headlines showing joe's met more fa sus into jimmy cart is is almost complete. they're quitting jobs at a record pace, inflation surging more than expected in september with consumers paying 5.4% more for goods compared to last year. and the white house is warning shoppers their stockings are going to look empty. not mine. outright saying there will be things that people can't get. here's the president. >> the port of los angeles announced today that it's going to begin operating 24 hours a day, seven days a week. today's announcement has the potential to be a game changer. fed-ex and ups, two of our nation's biggest freight mores are committing today to significantly increase the amount of goods they're moving at night and now we need the rest of the private sector chain to step up as well. this is not called a supply chain for nothing. one of the reasons why i think it's very important that we get the infrastructure plan passed. we've seen the cost of inaction in the pandemic, in the delays. the congestion that affect every american. >> greg: it's up to you now to step up. the federal government that's in charge of the postal service saying earlier that they aren't actually the postal service. >> can this administration guarantee that holiday packages will arrive on time. >> we are not the postal service or ups or fed-ex. we cannot guaranty. what we can do is use every lever at the federal government disposal to reduce delays to ensure that we are addressing bottle next in the system. >> greg: no wonder the president's popularity is sinking faster than hunter's nose in a mound of fine ba liveian flake. >> it's a cocaine joke. >> no, it's a chocolate bar. >> greg: so dana when you hear about, it always comes down to now it's up to us. >> dana: yes. >> greg: the government, it's not really our fault. >> dana: they build it as if the president's going to take action as if you are the problem. do you think there are retailers or businesses in america who don't want to sell stuff? of course they do. do you think the truck drivers don't want to get paid? the problems have been building for a long time. it takes about six months for one of these things. so jesse jr. might get his gift on easter at this rate and, you know -- >> greg: he won't care. >> dana: be grateful. i also believe we could have a segment on the five leading with a dramatic interpretation the chief of staff retweets and tweets about how great it is that unemployment's at 5% and this is great because now people are going to get paid more to do things. okay, however, employers spent the last six months competing with the federal government for enhanced unemployment, the benefits for the workers. they reduced their businesses. they cut their hours. they served fewer customers. you think that they don't want -- of course they do. and maybe there are structural things that happened in the economy but what also has happened is the inflation. so cnbc called it today a two percent pay cut for people in america. so you can pay more but that means that people are also paying more at the grocery store, at the pump. it will be a dark holiday season. i saw one funny cartoon with santa telling a little kid, sorry, we're also out of coal. >> greg: you bring up a great point. judge, coal that creates energy, the dems are saying, they're promising everything is going to get to every -- how does this stuff get moved? it's fuel. it's fuel, which is like -- >> exactly. >> greg: so what we're saying maybe is a prep anythings or a foreshadowing of what happens in the green new deal. this is what we should be getting used to. >> right, right. get used to the fact you're not going to be able to get anything you used to get because we're now part of this new climate change, green deal, you're not going to have anything. but what i love about this story the most is the ability of the white house to deflect. you know, while inflation is rising, wage earners aren't making more money, more people are quitting because they can make more money staying at home. this is all the white house's problem and donald trump predicted this last year. he said, this was going to happen. and, by the way, who's the genius who just figured out, you know, we can get more done if we work seven days a week, 24/7. are you stupid? i mean, really. so this is what i think the problem is. i think people don't want to, would, they're not getting paid to work. they think that there's a benefit at the end if they don't work, and the people who want to work can't get the jobs that they want to get. >> greg: geraldo i went and called bmw. seems that your mini will not be arriving for at least another seven months. >> i'm glad you brought it up, because my 16 year old is driving, i'm very nervous about that but she's excellent. here's my point and i think this helps solve this whole dilemma. unions have to listen to what i'm about to say. come on board. why do you have to be 21 years of age to drive these big rigs? why not 18? why not on he-the hardest thing to do is employ inner city kids from 18 to 21. they graduate high school and you have to keep them legal until they can become a member of the police force or something like that. it's very difficult. 