judge jeanine pirro, piers morgan, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ president biden completely bombing in his first news conference since hamas carried out their barbaric terror attacks against israel. the president sounding out of breath and could barely muster up the energy to give israel a passionate defense. the big news right now is that israel has reportedly agreed to delay their invasion of gaza so that the u.s. can rush michelle defenses to the region to protect u.s. troops there. but biden says it wasn't me. >> have you sought assurances from him but he will hold off on the ground invasion into gaza until the safe release of the hostages can be assured? >> no. what i have indicated to him is that if that's possible to get these folks out safely, that's what he should do. it's their decision. but i did not demand it. i pointed out to him, if it's real, it should be done. obviously, they are in jeopardy. the question is whether or not there is any way of getting them out. if you get them out, we should get them out. >> jesse: biden also playing the both sides card. the president lecturing israel, a country whose men, women, and children were just brutally butchered by terrorists. >> israelis and palestinians equally deserve to live side-by-side in safety, dignity, and peace. there is no going back to the status quo as it stood on october the 6th. there has to be a vision of what comes next, and in our view it has to be a two-state solution. and one more word on this. i continue to be alarmed by the extremist settlers attacking palestinians in the west bank. pouring gasoline on fire is what it is like. they have to be held accountable. and it has to stop now. >> jesse: and after letting iran proxies attack u.s. troops 14 times, the president is issuing his timid little warning to tehran. >> my warning to the ayatollah was if they continue to move against those troops, we will respond. and he should be prepared. >> jesse: all right, judge jeanine, how do you think the commander in chief projected himself today in the rose garden? >> jeanine: one word: week. we have had 14 separate assaults, 24 military people injured, a contractor died of a heart attack, and this guy says, if you continue to do that, we are going to get upset with you. you shoot at an american servicemen, we will come after you in a tank. it should be that simple. no one is buying what he is saying. he is not fooling anybody. this whole idea -- we've got to recognize, to get in all the missile defense systems, they do need time, because those defense systems are going to be over iraq and syria and jordan, saudi arabia, the uae. we've got troops all over the world, and so now we've got to bring in the troops, the systems to protect them. what obama -- he just contradicts himself. last week, he said, you know what come he said i have convinced the egyptian officials to open the rafah border. we can't even get americans out of the rafah gate, and right now they are telling americans in palestine and in lebanon and in israel to come back to the united states. so he's got no power. he doesn't in any way signal power. then you have nancy pelosi, she comes out and says we don't want revenge, we want justice. well, what should we do, nancy? should we put it on the civil calendar or the criminal calendar? the civil calendar is a little bit of a backlog. this is war. you put on your big girl pants and you understand that you fight the enemy. there will be civilian casualties. hamas is waiting for us to go into the territory. this is a kind of war that no one has ever waged. they are not like this. this is something that we have buildings above ground, fights on ground, and fights below the ground. and what we know right now is that hamas is putting the palestinians out there as pawns because just as they said, the hostage said, it is air-conditioned in the tunnels, they have doctors, medics, it's clean, we had food. we had few will. they have hospitals in palestine because hamas won't give them the fuel that they obviously have. so this is all a p.r. war, but in addition to that, it is a real war, and biden better get in there and start fighting it. >> jesse: what did you think of the president today? >> piers: he well come he does not instill a lot of confidence, let's put it politely. i completely concur with you. the commander in chief of the united states in situations like this one a bunch of americans, by the way, were also killed come on october the 7th, they he already been actually killed in a proxy by iran, funding hamas, a massive operation they have put on, lots of reports coming out of training of hamas terrorists by iran, potentially in iran, as well, so iran has already killed american civilians on october the 7th, and you look at joe biden, and you look at somebody come and you think, is this a guy that is actually going to go through on what he is saying? if you are iran, if you are putin, if you or any of these adversaries right now, i think ever since he did that ridiculous overnight pull out in afghanistan, he lost all authority with these adversariel fancy their chances that he will not carry through on his word. and i think that is a dangerous moment for america, a dangerous moment for israel, and a dangerous moment for the world, so it is not good to see joe biden exude that complete lack of confidence. or belief that you think he is going to carry out what he says he is going to carry out. because so far he hasn't. >> jesse: the idf is itching to go in, and they can't like