>> greg: isn't chthonic yes! -- isn't that sick? yes! happy thursday, everybody. so great to be here. if you want a textbook example of hysteria, look no further than the pronounce craze. a handful of years ago, this was never a thing. no one talked about it. it was as rare as hunter biden wearing pants. then all of a sudden it became a thing it grew and multiplied exponentially. it was like mold, rabbits or mitt romney's family. and the reason for this is pretty simple, kids. create a craze that's about them that brings attention to who they are and why wouldn't they embrace it? it sure beats eating tide on the tide podsor reading a children'k written by banderas. suddenly it became compulsory, specifically for those around the kids that are playing along. it's not hello i'm greg and i'm a z it's hello i'm greg and if you don't say i'm a z, i'll report you to the principal. what pronouns offered was an option for truly dull but needy people to gain attention and power over anyone in their vicinity. no longer did you have to do anything interesting or become knowledgeable in an area that might impress people, it was just me, me, me disguised as they, them or theirs which destroyed language. imagine telling your mom you're having a friend over from dinner and she asks, what time? and you say, oh, they'll be there at 7:00. and your mom screams, i didn't make enough meatloaf for that many people! and then, of course, she starts drinking and crying and drinking and crying and the next thing you know, you're covered in blood and cake mix. you see how it screws up basic communications but it's worse than that, because it's not about pronouns, it's about people, and people connect not through differences but similarities. and you never frontload a first impression like say at a job interview with a personal demand which makes it about you. i could safely say i've never met one interesting person that led with their pronoun because they didn't have to. thankfully, this fad is dying. people are waking up to this madness. take the school system in newport news, virginia. according to a new school policy, the faculty needs written permission from parents to use a different name or pronouns than the ones on a child's official record. now, true, in the good old days, parents only had to sign a permission slip for field trips, not power trips. but at least now, parents have a say which means if little tommy has been brain washed into believing he's a girl, you can't call him tammy unless his parents say so. and the school says nobody could be forced to use anybody else's pronouns. so you can't be coerced into this gender hokeypokey. god bless newport news for having some balls or ovaries. i didn't check. they're kind. same thing. but thankfully -- no, they're not -- but thankfully, the school recognizes they don't have more rights than a child's parents and once that's done, you stop feeding the flames of a stupid fad, because that's the nature of hysteria. it arrives and it scares people into obeying, even if there's no foundation for it. human history is filled with examples. the salem witch trials. the monkey men in india. the disturbing growth of recipe books by annoying morning pe people. take the dancing plague of 1518 began in strasbourg, france, when one woman started dancing in the streets and didn't stop within a week. within a month, 400 citizens were inflicted with the urge to dance often passing out from strokes, heart attacks and lack of exhaustion. they tried to exercise the demon infliction by constructing a stage and hiring musicians. the madness spread to germany, holland and switzerland. i believe we have an example. ♪ they had tape of those times. of course, they never found the root cause of this affliction. does it sound familiar? just a few years ago, none of this pronoun crap existed. all we had this was pesky thing called biology. never occurred to anyone to second guess that but by 2023 it changed and we indulged the change. this performative identity theater flooded social media which is the pusher of all pointless trends and it infected schools and the workplace. you could get fired from your job by making the wrong guess about a pronoun and it's literally a federal case to call someone he just because he is one. but the bigger story is that years ago, none of this existed. now it does. because like most trends, it's easily amplified it grew fast because there was a low bar of entry and it made people feel special. and feeling special trumped biological facts especially among the young who are already at odds with biology, especially if they have red hair. and -- you know, you can't find a kid smiling with red hair. it doesn't exist. we looked. spent hours. and it saddled the rest of us with new rules and customs to accommodate the inflicted but now we see the whole thing's artificial. we realize pronouns are now like man buns, a trend that never would have happened if david beckham just focused on soccer. but the fact is, interesting people don't need to lean into their preferred mow nouns. they're just who they are. gives me an idea for a new segment called that's their