Updated: 5 Feb 2021, 10:54
SHOPPERS were stunned by a suggestive Valentine s Day sign pointing them towards a huge crate of cucumbers.
The Woolworths supermarket in Australia directs romantic customers towards the veg for a Happy Valentine s Day .
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Adelaide, Australia, residents said it was a bargain!
A pic of the inadvertently rude sign was shared on Instagram by JustAdelaideThings, alongside the comment: The perfect Valentine s Day gift does exist, and it’s just $1 at Gawler Woolworths.
As a result, it s gone viral on social media and prompted multiple witty replies, including one labelling it as the perfect gift .
“All the Single Ladies, suggested another.
As you might know Valentine’s Day is the worst day in the calendar year for everyone. Either A) you’re single and feel shit because you’re single or B) you’re in a relationship and your other half fucks up by forgetting to get you a present or book a table somewhere. To be honest, I’ve been both and maybe that’s why I’m extremely cynical. But here’s my hot take: If it’s not a public holiday, I don’t give a toss.
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But here’s why a cucumber is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. It can be used as a makeshift dildo if you’re single, and can be used to spice up the bedroom if you’re in a relationship. It’s a win-win situation. You can also use it to make a mean salad, which is the definitely the more boring option.