18-21 let them be our drivers. they can pass these tests. it enormously increaseses the pool of available drivers and that i submit, it's not the ships, it's the trucks. that's why those containers are sitting on those docks and there's no 1 to drive them. let the kids do it. >> that was on america's news room this morning. >> it was? >> high school studenten a professor on. he's 18 years old and said i think i can have a career. >> great. >> aren't they talking about relaxing the requirements of being a commercial truck driver. they should probably get to that. >> greg: i could never drive a truck. >> dana: it's hard to reach the pedal. >> the mexicans are great drivers. i just came back from mexico, they're everywhere. give temporary visas until my 18-21 plan comes into effect, give the mexican drivers temporary, underline temporary visas and let them drive domestically in the united states to help. >> greg: you did not say mexicans are great drivers. they're bringing the best drivers. >> dana: can be true that they are great drivers. >> i don't know. >> jesse: it's not just the truck drivers, look around the table. where's this made? where's this made. >> china, china, china, china. >> jesse: everything around here is made in china. whose fault is that? joe biden and his buddy after the cold war they made sure they brought all this from china and asian. so now our destiny is part of their destiny. that's why we have a pandemic and a supply chain problem and why jesse jr. isn't going to get anything from christmas. sorry, it's china's fault and joe biden's fault. >> greg: have you talked to him about this? >> jesse: no. i hope he's not watching for many, many reasons. and joe biden had a great opportunity to do this, after the lab leak he could have been inaugurated and said guys we're going to make you pay the price, incentivize all these companies to remove these factories, bring them to the western hemisphere, even if they're in our hemisphere, the shipping lanes are much easier to go south to north. but, no, no, no. imagine the supply chain problem if taywan police up or chinese real estate blows up. it's going to be a mess. you're going to order stuff off amazon and it won't get here. you're going to have to build your own furniture. you want to sit in furniture i built? absolutely not. i don't want to do that. so he comes out today and says i'm going to call companies so they can hire more drivers and in the same sense he goes, we need to go green. more truckers, make this a green economy, doesn't make any sense. i could imagine if donald trump if this happened under his watch, he would have had in the oval, he would have had the head of the trucking union guy, he would have had the shipping mag nates there and he would have had a whole conversation, got a con sen and said this is what we're going to do. >> greg: it would have been great, say your name, introduce yourself. >> jesse: remember what we used to do? right. and now joe said he called someone. >> dana: i just want to mention one other thing. the president hasn't not had a cabinet meeting since july 20th. >> what i a shock. >> dana: no time like the present. >> greg: up next nancy pelosi blames the media for the backlash of the democrats radical agenda. ♪♪ [ sigh ] not gonna happen. that's it. i'm calling kohler about their walk-in bath. my name is ken. how may i help you? 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of course not. nancy pelosi yesterday went after the media, blasting them for not doing the democrats' job in trying to convince the american people to support the radical proposals. >> do you think you need to do a better job at messaging and, going forward, how do you spell this if ultimately -- >> well, i think you all could do a better job selling it to be very frank with you because every time i go through here i go through the list, family medical leave, climate -- the issues that are in there. but it is true. it is hard to break through when you have such a comprehensive package. >> judge jeanine: well, you know, i love the fact that she says, you know, do you think that you need to do a better job of communicating what our job is in trying to get this bill passed. so is this now like an open secret, dana? is she openly saying that the media is a messenger for the democrats? >> dana: it's really interesting. obviously republicans have reason to say that the media is baez, but if you ask a lot of democrats they think the media is baez against them as well. hillary clinton for sure, when you comes to the new york times and the clean ton global initiative, this