>> gutfeld: i had no idea you were such a thrill-seeker. no? >> no, not really. >> gutfeld: well, thank you for that. so, it's no longer a border crisis, it's an unmitigated border disaster megacrisis. thousands upon thousands living under a texas bridge, and not in a good way. you know, if this were spring break and those were partying undergrads, the outrage would be palpable. it's a super spreader event, where are the masks? why aren't they six feet apart. what do they think this is, the emmys? which raises the obvious question, how did it get this bad. it's simple, the media does its best not to cover bad news for their guys in office or in delaware or wherever joe's wandered off to in an open robe, his hands sticky from rocky road. remember, it's not what they report on, it's what they omit that does the damage. the media holds the reins. yes, the rein, we'll get to that. fox covered the border under both trump and biden. and the fact is we'd all be like biden and harris, totally clueless if not for fox news' amazing coverage. if trump were in charge, all of the networks would cover it like the kennedy assassinations, they would pat themselves on the back with one hand and doing god knows what else with the other. instead they bury it like they do with his prevagen scone. more than 12,000 migrants are packed in a refugee camp -- in america, the camp. remember how the media predicted donald trump was going to put people in camps? they got the camps part right but they took them to elect biden so they could get the camp like the famous republican tyrant, fdr. and the media? they're as quiet as joe in his 1:00 p.m. nap. in case you wondered if there was a way for the media can care about the border, there is. you flip it so the americans are the monsters then their heads turn so fast. then out comes the story that the border patrol were whipping haitians coming in to the country. americans were whipping black people again, just like the old days when democrats were in charge. so the media is now all over the story, spreading this unchecked manure like a professional landscaper. they know if the story could be wielded as a weapon against america, they'd do it whether it's true or not. when it comes to hating american, the taliban has nothing on these clowns. the border patrol chief explains, those aren't whips but reigns to control the horses. which makes sense, it protects the horses and the people closest to them. don't tell that to the media that only reacted to images who enflame them. who needs context when you have one inflammatory moment. this is a picture of border patrol on a horse in a stream. so how long before cnn accuses border patrolmen of trying to drown horses in the rio grande. you know what? it's been a while since i rode a horse, kentucky derby, 2004. i came in eighth. turns out, you have to be on top of the horse. but even i knew this story was kind of odd. mickie alcindor or pbs described the border patrol of using whips before asking jen psaki that they should be fired seemingly, just that they are seemingly a news organization, just because they have three letters in their name, even if the letters stand for pure [ bleep ] [ applause ] it will be bleeped at home, but you can figure out what the bs stands for. but the suffering of 10,000 refugees didn't matter until she found someone in law enforcement to smear. >> all good questions. we just saw this footage. it's horrible to watch. i just have to getting more information on it. again, april, i don't have more information on it. i have also seen the video. i can't imagine what the scenario is where that would be appropriate. >> oh, i can imagine the scenario. but enough about my golden girls fantasy. in it, i'm tied up and each one has a riding crop. maybe i should have just stopped with "i have a fantasy." remember the good ole days when reporters actually used their brains and feet and ran down a story. neither do i. they just see something on-line and that's their source. it's a common thing, ignore a big story because those images undermine your political side. but embrace one image because they can then frame it any way they want. so, run with the image, ask questions later, call it covington 101. all right, people, we're journalists. we've reached our conclusions. let's go find some evidence. >> i found some shocking photos and i checked all of our sources. instagram and tiktok. >> not going to do, double check twitter too. >> gotcha. here's what i found, a lady yelling at a cat. presumably about the wage gap. >> oh, not bad. make sure the cat identifies as a cat. >> then there's this. this is an elder will iman. he's cold and alone. a war hero, maybe vietnam vet. >> very good. looks homeless with that hair cut, certainly not someone who owns multiple homes. >> and this one, a bunch of people under a bridge? >> no, that's not news. [ applause ] >> until this whip story snagged abc who prior to this didn't give a crap about the border crisis. >> there are alarming images from the texas border tonight. the white house pressed on them today calling the images horrific. what were some border patrol agents doing? >> look at what these agents are doing. yeah, it's called their job, you should try it sometime. turns out -- turns out, he's as