adults believe biden is a very strong leader. the same 11% also think that tiger woods is a scary place for a picnic. that is like a rob o'neill joke. 57% of respondents call him a weak leader. if the president were standing here today, would he say he's never given any free time or any time to think?he >> if he were standing here today, he's always invited. he would say we we never give him any free time or any time to think. >> so that is why his pull out of afghanistan seems so thoughtless. no time to think despite all those trips back to delaware. what else is there to do on amtrak. marvel at how slow it is or how much it cost?wh what is he doing. he stood up to corn pop or reading charlottes web for the 85th time? or is the conductor letting him steer the choo-choo. there's only so much sniffing of children's hair and eating ice cream -- or is it sniffing ice cream and eating children's air or is it eating ice cream with children's hair in it. either way, kilmeadeh tells me t tastes just like chicken with hair in it. children's here. i just left it in. what kind of leader is he really? you can probably find that answer in a tweet that he posted yesterday to commemorate the only thing he has going for him the january 6 riot, or as i like to call it, ashley babbitt day. yeah, joe, put that in ensure and drink it, you mummy. here is his tweet in full: i said it many times and it is no more true or real than when we think about the events of january 6. m we are in a battle for the soul of america, a battle that by the grace of god and this nation we will win. so to quote gandhi, what the [bleep] is that about. seriously this is kind of a big deal because the president of w the united states just said that we were in a battle for the soul of america and that implies a good side and a bad side with two teams, which means if you're watching this show and you likes they show, you're probably on the bad team. so he's not including you in the we, so who we? him and jill? him and kamala? him and walter, the talking celery stick? is it liz cheney? if she were any more of a phony democrat, she would get an extra vote in 2020. it can't be all american's right, because the premise for that speech wouldn't make any sense and the special day of commemoration wouldn't be necessary. we would all be unified and he -- we would all be dancing naked in the meadow. those were the days. >> so let's ask mr. no time to think himself, mr. president, do you want to clarify your comments on unity? look, look, i was little angryfy yesterday, but i said what i meant. i meant what i said.ok it was about the soul of this country. and i'm telling you, you better get on board, get on board the soul train. that is right. it really is amazing. so it's us versus them, who is them? it's us. not the germans or the japanese. then again, who knows what year or century it is in that egg he calls a mine. but he has made this claim on a fabricated commemoration targeting his political adversaries and democrats are saying it's worse than pearl harbor and 9-11. yes, that might be worse comparison since the nfl is like slavery. but joe has defined himself against something that doesn't even exist, a white supremecist movement, a violent insurrection. none of that is real. he also tried to compare himself against trump, but trump is not even president. he's not even running against joe, so joe is definingg himself against a mirage. why is that? because his leadership is a mirage, a disaster on four legs. you can't getmo worse than joe d kam, so they need to distract by demonizing you. and this from the administration that brought you parents complaining about schools are terrorists, but in that tweet and in that speech yesterday he was not talking to us, he was talking about us. that is pretty gross. maybe i'm buts but did joe just declare a civil war on a sizable portion of america, because ima can't believe that he thinks that we are at war with one guy like trump or a guy in a viking hat.t. he's just's picking sides for dodgeball game. he might that not even believe this because like his bladder it is not him that's in control but there are people in the white house who believe we are evil, you and me, because you didn't vote for them. maybe you voted for the other guy. and now joe uses january 6 to declare a war over the soul of the country. so back to that question, is joe a strong leader? hard times are supposed to bring out the best in men. but what if the best in one man is long gone and all you have left is a hollowed out husk open for exploitation from any woke operative?on i guess when you collapse afghanistan, spike inflation and crime and can't control corona all that is left is a fake emergency. it seems like that is what we have right now. when i say we, i mean, we the people, as in all americans. we all know that there's no battle for the soul of this country but the fact that the president says it's so should scare the crap out of all of us. let's welcome tonight's guests. audience goes mad. his books are like christmas trees, headed to the landfill. co-author of the great new book "the president and the freedom fighter," brian kilmead. you don't have to applaud. >> yes, they do. >> he wants to rock 'n roll all night and party on days approved by his parole office.. standup comedian and start of bite the bullet on