you are fresh from being named a permanent host on "the five." >> judge jeanine: you and i will be together for a long time. >> greg: i pity her fellow panelists. wait, that's me. i picked the bad time to quit xanax. we welcome a first timer, rod blagojevich. he has a mind of a brilliant politician and the hair of a lego figure. he is sexy. now to the actual news. education secretary miguel cardona facing calls to resign as a national school board claims he solicited a letter comparing protesting. >> laura: domestic terrorist. you can tell that the letter came from secretary of education because oval spelling mistakes. thanks, judge. if you remember the letter which supported -- which they apologize for a call for federal action to address hostilities towards school boards as possible domestic terrorism and suggested using the patriot act against parents. that's patriotism. arresting a soccer mom for raising her voice at a public meeting. basically it's turned concerned parents entice us in khakis. how long before they start waterboarding the kids? that's politics these days. the government is cool with the taliban and abandon black hawks but they put mr. and mrs. johnson on a watch list for asking why kids are segregated by race. the three rs have gone from reading writing arithmetic to racism, racism, racism. president by the department of justice relied on the letter and creating its own memo directed to the fbi to investigate threats of violence in order to combat a disturbing trend of harassment in schools. so we live in a world where hard and violent criminals are back on the streets five-minute after being arrested but the fbi will kick your door down at dawn with guns drawn if you leave a nasty message on your kids science teachers blackboard. i kid. they don't teach science anymore. weaponizing the doj to silence people. the school boards tolerate speech like they are substitute teachers with a hangover. they want everybody to sit down and shut up and no one learns of thing. of course exam only gotten worse which could be the motto under joe's official weight house portrait. the performance yesterday, emphasis on performance. splitting america into two camps per year on his side or you are an evil racist and that is the new shtick. whose side you want to be on? >> i ask every elected official in america, how do you want to be remembered? consequential moments in history the presented choice. do you want to be on the side of dr. king or george wallace? do you want to be on the side of john lewis or bull connor? do you want to be on the side of abraham lincoln or jefferson davis? >> greg: do you want to be on the side of laverne or shirley? ricky or lucy? how about hall or oats, curly or shep come off course the bad guys and these comparisons that joe made are democrats that joe actually once loved. biden repeatedly praised wallace in the past. even bragged about being praised by him. like his phone number and how to get to the oval office, he's forgotten it. just like he's forgotten his praise for former clan leader robert byrd. the only white sheets joe knows are the waterproof ones on his bed. that's unfair. that's unfair. i can't believe you wrote that. as usual the so-called uniter did nothing but divide, casting any critic of his election changes as an attack on democracy. in this effort to get rid of the filibuster joe happily screamed at america like the judge does when any staffer makes eye contact. >> i am tired of being quiet. hear me plainly. the fight for the soul of america is not over. we have no option but to change the senate rules including getting rid of the filibuster. past the freedom to vote act. pass it now. i will defend the right to vote. our democracy against all enemies foreign and yes, domestic. >> greg: yes, domestic, meaning you! i would say that i didn't aid well but it has only been a day. joe biden is aging faster than a dozen deviled eggs in the trunk of my car in august. listen to this. >> i do not walk in the shoes of generations of students who walked these grounds. but i walked other grounds. because i am so damn old, i was there as well. they think i'm kidding, man. seems like yesterday the first time i got arrested. >> greg: do we know what the [bleep] he's talking about? no. that's only because he doesn't know what the [bleep] he's talking about. once again, it's just him trying to use falsehoods to divert from the truth, this guy came within a mile of a lie detector would catch on fire and explode which seems to be a thing in this administration. here's top official joe sanborn answering ted cruz's questions about january 6. >> i can't answer that. can't answer that. can't answer that. i am aware of the individual. i don't have the specific background. sir, i cannot answer that question. sorry, similar to the other answers, i cannot answer that. not to my knowledge, sir. >> greg: sounds like me when i get pulled over without my pants on. they hate the constitution if they plead the fifth more than a mob rat on the witness stand. i think we are learning with the president is turning out to be. i give of us versus them and we are them in a bad way and if you speak about school policy, voting integrity are supporting the police they will tear through you like brian stelter and a