problem. that's great. it doesn't affect anybody on the panel. heather, though, you have offspring? yeah, i do. that's true. unfortunate for her? yes. do you feel like this is a trend that's near death? it feels like. i'm kind of saddened because i get so much content out of these pronoun stories. i don't know what i'm going to do to fill that empty hole in my life. you do? i don't think it's near death. i think you will have a long future there of continuing these segments on the pronouns. i do like that governor youngkin, did push back and he said, wait a minute, i'm firing back at the school systems because they're allowing minors . you know, as a mom of an eight year old little girl, for example, to for her to say she wants to be a man, i don't think at eight years old is again, i'm her mom. so i would like to be in charge of her pronouns, at least until she's 18. so at least governor youngkin pushed back enough to newport news and said, hey, you have to get parental written consent. and at the end of the day, it's not a political issue. it's about protecting the kids privacy and safety. and it goes back to whether or not you want the kids to wear a mask or even teaching them sexually explicit content in first grade. and it should come down to the parents. ultimately, their decision. jim, you may have kids someday say, but oh, no, i won't. i. you've never met my wife. andrew do you ever use pronouns in your kitchen? if so, elaborate? no, we don't use pronouns in the kitchen, but, you know, i've got to say, i'm going to go off script. that was really hurt with the knock on the recipe books. yeah. so? so i'm going. i'm going to lean into my feelings and my pain. and you didn't even address me by my pronouns when i came out here, which is medium and medium rare. and by not addressing me by my pronouns, i think that my mental health is at stake. stake stake. well done, my friend. yeah. you see? you see what i did there? but at least those. those are i'm going to. i'm going to go along with this strange little circus you've created. rare and medium rare. at least tell you something that is useful. all right, that is true. and i hear the meat's dead. it's not like they care. not all the time. oh, that's true. yeah. yeah i don't think i want to know more about that. andrew no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. i'm i'm still thinking about jim having kids, so, you know, we got a lot going on here. yes. yes do you think this craze is finally waning? yeah, it's waning. look, we pulled our kids out of school. a public school originally, and it's hard enough on the teachers to begin with. you know, these teachers get a list of all the names and just imagine you get a list of, like, 22 kids names on the first day of school. you've got to remember all of them. they all just are picking their nose. you don't know who's who and what's what. and you got to remember their name. so my son in public school for six months, they called him jimmy. right? his name is william. they called him jimmy. we just went along with it. we just went along with it. so now you throw a protein proteins, pronouns into the i'm thinking about the meat. yeah, i'm thinking about the meat. you throw pronouns into the mix and it's all over. these poor teachers. so is he just now, jimmy, we actually just don't even give him a name, so we just. it's silence. silence. now, that's nice. that's nice. oh, he's going to have a interesting childhood cat. if you were growing up in this era, do you think you would have gone for the pronouns? so you're. you're this is this monologue is really about you. you didn't need that sort of thing. you're just an interesting person. well, i can >> i can make anything about if being called they/them, if you're happy, i not also completely agree it should be compulsory. a first amendment across the board regardless how you feel about the speech. when it comes specifically to kids, okay, i don't have kids but i do have a dog. which a lot of us childless millennialist refer to them as kids. he goes to doggy day care, in that pie went to pick him up from doggy day care and i was like how was a call today? that's between me and carl. i feel like the only reaction i could have would be ma'am, i feel like you have an inappropriate relationship with my dog. >> that's a great point. that's true. good, good for you. 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i was about to make our own goods at home? i've already started. made a lamp. and a footstool. here's my new guest house. meanwhile, nypd putting a hiring freeze on new records because of budget cuts appealed by a multibillion dollar migrant. this is bad since the department already struggling to replace 3,000 uniformed cobs who retired or quit since 2019. a police unit leader says is hiring freeze is going to turn the nypd staffing crisis into a public safety disaster. it is true. pretty soon there will be no comps that will strip my holiday party. no, i'm the real victim here, heather. this is what drive me nuts. when target was targeted, their store, they just shut them down. they didn't put up a fight. they had these looting