youtube, jim florentine. you can tell she grew up near portland because she's a riot. pretty in pink, the host of kennedy and fox business, my favorite, kennedy. she's like your new year's resolution, already broken. news contributor kat timpf. brian, in that poll that said 11% think biden is a strong leader, 11% think you're a decent human being, but 89% think that, this is a quote, you should die in a fiery collision between a train and a semi. i found that very specific. that was a write-in. and everybody wrote in the same thing. they want you to die in a fiery crash between two different modes of transportation. >> do you mind if i talk to the others for a second. i was given topics to prepare for and he made up a poll. >> good to see you. >> it is good to see you. he has an opportunity. for a guy that has leadership grades, he's always alone. have you ever noticed that? donald trump used to come out with scientists and secretary of state and security advisor. joe is always alone. not only are they putting himm out there to be a leader but people don't accept him as a leader and he's absent when it comes to new ideas, so i find this amazing because he did get truthfully, 89 million people thought he was a leader. >> i like how you sneak in truthfully. you disgust me.ut >> where did that come from? you want to show extreme emotion. i understand because that's what fuels your show and your success. i'm going to make up a poll and you're going to come out very poorly. >> i've been waiting for you to make up a poll forever. >> i'm pretty sure that that was a striptease joke. >> you have to make money somehow. >> you really didn't ask me a question. my takeaway here is he's off to a very bad start. >> thank you for getting that. that is why fox and friends is four hours. serious. oh, my gosh, the cooking segment, right, kennedy? you look great. >> thank you. >> why did you say she looks great? y >> because she is in pink. she's a marvel in pink. what do you think biden is doing if he's not thinking? >> okay, so i was listening to your monologue and i wasin thinking about and what you just said that trump used to come out with all these people and experts. debra burkes and anthony fauci. and you knew he was working because he was spitballing when they were at a press conference. normally people do that kind of stuff during the meeting. clorox is good for cleaning stuff but can you drink it?or but you knew at least he was kind of working and curious. you never see the operational side of joe biden's white house. i wish you would see -- o >> you stumbled into an interesting point. you misinterpreted what he said because he is always spitballing.ed a lot of people took that at it because a lot of people would do this in public. >> and also, he also sparred with the president in real time. i really would have so much respect for joe biden if he came out and took the gloves off and said just come at me. >> what if he took the gloves off and they were skelator hands. little mangled hands. >> little tree roots. >> and then he flew away on a magical sleigh with ainsley ehrhardt. jim, how are you doing? >> i'm doing good. >> are you chopping down threes? >> that's my kohl's flannel i got for christmas. i'm just showing it off on tv. >> after the dressing room incident. but anyway, i have not spoken to you in so long. what is your take on the biden administration right now?e >> just that 11% think he is a strong leader. that means 89% think he is the wrong leader, which is scary you know. 11%, that is not --kn that seems kind of high. is that including all the people from the 1800s that voted for him? but he doesn't have time to think. i know has got a lot going on. that is not his job to think. it is the democrats job to think for him. if he wants a job where he doesn't have to think, there's an opening on "the view." he can go there. >> we forgot to insult "the view" in the monologue. kat, do you have enough time to think when you are here on fox news? >> it seems like i'm always thinking about things, like what i'm thinking right now nobody wants to know. you always are thinking. i would love that but i would love to have a president who doesn't think at all if it meant that he also didn't do anything because he cannot think just sit there and i would love that. it is not his job to think because other people are making the decisions all the time -- >> do you really want him to think? do you just want them to be on vacation all the time? >> all the time.kou countries don't have souls. and also nobody's soul is supposed to be the government's business. >> you are so right. >> my soul, big trouble. that's going to be my problem to deal with in the afterlife. >> and it's intimating a civil war. you're an expert at that. it can happen at any time on "fox and friends" because they hate you so much there. >> i did not know that. >> it's basically a microcosm of america right before the civil war. it's what is called in the business an open secret. >> i wish i was in this business. how great, at one point you have a big picture, a big wall. kat was actually talking to joe biden's picture right there. so you were actually talking to him. >> we've got to move on. why blue state residents flee to red states that are free. . when we started our business we were paying an arm and a leg for postage. i remember setting