Christmas Services around the Island Holy Family statue, Our Lady of the Isle Church (Credit: Ambrose Clancy)
• The Shelter Island Presbyterian Church will host a Christmas Eve Service on Thursday, Dec. 24 at 5 p.m. Caroling will begin on the walkway at 4:40 p.m. Since seating is limited, pre-registration is required. Text or call Dan at 631-872-2885. Masks will be required and seating is assigned to allow for distancing. By 8 p.m. that night, a video of the service will be on the church website and Facebook page.
• The Christmas Eve Services at St. Mary’s Episcopal Church are scheduled to take place at 4 p.m. and 6 p.m. Reservations are required and can be made by calling 631-749-0770 extension 2. The Christmas Day service will be held at 9 a.m. and reservations are not required.
Dear Reverend, I ve got the hots for Santa Claus, and I don t understand why. I really want to get it on with my husband while he wears a Santa suit, but I don t want to tell him because I m afraid he ll think I m messed up. Chris Tingle (female, 38) Dear Chris Tingle, So much about Santa is ripe with innuendo. He s got a sack full of goodies; he comes down your chimney at night; he knows if you ve been naughty. You sit on his lap and tell him what you want, for goodness sake. He s also a father figure, a man in a uniform and the ultimate sugar daddy. It s no wonder he gets your Yule log fired up.
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