrocity because that phrase puts these apologists objecon the spot because just by calling it terror -- you can't do that with sexual atrocity because where in history is justification for that? it needs to be posed to everyone marching because we've been too easy on these ghouls. they need to come face-to-face with the reality of that event. it a sexual atrocity and every moment spent on batch of the perpetrators makes them an accomplice. the question to all of them should be, what's your stance on sexual atrocity? because you're marching not against sexual atrocity but against victims of it. and it's something squad members like pramula should remember when she wafers it away. she's the feminist champion that once tweeted they owed to it sexual survivors everywhere not to confirm brett kavanaugh to the supreme court based on a decades old allegation, with no police reports or evidence. yet now they downplay sexual atrocity with mountains of gruesome proof. i guess young israeli women are not brave, compelling or credible enough for her. anyone want to help her find her moral compass? oh, here it is, it was stuck up her ass the whole time. [laughter] >> greg: don't be -- [applause] >> greg: thank you. i'll take it. but don't be too surprised by this. these confused women think women have dongs. here's the deputy director when asked to call out hamas. >> is there ran, sarah, you can't specifically call out hamas and the mounting evidence now over seven weeks, that israeli investigators have collected? >> you mean women always supports impartial independent investigations into any series allegations of gender-based or sexual violence? these investigations are led by the office of the high commissioner of human rights. consequently in this context, and within the un system it's the independent international commission of inquiry, which for us has the mandate to investigate all alleged violations. >> greg: what a dog face pony soldier. do you realize she gets paid to talk like that by us? so many words, so little meaning. if the u.n. can't call out sexual atrocity what good are they for? i haven't heard that kind of double talk since the time i took mushrooms and tried to listen to emily compano. let me translate. i'm a woman and my job is to advocate for women and maybe hamas raped and killed women but we need to investigate further and those vows coos have been staged. believe all women except now when we believe no women because they are jewish, even though we have the tape, confessions and bodies. fwrepds like that who needs ted poppedy. the u.n. calls themselves the global champion for gender equality and it took to him two months to condemn hamas? two months? are they communicating by terror pigeon? what as holes, they could say they are calling for peace in palestinian occupied territory. maybe u.n. demand release of all the hostages first but maybe they are too busy asking hamas leaders to verify their pronounce. give it a try. trust me. your pronoun would be headless. you see the point. [applause] >> greg: something is horribly wrong here and as we enter an election year the democrats have a major in-house problem. they claim to represent women but whicich women exactly? the ones who pretend to be women because that's all that's left. who is left to defend when you ignore victims of sexual atrocity? the fact is we have to admit that this movement isn't just okay orchestrated but also insane. why are so many women willing -- it's an energy shift from one joyless existence to another. perhaps in a society of leisure, they migrated to extreme beliefs. they cheer for rape because they are bored and not in danger. at least not yet. it begs a question about lefty women in. sports they favor men or women. in family they favor punitive activists over moms. in cities they place the right of criminals over female victims and now they happily ignore sexual atrocity. do female leftists hate women or just themselves? this is where the left's energy resides and on our campuses it's where the left's future resides so president biden, traditional democrats, all that are left, base a wing of their party with massage in us fascists. call it what you want, the anti-capitalist wing, the anti-israel wing or sexual atrocity caulkist. could the women of the democratic party have the guts to speak truth to that power? like my dad used to say before throwing me into the pool don't hold your breath. let's welcome tonight's guests. his jokes are like his jacket. we're still waiting for a good one. folks across america, jimmy -- she's been around more nba players than athletes' foot. emily austin. she's like a cane, straight, thin, and wanted by grandpas. "new york times" best-selling author, kat timpf. you can see him coming from a mile away. "new york times" best-selling author and comedian, former weight champion tyus. jimmy, your a fashion atrocity. >> there it is. >> where are all the pro-women now? when it actually matters? the pro-women-women. >> fair. this