fastest plus and the secret santa gift exchange paired our best one yet. do not miss it. there is no better way to get into the christmas spirit them by cutting down your own christmas tree. and we sent to jess again harold out to chop one down like the real men that they are. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> we are at the hidden pond tree farm in mendham, new jersey. it's a tradition that we do every year. we are here with chris. what's new? >> this year we added a train ride that they can take out through the field, we added a snack bar and some bonfire pits for people to roast marshmallows. >> jesse: we added harold ford jr. >> hear, hear. bipartisan christmas tree. >> jesse: harold is a little bit older than i am, will he walk all the way up to do the tree or should we hitch a ride somewhere? >> take the train out. >> jesse: oh, the train. infrastructure week. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: this looks like a gutfeld tree. it's not that i'm funny, the is environment want -- environmentalist wackos probably don't like the tree farm idea. >> real traits are sustainable. and in artificial lands up and then landfill. >> jesse: where do they come from? >> china, we have no supply chain issues. our trees grow here and are grown by real farmers. >> jesse: mayor pete, no supply chain issues right here. >> watch the salt. >> jesse: let's smell them. i feel like joe biden. ♪ ♪ >> trees are just like people, it's all about genetics, some are tall and skinny, some are short and fat. >> jesse: it's not the size of the tree that matters. >> let me write that down. >> how many acres? >> this is 25 acres. you have to make sure that you check the water in the stand every single day. >> sometimes you get a tree that looks really nice in the front and then in the back it's trash. should i do the honors? [sawwing] >> well done, well done, well done. >> good job, jesse. >> thank you very much. ♪ ♪ harold has never roasted a marshmallow before. we have to show them how it is done. >> he is a heck of a tree cutter. >> i did a great job. i'm a little sore. is there a masseuse here? ♪ ♪ one, too. >> that's good, don't hit the netting. bring it right up to it. >> we will have two hot ciders, one with bourbon, one without. cheers, merry christmas. this is your first marshmallow roast? >> it is with you. >> with me. will you double up? >> i will double up. >> we harold, look at that. a look at that. >> you have the hotter thing. a look at that. >> let's go back to the office and we have to erect this tree. >> we have to do what? ♪ ♪ >> the best story about all of this is american, american-made, and contributing to the good side of climate change. ♪ ♪ >> down the hole. >> there we go. if >> erected. merry christmas, everybody. "the five" staff, time to decorate. johnny, where are the bells? usable musical >> dana: jesse, it was very good, harold, did you enjoy yourself? >> harold: i did, jesse did not get me with a saw. >> dana: m roasted a marshmallow, taste good. >> jesse: he roasted his to a crisp. >> that's the whole idea, isn it? >> jesse: no, it has to be golden brown, judge. >> it came right back at it. >> jesse: your second roast was much better. >> have you bought a bag since? >> i have not, greg says that i went to the wrong camp. >> greg: i cannot believe that you never roasted marshmallow. what were you doing that as a child? if you watch that with the sign all -- sound off, it's like a new york married couple. otherwise said men happily married picking out there tree further condo. >> jesse: not that there is anything wrong with that. >> greg: a bulldog is asleep under the tree. the best part of the whole thing is that thing that wraps the tree. i mean, what an invention that is. why can't they do that for everything? just like wrapping presents. >> dana: they need it for umbrellas when you go in. and when you're trying to do it yourself it's a nightmare. >> jeanine: how about the grocery store? >> greg: you just throw it all out like this. how about when people pass away instead of a coffin? and you take them into the ground. >> jeanine: fair timing. >> jesse: yes, merry christmas. a >> greg: people stop dying around christmas. we just killed a tree for christmas. >> jeanine: the tree does not care. >> dana: the tree does not have feelings, judge? they have feelings. >> jeanine: you know what, the tree finds love in your house. >> jesse: on the 21st floor. >> greg: i think it has to go through harassment training. a >> dana: don't we all over and over again? we are not done with the holiday fun. there is an amazing neizighng nd in brooklyn where people take christmas to the very next level. so jesse and i went to check it out. there's no better way to get in the christmas spirit than to come to a neighborhood like steiger heights in brooklyn. the entire neighborhood goes all out and over the top with lights and music and amazing community