like dale jr. >> at number three. this guy. >> when he hooked up and shot four, that's when he came in -- >> carter johnson gave a local news station his iwitness account of the end of a high-speed police pursuit. >> he came in dukes of hazard, digging like dale jr. >> his dukes of hazard delivered in a coon skin cap made him an internet hero. there were calls for him to run for president. perhaps on a ticket with history's most famous eyewitness. >> hide your husbands, hide your wives, because they raping everybody out here. >> at number two -- secretary of state hillary clinton was posing for a photo-op in hawaii when a nearly nude dude sprinted past carrying a blazing tiki torch.