's it's too bad it's for the birds. i'm very excited because there is time for this. every friday we deliver you rea meat. because we are democrats everybody can be in there. it turns out it's joe that in the irs. turns out he might owe $500,000. smelling the hair of over offic visitors wasn't ideal. a new court shows he improperly avoided paying medicare taxes. a half million dollars. he can order some fresh new hai plugs and plant them on his head. that's enough money to buy a straw. i wonder what he has to say about this? >> this is a lot of fuss about nothing. i haven't taken a taxi in years. i'm the president of the us. they sent a driver for me. these days i think the young people use the apps on their phone. speaking of his child more e-mails have come forth about him. and when i say his server and not talking about destiny. a couple of e-mails dating back to 2015 when he was vice president has a few business contacts outing contact to his dad. he also has ties to china this as they decided whether to work with him that would unfreeze billions of that country's assets. the hookers and blow are not going to pay for themselves. i have years of expense reports to prove it. they also admit the downside to this. he is a drug addict has been kicked out of the military. all of the other stuff he liste on his resume under professiona accomplishments. i just realized how much they have in common. what's with low class hookers? it sounds good to what's up wit the clintons. last week a partner at a law firm representing the campaign was indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of making false statements to his client and their motive behind the false roots behind the russian server. it turns out they never existed. indictment says the stove has been coordinated with a specifi campaign for the fbi and the media. one of these was jake sullivan clinton foreign-policy advisor. the same people thinking he stole the election was trying t steal the election with the par of fabricated russians. it's a certain is the law of physics at a large object at cn that remains at rest. 's slick somebody walking in with a doughnut. this would be news if it was trump or any republican for tha matter. imagine what i could get away with i could grab somebody's butt all day and get away with it. it would be very word against the king of late-night. who do you think wins the battle? i paraphrase this. the bottom line is one trump on trump accuse them of everything they were doing. it's actually corruption. you wonder why nobody trusted his outcome and we see why they fight voter id. without the ability to cover up the crime they can't win. and without the help of threats they can't survive. let's welcome tonight's guest. gets the biggest star of fox an friends. she was actually on last night. this kennedy will never leave you in a car in the river. he can never be a nascar driver because he stopped turning left years ago. she is on this show as part of work release program. it must feel very good to have done a hit show. i feel at a party been on the show. imb anti- pr campaign. show by show nothing is left. they get destroyed at 11:00 p.m at night. do you sleep under a coat? we have a large decision. we get to cabinet for additiona clothing or do we get a coach? i chose the coach and you sleep in the cabinet? do you think it's a good thing that all of these problems are so well known? >> that's the big head scratcher. we've all had an addiction. they used to stop their and you say i could get a best-selling book i read about them because in their they add that the e-mails were real only one year later. we've already elected him. if things continue to go bad watch how more of the truth suddenly comes out we will realize he is the person and that they us he was. 's corrupt scandalous and his son is actually the best guy in the family. i've started to develop a crush. i just find all the new information exciting. we always make fun of him for taking a nap but what if you didn't take a nap. the place is in shambles. >> i still think it's cute but this is the president of the us the most powerful man in the world. where was she when hunter was out? i actually think joe is smarter than we give him credit for the reason they spent the last six months undermining harris and making her a totally worthless political prospect was we knew it was going to drop. we knew they were going to substantiate all of the e-mails and there's nothing she could deliver that's going to turn this train around. he could be the only viable option because she is so tarnished. >> is it time to impeach him given all this information? >> we are only ever going to know the iceberg. people know him but they are al in china and libya and other stuff. he was the world's best dressed dictator. but that's a pretty low bar. and then there is hillary the world's first dress aspiring dictator. there are all these democratic party owners that have interest in this asset. 's sea going to be impeached probably not. we aren't into impeaching. i don't think there is that muc destructiveness left in joe. do you think it could get worse? it's like a warming of destruction. >> i would never say something can't get worse. it always can. i just think we live in a country and under a system wher the executive doesn't have enough power. it would not matter much for th president is. it's not supposed to matter tha much of the president is. they should be thinking about minimizing the power but of course we don't do that. everybody wants to depend on th government for everything. this e-mail it was putting this in e-mail it also had several misspellings and grammar errors. apologizing for this very serious thing i thought they might have left out the bottom part that said sent from my iphone. back in 2005 they didn't have computers were spell check. was the point of that editorial? they wanted to stay at cnn forever. they didn't make it forever but i just want to say one thing he circled the truth and his brother had a bunch of accusations. up next to