shallow as a supermodel in a kiddie pool. but he is handsome. and finally the second dumbest man on cnn -- i'll let you figure out the first, goes all in with the slavery analogy. >> we really are in the throes in this country of figuring out who we are and what we're about. and i was taken aback. by -- by a single image. that should make you pay attention to a problem. the image -- to me it does smack of a bygone era of slavery, aided by reports of people being beaten with a riding crop or the reins, most likely. you may be drawn to the desperation of the man trying to escape. others, in the desperation of keeping our borders safe. of what i believe the former president tried to depict as a brown menace at our border. none of this, none of it, is new. and it is not isolated. >> yes, none of this is new if you mean the hot garbage spewing forth from your gaping lying pie hole. and i don't blame -- i don't blame this jackass for not covering the border. he was too busy defending his corrupt brother and trying to save his job on a network hooked up to a respirator in grave condition. don't let his brother near the network. so, instead of focusing on the thousands of haitians living under a bridge, chris grass tells him one outrageous image like it's a plastic dumbbell, and i don't mean don lemon. i guess we should be grateful for a liberal media paying attention to the crisis they helped to create by getting biden elected. nothing to do with compassion or journalism. they found the way do the story so it's not about the white house but instead evil law enforcement. it's about americans trying to do their job because the administration and the media won't do theirs. now you watch the hacks in government suddenly changing their tune. >> images have come out of border patrol agents whipping haitian immigrants. my question is do you think that's a humane way to treat migrants. >> you are assuming facts not yet determined. to ensure the control of the horse, long reins are used but we will investigate the facts to ensure that the situation is as we understand it to be. and if it's anything different, we will respond accordingly. >> any mistreatment or abuse of a migrant is unacceptable, is against border patrol policy. >> one image. so, you see my point? it would be one thing if the press or mayorkas had cared about the crisis while we cared about the crisis. all of that footage we showed? you know if they followed this story and the government had acted, we wouldn't even be discussing this story because it wouldn't exist. fact is, this is just about seizing the story that suits them. that have found a boo geeman, a cop on a horse. they pretend to care when they don't give a damn at all. let's wake up tonight's guest. he knows where his last top is. the philanthropist and executive vp of the trump organization, eric trump. she's so bright, too hung of to listen to her. author of the book, no one will miss her, cat rosenfield. he's the man of a thousand faces and all of them terrifying, comedian joe mackey. and, opposites attract is a nice way of saying her husband never saying her husband never burned down a reform school. ering, to the important questions, how are my sock choices today? >> ill like your socks. >> i got elephants on my socks. >> yeah, it's nice. i can see the elephants. mine are stripy and dotty. i feel a little weird wearing them. i thought i would get that out of the way. you were staring at me wondering what the hell was wrong with this person. >> a little bit. >> gutfeld: that's okay. why did the media ignore it until now. >> horrible. the hypocrisy is insane. last week, the biden administration droned a family of ten. they took a hell fire missile and shot it at a family and lied about it. but they want to demonize law enforcement who's riding a horse. we know that story. but a family including seven children and they throw law enforcement under the boat literally because they can't control a problem that they created? amazing to me, cat no. 1, you'll be cat no. 2. >> can't getting any back top from you anymore. seriously. he has her own phone. she has car privileges. and, yes, she's constantly here complaining. >> too much advanced notice for the car, though. i like to live a little more free spirited than that. >> you don't drive the car. >> not well. >> cat one, i apologize for cat two. this chris cuomo thing drives me crazy. you have months and months of all of the disturbing images on the border. all i need is one to make the whole story as he denied everything else. why do you think -- how can he not see this blind spot. >> this is a thing -- this is a problem with how news is reported across the border. the tribal narrative, americans are too stupid to see what happens at the border unless there's a villain they can hate. it makes me crazy, i would like for the people responsible for reporting this information, to stick with the truth. the truth is horrifying enough. it's upsetting. we could use the truth. >> we could use the truth, joe. i say that to you. thank you for working in the morning. >> i spin yarn, you know that. >> gutfeld: yeah, you do and you make a mean sweater. any thoughts across your strange and twisted mind? are reporters lazy or is it biological they see an image and run with it