bag of funions. joe does worse than write them off, he writes them up, as whites and pharmacists, bigots, racist, even terrorists, it makes you long for the good old days. way, way back to i don't know, 2019. when the president used to defend rather than condemn americans. let's welcome tonight's guests! he's our favorite rod after "hot" and "fishing." former illinois governor and host of the podcast "lightning rod today," rod blagojevich. like a broken courthouse bathroom, she won't take crap from criminals. host of "justice" and new co-host of "the five," judge jeanine. he conquered the anchorage comedy scene, now he's ready for the bright lights of nome. actor, writer and comedian jamie lissow. she's the one calling about your car's extended warranty. fox news contributor kat timpf. i am so excited you are here, blago. you are next to a prosecutor and you are prosecuted. >> rod: i want to think that three people who clapped for me. last time i heard that was about three years ago. >> greg: we have our anti-covid audience. just people who work for me. they are paid to clap. if they don't clapped, they are out of here. >> rod: i appreciate that. i want to thank judge jeanine, she was hop helpful making it possible for me to get home and president trump did something he didn't have to do. he freed a democratic governor. he did nothing for his politics but he says something was wrong in the ended it. >> greg: that's a good point. he did that for a democrat and with the monologue is about is about the inability for anybody on either side to actually work together. democrats are more into demonization, right? am i wrong? >> rod: very much. when you are gone as long as i was. 2,896 days. politics not for crimes. conversations that were started by president-elect obama. he didn't do anything wrong but neither did i. political horsetrading. they did what they did. i wouldn't give in. i come back to a world where so much has changed and what you're talking about, the vitriol and demonization, the dividing, the purposeful divisive politics of my own party, not to mention the crazy left-wing faction of the democratic party has orphaned me and millions of other democrats like me because i think they pretty much canceled common sense. >> greg: it's scary. it's not like you've left the party. the party is kind of left you until they get back to normal, unlike the judge. >> judge jeanine: you trying to say that i was someone come as a prosecutor. then he told you just the opposite. take it back. >> greg: take it back? this is not -- just because we are cohosts doesn't mean you can talk to me like this. >> judge jeanine: i can talk to you like that because i'm a judge and you're not very >> greg: order. order in the court. >> judge jeanine: let's talk about joe biden, what a mess. doesn't know what side he's on. the truth is he's been on both sides. he can say anything about anything. he has changed on everything. that's all i have to say. >> greg: i like how she buttons it up. i'm not going to say anymore. i'm done. that's all i have to say. is this demonization happening in anchorage, alaska? >> jamie: i can't answer that. there was something about that clip. reminds me of that time my girlfriend got a hold of my phone and started asking questions. do you know what i think is an important thing to take from this story? you can never send an email without assuming everyone's reading it. could never again be like oh, this person was the one who actually -- even when i get booked for the show, thursday would be great. greg is the best, isn't he? i'm worried about everything. i put -- i am worried about everything. i put the sticker over my video. >> greg: so do i. >> jamie: i don't want people watching me. i gave up porn. that poor girl, that's somebody's grandmother. >> greg: [laughs] look at the judge. there is no audience. it is still funny. >> jamie: even if it was packed, it would have sounded the same. >> greg: you know, we have to take some responsibility, kat. it's like the '50s, the 1950s, not the age. republicans were kind of the demonized rest. it's like he would go to hell if you didn't ascribe a moral beliefs. the pendulum has swung and we have this moral crusade in which we are demonizing, the left is demonizing. >> kat: i'm not a republican. i'm not responsible for anything that happened in the '50s. i don't know where you're going with that. >> greg: wasn't accusing you of anything. >> kat: oh, that's nice. i just think obviously joe biden's had a lot of stuff that's wrong, all the time. does it's often the people don't kind of care. it's so out there. it's not like you need a fact-checker. it needs to have just existed in reality to know it's not real. it was harmful. he is saying, bumbling all the time. you don't agree with everything he says, then you are racist. not only is it wrong but it does real harm to people's lives. people who know each other in real life hate each other now because of something that's not based anywhere in reality. >> greg: democrats disagree with the voting rights bill and stuff like that are certain things and now they are being lumped into the bull connor and the jefferson davis. biden voted to return citizenship to jefferson davis. >> judge jeanine: what year was that? 