Dear Reverend,
I've got the hots for Santa Claus, and I don't understand why. I really want to get it on with my husband while he wears a Santa suit, but I don't want to tell him because I'm afraid he'll think I'm messed up.
Chris Tingle (female, 38)
Dear Chris Tingle,
So much about Santa is ripe with innuendo. He's got a sack full of goodies; he comes down your chimney at night; he knows if you've been naughty. You sit on his lap and tell him what you want, for goodness' sake. He's also a father figure, a man in a uniform and the ultimate sugar daddy. It's no wonder he gets your Yule log fired up.