up shipstation. one or two clicks and everything was up and running. i was printing out labels and saving money. shipstation saves us so much time. it makes it really easy and seamless. pick an order, print everything you need, slap the label onto the box, and it's ready to go. our costs for shipping were cut in half. just like that. shipstation. the #1 choice of online sellers. go to shipstation.com/tv and get 2 months free. when you have xfinity xfi, you have peace of mind shipstation. the #1 choice of built in at no extra cost. advanced security helps keep your family protected online. pause wifi whenever for ultimate control with the xfinity app. and family-safe browsing gives parents one less thing to worry about. security, control and peace of mind. with xfinity xfi, it's all built in at no extra cost. as california slides into crisis mode, residents are hitting the road. as blue cities are bugging out residents are bugging out. as u-haul dropped the scoop that everyone is fleeing a state with streets filled with poop. according to something called the u-haul growth index, my favorite kind of growth index after my sweat pants, there weren't enough trucks for californians fleeing their state last year. that is because their motto has gone from eureka to you wreak of homeless urine. but people are getting sick of policies that have turned their state into a lawless hell hole. you get all the dirt of the third world plus avocado toast that costs $14. between smash-n-grab robberies you also have the homeless and worstth of all, it is harry and meghan markel. they have more than enough reason to pull up stakes and head for greener pastures. and those pastures will have less fertilizer on the ground. according to that same report south carolina and arizona saw the biggest gains coming in versus going out. so like people with two broken arms on election day, they are voting with theirs feet. and what did the destinations have in common, other than they love me, and they also love kilmeade. how much for a truck to haul mee away from him. >> you booked me. >> i did. psychological problems. i have kennedy. you are from that part of the world and now you are over here. it seems like should people be sticking around and trying to fix it. >> i wish the good people would stick around and try to fix it and start with california politics, something that is so monotonous in a one-party state that gave is kamala harris and gavin newsom and nancy pelosi and eric swalwell and adam schiff. that is how bad the environment is. i know you're from california and people don't understand that and we just hear these awful stories. and when you spend a lot of time there, you do feel defensive for it. they have even blown legal weed. they have such a massive black market right now because of the high taxes and the high regulations and if the people are going to get high, they are going to go to some dealer onhe the streetcorner. >> it is polluting the city. i went to an illegal weed place last week, and it was very low powered stuff there. i was very disappointed. >> too much testing.t too much red tape and no good weed. back to you, greg. >> what do you make of this trend going from one place to the other? >> maybe the celebrities could c sing "imagine" again and thatat will keep people from moving. it worked so well the first time. that's got to be embarassing to people in l.a. driving around a u-haul instead of a mercedes. look, it's going to be culture shock for someone to move from california to texas. right now they go to a steakhouse and they can't order a ribeye made out of tofu. >> an actual ribeye. when you think about a u-haul it's so depressing. whenever you have a u-haul, you are moving out from somebody that you broke up with. you know what a u-haul is? >> i know what a u-haul is. i associate a u-haul with hiding so i don't have to help. when i move, i get so stressed about moving, and i don't know why because i never do anythingw >> look at your arms. you would be the worst person to ask to move. >> do you still have the couch? >> i've never purchased the couch. i got her free couch when i lived alone. and then i moved in with cam and he had a couch. my dad paid him a lot. how much money do i spend on the couch and what color do i want the couch to be and what other stuff do i want to go with the couch. and it is so stressful. before you gave me the couch, i had lawn chairs in my apartment. >> brian, you live in a u-haul. this is like, i don't know -- fill the rest of what i was going to say with an earnest question. >> i don't live in a u-haul but my u-haul experience is not a good one. i moved six blocks away so i filled up the u-haul with all my stuff and i lost the key. i leased u-haul to be able to rent to a guy like you, so there was no backup key. and so i ended up having to put it into my jeep cherokee little by little and then they had to tow the u-haul out of my driveway. let me tell you a story. >> so basically you just tell me a story that wouldn't help my show. >> i don't need help moving. >> south carolina and arizona round out the top five of the red states, florida and california, and arizona has already changed purple. you are already seeing some movement in tennessee. we know what is happening in nashville. so i think a lot of them are going and they are not leaving their values