this delay at all. >> dana: it was interesting -- let me point out, i will start with kirby. kirby said yesterday that a cease-fire would only help hamas, okay? but then, how is that not the same thing as a humanitarian pause, as pelosi is calling it, or delaying the groundwater? to me, that is just helping hamas. i think kirby is right, kirby is a military guy, kirby is also an administration who is publicly and behind the scenes and also in the media telling israel to slow down and israel, you better take care of the people there and you better think ahead, you better -- meanwhile, they are still counting the dead. they are still trying to do burials. they are still grieving. they know. maybe it won't be tomorrow. maybe they need an element of surprise. the idf isn't ready, who knows, i don't know all of those things. but i do think the pressure the administration is putting on in these ways feels a little gross to me. the one thing the president did today that i thought was very good as he was asked about the death toll in gaza, citing hamas statistics, and he said, i have no confidence in the numbers that the palestinians are using. that is very helpful, very useful, and guess what, "new york times," you can take that onto the bank, still in "the new york times" today wondering, maybe it is still plausible the israelis bombed the hospital. it is preposterous. the last thing i would say as i thought it was jarring and horrific that today the leaders of hamas, hezbollah, and the palestinian jihad, are all meeting in beirut, and there is pool coverage. just going to save the freaking word, they are taking -- as if they called them into the oval office to take pool coverage. they were going to take questions? how is it that they are still alive? if the three of them are together, in one place, how is it not that they are the state sponsor of terrorism right now in beirut? who are you for? and i would say the same thing about qatar. two weeks ago, the four seasons in doha had to put out a tweet, we can confirm the leader of hamas is not staying here. why would they say that? because they don't want to get bombed because there are people who are saying, why are we saying that qatar is so great? may be very good ally on some things, but in the meantime, they are also dribbling out any sort of information to hamas to help protect them, and the fact that those guys could actually have a meeting, with media coverage, to me is a really bad sign about where this is going. >> jesse: not great street cart if you're a hamas terrorist staying at the four seasons. greg? >> greg: it's a mess. you know what is weird and amazing? the further away we get from trump 2020, the closer he gets to the white house in 2024. everything that he has done just looks better and better, between inflation, home prices, a hot war, a cold war, a broken border, decimated cities, it makes you dream of a strong country whose only problem was an intelligentsia plagued by mean tweets and crass jokes. we lost trump because the media preferred peace of mind over actual peace, and now joe has to be worried because there is a major wake-up call going on in his party. jewish democrats woke up octobel their allies who they supported now see them as part of the problem. jewish voters went against trump 3 to 1, how did that work out? in all of those people you supported on the street and in social media and in gofundme, now they are saying, sorry, jews, we mean you, too. they think you are white, even if you don't. you are now part of the white patriarchy that seeks to marginalize people of color. so how did that happen? how did that happen? well, who needs a race baiting industry when you excel? the jews didn't need it, right? and ironically it is the race baiting industry that keeps you down, right, if you label people a victim, they stay victims. instead, you should be emily relating jews emulating jews. my advice to jewish democrats: leave. you are being held hostage by that party. i'm over here, the water is warm and it is safe. >> jesse: breaking news. squad member jamaal bowman charge for pulling the fire alarm in congress. much more on that coming up. but first, radical israel hating college students are ditching class for a national walkout. with the money i saved, i started a dog walking business. oh. 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>> jeanine: anti-semitism erupting again on college campuses. right now, students in dozens of schools are ditching class for an anti-israel national walkout. the brainwashed radicals are calling for an immediate cease-fire and end of american aid to israel. that's on top of the disgusting display at george washington university. students they are using a projector to display pro-hamas messages on the school's library. messages that read, "your tuition is funding genocide in gaza." another said "the blood of palestinians is on your hands." and the most disturbing sign said "glory to our martyrs." but these left-wing agitators should keep in mind, there will be consequences. the nyu student who lost a lucrative job offer after writing that israel bears full responsibility after the hamas attack is doubling down. >> i will continue to speak up for palestinian human rights and use whatever platform i have available to me to call for a cease-fire and, you know, end this occupation that is harming palestinians. >> do you condemn hamas' actions on october 7th? >> what i use my platform for and who i condemned was pretty clear by my message, and i think i will continue