gangs come in, they didn't do anything, they just shut the stores and. in harlem or wherever. now you have the delivery people getting targeted. when will the companies or the insurance companies actually stand up and say something? >> interesting you said target. i'm not going to bore you with stats. co brian cornell says, customers are thankful that we put up these glass i don't think they are bulletproof, glass protectors for all the merchandise especially out in queens are doing it. the customers are saying, this is great because they had no inventory on the shelves. there was no stuff to buy, and as a consumer, it's going to cost the places to go up. it is not just inflation. a phrase you think i'll have a brick-and-mortar store, denting work during the blm rights. look at the poor helpless woman. one about her, when is jeff bezos going to take a stance and say this is not working? we need to keep our employees safe. >> so you are against lady truck drivers? >> she has a case to say that the company, hey, i feel unsafe, you need to do more or at least take a stronger stance in favor of law and order. >> greg: what they you're not here from corporations. insurance are taking care of it. andrew, is this affecting your business at all? >> in the restaurant industry, it's all dine . it is become as a whole coordinated effort amongst various groups and they talk about it online. we got to catch that early. i'm going to start prejudging everyone who is enters her door and providing bad food and bad service. that's a model, that the u.s. government. you know what -- with this story, i am going to tell you, call me cal is, i have no separate they, i'm gone it's gone up to the chain and gone out to amazon and fedex. 2020-2022, amazon, $60 million of democrats. here we aren't. they bought this policy. >> greg: exactly, now they have to live with it. >> is better than a porch pirates. let amazon get it. >> greg: how are you going to make to you if you can't order things. what's going to happen to your life? >> with her away and dying. >> greg: >> they are little impressive. the coordinated effort or, do they -- is a emails or zoom meetings are that they doing? how do they all know? i think, honestly, look at the body of work, you could hire them to do event planning except for i'd be worried they might steal from me. other than that, what if they apply themselves in any other way? >> greg: it is true, it takes a lot of work. the percentage taking blind products that you don't know, it can't be that good. it's like they steal from me, what are they going to get? you now -- >> jim, can i read something from my writers? >> shared. you do stand up in the city is a small and vulnerable man. do you ever feel unsafe believing you are near empty shows? or do you have a tactic for keeping the crazy people away from you? >> that's a really, really good long and specific question. really glad i wasn't prepared for it. winging an answer being small and insignificant. i'm actually preferring an empty room because there is less people that can harm me. for the polar show i put on. what was arrested along -- speak back why are they stealing -- they don't know what's and have been in and the stuff. >> hopefully they have a stool sample while they were on the way to the doctors. >> customers who have their boxes taken off their fat eyes, still get them faster than from the u.s. post office. the damage one of my other piss posters. >> greg: is like a game show. gwyneth paltrow could hosted. >> the police caught three of the steves and mathis and they said the car smelled like marijuana and the guy said it, we didn't steal it, we found the boxes on the street. we just pick them up, there were just sitting there. do you believe that? 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give the rest of us guys a chance, stud muffin. comedian doesn't need to be good-looking to get women. do what jim norton does. hey, them. just kidding. i don't think those were women. but i did not write these. but the problem with comedy is no one wants to hear how great you're doing. what's funny is hearing losers complain about their childhoods, failed carries and why no one will ever love them or their bald heads or naby stick-like arms. >> hi, greg -- naby stick-like arms. >> hi, greg. >> do you think -- i have to go to you first. >> sure! >> because, um, you know, could this mean you have it easier because people expect you to be funny? >> in a way matt's not lying. i beat him for an audition. we went out for the same roll. it was the part of a soft boiled egg that plays the part. there are funny guys that are good-looking but typically you don't associate good-looking people for that because it's a muscle they haven't had to work as much to get accepted. when you're good looking in high school, a lot of times you'll get invited to the party because you're you. when you look at me, it's like, hey, i'll make clown faces and set my balls on fire to make you happy. >> you have to work harder. you have to develop a personality, kat! as a society, do you want our comedians to be homely? do you find this young man objective. >> he's