spirit. >> i've never seen so many lights in my life, and that's why so many people come here to share the holiday cheer. let's check it out. ♪ ♪ >> dana: 100,000 people come through here. >> jeanine: 100,000, do i believe that? >> dana: it gets him in the spirit. >> jeanine: i am in the spirit, i want to go home and drink. i love that. >> dana: beautiful. >> jeanine: do you think they put these things in the basement all year? >> dana: they probably have a storage unit, perhaps. you started this amazing tradition in 1986, what was the inspiration? >> well, i moved here in 1986, and it was a very dead area. very quiet and i'm not one for quietness. i started very little, and then it just grew and grew and grew. and everybody caught on. >> jeanine: do you have any idea what your electric bill is? >> nothing. >> jeanine: nothing? i want to move. i love this house and i love the architecture, and almost looks like a palace, like here you are and you drive in from brooklyn. and then you go up to the palace of paris. >> dana: the paris of brooklyn. i love that, it is gorgeous. >> jeanine: should we go knock on the door? >> dana: what would happen if you knock on a door and then there is judge dineen? >> jeanine: you don't think they want us here? >> dana: i think that means no trashing. it also says no junk mail, no flyers, no take away menus and no newspapers, thank you. >> jeanine: that does not leave me out. can we find out who lives here? i can do my box day at this castle. >> dana: we should do that. >> jeanine: i will do that. i will. >> dana: we can add more assignments to your list. >> jeanine: i'm not busy, are you? >> dana: no, what a beautiful neighborhood. it's just gorgeous. >> jeanine: it is really something. >> dana: let's check out this green house. >> jeanine: a lot of green. ♪ ♪ >> dana: you do the decorating, how many lights do you put on a house like this? >> at most times it's 32,000. >> jeanine: 32,000 lights? >> dana: 32,000 sets of lights. it is amazing, but one thing that is amazing is when you and i are together neither of us has to wear high heels. >> jeanine: i love that, we can wear our flats and we are the same. i have flats on, how about you? >> dana: i went for the low wedge. >> jeanine: i love this house and i will tell you why, i don't know this house. i don't know who lives here. but they took an ordinary cherry and they made it look -- tree and made it look like a mushroom. that just makes me want to go to kohl's or home depot or lowe's and get white lights and try it. i would probably kill myself on the latter. >> dana: i like that they have the theme of the toy soldiers. >> jeanine: you can't get in the front door, you know? [laughter] ♪ ♪ >> dana: the community spirit in this neighborhood must be something pretty amazing for everyone to come out and do this. this. >> every year we grow more and more, putting out more lights and more decoration. it's just a part of the fund that takes place. >> dana: judge jeanine and i encourage everyone to go. we had no idea that it existed in brooklyn. and he left at? >> jeanine: i loved it. there were so many people there, it was stunning. it really is the place where you go to see the christmas lights, and i want to know what their bills are. because i was ready to hang myself from the tree that they did not lights. it >> dana: there you go bring it up again. >> jesse: how much did your hat cost? >> jeanine: my hat is so old that the person here took the knit top out and plopped it on my head. >> jesse: you should have worn it the set. >> greg: have you noticed something missing from christmas that nobody talks about? >> jeanine: no. >> greg: missile mistletoe, that has been metooed out of existence. i guess it is made in oregon. >> jeanine: why that be metooed. everybody likes to kiss somebody. kiss them. i'm thinking in my kitchen. [laughter] >> dana: it's getting hot up there in the kitchen. >> greg: the plumber must be thrilled. [laughter] >> jeanine: he used to be a cop. he's a great guy. >> jesse: there she goes. >> dana: keep talking, jeanine. coming up, the biggest and best seen in you do not want to miss. but first find out who made it on the naughty and nice list in the "the five" christmas special as we return. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ superpowers from a spider bite? i could use some help showing the world how liberty mutual customizes their car insurance. ow! i'm ok! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ only in theaters december 17th. [engine humming] [clapping] “we will rock you” by queen ♪ the new gmc sierra with hands-free driving offers the most advanced and luxurious pick-up in its class. ♪ yeah, it rocks. ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: welcome back and merry christmas, we have been making a list and checking it twice. so let's find out who is on our naughty and nice list. we will go around the table and start with you, greg. a >> greg: you know who my naughty list was last year? the cuomo brothers. >> jeanine: they are precious. >> greg: i don't even know what that means, in precious. what happened to precious? i don't know, but i left my glasses at home, so i have to go like this. it's really hard. >> dana: do you want me to read it for you. >> greg: political leaders who incentivize crime, i'm tired of the criminals getting a bad rap. it's the prosecutors, the d.a., and the politicians who allow it to happen. and then on the nice list i have the gutfeld fans and staffers who made my show a phenomenal success. i can't believe that i have to read like this. this is crazy. >> jesse: you are giving your staffers credit for your success? >> greg: i am an anti-jesse. >> jesse: you had too much eggnog. >> jeanine: d.a. and prosecutor is the same. >> greg: thank you, judge, for correcting me. humor needs more fact-checking. [laughter] >> jeanine: i don't want you criticizing prosecutors. okay, dana. >> dana: my naughty list includes all of the unruly passengers like the ones that punch the flight attendants and things like that. that's not good. and then my nice is about the amazing gold medalist that we remember. she has a wrestler who won old and inspired us all with her amazing impromptu impassioned love of america. >> jeanine: she was wonderful. go ahead, jesse, can you top that? >> jesse: i can, on my naughty list i have alec baldwin. that's obvious. he killed someone. >> greg: [laughs] by accident, jesse. >> jeanine: it was not his fault. he wears no guilt. >> jesse: the investigation is not concluded, judge. and then my assistant is on the nice list. not my son, not my beautiful wife, not my gorgeous twin girls, my assistant is on the nice list. there was a situation where he almost got removed from the nice list. but he made up for it. >> dana: what was it about? >> jesse: i don't remember, but i was upset. he did a great job, merry christmas. >> dana: we all love johnny. >> greg: you should ask them to fake a hate crime. >> dana: don't stand by. >> greg: don't take him to the bathhouse. >> jeanine: harold, you're naughty and nice? >> harold: the segway. my naughty as those who don't realize they get politicians out who are bad by not electing them. so those who threaten politicians with violence. and my nice list, i am on the board of a great charity in new york despite the poverty called river fund. and we take fighting poverty personally. all charities that have made a dent in the last two years in helping families get fed and kids get educated, and households stay hole, thank you. >> jeanine: okay, very nice. so my naughty and nice list, my naughty is kamala harris. this woman laughs all the time, and she has not done anything that is anywhere near funny. and the most disappointing part of the whole thing is that there she is, the first female vice president of the united states. people look up to her, she is a role model, and she is just ridiculous. but my nice list is the show "yellowstone" on cable. >> dana: that's not nice. >> jeanine: it is nice to me! i like to watch. it makes me feel good. if you ever wanted a woman who went out there and kicked butt. it is beth sutton. but her father john is wonderful. that's kevin costner. it's nice for me. it makes the year nice. it's the number one show. >> dana: is a good show, but it's not a nice show. >> jeanine: it's nice to me where i come from. >> jesse: if we could have done tv shows, i would've put "cops" in there. >> greg: "yellowstone" is this generation's matlock." [laughter] >> jeanine: we are going to sample some tasty treats in christmas eve edition of a feeding frenzy. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ what a pain in the a— —alice? ♪ if it's “let's wrap this up?” season, it's walgreens season. ♪ son of a bi— beth? if it's “i thought we said no gifts” season, itwith directv stream. i can get live tv and on demand anywhere. look, serena williams... matrix... serena... matrix... serena... matrix... ♪ ♪ ♪ get your tv together with the best of live and on demand. introducing directv stream. welcome to allstate. where you can pay a little less and enjoy the ride a little more. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ now, get new lower auto rates with allstate. because better protection costs a whole lot less. you're in good hands with allstate. click or call for a lower auto rate today. back to "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome back. it's time for the christmas eve edition of jesse's feeding frenzy. ♪ ♪ we have some funny classic holiday treats. let's start off with the christmas hike taken. [laughs] and this is from the bakeshop that was started in new york at that you can purchase at goldbelly.com . it has eggnog, cheesecake, and p con pie. tomato, tomato, great coming are not going to participate at all? >> greg: no, because i took this cake home was it two weeks ago? and i