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play on words. not that good. plunging poll numbers and kamala's unpopularity which have created a quote leadership vacuum." you have to feel for joe. they are plotting hillary's return. >> i don't think about her much. i don't think about her. she's not even in my top five hillarys that i think about. the number one hillary, hillary swank. or should i say hannah montana. good movie, i like her. number two, hillary duff. hillary duff, big girls don't cry, right? good song. they made a musical out of it. some of the things that are based on some of the tough guys that i used it to run with. i said that before. i'm going to get in trouble. number three, all right, hillary clinton's number three. she made the top five. i don't think of her much. when she was vice president, or husband, he kept having sex with people. i can't say that. on your mark, get set, get out of town. >> greg: i don't know what happen. blago, if she can have a political comeback, why not you? does it make you think? no. >> rod: let me say one of the things that you get to do, you can catch up on your reading. if she runs again, shall be like william jennings bryan and henry clay, showing lose three times for the presidency. i can imagine that she will win. she will argue that she's a change candidate and blatantly lied to the american people without batting an eye. that's what a lot of these professional politicians are. >> greg: it's like, what a rematch if it is a trump run? i don't know if we are ready for that. what you think? are you happy that she might run again? are you unhappy, do you have another porn joke you want to share? >> jamie: don't you almost feel bad for the lack of options. it's like you're starving and the only thing open. no matter what i picked, my stomach is going to hurt for four years. i think biden was surprised by his numbers being down for his approval ratings are down to family and people that host shows on cnn. it's not good. i don't know. i don't know. how can that be the only -- how can it be their best option? how could this be the best possible option? biden was confused, thought my numbers were through the roof. they were like, that was your blood pressure. we keep going over it. >> greg: kat, what do you think? >> kat: what do i think? i think the thing that she's the best option, another way of saying it is there is no good option. change. she is been around forever. politics, people say she's so qualified. she's qualified. out of think qualifications means the same thing in politics as it does -- if you are a brain surgeon probably the more times you do the surgery the better you'll be. politics sometimes the more you're involved, the worse you get. it >> greg: biden is a perfect example. >> jamie: you would never hire a brain surgeon, yeah, she was married to that brain surgeon. >> greg: do brain surgeons marry? i don't know if that's a good analogy. if you go back to the drawing board. judge, do you know hillary? >> judge jeanine: i don't know anything that happened in the last 30 seconds, nothing. all right. what would you like to ask me? 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it's getting crazier and crazier. >> kat: we were talking not too long ago, i was making jokes about how there's going to be crime tourism. it's actually happening. i was making jokes. the things we were joking about the don't seem real, they are really happening. this d.a., this is the tough version. robberies committed with guns were supposed to be misdemeanors and they were like that's crazy. okay, no guns. of third deadly weapons, misdemeanors but no guns. how are people supposed to feel safe going to work? people can just stab you, threaten to stab you. >> greg: as long as you don't stab the person, you're okay. you can just brandish. >> kat: just tell them that you're going to stab them. the guy went back to the store twice. >> greg: judge, is this a natural progression from the lefty assumptions that it's criminals who are victims of a society. if criminals are viewed as victims of society then we lose the authority to punish them i think -- isn't that where this ideology is sprouting from? >> kat: the ideology sprouts from, what's the root cause of crime? it's analogous to kamala harris going to wherever she went to find out the root causes of immigration which are really irrelevant. i don't really give a damn why a person commits a crime. the only thing i care about is that he has victimized another human being, and that's all we as a society should care about. i think these people have their heads not only -- they have their heads in the wrong place, i'll leave it at that. it's not going to change until it affects them. if they truly believed that the criminal is out there committing crimes because he or she has no choice because of the pandemic, because as aoc said, they're hungry or because they don't have food. any of that nonsense that they been portraying. that is just baloney and they know it. but what's going to happen is it's only when it happens to your kid or your family that somebody's going to care. the two congresspeople who i believe, congresspeople, they were carjacked. one at gunpoint and another one. i want to know and i'm glad i'm thinking of this. i want to write a