defense of hamas shocked me and as a former new york city cab driver, i know half of hamas. >> greg: that's just a joke. america's cab drivers are wonderful people. >> the best of the best. >> greg: and they also smell great. >> do they ever. you made a fine point. you did make a fine point. although i'm happy to know i'm back from reno and you're still yourself, an ass hole, but anyway, anyway, okay, if you remember what were we convicting kavanaugh on the left based on? his yearbook. a scribble in a yearbook to them was proof that he had committed rape 35 years ago, and that was enough to run on. believe all women. now we have women. we have corpses, video, although i will say this if they went through the hamas yearbook, girl who wins best looking a goat. you know what i mean? >> that's someone's wife. >> but isn't it amazing, though, when you think about why they are doing this, a serious point, it's sick. okay? she's trying to create this moral equivalency to give people emotional permission to forgive hamas. by saying we've got to be balanced. they are trying to say to you, of course, you should be upset about the rape, but let's not forget they are giving people the emotional convenience. there is no equivalence. >> greg: also, emily, it's like, they are the ones calling for proportionate response but what is the proportionate response to if mass rape? to sexual atrocity? i think everything is on the table. >> i think the proportionate means idea should count 1,200 civilians, break into their homes and slaughter them, rape them, burn them alive. behead the same amount of babies, break the same amount of cervixes and bones that they did and that's proportionate but that's not an option anymore. there is no proportionality when it comes to eradicating terrorism, and what disgusts me, first of all, she's in our government. you should be ashamed of yourself. i don't even know what her name is. so-called feminists, and all of these so-called allies of women are sudden blind and deaf when it comes to the rape and countless video evidence that comes with this rape. and the same women that march with black lives matter and the lgbtq opportunity, they are all standing with pal line. you need to start and get on the right side of history and stop being a hypocrite. jewish lives matter, too, i'm sorry. all lives matter, so do jews. >> greg: all right. kat, how are you doing? >> i'm all right. >> greg: that's good. that's the important thing. what do you make of her response on cnn? >> kat: okay, because the situation in the middle east is obviously very complicated, right? geopolitical issues, very complicated. so if i were in that situation, and i was asked specifically about the violent rape of jewish women, i would be like, okay, great, softball question. i'm against that. >> greg: yes. she actually -- she actually added a but. >> kat: if i didn't, i said that's awful. and then you're done. >> greg: exactly. you go to the green room and have a doughnut. >> kat: people have done this, democrats and republicans, right? but to me, that should be a very easy question to answer. >> greg: we know, though, we always know as time goes on, the will weakens, and then all of a sudden you have the context people. and then that's where the buts show up. oh, yes, it was wrong, but -- and then the but goes away. >> i thought you were building a butt, why you did it uphill. >> greg: what's your take, tyus? >> historically, elimination of women was the prize, you kill all the men and breed them out by raping all the women and it was fashionable and barbaric times and eventually mantha supposedly became enlightened, and don't [bleep] even then they didn't say but. >> greg: there was no but. >> but that's the thing, and the more i look at this the more i realize there is no group. there is no women. there is no black. there is no white. it is -- that's used when you need to prove your point when you can't back it up with any integrity or facts. like why are they not caring about the jewish women that were raped because their plight is not on their side of the fence. it's only important to me if it affects me. kavanaugh bothered me so i found something he didn't do, when he was a young punk 35 years ago, don't care, he's not part of my agenda and i'll go after him. we allowed this to start, with police, white women, white, white is in fair play for all these groups of people, they can say anything and they can do anything behind the group. black lives matter, supported hamas. you can say that but if they call you out on social media and say how could you? then the apology breaks out because everyone is afraid of the group. when i speak i don't represent black america. i represent tyus, that's it, and if i'm trouble, greg, every time you say something wrong you're offending the black community, no, you offended mo because i'm sensitive and i just happen to be black. >> greg: very sensitive. [applause] >> greg: very sensitive. i can tell you want to say something but i've got to move on. >> you're welcome to. give democrats credit. one democrat of all the democrats, has done the right thing at every turn, fetter man. he spoke up on behalf of the hostages because he looks like a guy who would take hostages. give him credit. >> greg: also chuck schumer. a young boy seeks to make some emoji tweets. ah mornings! cough? congestion? i'm feeling better. all in one and done with new mucinex kickstart. headache? better now. new mucinex kickstart gives all-in-one and done relief with a morning jolt of instant cooling sensation. it's comeback season. icy hot. ice works fast. ♪ heat makes it last. feel the power of contrast therapy. ♪ so you can rise from pain. icy hot. ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ [bell ringing] and doug says, “you can customize and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual.” he hits his mark —center stage— and is crushed by a baby grand piano. are you replacing me? with this guy? customize and save with liberty bibberty. he doesn't even have a mustache! oh, look! a bibu. 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>> i'm like you, i'm not going -- >> i'm pro kid. >> kat: you can't do that i'm not allowed to an opinion on a 10-year-old other than great job, buddy. he doesn't realize that some of us, he's lucky he needs glasses because some of us had to wear them with perfect vision for years like me, i'm nearsighted now, but i look better with glasses. >> greg: by far more attractive. if you could have an emoji what would it be? >> i said i was the alarm clock emoji just like an alarm clock i will keep making noises until you pay attention to [applause] [laughter] >> greg: tyus, this is my emoji. >> kat: shocker. >> feels right. >> greg: it's the poop. it's the poop. unnecessary. you don't want an emoji? >> i'm a grown ass man. an emoji, i either talked to them or ignored them. no emoji for me. first of all with my plus size hands trying to push the damn button and i would end up sending the wrong vegetable and you would never see me again. >> kat: we all know you want an eggplant. >> i plame the parents on this one. they saw those glasses. it was -- and they are like, his father has a sense of humor. he wanted to be good in school so he put the nerd glasses on him. be mom and dad. i have kids and i'm hard on them all the time. so this is a good idea, but i don't know if apple will do it for him because he's not claiming some form of gender atrocity. >> greg: that's true. >> he can identify as a son or something like that, unfortunately, just because he's asking, give him an "a" but also tell him, life is tough, man, it's going to get tougher than that suck it up. >> greg: that's true. he's not part of an aggrieved group. yet there is still time. i can't ask you that question because you're too young. i'll save that for what's his face. does he have a good point or is he just looking for attention? >> kat: i thought when i read the article, a grown man, just another sensitive kid but what he hasn't learned is after the age of 12020 -- my parents should have been lucky as i nerd. what are kids going to be mean to you about. teddy is so smart, he got such a good grade and he works for google. he doesn't realize what a compliment he is. >> greg: it's a badge of honor and i love beating to him up when they were poor. jimmy, is this like the modern vision of carly simon's, "your so vain." you're so vain you probably think this emoji is about you. >> i get it. how do lose a guy in 10 days. >> greg: that reference is beyond me. >> it's a lot. there are two camps on. this some say you shouldn't have the buck tooth emoji. some say you should. the correct answer is, who gives a [ bleep ]? it's like, we're putting way too much weight into the wrong things. what happens in an emoji has no bearing on the real world. if it did you and i would be going to a man's baby shower this saturday. you know what i'm saying? it doesn't matter. that's the point. >> greg: that is true. a man's baby shower. >> my emoji, do you want to know? >> greg: yes. >> this is from my heart, my favorite thing in the world is to smoke a cigar, because it takes me to a happy place and increases my chance of getting a date with monica lewinsky. >> kat: my pronounce are yours/highness. i'm a queen. oh, my godk i'll wearing it wrong. i'll just wear this. >> i didn't realize i was on with the white meghan markle. >> greg: we've got to move on. up next, trump calls out an actor who used to have clout. ea, bass pro shops and cabela's club members save even more while supporting conservation during club member mondays. for the first time ever, club members receive up to an additional 15% off our best deals of the year, in-store, online, and even on sale items. every monday through christmas. plus, purchases over $500 receive 0% interest for 12 months on qualifying purchases. not a club member? join today and start earning free gear for your next adventure. 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