just discussed it myself getting up and just taking it out of the fridge with my fingers. and the -- >> jesse: have some self-control. >> greg: i've not been the same way since. and then two days later i ate this in a bun on the side and i said i'm not going to let the show influence my diet. >> dana: the frosting is fantastic. >> jeanine: the bottom from the pecan pie. >> jesse: if you don't like anything inside the cake, you can scoop out a quarter and there you go. >> dana: they all have sprinkles that you can eat. >> jesse: thank you very much to the bakeshop. up next we have a fruitcake. they don't really do that much anymore. i mean, i call people fruitcakes. but it is a dated insult, because they don't even sell them anymore. and you can get that at goldbelly.com . they have p cons, what are these cherries? the delays seed, it's very fancy. tropical, pineapple, baked in a buttery egg batter. who wants to try that? judge? >> jeanine: i'm the only one who is eating it. the cake is great. >> dana: have you tried the fruitcake? i'm going for the fruitcake. >> jesse: it's a little dense, but i like it. >> dana: but that's the nice thing you can just have a little taste and it will ask you the way back last you for a while. >> greg: like it's like my cnn anchors, dense. >> jesse: are not going to say it. let's go on to the next one before we get ourselves into too much trouble on this christmas eve. merry christmas, everybody. our own producer, our very own? our very own scott sanders made the jell-o salad, sliced strawberries, unseat mack unsweetened pineapple and sour cream. i'm going to cut it with this knife. it's like the o.j. knife. >> dana: that's a big knife or a jell-o salad. >> jesse: can i serve it to someone? >> dana: i'm trying this one paired scott sanders is a great young man. >> jesse: sanders. we will see if he cooks as good as he produces. >> dana: it's a jell-o salad that has fruit in it. >> jesse: dana, your thoughts? >> dana: excellent. i'm not a big fan of jell-o. but i kind of like it. >> greg: it's good as you get older. >> jesse: for wrestling. >> jeanine: it's not fattening and you can enjoy it. >> greg: there sugar in it. >> dana: thank you, sanders. >> jeanine: she said with her mouth full of sugar and cream. >> jesse: from scott sanders. >> harold: good. i'm not really a jell-o man either, but that's good. >> jesse: i'm not a jelly man. a >> harold: i'm not a jell-o man. >> jesse: what kind of man are you? >> harold: i am cake man. >> jesse: let's go to the gingerbread snap mountain dew. this is a new holiday themed flavor gingerbread snap. >> dana: if it explodes -- >> jeanine: [laughs] >> jesse: you can get it at a supermarket near you. >> greg: be careful what that thing. >> jeanine: we are supposed to drink it out of the bottle. >> jesse: tell me what you think. greg is trying this one. >> greg: it's not bad. it's like root beer. >> harold: it does taste like root beer. >> greg: bert's beer. pennsylvania come is that right? >> jesse: big time in pennsylvania. >> jeanine: it's like nothing i have ever had. >> jesse: do you like it or just like it? it is like ginger beer. >> dana: it's okay, gingersnap. >> jeanine: i love gingersnap. >> jesse: did you like it? >> harold: i do. >> jeanine: how much did you drink? >> harold: enough to know. >> jesse: she is aging him. [laughter] >> jesse: all right, we have the gingerbread cake cat now. >> dana: them cutting mine. i'm kidding my now. >> jeanine: i like candy, i love candy. >> dana: i just like regular kids cats. -- kitkats. i love the way for her. >> jesse: yeah, the crispy wheat for a period >> dana: i can make one last all day. >> jeanine: you never did that, greg? >> jesse: they are going to wrestle in the jell-o and we will be right back. stay tuned. >> dana: [laughs] ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: oh, that will be great. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> harold: welcome back, time for a christmas eve edition of "the fastest." first up, there's nothing like watching a holiday movie to get you into the christmas spirit. at what the best christmas films of all time making the top five "it's a wonderful life" followed by "national lampoon's christmas vacation" "a christmas story" "white christmas" and "home alone." judge, what is your favorite? >> jeanine: it's not on the list "charlie brown christmas." it's not christmas until i see that movie, i don't care if they are little or if my daughter has her own baby, i have to watch "a charlie brown christmas." >> greg: i did not know that esquire was still around. i choose a movie that i want my family to see, so it's never a holiday movie, it's something that i enjoyed personally, so i always go with my favorite "blue velvet" which is one of the great holiday movies of all time. david lynch wrote and directed it. the great dennis hopper playing a great christmas figure called frank booth. check it out. >> dana: i do love "to love actually" i love that movie. i know you hate it. but i love it. you have not seen it, will you watch it? i also one that is on the list is "a muppet's christmas carol." i also love "charlie brown" "home alone" is good. i like them. >> greg: you just liked everyone on the list. >> dana: i like anything that is not violent or suspense. >> harold: you have a little kid, what's going to be? >> jesse: you have to be on drugs to like "to them that christmas at your age." and you are not a preteen. >> dana: what are you trying to say? >> jesse: that's worse. but the muppets, that's a whole other thing. it's not even a cartoon. i've never seen "it's a wonderful life" and i have never seen "it's a christmas story." >> dana: you never saw "it's a wonderful life? >> greg: it is always on. it >> dana: your parents made you watch it. >> jesse: i don't think so. >> harold: mine is "trading places." getting a jump-start on deck in the halls could be good for your health. people who put up the christmas decorations early tend to be happier and friendlier according to a study. do you find that to be the case? >> jesse: i put my tree up december 7th and decorated it on december 7th, so that's three weeks before christmas, so i'm happy about that. >> dana: i have friends in washington, d.c., matt and liz whitlock. and they put it up right after halloween i thought they were crazy and they said coming at us, we are those people and then i read the study and i said, they are the happiest couple that i know. so yes, i think it could be true. >> jesse: a fig tree? >> dana: i don't know. >> jesse: you can't water tree for three months. >> jeanine: it's like my sister, she has a whole train and their people in the train goes all around their house and they do it like october, the end of october. it's crazy, and they are very happy. >> jesse: they have the christmas tree up for thanksgiving? >> jeanine: yeah. >> greg: i put mine up on december 8th, but it's for the next year. so i actually have the tree that is already there from the previous year, so i have a tree on deck with the tree already there. and sometimes i will do another tree adjusting case. >> jeanine: no supply chain issues? >> greg: not at all. the mistletoe i have come a judge. all over the place. shower, bathroom, you name it. >> jeanine: the mistletoe? do you have a video of yourself kissing yourself? >> jesse: finally. >> harold: the holidays could be stressful, we have some tips to avoid fighting this christmas. they include making a seating plan, laying off the eggnog, or bourbon, or taking a breather if things get tense, and being grateful for your gifts. >> greg: garbage tips. garbage tips, no research, you could have just prattled that out half-asleep. the bottom line, don't tell people to lighten up on the booze. booze is what saves the holidays. you lying sack of crap. and consider it, if you don't want to be around people, do something else. >> jeanine: we are talking about christmas day! >> greg: i'm talking about christmas day! could go to the track. but the ponies. >> dana: i say go out and walk the dogs. everybody loves -- nobody regrets it when they get home from a walk. >> jeanine: that's true. >> harold: what you say? >> jesse: go to church. >> greg: jesse! >> jesse: i'm not going to church, i'm just saying people could. >> greg: you had half the audience going "oh, jesse" and now they are going "i hate jesse." rittenhouse went to church the other night. >> greg: in 2014. >> harold: christmas is good at church. >> jeanine: see them separately come up with them at the other end of the table. >> jesse: kids table and grown up table? spewing out, but put the grown-ups who can't get along at the other end of the table. >> harold: take notes, the wait is almost over, our spectacular christmas exchange when we come back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ nurse mariyam sabo knows a moment this pure... ...demands a lotion this pure. new gold bond pure moisture lotion. 24-hour hydration. no parabens, dyes, or fragrances. gold bond. champion your skin. want to save on your home internet? xfinity is proud to support no parabens, dyes, or fragrances. the emergency broadband benefit program. for a limited time, you may be eligible to qualify for a credit of up to $50 a month toward your internet service through this program. that's right! you could qualify for a credit of up to $50 a month toward your internet service and equipment. for even more value, switch to xfinity mobile, and you could pay as little as $15 a month for wireless. click, call, or visit a store to learn more. hey, angie! you forgot your phone! hey lou! angie forget her phone again? yep. lou! mom said she could save up to $400 on her wireless bill by switching to xfinity internet and mobile. with nationwide 5g at no extra cost. and lou! on the most reliable network, lou! smart kid, bill. oh oh so true. and now, the moon christmas special. gotta go! take the savings challenge at xfinitymobile.com/mysavings or visit an xfinity store to learn how our switch squad makes switching fast and easy this holiday season. ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back. it's the moment we have been waiting for, our secret santa gift exchange paired we will go around the table starting with the judge. judge, we have a surprise for you. i hope you enjoy it. >> jeanine: good, i only have one. >> greg: oh, my gosh. >> jeanine: oh, chocolate! i love it. i love it. this is wonderful. do i have to use a >> jeanine: >> greg: no, get that white fluffy. >> jeanine: where my going to get a bite of chocolate? i love this! thank you. it will be good for my figure too. where do you dip? right there? >> dana: anywhere you want to. >> jeanine: it's mine, can i take it home? i will leave it here and then we will make it every night if you want to have the show. >> dana: what about your other one. >> jeanine: okay, i love that. these are shoes. i know that they are. [laughs] >> greg: i figure, when you are the move. >> jeanine: greg gutfeld -- >> greg: i have my own line of chocolates. just for you, judge. >> jeanine: i love it, they are the best. i love it. >> greg: i want my peanut butter in her chocolate. >> jeanine: don't talk like that on christmas day. >> greg: that is the ad. >> jeanine: i love it. thank you, greg. how thoughtful. >> greg: can we give her anything else before we move on? we are moving on. harold! >> dana: let's see. >> harold: my first one here. >> greg: look at the judge just stuffing her face. you're going to be so sick. you are not going to be able to eat the -- >> harold: did you do this? >> dana: keep going. >> greg: it's for your dog, harold. >> dana: explain what they are to the audience. those are animals are great collars and leashes. you have how many dogs? >> harold: three dogs. >> greg: three dogs. >> dana: it's the kids favorite segment of the show. it >> harold: they love it because of greg. >> jeanine: fantastic. >> greg: look at the judge. the chocolate fountain. >> harold: the notebook. i love this for my note-taking. it will give me a -- >> jesse: write that down. >> dana: that's why, because he wants to write it down. >> greg: summit he went to shoprite on the way over here. >> dana: harold is always like "i'm going to write that down." there is a supply chain issue with your gift, harold, and it was supposed to have our faces on the golf balls. but that will be coming, merit pete says that santa will figure this out. >> jeanine: i'm on there too? >> harold: with dana p and the exclamation. thank you. merry christmas. >> greg: there you go. jesse. >> jesse: there is a number two? >> jeanine: oh, yes. >> jesse: fixate impost. wow, look at that. i love rogue -- robes. >> greg: it's a polo. >> jesse: it's ralph lauren, how did you know? >> greg: and its monogrammed. >> jesse: inscribed. that's me. thank you, thank you. >> greg: i don't know who did it, it was not me. >> jeanine: you say that you love relaxing all day in your robe. >> jesse: i come here at 4:45 every day. >> jeanine: you? >> jesse: no. oh, facial masks. for the dark circles under my eyes. how did you guys no? >> jeanine: at your beauty routine. i know that you love to look good. and i will get you a mirror, but you already love yourself. >> jesse: are these legal? >> dana: everybody is going around and picking up everything. all right, i will go. >> greg: i'm good, thank you, judge. >> dana: this is one of those treat cameras for dogs? >> jesse: this is so percy can be fed by you remotely from your office. >> dana: when i am not home. is this the model? >> jesse: yes, rookie is the model. he is not getting paid at all. you can push a button and it shoots a little doggy treat at percy. >> jeanine: that's a slave laborer, you let them use your dog's image and likeness and you did not get paid? >> jesse: i got paid. rookie is not getting paid at dime. those are energy drinks. bang energy drinks. you are working a long day. there is a lot of time between -- >> dana: that's very thoughtful. hopefully i won't have sugar shock from those. but it's great. this is called a rainbow unicorn. do you like it? >> greg: sure. >> jeanine: yes, jesse missed the card. >> dana: jesse coming in on me so well. i got another one! i have to buy this? >> jesse: you have to pay for that one. it's royalty season. >> dana: thank you, secret santa. >> jesse: i was given the gym gift card. this is a massage for your face. not for your body, but for your face. >> jeanine: his face is so important. >> jesse: that's right. i am the white denzel washington, they said. >> harold: let me write that one down. [laughter] >> dana: are you going to write that one down? >> harold: yes, "the white denzel washington." >> greg: there is a producer that wants me to do anything? this is the first one. let's see if i can guess. oh, it's a giant -- i