letter and find out what they are going to do about crime that they've experienced it. do they see it differently? the way this is going is we are going to be venezuela. it's total anarchy and chaos. there was no consequence, no punishment. we are sending political berliners to visit. we are sending people to prison who don't belong there and we are letting violent thugs walk. to our detriment. >> greg: turning into venezuela would be a step up especially if you're in anchorage. jamie, how was the crime in anchorage? >> jamie: i've been on the show maybe 30 times and i in fairbanks. i will go to anchorage and find out for you. >> greg: i always forget, you're in fairbanks. >> jamie: i live in such a small town that sometimes i have a layover in anchorage. i was thinking if it had been your daughter that was working at duane reade, how would it be different? seeing people as numbers. like a chess piece or something. did you know it's under the new dude in the new rules, it's faster to steal something with a knife, get arrested, and then get released from jail. it's faster than waiting in line at duane reade. so many weird things about this story. he steals $2,000 with cold medicine and goes back four hours later and steals another thousand dollars. the question people aren't asking, how bad is this guy's cold? so much medicine. how expensive? and they also said that he went to t.j.maxx. did you see them? stole a bunch of stuff. with a pair of scissors. true story, same guy before he was arrested. my only thought that is, i left t.j.maxx. i love marshall's. but if you're robbing something, you don't have to go bargain places. you're robbing a place. >> greg: yeah. >> don't rob the dollar store. they said it was over $2,000 with the merchandise. when they checked, that was retail. it was only $25 at t.j.maxx. >> greg: imagine how much you have to carry to get $2,000 with the products. >> jamie: said that he stole paper towels. that's the worst thing, value wise. >> greg: just going shopping and then doesn't pay, that's what it is. blago, you've got murder. what is happening to chicago? you governed the state of illinois. is it hopeless? >> rod: thank you very much for what you just ten, judge. in chicago, there are 90 people charged with murder who are walking the streets on no bail. there have been more than 1,000 victims of crimes and 216 of them were killed. there's been only two convictions. it's because not only is crime out of control but the causes because the political leaders in chicago, our mayor, our governor, my party, have taken the position that they're going to declare war on the police because of a bad cop here or there. i believe in bad cops. i was in prison because of a bad cop but i have a lot of street grid. here's what they do. when the cops are away, the mice playing they have a criminal mind and this is what they do for living. when they feel like the police are on the run, politicians don't have the back of the police and that they are worried about the gang bangers and organized criminals, they do what they are doing and as a result, everybody has lost faith. i appreciate you saying about the bargain hunter criminal. in chicago it's so bad they are not bargain hunting. they are coming to downtown, michigan avenue. they are grabbing and looting and crashing it all the rest of they are doing it as a result, the whole city is now subject to violence. everybody hopefully is growing up and waking up and maybe we'll actually get some results that will protect the public. >> greg: it's amazing. what you're basically saying it's criminals react to incentives. the democratic party hasn't. they don't understand that. they are incentivizing criminals and criminals are just doing what criminals do. oh, the cops aren't around. i'm going to go to t.j.maxx and get myself some paper towels. in the meantime, i'm not going to chicago. >> judge jeanine: it's a shame. it's a great city. i lived there for three years. >> greg: did you? 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it sounds like scientists are running p.r. for the lobby. they deleted the thread of the article and they change the title of the website to complicated research. i am sorry, it's not complicated. pedophilia isn't the disorder social ill or personality quirk no more than a rapist if someone was making friends. thankfully "usa today" was destroyed for appearing to destigmatize pedophiles. i would imagine the only people who defended the paper were seen in. i did that whole segment just to bash cnn. jamie, i am going to you first because it's a difficult topic and i want to see you squirm. what do you make of "usa today"? >> jamie: the silver lining is what you said, the outcry and not letting them get away with it what you don't see all the time. that was the part that i liked. you can't try -- it's insane, it was infuriating. i had trouble. you have to be really careful when they go hey, this is the story we are talking about today. you've got to be really careful with the google history. you've got to make sure to type the words in the correct order because the "usa today" article by mistake i typed "pedophile today usa." it is the same as typing pedophiles near me. that's all i've got. i thought it was cool to see on twitter people getting