to condemn apartheid and military occupation, and this moment, i am calling for a cease-fire. >> jeanine: so jesse, when did supporting genocide become hip or cool on college campuses and do you think they really believe it or is this part of the performance activism we talked about? >> jesse: that's a good question. i don't know. some people look like they actually believe it. some misguided coming up to sit in a room and open their heads up. i do not like, it was like a batman symbol. you throw that in the air and you are basically saying, we like ethnic cleansers. we like terrorism. and if you are a jewish person and you are walking around campus and you see that pro-tara batson will go up, it is the same thing as having a swastika or an african american student, same thing as the kkk projected on there. i would not expel those students. i would say this is the first strike. you bring them in, you do one more thing like this and you are gone. you bring a jewish person income use of them across the table from them, and you say, this is how this makes us feel. this is a threat to violence when you put that up there. but this should be across the board, judge feel a lot of concern to students are saying, how do you think we feel? you cannot sometimes even go to a college campus as a conservative and speak without being assaulted. they have to hire private security. if you are charlie kirk, and you want to give a lecture on campus. so they just need an across-the-board situation, where we are going to protect women, women sororities from being invaded, and we are going to protect white males, streets, protect gays and lesbians, blacks, everybody including jewish people in the same rules for everybody, it is about tolerance. >> jeanine: yeah. you know, peers, many elite universities are not facing any kind of revolt from the donors, but shouldn't they all be thinking now about the fact, you know, this is the culmination of years of almost an anti-american ideology and, obviously, anti-semitism? >> piers: i love what they did in the u.k. wrote a letter and just said, "i'm out." i'm told, tens of millions of dollars, boom, out the door. i think there is going to be punishment at the highest level financially like that from the big donors, who should not accept this. but i would actually kick the students out. i wouldn't give them one chance. if you basically endorse terrorism, terrorism, by the way, against americans, killed americans, as well as, obviousl0 israelis, if you kill americans and you are attending an american university and you endorse the terrorism that killed them, you are out. that's it. zero-tolerance. because, by the way, these people, as you touched on when it comes to free speech, have zero tolerance for anybody else that has any view that deviates from there is. apply the same cancel culture logic they apply to everybody else about everything to themselves because what they have done is actually more heinous than anything else i can think of in recent times. you talk about where they are getting this from. they are getting it from the people teaching them. you have this guy, professor russell rexford, who said he felt exhilarated and energized by the terror attacks. that is what he said in public. had a megaphone. he is a professor teaching these kids. another one, stockton, accusing israel of weaponizing the holocaust, think about that. think about publicly accusing israel of weaponizing the holocaust. so they are being taught by people who have extremely warped and dangerous mindsets. so of course some of them are going to veer toward that mind-set. but i think you kick them out and you say no, and i think to the donors, you can make the call, do what john has mended. actually vote with your wallet, take away the funding to these places until the people, create an atmosphere where this kind of thing is simply not tolerated. >> jeanine: it's interesting, what piers says about that, the anti-israel fervor is, in addition to that, it is and sharing the deaths of americans who were in israel. >> dana: they skipped over that part. they want to pretend like i didn't exist. it also feels like the young woman that was just talking, feels like she learned some talking points and she just repeats them over and over again. there is no, like, wisdom and something but she is saying. she also said losing her job was violence, okay, so they don't even know what the word violence means. i also want to point out, now that we have some decades of this problem, the teaching of these ideals, the landsat magazine, like the oldest medical magazine, very prestigious, they organized a letter signed by 2,000 medical professionals calling for a cease-fire in the region and then there is a note at the bottom that they debated whether or not to include a call to release the hostages. and they decided against including it. so imagine this. you have 2,000 medical professionals expressing concern over the hospital bombing that did not happen, and they decided as a group, voted to remove a call to rescue the hostages. that's right. >> jeanine: greg, do you want to comment on the rot? >> greg: it's not, this is not a protest movement. it is hysteria. you are witnessing a hysteria. it is a brainwashing effect when you look at how the seeds were planted and amplified by the oppressing filter. you talk about the sloganeering, that is the linguistics, phrases like decolonization, you don't even have to know what that means the more calling terrorists resistance fighters. but this -- they are