you know we're talking about -- >> well that's denying it. >> they say that we had hurricanes that are far worse than what we just had with michael. >> who say that? >> people say. >> what about the scientists who say it's worse than ever? >> you have to show me scientists because they have a very big political agenda. >> i can't bring them in. >> scientists also have a political agenda. >> but wait, there's more. >> you can't use hairspray. because hairspray is going to affect the ozone. i'm trying to figure out, i'm in my room in new york city, and i want to put a little spray, so that i can -- right? [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> right? but i hear they don't want me to use hair spray, they want me to use the pump because the other one, which i really like better than going bing, bing, bing, and then it comes out in big globs and it's stuck in your hair and you say, oh my god, i got to