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i m honored to be here. stephen: it s my honor to have you. i was thinking a crazy thought, it s a viptial debate, right. so what if i was it could be fun what if i was your vice host. stephen: oh, yeah, but what does a vice host do? the same thing as a vice president. i hang around and do nothing. and i can take the reigns of the show, some something terrible happen to you. stephen: okay, but it s probably not going to happen. probably not. ( laughter ) stephen: i don t trust thiska guy. he shouldn t trust me. ( laughter ) stephen: i wonder what he sla thinking. i m going to murder you. ( laughter ) stephen: what? what was i thinking out loud? stephen: yeah, you said that out loud. that was supposed to be my interior monologue. stephen: no problem, have a great show. it s going to be great. don t murder me. os can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife? it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes. john leg ....
( laughing ) ( laughter ) stephen: i don t trust thiska guy. he shouldn t trust me. ( laughter ) stephen: i wonder what he sla thinking. i m going to murder you. ( laughter ) stephen: what? what was i thinking out loud? stephen: yeah, you said that out loud. that was supposed to be my interior monologue. stephen: no problem, have a great show. it s going to be great. don t murder me. i ll try not to. os can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife? it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes. john leguizano. cheri oteri. and paul f. tompkins. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live from the ed city, second banna, the debate coverage. ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! thank you very much! wow! jon: how you doing? stephen: hey! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen: that s nice. that s nice, thank you very much. that s a live crowd. thank you very much. thanks, everybody. woooo! tha ....
( laughter ) stephen: i don t trust thiska guy. he shouldn t trust me. ( laughter ) stephen: i wonder what he sla thinking. i m going to murder you. ( laughter ) stephen: what? what was i thinking out loud? stephen: yeah, you said that out loud. that was supposed to be my interior monologue. stephen: no problem, have a great show. it s going to be great. don t murder me. i ll try not to. os can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife? it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes. john leguizano. cheri oteri. and paul f. tompkins. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live from the ed city, second banna, the debate coverage. ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! thank you very much! wow! jon: how you doing? stephen: hey! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen: that s nice. that s nice, thank you very much. that s a live crowd. thank you very much. thanks, everybody. woooo! thank you very m ....
( laughing ) ( laughter ) stephen: i don t trust thiska guy. he shouldn t trust me. ( laughter ) stephen: i wonder what he sla thinking. i m going to murder you. ( laughter ) stephen: what? what was i thinking out loud? stephen: yeah, you said that out loud. that was supposed to be my interior monologue. stephen: no problem, have a great show. it s going to be great. don t murder me. i ll try not os can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife? and now, live from the ed city, second banna, the debate coverage. ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! thank you very much! wow! jon: how you doing? stephen: hey! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen: that s nice. that s nice, thank you very much. that s a live crowd. thank you very much. thanks, everybody. woooo! thank you very much. that s awfully nice. that s awfully nice. ( cheers ) yeah. all right. hey! i m stephen colbert. we are live from the ed sullivan theater. ( cheers ....
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