targeting a very susceptible group, and that is american college students, because they live in a plastic bubble. they are like a boy in the plastic bubble, i don't know your member that will become a completely cut off from outside perspectives, and they refuse critical thinking because critical thinking is kind of an absolute philosophy. it is obviously racist, so now they can believe in anything, a man is a woman, a jew is a nazi. they are trying to create an artificial holocaust to cancel out the real one. i think that is what they are doing. because they are trying to take away that power from the jews. the irony is that hillary -- i guess it was a couple weeks ago -- claim trump supporters needed deprogramming. but it is actually large elements of the new members of their party that are suffering from really obvious brainwashing when you are seeing it around, you can tell it is a virus. it is all so emotional and so nonsensical that it is an actual contagion and it is a hysteria. the only way you can counter this is through persuasion, through deprogramming, talking to them and showing them how they have been manipulated by false information. >> jesse: you can't deprogram us, we are going to deprogram you. >> greg: exactly, jesse. >> and got it. >> jeanine: that its claims why they're such a big difference between young people supporting israel and older people, it is the education system. anyway, breaking news, squad member jamaal bowman charged for falsely pulling a fire alarm in the capitol. ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> the day you get your clearchoice dental implants makes every day a confident day... a never-hide-my-smile day... a life-of-the-party day... a take-on-the-world day... a believe-in-myself day... a flash-my-new-teeth day. because your clearchoice day is the day you get your confidence back for good. a clearchoice day changes every day. schedule a free consultation. let me be direct. you're watching football wrong! what do you call a guy in face paint that can't get the game? 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[laughter] i care. but he should go to jail, just like the massive number of january 6th protesters. they just sentenced a guy, what was his name, douglas... mikael? mccall? they sentenced him to jail over a meme. did you follow this story? mckay, thank you, that was my voice in my head. seven months in jail for trying to "trick hillary clinton voters to stay home in 2016. seven months in jail for a meme conspiring to interfere with an election. that is in america. that is 2023 america. going to prison over a meme. think about that. that should care the pants off you. and geraldo is not wearing any pants, scare the pants on him. it is mind-blowing. this guy should go to jail for years, for putting a guy in jail for seven months over a meme. >> dana: piers morgan, what do you think? >> piers: he is what people call in england a complete and utter numb d. do you have the phrase num d? he thinks every wrong -- he does something quite literally, it says fire alarm, a former school principal, so he probably knows how alarm works, nothing to do with him racing to vote, it had to do with him trying to thwart democracy. but i loved about his statement, which is obviously deeply self-serving and the complete opposite of what he has been saying up to this point, i think we all know, he said, the republicans will attempt to use this to distract everyone from their mass. no, no, numpty, they are going to do what we are all doing, which is laughing at your ineptitude in doing something very stupid and then lying about it and expecting people to fall for it. your chickens have come home to roost. and it's all very embarrassing for you. and the republicans will be perfectly justified in stomping on your embarrassed grave. >> dana: jesse, do you agree with all of us on this? >> greg: is he a victim? >> jesse: he is a victim of a racist criminal justice system. [laughter] if this was a white congressman, there would be no charges. dana, there is surveillance footage of this, and he did not try to push the door open after he pulled the alarm. so he wasn't in a rush to go anywhere. and then when he did actually go out, he passed numerous police officers and never told them what he did. >> jeanine: he pulled the alarm. right. >> greg: he is like the worst villain on "colombo." you ever watch "colombo?" screw it up, didn't push the door. >> dana: did you ever have a case like this come in all of your years, someone pulling in ? because nobody pulls a fire alarm. >> jeanine: nobody does that. kids don't even do that in school. to be one kid did it in my college at 3:00 a.m., night after night after night. >> greg: that was not a real college, though. an online fire alarm. >> jesse: i just heard ringing in my head. >> dana: all right come up next time it looks like gavin newsom is playing president again. the california governor's shaking hands with the leader of communist china. ♪ ♪ remember the things you loved... ...before asthma got in the way? fasenra is an add-on treatment for asthma driven by eosinophils. it's designed to target and remove them and helps prevent asthma attacks. fasenra is not for sudden breathing problems or other eosinophilic conditions. allergic reactions may occur. don't stop your asthma treatments without talking with your doctor. tell your doctor if your asthma worsens. headache and sore throat may occur. tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. get back to better breathing. ask your doctor about fasenra. from pep in their step to shine in their coats, when people switch their dog's food to the farmer's dog, the effects can seem like magic. but there's no magic involved. 