behind. that don't believe that it was their fault. >> the thing is i do believe --f if you move from blue to red you have to sign a waiver that you don't vote for two years not because you don't like you. we just want you to experience what it is like for two years not to screw up a state or a city, but that will never happen because i think that is unconstitutional. >> i don't think that matters anymore. >> the constitution is always overrated. how did they write on that parchment?t? you would think that they would have broken the copy machine too. we had to follow up with -- >> that it's ridiculous. up next, is the pandemic to thank for your home that is stank. thank >> has hiding from corona is giving you a foul aroma? are your worried that your uncles and aunts think your room smells like biden's pants? sales of air fresheners with handles and pungent cleaning supplies are up. it's not because kat moved intot your guest room, because she smells. it's because the pandemic has people terrified that their homes stink. that's according to the wall street journal, owned by our parents company waffle house. more time at home and more trash and more workouts in our living rooms have homes smelling worse than kilmeade after eating four bowls if oat bran. thanks to fewer social occasions and everyone working from home or is jeffrey toobin calls it masturbating. people are showering less. all of it has people worrying about nose blindness, which means you might not even realize that your house smelled like until people to come over and that it is too late. but i say this story proves it's a great time to be alive. 120 years ago, one of the leading causes of death was, and now i just call that tuesday. t if the house smells bad, it is totally fixable with a little febreeze. it's magical. all right, jim. does your apartment or your home smelled bad? >> it did for a while. i you so much bleach that my neighbors probably thought i was cleaning up a crime scene. but i just tell people i'm french so i can get away with it. can you imagine the smells that must be in dr. fauci's house. >> i didn't see that coming. it is true. he does spew a lot of baloney rotton boloney, i might add. i don't know how to ask a girl this. >> i'm not really a girl. i'm a girl but i have a very masculine body. h >> have you been forced to buy a lot of scented candles? >> no. i don't buy things for the apartment. i don't want people to think i don't help at all. when we moved, i ate all the popsicles in the freezer because you couldn't bring them with you. >> even the ones that have back hair? >> no, i don't have back hair on my popsicles. >> you take off the wrapper and then there is this -- >> i don't know where you buy them. it sounds like a different thing that you have in your freezer. why are you arguing this. >> it actually happens. you'll find this in the smithsonian from years ago. >> i don't cook so it doesn't smell like food in my apartment. my husband cleans the litterbox so we are good there. >> and you don't even have a cat. >> that was a joke because he's saying that i -- in a box. >> thank you for making that joke work. >> just so the kids at home understand. >> brian, the studio crew calls. you stinky mcfart face. have you ever considered putting an air freshener on your sickening nose.di >> back this up a little bit. this is the third time you've made yourself a fox and friends insider. and you even know where our offices are.s you don't get to work until 1:00 and all of us are gone. you don't even know if we are live or not in the morning. >> do yourn know who forced me o get involved in this cookbook? your cohost harassed me for days on end until i made up a recipe. >> you made it up? >> yes. >> most people find that limiting but not you. the other thing that i would do i think it is amazing that the american people know when you enter a room, you don't know it smells like. i know i don't i don't smelleo anything, but that is a problem so we will worry about what potentially other people might think if they ever come visit but we don't visit anybody anymore so that is not even an issue.e. the other thing that you can do you could open up a window instead of spending money on air fresheners. you want to write that down? >> when you get covid, everybody loses their sense of smell. >> how did they come up with that as one of the afflictions?i >> we were just talking about this. we are taking this created weaponry too lightly. t everybody involved in creating this virus should be executed. >> absolutely. >> i don't understand but maybe it is just because it's impossible. if you execute a few americans i would imagine, there are american -- >> just take responsibility for it. they're not handling it well. they've locked up 13 million people over the last two weeks. they forgot to feed them. >> kennedy, when we were kids do you remember going over to your friend's house and it smelled differently than yours? wasn't that weird? >> yes. w and i was wondering do we have a family smell. i remember going to different parts of the country and hearing their accents and going do people in oregon have accents? what happened with the pandemic you're usually home for a few hours and everybody is in their own home breathing and farting and that's where the smell comes from.ev everybody is stuck in the same room just breathing