the border rules. it's moving day. and while her friends are doing the heavy lifting, jess is busy moving her xfinity internet and tv services. it only takes about a minute. wait, a minute? but what have you been doing for the last two hours? ...delegating? oh, good one. move your xfinity services without breaking a sweat. xfinity makes moving easy. go online to transfer your services in about a minute. get started today. media reports they were using whips and ropes on illegals in the turncoat these agents were hurting them. several agents took a line and through this into the river before they were able to help him get out of the water. the truth doesn't matter border officials are no longer going t use horses. was heartless to see people treated as we did. there will be an investigation under way and their will be consequences. if it wasn't for the quarter process i was going to need som wild ones. we will see you at jockey train tomorrow and remember you have to write about this time. meanwhile the new york post reports thousands of migrants have vanished. the same math is telling us to spend money. sheaths around a bunch of numbers yesterday that don't ad up. what i get the feeling that iversen's recent statement that have been sold a defective and used-car. it may have disappeared into th us fortunately the vice president is on top of all of this. >> have been very clear both those images that you've seen. i was outraged by these photos. it's been terrible. it's deeply troubling and as we all know this evokes images of some of the vote first moment i history with this kind of behavior has been used against people in this country. but it was a slick move the bes way to look smarter is go on. now they are gas lighting because of the humanitarian crisis with executive orders that have signaled that these people to go through brazil and panama and all sorts of central american countries the us southern border is open we just don't have any system in place to bet people we don't have any way of trying to figure out which businesses need laborers. how many people can we handle i this country there is none of this. there is no system in place whatsoever. 's children are trafficked and sexually abuse. they disappear and we never hea their names. that's a humanitarian crisis. they take one image and they us the term mentoring crisis hopin that changes the conversation just enough that we stop talkin about this and we stopped talking about the damage. it's difficult to laugh at this because we are watching what they are doing. how can we do this. there has been one year of disturbing footage of what's going on. they just needed one image to implicate this guy. anybody that believes they were doing this could you imagine ho polluted your brain has to be. to hear this it makes no sense. often it was the one image. and it is transparent because they were defending this she wa on the view and this is the place to go. they care about looking like to care about immigrants. i will look to see anyone of hi these top democrat politicians go down to the border. have you noticed in almost ever conflict that he never sides with the american? it's bizarre. whoever's controlling him is anti- american. for the most part that the controversial situation. it's difficult to imagine instead you asked them to embrace the idea of speaking about the border only because w saw something negative. is also the person that gave th order. he spent more time on this one image. that he has talking about the stud children. we were only 10 percent behind. they left 10 percent behind in world war ii so he left all the people behind because he and th war. if you are a portable agent you are underpaid and overworked. then you hear that you are the problem by you or on desk duty have you asked them why they ar on horses? evidently they are harassing people that were giving them their desks. they don't want to wait 15 minutes. it takes 15 minutes to process them and they are getting hostile. malley quickly bring them into the interior. as long as you can get the one image that implicates law enforcement that's all you need. up next the land of logging. it's time for my monthly book club! it's an opportunity for us girls to connect and remind each other who's on mute. and this is how we have to meet. because when we spend time indoors with people, we can still spread covid faster than nancy's gossip. that's why i'm still masking wherever i go. because until i'm vaccinated, a mask helps slow the spread. which means the sooner i can get back to a friend's house to judge their interior design. we can't hear you, dolores! they say it's fine to kiss and first date as long as you are vaccinated. 's far different than the previous advice. think you guys i love you. but what is a small circle of human contact? it sounds like advice for peopl that find dates at the family reunion. media love interest outdoors. kennedy apparently they said it was okay to kiss somebody asked what that was. >> they smelled so bad. when i think of the when you hear about the inner circle i think about portland and him from portland so i've seen all of this firsthand. >> this government will stop at nothing to put his hand all the way up your politics. they are going to come in and bug your person. there's a few jokes but am not going to say any of them. should any of us really be doin that at all? it's disgusting. i have done it. the people that wrote this are getting paid to do so. what are their meetings like? can we tell them they can kiss if they want too. we should fire all the. >> it seems to me the portland has created too many rules. does this show and does he apologized to us at the end of the show? these introductions were so personally. >> i haven't received an apolog in six years. >> this was a reaction the people of oregon have no choice they had to take action because the numbers from getting out of control. we have to stop the teenagers were doing this because the hea coach was. i find this incredible that the are actually doing this. this