he broke the story all the e-mails. so i would always recommend, if you're in the private sector and have to hire a pr person, always hire a republican. they've definitely had to work harder, they don't think anybody is going to be handed to them, they have to be more persuasive in their language and more proceed size in the merits. notice we have not seen the text of the bill? good reason, because as soon as you start looking into it, people are saying, wait, we don't really like this. it's not a benign issue. all the polls are saying, we don't really think we need this, we don't think it will help us. so they have an uphill battle. i just want to mention a couple things that are in here. just to be clear for people. talk about free child care? one of the things that they would do is gift this gift to the unions and they would require all pre kindergarten providers to have a college degree. >> ridiculous. >> dana: do you think that will reduce the cost of child care in america? we already have a child care crisis. and they're demanding how much they're going to get paid? there are already not enough child care providers and do you need a college degree? you just don't need to have it. the other thing is, it would block faith based child care providers from participating in the program and that is wrong so that is where you get the culture war stuff in the bill. pay attention to it. >> judge jeanine: okay, so geraldo, she says only 10% know about what's in the bill >> geraldo: i think that's an exaggeration. >> judge jeanine: yeah, i do, too. but she says, but if they knew what was in the bill, she's convinced americans would support it. >> geraldo: let's take the example that dana makes about the pre k. what is pre k? i'm all for it, you get the kid and you want them to, you know, evolve as much as possible and be as ready for kindergarten as possible. pre k basically is day care, right? in reality. so when you insist that someone has a degree, a four-year degree to baby-sit your kid, of course it's going to just, you know, lard expense on -- an idea, you want universal pre k great. but to have a college degree unnecessary. none of my kids ever had, you know, that person, and they grew up fine and went to great schools. >> dana: not everybody has to go to college >> geraldo: and that's the other thing, not everybody has to go to college. and one thing i want to say in my symbolic role here as progressive, i think that -- don't you think that cinema and mansion have to be more become what they want in and what they want out rather than making people guess about what -- i think. >> dana: i think they've been very clear. >> judge jeanine: i was going to ask greg, will mansion and sinema fold or stick to their guns? >> greg: i don't know. i want to go back to what pelosi said about the media because it's amazing you can say that with a straight face but that's the advantage of the advances of modern medicine. is it her fault to expect them to carry the water? i don't think it is. she looks although the media the way you look at that friend that promises to help you move a sofa, and this is a huge, massive sofa, and they have just given up trying to move it for her. and she's like, come on you promised you were going to move this up the stairs. she looked at the media in a way that, you know, they're in the same club. she's kind of right. >> judge jeanine: she is right. >> greg: but i do have to say she doesn't bother to hide her assumption of superiority. she really does see everyone else around her as like non-playing characters in a video game. like she's playing the game and everybody else there is just there to deal with her. >> judge jeanine: okay. jesse, aoc is actually warning schumer and pelosi saying you can't get rid of this, this and this so it looks like the progressives are at war with some of the main stream democrats there. she's basically threatening them. is she the leader of -- the speaker of the house? >> jesse: she has a lot of juice and you know the progressives outnumber the moderates so she might be a leader in some regards. the reason the media don't want to cover the details because they know if they do no one wants it. look at the details. $25 million for butterflies. what do they need money for? how about eight billion for climate police. i thought they wanted to defund the police. not the climate police. how about illegal aliens get free college tuition, $643 million for culturally appropriate food. what is that? taco tuesday? equity, eight million illegals get amnesty or they're going to 56 racist roads and bridges, that probably means they get to demolish status they don't like. also millions in grants for organizations that treat individuals suffering from loneliness, judge. from loneliness now, people that are lonely get millions of dollars and it pen al ices marriage among crushing taxes for small business i thank you. >> jesse: you're welcome. coming up the biden administration defending their plan for the irs. this gets even better, to snoop around in your bank account. ♪♪ ♪♪ . >> jesse: big government isn't backing down from snooping on your bank account. after a firestorm of controversy with a new proposal that would require banks to inform government about accounts making transactions over more than $600. secretary treasure trying to convince americans that that really isn't spying. >> does this mean that the government is trying to peek into our pocketbooks if you want to look at $600 transactions? >> absolutely not. the proposal involves no reporting of individual transactions. we have a tax gap that, over the next decade, it's estimated that $7 trillion, namely a shortfall in the amount that the irs is collecting due to a failure of individuals to report the income that they've earned: . >> jesse: but don't worry, nancy pelosi says the controversial provision would remain in the democrats reconciliation bill despite a lot of public concerns. remember, judge, when they told us, no, the fbi is not going to be spying and listening to people? next thing you know they abuse every law, spy and then leap. >>. >> judge jeanine: who was it in congress that said the nsa doesn't spy on us and then to the left said not witnessingly. i hate when people lie to movement i actually wrote a book called don't lie to me. here's the problem with janet yellen. she says it involves no reporting of individual transactions. we are not spying but there's a shortfall, a tax gap, a failure of some to report income. there is a tax fraud. so we're going to require banks to report every customer transaction over 600. she is lying to you. they are spying on you, $600 or more. now the bank is now an agent of the irs on. >> jesse: and that's the point geraldo, you can't have the bank dep teased by the if he said to snoop on american citizens >> geraldo: well, we have that now. >> jesse:. >> jesse: not this >> geraldo: my point is, the banks have been empowered and required to report transactions of $10,000 or more. why? because of dope dealers, you know, all the cash business. so you get your stack of cash, you write a check, you're laundering the money, the banks can see that. >> jesse: that's a lot different than $600 >> geraldo: it's a huge difference. many people don't let their spouse look at their checkbook. >> judge jeanine: that's right. >> geraldo: and to have the irs and the bank -- not me, my wife controls all our finances. >> jesse: she coulds? >> geraldo: yeah. >> jesse: that's not a good idea geraldo, especially with your finances >> geraldo: at my age >> jesse: dana, yellen doesn't have great pr right now. they put her out there and tried the make this thing look okay and she didn't do a very good job. >> dana: the other thing is, i believe that they will drop this provision. >> jesse: i do too. >> dana: before they pass it so they're taking on this water and negative press for no reason really in the end. however, however, you know who this is really affecting? young people who use venmo. >> yeah. >>. right? >> i didn't think of that. >> dana: and baby sitters and things like that, all of a sudden, wait, oh, because it's income. if we were really serious about dealing with the issue of what janet yellen is saying that people underpay we would do a flat income tax or national retail sales tax and end the income tax all together and that would be much more fair it's just hard for people to get this in their heads and if anything's hard you don't do it in washington. >> jesse: venmo i didn't think about that greg. >> greg: there's a lot of things you don't think about jesse. we could spend all day. that could be a special thinks jesse didn't think about. >> jesse: on fox nation. >> greg: yes >> geraldo: we got room. >> greg: when you think about the fact that the soho gallery got a half a million dollars in ppp to show hunter's paintings, right? you can -- that's taxpayer money that went to that gallery. but it's the taxpayers that are getting targeted and hunter is not. that should make your blood boil. i love the fact that she didn't deny it. she says it's not happening but then she goes the reason we're tracking -- she gives you the reason. it's a shortfall. she goes, the reason -- that's not i denial. i am robbing you because i'm broke. no, you're supposed to say i'm not robbing you. but you didn't. so she admits it's a power grab. and all of these people, tyrus said this like a couple nights ago on the show, it is about the waitresses, the bartenderers, the small businesses. that money's not going into the bank. it's going to go right back into the mattress, 1-800 mattress, the new bank. coffee can buried in the backyard, that's what i do dana with money and other things. >> dana: i was going to say. >> greg: never been a better time to buy gold. >> dana: yes. >> jesse: william devein and greg gutfeld >> coming up bret baier's here with a brand new book and we have a surprise for him. stick around. >> whoa. >> there he is. ♪♪ i've got moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now, there's skyrizi. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months, after just 2 doses. skyrizi may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. before treatment, your doctor should check you for infections and tuberculosis. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms such as fever, sweats, chills, muscle aches, or coughs or if you plan to or recently received a vaccine. ♪nothing is everything♪ talk to your dermatologist about skyrizi. learn how abbvie could help you save. i'll shoot you an estimate as soon as i get back to the office. hey, i can help you do that right now. high thryv! thryv? 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>> i do thank you. >> hey brett, let's engage in some tom foolery. >> that last minute and a half was titlating. >> i, too am taken back by the nipple ring news. >> jesse i'm here i just can't seem to get rid of this filter. i'm hour, here though. i'm not a bear. >> do you worry brett your credibility as a serious news man is imperiled by following the five. >> i think it really helps the ad libbing. you really have to be on your toes. >> one more thing. >> your five baier stories. >> ulysses s grant one of my favorites obviously civil war general became president of the united states he also, and you make the point, saved the republic lie hoarse traiting the white house for end of reconstruction. so does your listy s grant come out in your book as a good guy or bad guy. >> good guy. i think in history's eyes he will be looked at as a much more significant president, con conventional two terms in which he fights the kkk, the 14th, 15th amendments are really the cause of grant. and he holds the country together in that grand bargain that he makes as the 1876 election's happening. so he's gone up 13 spots in presidential historian's rankings and i think they'll look differently on him in the long term. >> jesse: what i really liked about this guy i found out he tried to and ex the dominican republic and that would have been a great deal but the senate rejected that, something i'm not very happy with. but also i'm sure you talk about the indian wars, the vicious indian wars during this presidency, sure you learned some new things there. >> i did. you know, you have a really good researcher. >> jesse: i do. >> greg: tore that out. >> in fact indiana fairs he put the first indian american as the interior minister, interior secretary. he is trying to lean forward on a lot of things. sometimes he falls back. a lot of times there are coverage of his corruption in his administration. >> drunk? was he drunk? >> he did not drink a lot in his presidency but early on as a soldier he did drink and didn't hold his liquor well. unlike you. >> i'm drunk right now. >> that explains it. >> he didn't hold his liquor well but i think you'll look back at this presidency and say this is a big deal. >> judge jeanine: i don't know his background but he certainly when it came to the trans pack and transcontinental railroad and the east and the west and the markets from asia coming was a mission to make sure that happened. was this guy a visionary? what was he like as a person? >> he was pretty quiet judge, really sort of an inner soul, sort of like lincoln. he led by action and not by run it -- it wasn't about him. he was pretty humble. here's an example. lincoln calls him up to meet him at the end of the war and says you're going to stay at the willard hotel so he and his son go up there and he has a rumbled uniform and his son goes in and they look at him appear the guy at the desk says we don't have any rooms for you. we have a small little closet room. >> this is when he's commander of the unionen army. >> he's just finished winning the war. he science he on he -- says that's fine. he science the registry us grant son fred. and the guy looks at it and says come to the bridal sweet. he was really well liked. >> dana: i have a question about, kind of yuck take posing today, people say we're on the brink of civil war. how would people like your listy s grant who fought in one and helped prevent another one think of what we're going through today. are we really at the brink? >> so as i'm finishing this book, i'm anchoring with you actually january 6th and the capitol riot, and that's the start of the book as we're finding that out real time. and i think going back to 1876, going back to the country literally on the brink of falling back into civil war, it gives you a perspective on things. and we've been through a lot as a country and we could do a lot to look back to affect our future. >> i know you will save the best question, gutfeld. >> greg: it was self-serving because you are going to be on gutfeld