pissed off. >> greg: maybe there is hope for civilization, blago. the weird desire to champion tolerance. we are redefining the worst behavior as some kind of condition like asthma. he has got pedophilia. he needs treatment. i don't know how they treat them. i don't know. >> rod: it's the cancellation of common sense. these are elitists. not of practical experience. the troubling part is they are more interested in political correctness and public safety. he he is right to be pissed off. can i say that on this show? it's frightening but very real and people have these views and hopefully as you say the american people are rising up disgusted with the blatant, ridiculous position some of these people are taking. >> greg: kat, is this revealing that the "usa today" has outlived its usefulness? >> kat: this is not useful. i am not a mother. for disclosure to acknowledge that. >> greg: you do that every day. you don't have to say it. >> kat: because i have a motherly vibe. people think she must have five kids. she is on her way to go bake them cookies from scratch. i scream that with my presence. [laughs] i feel like if i were a mother and someone said listen, i just want to molest your kid, i'm not going to. i wouldn't be like, what an important difference. why don't you come over for dinner. everything going on in the world and all the problems, pedophiles feeling misunderstood is not even on my list. >> greg: exactly! taking energy from somewhere else. >> kat: i don't understand and i don't want to. >> greg: it's not something that i needed to read but we kind of sad we are flipping the script on criminality. right? >> judge jeanine: i have spent my career prosecuting pedophiles may have dealt with children and victims. i love laughing about certain craziness. here's the bottom line. pedophiles are smart, cunning, they are going to access your children wherever your kids are. they are going to target a kid who was alone who doesn't have a father or who is from a poor family who can't afford something. they are going to groom that kid. they are going to have a relationship with that kid and then they're going to molest the kid and say you're not going to say a word because i'm going to kill your mother or father and the kid doesn't want it because the kid has mixed loyalty. it's insidious, sick, animalistic creditor, pedophiles. i don't care if they want to say they are normal, not normal, they are animals. pedophiles are animals and i believe in castration for all pedophiles. don't tell me about medication because every pedophile that i sentenced to take the medication goes off the medication because they want to molest your kids. i don't want to go to the loop again. >> greg: there you go, strong. >> rod: well done. i will also say they are network, they work together, compare notes. i have been misfortune, i lived with some of those sons of bitche. they are unrepented to feel like they've been victimized. they are beyond, as she suggests, being reformed or corrected we have a responsibility to protect our children. the idea that they would have that position. it's mind-boggling. >> greg: make it into a lifestyle choice. crazy. this is a very thoughtful segment, even with jamie's disgusting humor. up next, the best cities around to walk your hound. aleve it, and see what's possible. and also try alevex topical pain relief. so many people are overweight now, and asking themselves, "why can't i lose weight?" for most, the reason is insulin resistance, and they don't even know they have it. conventional starvation diets don't address insulin resistance. that's why they don't work. now there's release from golo. it naturally helps reverse insulin resistance, stops sugar cravings, and releases stubborn fat all while controlling stress and emotional eating. at last, a diet pill that actually works. go to golo.com to get yours. among my patients, i often see them have teeth sensitivity as well as gum issues. does it worry me? 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you have dogs. >> judge jeanine: three standard pools. i never walk them. no. they go outside. they poop behind -- >> greg: you have a big yard. >> judge jeanine: they poop behind the brick wall. >> greg: i do the same thing. right by the tree. usually i'm sitting in the tree watching you sleep and then i poop in your yard. >> jamie: i would pay extra for a premium poodle. >> jamie: i lost most of my dogs in the divorce. >> greg: i know you did. you lose half of everything. she took the punch lines. i was left with set ups. do you know it did not make the list? fairbanks, alaska. best place to walk your dog if you're sick of owning a dog? >> judge jeanine: where is that? >> jamie: it's 30 below zero. >> greg: freezing the dog. it was like an otter pup. >> rod: one is a toy poodle and the other is a mix that we got at a shelter. we wanted to ease the pain for children. i say it in jest but that's how they came into our lives. they are fantastic and i love them like crazy. >> greg: dad is going to jail. here's a puppy. and they just buy right into it. forget about dad. >> rod: if we have a third dog named snickers that means trump wouldn't have commuted my sentence. >> greg: what do you think of this list? 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