and they're taught about context but they forget it if it fulfills their cognitive bias. >> it fits the narrative. i was going to mention the drone strike and how they ignored that narrative after the fact. but eric beat me to the punch. i was going to talk about how this problem has been ignored by the media for a very long time. every time i hear the estimate of how many illegal immigrants are in the country its, 11 million or 22 million. it doesn't inspire confidence when the gap is 11 million people. because that means you can deport, theoretically, 11 million people and there would either be 0 people in the country illegally, or 11 million people. i'm sorry, i'm all messed up from the jet ski. >> gutfeld: amazing. how long have you been doing that? >> six or seven days. >> gutfeld: you look like youf been doing it for years. >> i'm a good athlete. >> gutfeld: i've been watching that on loop in the hot tub. cat two, any final thoughts on this very interesting story. >> yeah, i did have a thought. i haven't heard it anywhere else or said it anywhere else, so why not try it out on the show that millions of people watch. i was looking at this. obviously, we only talk about this when there is a crisis and congress should have been doing something about this, this is their job. this doesn't happen in a system that's not totally messed up. i did have a thought also. >> gutfeld: i thought that was the thought. you lied. >> two thoughts. this thought is do any of these people -- do they want jobs? we have so many open jobs. there's so many job openings, they want to take them. but jessica from new jersey is too good to work at a restaurant. these people -- there's legal ways for refugees to be able to work in this country. and a lot of these people have seen some [ bleep ] okay? they're not going to call out because their boyfriend broke up with them for the third time. restaurants are struggling, job openings no one will take. but the entire system is too messed up and backlogged to allow that. let some of these people work. >> gutfeld: you're talking about fixing a process that makes people who want to come and work here replace people who aren't working here? i would vote for that. but i don't think anybody would want to work in a restaurant right now where they're going to be accused of being racist or you ask for a vaccine card. >> i don't know, jessica can keep working on her fashion blog and people who want jobs can take the job. >> gutfeld: that was a cheap stab at jessica and her fashion blog. >> you know what? 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(music). >> i did not see it going in that direction. >> gutfeld: when i put forth the idea for a fun police skit, i said, you know, he's a hypocrite. i didn't expect that. that turned out better. this week, in other democrats not making any sense news, general psaki had this exchange with peter doocy over not requiring negative tests for illegals. >> somebody walks across the river, are they asked to see their vaccination cards. >> let me explain how the process works. as individuals come across the border, they are both asaysed for whether they have any symptoms, if they have symptoms, they are -- the intention is for them to be quarantined. that is our process. they're not intending to stay here for a lengthy period of time. >> not intending to stay. isn't that the whole point of crossing the border? illegally? yeah, i'm sure they'll head back home once their nonexistent visas expire like 22 million other temporary illegal immigrants. or maybe they wanted to live under the bridge in 100-degree weather for a quick vacation. yeah, jen, they're just passing through on the way to vancouver. all right, all right. cat one -- they seem to be -- i have a theory that politicians get into political power so they are exempt from their own rules that they want us to enforce. do you buy that? what are your thoughts? >> i mean, kind of like in practice we've seen that's the case over the course of the entire pan democrat sonic how many times has this happened where someone is a member of the political elite makes a rule and is like, oh, that's not for me. that's for poor people. >> exactly. for the servants handing me my cue detay. you serve a lot of food to rich people. >> first off, i think the policeman in the sketch had a great body and good moves. he could be working for chippendales. >> gutfeld: chippendales? >> she doesn't like the police, the fun police, she doesn't like police academy probably. but it seems like a lot of people like the thought police. they don't want you to ask a lot of questions. she said it was okay for her to have a mask off because she had a drink at her table. and a lot of places, that's the rule, no one is asking that doesn't make any sense. because it's saying, well, i have a drink, so it's okay if i can spread covid now, i'm aloud. >> gutfeld: exactly, its illogical. and, cat, this is happening everywhere. it's -- what do we -- how do we respond to this? >> it's happening everywhere. this one is worse because she was clearly being filmed by several people in that photo. so it's not just that she doesn't, you know, think that they don't apply to her in her mind, she thinks no one else will care. in a vacuum, i completely agree with