tonight exclamation point. will you be rapping? he will be on the show the whole time? will you have a rap. >> a grant rap. i'll work on that. >> what rhymes with ulysses? that's a tough one. you have an hour. >> i have an hour. >> as history is rewritten, isn't it true though that grant, great bargain, perpetuated racism in the country, institutional racism? >> i love that question because as people look back at reconstruction, they say this was a thing that institutional iced this, to your point. the reconstruction was coming to an end anyway. the south was done with federal troops. what grant did was make a bargain that kept the union together and, you know, the long term there were many other presidents that could have come and changed the dynamics after that. >> true. >> thank you and good luck with the book. >> thank you man. >> i'm delighted tomorrow we'll see you at the big fiesta. up next another great william shatner has to say about blasting off into space for real. that and more. ♪♪ constipated? set yourself free with fleet. gentle constipation relief in minutes. little fleet. big relief. try it. feel it. feel that fleet feeling. ♪♪ . >> dana: welcome back it's time for the fastest first up. after first years playing captain kirk 90 year old william shatner on board the blue origin flight and it was a very emotional moment once they landed. >> it was so moving to me. this experience is something unbelievable. >> what you have given me is the most profound experience i can imagine. i'm so filled with emotion about what just happened. i hope i never recover from that. >> dana: i love that line. i hope i never recover from that feeling judge. >> judge jeanine: so did i. i loved the line. that means he obviously loved the experience, he loved -- for him, he's captain kirk, you know, it was great. >> dana: geraldo? >> geraldo: he went where no nomogenerian ever wept went. a 90 year old, he makes me feel young spry. >> greg: i have a castle out front. i put some wings on a mini. >> jesse: i was going to make a bunch of jokes but i can't now because he's so sweet. >> jesse: you think those tears were real? >> greg: oh, yes, definitely. at least he didn't live up to his last name all over the capsule. >> jesse: you don't know that. >> greg: i watched the whole thing. it was pretty fun to watch. >> dana: what about you? >> jesse: i just wish i knew bezos and maybe he could get me up there one day. >> judge jeanine: you can pay 250 one day and go up on your own. >> jesse: $250> >> judge jeanine: 250,000. >> jesse: no i have better things, i have to pay for preschool. >> dana: a new survey says four in ten parents would ditch their kids if the airline offered them a free individual upgrade to first class. jesse. >> jesse: not jesse jr. but the twins i would leave in coach. they're ten. they can watch each other. >> i think it's the gaudyest thing ever when you put little children in first class. it's obscene. >> judge jeanine: why? >> geraldo: they have to sit in first class? and they have to lord over the people in row 17. >> judge jeanine: here's the thing kids in the back aren't going to go anywhere, they can't get up. so there's no problem with them sitting in coach. and there's no problem if you want to leave them in the back. but if you want to buy a seater for them, buy a seat for them. >> greg: i just put them in the overhead bin. no problem there. end of discussion right? >> dana: what if they put the kids in coach and they're really misbehaving wearn. >> judge jeanine: yeah, six or seven >> geraldo: my kids are good. >> greg: the thing is that's the incentive. if you want to leave your kids in the back, that's the ensent i have to become an effective disciplinarian as a parent so you can leave your kids almost anywhere and they're perfect. or not caring. >> jesse: right. >> easy for you to say. >> judge jeanine: or parents aren't on the plane and then you don't have to punish them. >> so you're saying like to disavow your kids? >> dana: i have never seen those children in my life. is hollywood out of ideas, home alone is getting a reboot with a british family instead. take a look at the trailer. >> this is my house. i have to defend it. ♪♪ >> orange stripe santa poppy. ♪♪ >> oh, that did not sound right. >> dana: why do they sound smarter? >> greg: they don't. i have an idea for ultimate home alone. it's where they just have abortions so there's no -- >> jesse: crazy. >> greg: so the whole house is completely empty. >> dana: what? >> greg:. >> greg: it's a moral statement. >> geraldo: i have no idea what he just said. >> judge jeanine: i don't know what you're talking about either. take it back. >> greg: children's movies in theaters, but do we really? does hollywood really care. >> who wrote that joke gutfeld? >> greg: i wrote it right here. >> dana: jesse would you watch this? >> jesse: no, it's like the office in reverse. remember how we took the office from brett. >> dana: at the same time? >> greg: british office is so much better but they only did 12 episodes. >> jesse: i disagree >> geraldo: keenen thompson is in this my favorite saturday night live comedian. >> of all the comedians? geraldo i give you permission to that back. >> jesse: i met him -- not all the comedians in the world. >> dana: oh he met him. that's the standard if geraldo met you then it's the favorite. do you know he met elvis and we don't meet costello. >> greg: he met costello in a berlin bathroom. >> dana: and also elvis >> geraldo: and my dog was named elvis. >> judge jeanine: did elvis meet elvis? 