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he is like the guy it works who acts like he is your best pal but then pitches your ideas to the boss when you are not around. >> jesse: like me? >> greg: yes, you are the gavin newsom of fox. >> jesse: don't say that. that will catch on. the hair stuff, not bad. will catch on. chinese grooming newsom and newsom is enjoying being groomed. this entire country has turned against the chinese, all of a sudden xi jinping, i'm going to roll out the carpet for that guy. what does that guy do? he walks right down to the red carpet with a big smile on his face and shakes his hand. nationally, this is political poison because even democrats are china hawks now. the whole party, both parties are getting out of there and this guy, he is a california guy, and he does not see. he only sees evs come he only sees tech, huge economy in california, the only reason you are involved with china in the first place, he just went there and laughed it up, it's a practice run. he is doing it right and joe's face. >> greg: yes, though joe probably doesn't know about it. i hear ev stands for extra vaseline when it comes to gavin. he has not bothering to hide it anymore, dana. he's out there. >> dana: daniel turner with the group power of the future, he said gavin newsom is willing to travel all the way to china to meet with communists, but he won't meet with california's fossil fuel workers who have lost their jobs due to his policies. you are right on that, in terms of americans right now, 70% of them are willing to pay more for products that are not made in china. read the room. i'm really looking forward to that hannity debate between hannity -- newsom and desantis. the other thing is he was bragging what time he had with xi jinping, biden was like, i have a time of xi jinping, why are you competing about who is more chummy with xi jinping? what did i miss? >> greg: good point. is that xi jinping? oh, i said -- who cares. not like i'm going to meet him anytime soon. judge, it's true come he can travel all over the world but california is still a mess. >> jeanine: california still a mess. more people moving out of california than any other state. almost population is the highest in the country. and the drug overdoses are at an all-time high. looting and robberies running rampant, and even the nicest towns, people are getting their butts taxed. nobody cares about that. this guy is either delusional or the smartest guy i have ever bet. you see that voter right there? he is going to use that in his campaign. i don't know if you know something about joe that none of us know, but this is all repairing for what he wants to do. i mean, obviously, the guy wants to run for president. i got to say one more thing. xi jinping and buy you. you are so cheap. you are so cheap that you would sell american values and american workers and fossil fuels and factory workers to go over there so that you can look like a paid person, and i won't say what gender, to sit down with xi jinping. >> jesse: he brought out the bidens, probably things he seek and buy newsom, too. >> greg: piers, there is a lot of stuff going on now. doesn't it seem strange he is when the world is on fire? >> piers: part-time california resident, the wokest gove governor sucking up to the leader of communist china shows me newsom has the ruthlessness he needs to probably chalk joe biden under a bus. if you are wondering whether joe biden even knows what is going on, what is the most famous quote in the history of united states, arguably? i'll suggest one, neil armstrong on the moon: "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," there is not a human being alive who does not know that quote. joe biden did that quote today with the australian prime minister because australian engineers worked on the lunar landing in 1968. joe biden stood there and said, as the famous quote said, "one small step for man, one small step giant step for mankind." he forgot the leap. you are dealing with somebody who is not even aware newsom is doing this. newsom says "i wish i was president," he is obviously going to run for president. if you were a democrat, you want him running for president. you don't want biden. i honestly think the only way, the only way trump probably wins if he is the nominee, personally speaking, is if biden is his opponent. if you get someone like newsom, that ruthless notice, got the hair, comes on fox, doing debates with desantis. he should be the guy they put up, i think. >> greg: especially with biden believing in the moon landing, wool. didn't happen. all right, "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪ my a1c was up here; now, it's down with rybelsus®. his a1c? 