was the only choice we had to actually regulate the behavior. for doing this out of the circl we have a court appearance that you plead not guilty do you retain a lawyer for this? i think this is incredible. the port authority bathroom doe not come. have insulted everybody but kennedy am afraid to insult kennedy because she runs triathlons. does in oregon have some bigger things to worry about than this? of course not. to your call new york city during the lock down the health department issued a guide. i don't want the government i don't want to know that they know what this is about the portland website had something listed about this. did mention this on the show no you have to explain this to people. i have a rule i don't want to b talking about government instruction. it's an interesting thing that happened at the zoo today. we can't show this on tv. fox and friends tomorrow morning. we can lead off with this at th beginning of every hour. i got this mountain bike for only $11. dealdash.com, the fair and honest bidding site. we sold an ipad worth $505 for less than $24. a stand mixer for less than $20. a 4k television for under $2. a macbook pro for under $16. as well as a playstation 4 for under $16. and brand new cars for less than $900. dealdash.com offers hundreds of auctions every day. all auctions start at $0 and everything must go. and don't forget, we offer a full 90 day money back guarantee on your first bid pack purchase. i won these bluetooth headphones for $20. i got these three suitcases for less than $40. and shipping is always free. go to dealdash.com today and see how much you can save. there are auctions going on right now, so what are you waiting for? the pandemic has left unintende consequences including a liquor shortage a disturbing report of empty liquor store sales. in vermont and from vermont to new jersey and ohio get off you phone. it's unclear i didn't know i wa going to be reprimanded during the monologue. is not clear when supply is going to meet demand is so stoc up. 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's situation is so dire that in pennsylvania to state officials announced they were limiting customers on certain beverages. two bottles per day. if you listen closely you can hear the cries of an anguished producer. i like to party indoors. it should be troubling to you. >> i've burned down several homes. it is the government's fault. in a big way you ask when suppl is going to meet demand i would say when it matters. the biggest problem with the state where the government controls liquor sales south carolina has alcohol on the shelf the qb in north carolina because south carolina has privately controlled the liquor stores. it's usually always the government's fault. what if i don't like alcohol bu i like other things? create competition. grow your own hot. i think if you grew up in the 80s or you grew up watching these movies keep yourself aliv should this shortage ever happe again. in the 1980s we found out we could sit in a tent and make your own liquor. learned from fiction sitcoms. this is a mailing. i'm so surprised and grateful when he adds something. i don't know why i always ask you to come back. >> here is a question if something were to disappear in permanent shortage what would destroy you? would it be alcohol? it's a lot of the expense of alcohols that are being affecte by this i come from a long tradition of moonshiners. there's always heroine. if you are lucky. i'm not joking. i blame the kids because they have been drinking most vetoes. that's true. they are the ones that have bee burning through the good alcoho because anybody that's ever bee a teenager knows that teenagers are stupid and they always use the good alcohol first. this is the stuff that is gone immediately. this gives you a different kind of high. and its body cannot tequila and yes allegedly. i do not approve i condemn this wholeheartedly. up next fresh from the fridge. leftovers can be great. but you never know until you di in so here we go. i haven't seen any of these. or at least the ones they picked. first stop struggling to speak. >> i will never apologize for standing up for these kids writes to not have to undergo therapy. he either is having a stroke or giving away an atm passport. these canadian tests are tough. don't feel bad. don't feel bad that's how trump sounded all the time. when the approval rating is the cholesterol number cell. of course this is just in the us's approval rating is higher than ever against russia. the social media team is brainstorming even more tweets. there is a smash hit. person. how about the healthy at any side bottom. then there is bruce springsteen's epic song. bernie sanders is now a holocaust. it's the perfect costume to where would you tell kids to stop hitting the ball into your yard. the costume is highly simple. if you can't afford the costume you can save money on this outfit has our half off. is actually the second hallowee costume this year ago the existence of the laptop has bee confirmed. it took a hammer to the cell phone and said this is the real deal. they are making him the lamest president since james buchanan. >> i can't parallel park. i still have my license i just don't know how to do it. it's been a long time. >> i could learn but why would i? you are married now. not completely made up at all. she can drive and you can cook. that's the way it should be. he did this on purpose i guess. don't go away we will be right set your dvr every night so you never miss an episode. thank you to everybody for bein here. i'll see you tomorrow morning with the latest from washington. in the meantime, here comes "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everyone, i'm here with katie pavlik, jessica karloff, sandra smith and greg got felled. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president biden is more than happy to spread fake news to smear patrol agents as he desperately shifts the blame on the crisis he created. biden peddling the false narrative that border patrol agents were webbi