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this man must not live in new york because that is the size of everybody's apartment in new york city. >> but as for the dog. >> yes, it's for the dog. he's got his own fireplace. i don't know, i think you might have overdone it. i don't know, what do guys think you might kind of overdone it? >> i like it. >> of course he would. >> let the kids fly in coach. >> put them in the overhead bin. >> jesse, fox news birthday a couple of days ago. >> i haven't heard about that. how old is it? >> 25. also, today is the navy's birthday. did you know on october 13th 1775, dana, the continental congress commissioned two ships with 80 sailors each and now we have tons of ships, tons of navy personnel and it is our navy besides most of the other branches of military that provides the dominance that we have is the world's largest superpower, greatest superpower ever. we can project -- >> we need more though. >> fly aircraft off of it, just dominate everywhere we want. so happy birthday, navy. and tonight, prime time, senator tom cotton, jim jordan, rachel campos duffy and sean duffy, we do them together as a couple, that's the way we do things. >> did they leave their kids -- [laughter] >> did you even look at the rundown? have you looked at the rundown yet? dana. >> well, here are three -- here are some bears, they are just tried to figure out how to get in a hammock. all of us have been there, right? trying to figure out like -- help me out here. they are just having the best time trying to get on there. there we go. >> oh! >> that's good. >> that's pretty cute! >> you can't even get mad at them. you can't even shoo them away. [laughter] >> it's on a loop, judge. [laughter] >> your turn. your turn. >> my turn. everybody loves a warm cup of joe from starbucks. actually don't do starbucks. i go to dunkin' donuts, but anyway, take a look. here is a dog, a 12-week-old rottweiler and this is an adorable moment, for the first time, this rottweiler is trying his very first cappuccino. it is a mix of water and whipped cream. while owners should be careful how much dairy they give their dogs, and occasional one is considered safe and not only is it safe for all you dog lovers, it's free. >> where is it free? >> are you listening? >> no, i wasn't. >> then you need to focus, it's starbucks. >> starbucks now serves dogs. >> it's not illegal. >> the william shatner empire. [laughter] >> because a bit of a mess. >> it's free. >> there is no pumpkin shortage in westchester county, york county. my grandchildren, geraldo, these are my little pumpkins news with geraldo and you're my little pumpkins. that's liam and ella, she's 6, he's 4. in the back is the big boy, and a couple of weeks he will be 9 years old. they are at stewart's fruit farm in yorktown heights in westchester. there's plenty of pumpkins and the kids are having a ball, and the seasons are so vivid. that's the one thing you love about living -- >> [indiscernible] pumpkin, geraldo? >> in a bath warm in berlin. >> he was out of his gourd. >> that's a real story and i'm not point to tell you what happens. >> that's what happened in the berlin bathroom. >> the pumpkins? talking about elvis costello. >> just tell the story, geraldo, we have 30 seconds. >> a very cool guy, just wanted to hang out. but he was also very humble. i mean, for most crazy rockers, you think -- why are you laughing? you told me to talk about it. now the audiences going to be deprived -- the audiences went to be -- we left the bathroom and hung out. that's what i'm saying. >> where? >> in berlin. >> you got to hear what happened and that's what happened? >> that was a hell of a story. that's it for us. >> bret: i would actually like to hear more of that story. [laughter] thanks, greg, see you later! good evening! i'm bret baier, coming to tonight from fox news world headquarters in new york. breaking tonight, president biden is trying to get ahead of the latest crisis during what has been a tumultuous first year in office. this evening the focus of this is the supply chain problems that threaten to cause major shortages for consumers around the country just in time for the all-important holiday shopping season. this comes as the latest inflation numbers indicate the