what she's saying. >> could fit into a vacuum. >> she says, you know, the amount of times i have been feeling the spirit, tequila, and i do things without thinking about it and that's my justification is not a short list. the difference is, i don't expect other people to not do irresponsible things. in fact, i encourage it, so, she -- she sucks. >> gutfeld: yeah, she does. i don't think you could be -- i don't think you could be crawling inside of a vacuum. not a healthy for for a young woman to do. >> helps me relax. a sensory deprivation tank in your own home. >> gutfeld: there you go. eric, is there a band that would allow you -- hers is tony tony tony? is there a band that allows you to getting away with all of the rules that i enforce on others? >> zero. i'm a republican. honestly, what is it -- you kind of alluded to it, ken, what is it about california, right? nancy pelosi did this the first time when she went to get her hair cut. that was also in san francisco. then you have newsom going out to french laundry and doing the same thing there. and now you have the emmys where you know what, if you're hollywood elite or royalty, you can go out and do whatever the hell you want. americans are sick and tired of this nonsense. why is it that most of this stems out of either san francisco or california. >> yeah. it's like they always say the west coast is ahead of everything. and they could be ahead on something really bad, which i called it the let them eat cake phase, we might be watching something actually happening where we -- the rest of the country, are going to get really tired of this let them eat cake stuff we're seeing by the elites. i don't know if that will go bad. >> i can tell. my goodness. >> up next, why didn't the color of his skin keep him from another electoral win? ♪ ♪ life is full of surprises when you least expect it. 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>> gutfeld: he won the race, despite black on his face. yep, it's a win for trudeau, our woke racist bro. the lib won a third term as prime minister of the great wife north which is ironic because he loves to wear black on his face. the newly surfaced picture leaked on twitter the day before his victory. key word there, victory. he still won. proving you uh can't keep a man of color down. the picture shows justin appropriating an aladdin characterer in a 2001 arabian knights party. and it appears he painted his hands black. that's dedication to bigotry. but for me, the tongue sends it over the top. he's culturally appropriating miley cyrus. a guy wearing makeup with his tongue out, they should elect gene simmons. i thought that would be funnier. this is the first time the black, brown, tan face has come back to haunt him. pictures of the same event came out in 2019 and he apologized back then. so you have to wonder how many more painted party face photos does justin have? more photos of him pretending to be arab than of being white. at least ralph northrop was one picture, not the whole damn yearbook. joe, any pictures of you that i need to be worried about? >> no, no pictures you have to worry about. how ant this? don't you think it's a little weird when anyone ever portrays -- a white person portrays a race that's not white they call it black face. that seems a little racist, huh? it's such an interesting thing, we always call it that. >> what would you suggest. >> we could be more specific. the politicians who do that. i've never done anything like that. luckily, i mean, i -- i don't think there's no weird -- -- >> could you say that canada is racist for accepting this? the entire country. >> i think probably the problem is the problem is that trudeau doesn't understand the problem of minorities. >> cat one, do you still find him attractive? >> uh, yes. i liked trudeau. the nice thing about him being canadian is i don't have to care about his politics. whatever, he's a nice-looking man. i don't think i thought about what it does to me personally when he goes through one of the scandals. just photo dump all of the remaining black face photos to get it out of the way and don't have to wait for the other shoe to drop. >> must be tough for you. you have to go through this ordeal. talking about right now on the show, as we lampoon this man, it's got to be hard for you. >> you're a victim. >> i'm crying so hard inside right now. >> eric, i'm not going to ask you if you still find him attractive. but, shouldn't he -- he's winning elections. shouldn't he in black face all the time? >> don't get it. >> this guy reminds me of a little bite. we have a little boy running canada and literally a guy who can't walk up the stairs to air force one running america. the rest of the world has to be laughing. you can't take that picture seriously. >> yeah, it's all about his last name. that's all it is. wait, kidding. >> that was a great joke. >> the audience is like, wait a second. hold on, partner, they almost turned on me. cat, i was half joking about canada being a racist country. but i have a feeling that we've had a lot of canadian people talking heads, you know, playing the race card on us, about the police encounters and our politicians. how can they ever criticize or use the race card again if, in fact, they elected somebody whose been in