definitely attractive but definitely not hot. when i tell people are hot, i could never really tell you why. i just do. i do have something in common with him. i also have the problem of people sometimes looking at my arms and not listening to my jokes. but it's for the exact opposite problem. people think i'm ill. >> that's true. >> like terminally. >> i always feel so much more confident when they're covered. people are like, why doesn't she wear sleeves? not all clothes have sleeves. i'll try on a dress and i'll like it but if it doesn't have sleeves, i'll say i'll show my arms and then i see myself and i'm like -- no. it's terrifying. >> it is terrifying. >> it's like if -- like gumby. >> yeah, it is like gumby. a skinny gumby. andrew, are you able to laugh at a guy that's hotter than you? i know that's hard to find. >> yeah. yeah. no. thank you. we can all bask in that idea for a second. you know, it's interesting, like i could kind of step back and say, hey, do i find this guy attractive? 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another woman? >> wow, yet something another sexist would say. >> andrew, imagine this were a cooking competition on one of those reality shows, would this be like someone ordering out and pretending it was their food? >> takeout and put fresh chives on top on a plate or a chef with a famous rat cooking in his head. rat tattui. this is -- ratatouille. how do you fail at cheating? you lose at cheating. 2 1/2 miles she drove. this is just really, really disappointing just overall as a story. >> they should create a sport where they incorporate driving so it's a triathlon with swimming, running and then driving. >> but you have to drive blindfolded. >> yes! exactly. or be a woman... a sexist would say. yeah. i didn't need to do that. you know, healther, you can argue she's the first trans athlete. transportation! >> that's a good one. >> i love you! >> don't do that. don't do that, because you get to leave. >> and i get to talk about it all night. >> well -- >> to anyone that will listen. heather said that was a good one. >> andrew mentioned cheating. this is where you look at a transgender woman, perhaps lebron james if he was to join the wnba, and that's a pretty high bar to beat in terms of cheating, but this ranks up there as one of them. let me -- can i say a quote because you didn't mention it in the video? 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>> yeah. >> i was going say you're not a millennial. >> i'm just reading what they put in front of me, but it wasn't an insult to you. >> i apologize. i didn't mean to get all defensive. >> what do you make of this? >> i think it's great! i love western culture is bleeding in. three years from now, they're going to be wearing hot pink shorts and tank tops. >> yes. >> i love it. >> yes. then they'll be ordering from amazon dvd collections of "will and grace." >> dvd? >> some people are a little behind the times. >> yeah, they are behind the times. that's the point. could the rollerblades have been left behind with everything else like our tanks and our guns. >> ak-47's? >> ak-47's! >> this is obviously a desperate attempt to rebrand and remarket what is a terrorist organization. they saw the barbie movie was a big hit and now they said, you know come on, barbie, let's go party. people are hanging out their windows taking pictures. if you are -- i don't care who you are, if you have a gun and you're on a macy's thanksgiving day parade on a float coming down the street, whether you're dressed in a uniform like that or not, i am running in the opposite direction. i'm not taking pictures. i'm not quite sure who thought that was a good idea. >> is this something -- andrew, is it like what jim said this is humanizing the taliban. oh look, they like rollerblades! >> it really is now, isis is now going to come out and try to compete with this and they're going to be rolling around on electric tricycles with clown hats and who knows what? this is great. this is modern warfare right here and the rollerblades were left at bagram air force base. this is what we would have seen with u.s. soldiers. thank god the taliban have taken the baton. >> could hamas now do peloton? >> oh my god! >> i don't know where to go with that. >> equinox by hamas. >> i look forward to the al qaeda pickle bawl tournament. -- pickle ball tournament. >> an al qaeda corn hole! corn hole is a lot of fun. >> i'm really good. >> you are really good with your gangly little arms. >> it's almost not fair. >> you kind of go like this. you kind of stretch forward and you put it on the thing. >> these arms should be on a person who is far taller. >> it's weird. it's a freak of nature. >> i love corn hole. it's fun. >> it's a great game. >> i just hate when i get grass in my face. but it's actually called goat hole. >> yeah. that is true! >> disgusting, andrew. do you cook with goat? >> all the time. >> really? >> braise 'em. head to toe. >> really? never had goat. seems like it's gamey. >> it's gamey. hit it with a little lemon juice and you're set. >> see what we learn here? 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