know what this is exclamation point. >> dana: i love that. >> greg: i think i need this at all times. >> harold: you will know from behind. >> greg: yes, it's interesting. i'm not going to fall on this. that's for sure. >> jesse: hangs a mistletoe from it. >> greg: i wonder what this could be. if this is mariah carey, i am throwing it through a window. if it is maroon 5, i'm when you kill somebody. i know this album, this is "wire." this is a great album, this is post pop, 1978. "wire" a british ban. let's see what else we got, somebody did their homework. harold. the buzz cox. and you can say that on christmas. this is a singer who has recently passed away. another 1977 ever fallen in love, a classic punk song. great album, gee whiz, harold. >> harold: you play the best music when we come in and out. >> dana: what? >> greg: [laughs] >> jesse: guys, it's christmas. >> jeanine: we are going have to separate you. >> greg: you sick, sick -- >> dana: you will love it. >> greg: i don't know what to do with this except maybe -- i feel like a picture is coming on. i feel a frame, and i bet i can guess what it is going to be. all i ever wanted. i don't need any of this stuff. this materialistic stuff. what i wanted was exactly this and i know what i will do. oh, i thought it was fun to be you. [laughter] >> harold: man of the year! [applause] >> greg: that's a picture. that's when i was on "america's talking." remember from '90s? and i was like i wish i could be as cool as gutfeld. best coworker. thank you very much. >> dana: great gifts. i think the chocolate fountain is amazing. >> greg: harold coming through with two great albums. >> jeanine: how do you feel about your stuff? >> jesse: i feel great paradigm when you put a hemp mask on and my robe and sit back by the fire. >> greg: we are taking a quick break. more of the christmas special when we come back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ superpowers from a spider bite? i could use some help showing the world how liberty mutual customizes their car insurance. ow! i'm ok! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ only in theaters december 17th. >> man: what's my safelite story? ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ my truck...is my livelihood. so when my windshield cracked... the experts at safelite autoglass came right to me... with service i could trust. right, girl? >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ look, serena williams... matrix... serena... matrix... serena... matrix... ♪ get your tv together with the best of live and on demand. introducing directv stream. ♪♪ the only thing a disaster can't destroy is hope. ♪♪ donate now at redcross.org ♪ ♪ 'tis the season to break tradition in a cadillac. don't just put on a light show—be the light show. make your nights anything but silent. and ride in a sleigh that really slays. because in a cadillac, tradition is yours to define. . ♪ ♪ [young child] healthy wetlands lead to healthy communities. and ducks unlimited is the world's leader in wetlands conservation. wetlands are one of the most productive ecosystems on the planet! and support the lifecycle needs of 40% of all plant and animal species by providing food and habitat. but ducks unlimited's wetlands conservation work also benefits you in so many ways. wetlands improve water quality by trapping sediments, filtering pollutants, and replenishing aquifers so you can enjoy clean water. wetlands also act like sponges that store and slowly release floodwaters to protect you from flooding and to reduce coastal erosion. wetlands regulate, capture, and store greenhouse gases to help stabilize climate conditions and strengthen our ecosystems. and wetlands provide recreational opportunities so you can enjoy outdoor activities like hunting, fishing, birdwatching, hiking, and kayaking. learn more at ducks.org . >> dana: merry christmas, everyone. everyone love their gifts. >> greg: jesse wants my gift. >> jesse: i'm taking this home looks like matt dillon from the 80's. >> dana: matt dillon from the 80's. i might have had that poster. >> jesse: what a handsome guy. >> dana: furbo dog camera when percy old enough to stay by himself he won't be alone. we will have surveillance. >> harold: wrote down. jesse is the white denzel washington. >> dana: he missed that joke. one of the best lines of the year. >> judge jeanine: next time you see me i will be rolling in like a ball. >> dana: at a dinner party? >> judge jeanine: definitely going to use it. >> dana: everybody that is it for us. thank you for joining us. merry christmas, everyone, right? >> merry christmas. >> merry christmas. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ o say can you see ♪ by the dawn's early light ♪ what's so proudly we hailed ♪ at the twilight's last gleaming ♪ whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪ through the perilous fight

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