and farting together like pets and people and kids and you're making your own food. and then people got the bright idea that they watched game changers, the documentary about going vegan, so everybody went vegan. and everybody was eating beans because you need something that fills you up. it's like potato chips and salte aren't going to do it. so people are just breathing farting vegan bean eaters in farting, vegan bean eaters in misery, and those that lost their sense of smell were actually the lucky ones. >> no wonder she got rid of her couch and gave it to --ho >> giant fart cushion, there you go, kat. >> that is true. you forget about everything -- >> i just don't care. >> cam had a black light over the whole thing. >> he is disgusted by me. >> america is disgusted by you. >> i know. >> was the leader from north korea the first to use a tortilla? >> with the leader from north korea for to use a tortilla. care for some beans and cheese while you live on your knees? the north korean state run network, aren't they all y really, aren't they all, is reporting that the late dictator kim jong-il is actually the father of the burrito. i would like to have been there for that birth. but over there they called them wheat wraps. burrito is spanish for a little donkey. another thing north korean that they would gladly eat since they are starving. the propaganda network airing mouth-watering images of burrito making. happy north koreans chowing down on the popular street food. and selling the straight story that their former dictator actually brought the idea of the burrito before he passed away in 2011. it's a bizarre claim that got us thinking about other famous foods and their unlikely creators. for example -- invented the philly cheesesteak. the ayatollah of iran, the original ayatollah, the mean one came up with tator tots. he kept asking people wouldn't it be great if potatoes had babies. that is why they took the embassy hostage, because he was obsessed with potatoes having babies. and, of course, the late panamanian dictator who invented the pineapple. >> right. such a stupid joke. kat, thoughts? >> on what? >> i don't know. the best food invention. >> i love soup. it's like, it depends. you sit there and you are eating it and it is warm and everything is going to be okay, fine. >> that is a good point. >> also popsicles, i really do like, especially in the bathtub. you sit in the bathtub and it's all warm in the bathtub and the popsicles are cold and refreshing. i could do that for hours. i'm not joking. >> i'm a huge snow cone fan. it was the one small thing in life that required its own machine. it was like inheriting a relative on life support. i want to have one snow cone maybe every month, but i've got to have a machine on that kitchen thing and all of the ingredients and stuff like that. it is food dialysis, you're absolutely right. >> here is what i found out. he came up with wheat wraps. that's kind of weird. he's actually taking credit for the burrito, which in 1895 it appears in the mexican dictionary.ns a it turns out that he lied about a lot. evidently picked up golf. the first time he had 11 holes in one, that's 38 under par. he also in the north korean games, he won every gold and silver and bronze in the games. it might be a problem with some of the veracity of these stories. so kim jong's son, when he came to the country and was born, a rainbow appeared over the mountain tops. the problem is he was born in the soviet union. but we should not get gummed up in facts, so i am so thrilled with north korea, the stories that come out. if it wasn't such a brutal dictatorship where everybody dies of starvation, i could really have fun with this. >> it is part of the mythology that they demand the population to believe in. they come up with these lies and they are completely bizarre, but if you don't believe it, then you are dead. >> that is true. and also kim jong-il had a supernatural birth, and he also is credited with inventing the hamburger. i don't know if this is all propaganda. i just think we are electing the wrong people here.e. i think -- needs to be president. >> wouldn't that be amazing.-- he would be the best president ever. i invented a food, waxed lips. >> i know you were are the dictator of the show, so let's just say that he did. >> all right, what are your thoughts on this? do you believe that he invented the burrito? >> i believe him. think about it, he created a son that's the same size as the burrito, same shape, same size. i think he's got a great new nickname, little burrito man. >> coming up, he can slam you with a power bomb, but this week he is playing mr. mom. we will check in with tyrus. checking in on tyrus. >> checking in on tyrus. >> forget billy ray cyrus. we would rather talk to our pal george murdock. you see what i did? america misses tyrus dearly but not nearly as much as he misses me. he couldn't be here this week so we thought we would check in. this is mostly about me seeing his lovely face again.n. i'll spend the first minute trying to make you as uncomfortable as possible. go ahead. >> no, no, go ahead. >> i was going to ask you from a scale of one to infinite, how much have you missed me?e? >> well, the good news is i've been sitting here watching all along, so i am all caught up ons the creepiness, and it's just like old times. kilmeade