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>> jesse: i might. dana, when you win this many trophies -- >> dana: go down and polish them? i had speech team trophies. >> greg: she is a model for trophies. >> dana: right. i don't have a lot of sentimentality. everybody gets a trophy for participating, get rid of them. one thing you could do if they are taken, take a nice photograph of it, then you can keep it forever that way come in the cloud. >> piers: greg, did you win many things ? >> greg: i don't know what it's like to invite a trophy. they are running trophy stores, and i host two tv shows periods trophies probably make great doorstops. but they didn't get you sitting next to dana perino. put that in your -- >> piers: judge, you must have a whole to have a net. >> jeanine: they told me to move them out of the cabinet. i want to talk about my kids. i say to them, i don't want these in the house anymore, do you want them. mom, you keep them, we will take them later. meanwhile, they are in their 30s now and i'm still keeping them. i'm going to throw them out -- >> dana: take a photograph. >> jeanine: that's a good idea. for the ones i have, can you sell them? >> greg: who would buy them? >> dana: i don't know, they just said someone could sell them. >> piers: very proud, i was the best loser. nfl staff pulling the classic "don't you know who i am," getting pulled over and arrested for speeding. that's when this happened. >> can't go over more than double the speed limit. >> my bad. play for the saints, man. >> end? [laughter] >> piers: jesse, i have literally never heard of this guy, so... >> jesse: you live in louisiana, you might've heard for him. i don't like what the officer did. they probably had a big game on sunday, don't want to ruin team camaraderie. you know those nice gold shields you can put in your windshield? i am getting one for both cars and i am never getting a ticket ever. >> dana: do those work? >> jesse: hopefully. i don't speed. >> dana: i am too afraid to drive in the city. not that anyone would know who i am. >> piers: have you ever pulled that, "do you know why am?" >> greg: no, that is being filmed. at the cop said yes, he would lose his job. this is the jesse watters move, he doesn't say who he is, just goes like this and hope they recognize him. he will go like this. he will go like this. and hope they catch on. >> jesse: i did that in the emergency room time to get a private room. they go, what's your name? didn't work. >> piers: judge, have you got anyone who doesn't know who you are? >> jeanine: um... i have gotten one ticket. but look, that cop, his reaction was, it was just reflex. it wasn't about the tape. no, man, don't care. perfect. >> jesse: cowboys. >> piers: all right, "one more thing" "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ did you know it took our founders 116 days to debate and draft the u.s. constitution? turns out they didn't trust the printing of paper money, but they did trust gold and silver. article 1, section 10. gold and silver. good for the founders, good for me, good for you. rosland capital - is a trusted leader in helping people acquire precious metals. gold bullion, lady liberty gold and silver proofs, and premium coins, can help you preserve your wealth. call rosland capital to receive your free rosland guide to gold, gold & precious metals ira, and silver brochure. with rosland, there are no gimmicks, no hassles... and they have fast, reliable shipping. ask yourself. are you safe? make gold your new standard. call rosland capital today at 800-630-8900, 800-630-8900. that's 800-630-8900. this isn't just freight. these aren't just shipments. they're promises. promises of all shapes and sizes. each, with a time and a place they've been promised to be. a promise is everything to old dominion, because it means everything to you. >> time for one more thing. so you may be wondering where are jesse and pierce? >> egg and spoon races. >> i was great at egg and spoon. never dropped an egg. >> i'll take you on an egg and spoon race. >> let's go! let's go! let's do it tomorrow. egg and spoon. >> so it's happening, america. here are the rules. the judge will be the judge. who ever passes her first wins. now, you cannot touch the egg, and if you drop it, you lose. so anything you want to say before the race, guys? >> i'm beating britain. >> this is reparations for 1776. about to happen on national american television. >> all right. >> this is morgan and this is my world. >> get your foot back, morgan. >> you're wearing sneakers. >> on your mark, get set, go! >> cheater! cheater! >> yes! yes! >> piers won. >> this is morgan and this is my world. >> it was a clear cheat. >> how? >> run the tape back. that's a major cheat. >> absolutely not. >> he broke the egg. >> not only was he left standing, he's broken his egg. a broken man. >> that's how britain rolls. roll that tape. >> broken man. >> where's the tape? roll it. >> broken egg. >> that's primetime tonight. the fbi has 40 informants inside the biden family. 40. >> i don't even have 40 family members. >> tonight we have a great show. julie bandares. that's going to be fun. let's do this. animals are great. animals are great. >> do you know what? i don't know. anyway. i love wambats. is it amazing how adorable they are? they're like french bull dogs. that's the l.a. zoo. performing a rollover trick. they should be household pets. >> kind of looks like gus. >> he looks like my dog. i think this will be my next pet. >> all right. i'm gonna show you something. this dad takes cheering on his daughter to a whole new level. he is the father of five. his daughter is on the high school cheer team. he learned one of the cheers and did it in the stands. he's waited his whole life to be a cheer dad. good, right? okay. >> a polish man was arrested after he pretended to be a mannequin in front of a window display before stealing from a shopping center after it closed. there he is pretending to be a mannequin. he was spotted by security personnel who called the police. >> by the way, what an extremely good job. >> have a great night. >> dana. the egg and spoon, i mean, is there going to be a recount