black face so often? >> he is also a sexist. because he told a woman she can't say man kind, you have to say people kind. if you're going to tell a woman she's being sexist against herself, that's weird to me. tonight see a photo from this party that he is not in. because he was like, i look good. i'm going to be -- he's in every single picture. so, i would like to see if anyone has a photo from this party that he's not out, let's see that, maybe one, maybe there's not. >> might be none at all. >> he's the only guy with makeup on. imagine being the only person that shows up in black face. >> and then being like i look the best here. >> it's like showing up to a wedding shirtless. at some point you have to be like, maybe this is a poor choice. by the way, is there any conservative -- if any conservative ever did this, they would never get a second chance. meanwhile, anyone who has done it who is a conservative is still working in whether it's entertainment, anyway, just the thought. >> go down the list. there's a lot of it. the governor of virginia, the exact same thing. >> we're not sure if he was -- this is the great thing. it might not be me in black face. i could be in the klan hood. so you were in the clan hood? no, i'm not saying i was in the clan hood. i could be in the black face. >> i never said i was in black face. but i can also say i never said i was in the klan hood. >> gutfeld: brilliant. up next, cn nshg's piece on a sexy velociraptor is also a piece of crap-tor. >> gutfeld: when you think of sex, do you think t-rex. instead of drone strikes in the era of immigration, cnn highlights dinosaur copulation proving the network is on the verge of extinction, cnn sent this alert yesterday, quote, prehistoric foreplay. dinosaurs must have had to have sex to reproduce but how they did it remains a mystery. as if that weren't stupid enough, the network was late to the dinosaur sex game by five years, enough time for three jurassic park movies. talk about reproduction. they ran a report how jurassic park in january of 2016. maybe that's why they didn't get around to covering the implosion of russiagate. males did a dance to try to woo their female counterparts apparently that kind of foreplay is what modern day birds do as well as others who will go unnamed. joe? >> wow. >> did wonder how dinosaurs mate? >> no, i did not, greg. leave it to cnn to take the most awesome creatures ever and make them boring. oh, that t-rex is 30 feet tall and can eat you in a single bite. but does he have a girlfriend? you know, that brontosaurus is 20 feet longment. but where are his balls, you know? [ applause ] i'm not interested in how dinosaurs have sex and to tell you the truth, i'm not interested in how humans have sex. because -- because i remember in sex ed they said the safest sex is abstinence. and they're like, that's all i need to know. >> it seems to me they cornered the market of fossil sets with jeffrey toobin. >> he's got to be nervous. i love that this happened for one reason, because there was a push notification. so everyone's phones that we need to know about this. and when they saw dinosaur foreplayish there was at least a handful of women that got to go, hey, babe, dinosaurs were doing foreplay and start a fight with the man in their lives. there needs to be more of that. you guys not know what foreplay is? three women just shaked their head yes. >> this is a family show, cat. we don't need to go in that direction. we're concentrating. >> it's golf. it's golf. >> what's wrong with her? >> gutfeld: i have a theory -- if i were taking over cnn, i would jetson all of the news and do this type of stuff. they're terrible at news but not bad at some of the nonfiction stuff, history of the '70s, music of the south, the pilgrims invented sunshine. stuff like that. it's safer for them because they screw up the news. >> they have literally gotten everything wrong in the last six years, absolutely everything wrong. interesting they're talking about this whole sex scandal of dinosaurs whereas their anchor, their main anchors are covering up for the governor of new york who has a sex scandal of his own. it's ironic, right? >> they should be reviewing sitting back and reviewing what the whole network is doing. >> we shouldn't talk about foreplay on this network. >> gutfeld: i don't want them to. that opens up opportunities for me, cat, to do stories like this. it's like, great, i like it when they screw up like this. it's the d block -- that's our d block right now. stands for dinosaur. >> does it? i think -- >> i get applause for that. >> take that, mackey. >> cnn had 60 million years to get this one right. >> you guys are completely failing to appreciate the gravity and importance of this dinosaur story. i think this is why they went extinct. they were doing foreplay and never got around to doing the actual sex. >> a lot of premature, prehistoric, pre, whatever. >> they're all catholic. >> hey, don't knock the catholics. >> i was raised catholic and i fell away. and now look at me. >> oh, my favorite segment. up next, ben & jerry's serves up another load of social justice a la mode. >> gutfeld: welcome back. now it's part of the show we discuss eric trump's favorite red blends -- just kidding. it's time for -- >> two stupid