is punishing you for not being me. it is good that you're not here when kilmeade is here. you know about his problem, so that's got to be -- >> we get together and there would be two adults in the room and you would be furious. >> let's get to some stories. i wanted to talk to you about some of the big issues and the mixed messaging, the cdc changed their guidance on the recommended isolation period. they always seem to struggle with communication. what would you like to see from them moving forward, tyrus? s >> at this point nothing. i am firsthand living in the omicronexplosion or whatever variant it might be, because we have no clue, and dealing withth this, the one thing that i've learned through this whole thing is to stick to my community and talk to my local doctor to get information on what i need to do to protect my family. i am lucky i'm unvaccinated three times at this time. that is two shots and a booster and i've been pretty lucky through this through this whole process. i haven't show any symptoms during this, but my kids are dealing with it right now, so mm household is dealing with that. my neighborhood is dealing with it and when you turn on the news, you will literally get -- fauci will give a speech and then president biden and then the head of the cdc will give a speech, and each speech is literally a different language. it's just too confusing. i don't even bother anymore. first they told us it was ten days and then it was we ran out the tests. scratch it, make it five days. you don't make deals like that you do that when you are bartering or negotiating a used car. not dealing with the pandemic. and obviously they are not being straight with us, so i've been w putting my new message out to talk to your local medical health facility to get real answers. your doctor is going to give it to you straight and not politics. that really what it's become and it's extremely frustrating for those of us that have to work for a living and travel for a living, so it is frustrating. >> talk to your doctor or you can talk to me. it consider myself -- i didn't go to medical school. i'm almost like a doctor. people can trust me. >> in certain circles i believe you have a doctorate of some form of leather craftsmanship from some seed places. you can sew leather chaps apparently. but that's not really the same thing as a doctor, although you are an expert in that field, but i am not sure -- at least not yet. >> there was a piece in the wall street journal that said that parents reported an uptick in mental health issues because of the kids being forced to stay home. how is it going for you with your kids? >> oh, it's great. they listen all the time especially when we are in public. theye don't keep asking for things. they don't say, hey, i'm watching the show without you and everyone is still last laughing. and i can't wait for them to see me on tv just so i can be away for them -- i mean, just so that they can get back to normal. teaching your kids at home is really unfair. it's just not fair. i didn't sign up for this. i gave them life. i put a roof over their head. i didn't know i actually had to speak with them and hang outi with them and pretend like i love their stories. you know what else, greg, since we're doing this? they're little liars. chidlren lie all the time. they never stop lying. when you catch them in a lieil they just reinvent the lie. you've got to get me out of here, gutfeld. i'm trying to keep it together. i'm literally drawing cartoons.t my brain is oatmeal. this dude is alone. and he's sideways. >> before we go, i have to tell you, do you know that i got a fish? i've got a goldfish for my office.. isn't that exciting? no. >> so the goldfish is by itself with you. >> yes. >> okay. i'll be back soon enough.se i'll take care of this. >> i forgot to feed it for a week, but it was still there so i kept it. >> and it has to stay in a tank. you can't play with it. you can't dress up with it. you can't -- the orifices in your body are not the same as a fish tank gutfeld. >> he loves to nestle in my armpit, just like kilmeade. >> i knew that you were going to do this. >> we all miss you here. it. america misses you. the world misses you. hopefully you get back here next week. and if you can't, and you can. we'll do whatever we can. thank you, tyrus. we will be right back. whatever. thank you, tyrus. we will be right back. why do nearly one million businesses choose stamps.com to mail and ship? no more trips to the post office no more paying full price for postage and great rates from usps and ups mail letters ship packages anytime anywhere for less a lot less get our special tv offer a 4-week trial plus postage and a digital scale go to stamps.com/tv and never go to the post office again >> greg: we're out of time. thanks to tyrus, brian, kennedy and kat. shannon bream is next. i'm greg gutfeld. we love you, america. ♪♪ >> jesse: hello, and jesse watters along with greg gutfeld, dagen mcdowell, geraldo rivera, and martha maccallum. 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." president biden proving once again that he has got no clue when it comes to the pandemic. some of his top former medical advisors are trying to get his attention, saying that the president's covid strategy needs a major overhaul. want biden to tell americans they need to learn to live with it.