stories. >> first up, you love the ice cream treat if you want more crime on your street. change is brewing in support of the people's response act which would replace police officers with social workers also known as the social workers' suicide pact. ben & jerry's partnered with the bill's author, cori bush, you know, the lady who wants to defund the police but has her own private security and wants an eviction moratorium and has been evicted multiple times. a startup called the gut stuff found 80% of uk adults said the biggest fear of returning to the office postpandemic was pooping at work. 53% said they left the office to go somewhere else, wow, like the park. the park can be nice. the gut stuff never suggestion for employers to make it less scared of doing number two, simply talk about it. that's great advice, gut stuff. i would clear it with hr before talking with your co-workers about where to poop. but you know what? maybe ben & jerry's can make a flavor that touches that problem, or better yet, create delicious new flavors based on the streets of san francisco. how about scoop-o-poop? crap crap. and my favorite, feces-pieces. cat, i don't think there's a problem a poop joke can't solve. >> that's why i was shocked when you said employers can't talk about it. your my boss. you talk about poop quite a bit. >> it's part of life. >> exactly. on this show we do how many segments a month about poop and if they're not, you can make anything about diarrhea, it's impressive. according to these people, you're an excellent boss. >> gutfeld: thank you very much. thank you. but, joe, i did these stories together and on purpose to link ben & jerry's, because they are -- what they're doing is wrong. but i linked it to poop so when people go to bed, they're only going to think of ben & jerry's and poop. did it work on you, joe? >> that's diabolical, greg. you're trying to ruin ice cream for me. that's a good idea. >> gutfeld: hypnotizing you. >> yeah, too many trips to the ice cream store. i don't even run when i hear the ice cream truck. i walk slowly now. it's one of the stories where it makes me think, does everything have to be political? you know, desserts? like oh, let's see about that pie. oh, that pie supports euthanasia. and what -- those lorna do you know's boycott israel. the only thing i agree with is the flan. >> gutfeld: why -- >> whip does witt to be the flan? >> gutfeld: why does witt to be the flan? what do they believe in? anything? >> i didn't write that part. but low taxes for comedians. >> gutfeld: eric. if you buy this ice cream, you support defunding the police and your own obesity, which will kill you too. so maybe it makes sense. it's very ironic. who's going to go -- you have a person driving down the driveway going 100 miles per hour, like who's going to pull them over? like the guidance counselor who doesn't have the firearm. who's going to be responsible for arresting that drug dealer in your kid's school. the first person in with ben & jerry's. they're going to get killed. they're going to take care of their own problems. this is ludicrous. >> i wish there were drug dealers when i was in school. >> i think that's a minority. all right, cat one, is this -- all right. poop or ice cream. you can talk about either one. >> gee, how could i possibly decide. >> they don't to that on special report. >> no. >> when they do their poop stories, you have to answer the pointed questions about poop. >> nonoptional poop talk. >> exactly. >> i'll talk about the ice cream. ice cream, please. this is a damn fine example of woke capitalism at work. it's brilliant, you can convince people they're supporting a cause that will never pass because it's wildly unpopular by sitting on their asses and eating ice cream. i'm going to go home and solve world piece myself. >> gutfeld: yeah, all right, i think we're done here. don't go away. we'll be right back. ♪ breeze drifting on by you know how i feel. ♪ ♪ it's a new dawn... ♪ if you've been taking copd sitting down, it's time to make a stand. start a new day with trelegy. no once-daily copd medicine has the power to treat copd ........ trelegy helps people breathe easier and improves lung function. it also helps prevent future flare-ups. trelegy won't replace a rescue inhaler for sudden breathing problems. tell your doctor if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure before taking it. do not take trelegy more than prescribed. trelegy may increase your risk of thrush, pneumonia, and osteoporosis. call your doctor if worsened breathing, chest pain, mouth or tongue swelling, problems urinating, vision changes, or eye pain occur. take a stand and start a new day with trelegy. ask your doctor about once-daily trelegy. and save at trelegy.com. ask your doctor about once-daily trelegy. you need an ecolab scientific clean here. and here. which is why the scientific expertise that helps operating rooms stay clean now helps the places you go too. look for the ecolab science certified seal. ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ got a couple of bogeys on your six, limu. they need customized car insurance from liberty mutual so they only pay for what they need. what do you say we see what this bird can do? 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