Parakeet Unaware Its Companionship The Only Thing Stopping Man From Committing One Of Bloodiest Acts In American History
BOZEMAN, MT Though he protects scores of innocent civilians every day of his life, several reports confirmed Wednesday that Java, a local parakeet, is unaware the companionship he provides is the only thing stopping his owner, area man David Markopolous, from committing one of the deadliest acts in U.S. history. According to sources, the 1.3-ounce budgie, who appears to do little more than hop around his cage and occasionally squawk for food, unwittingly provides the 46-year-old accountant with the minimum amount of camaraderie required to prevent him from masterminding the most ghastly, unspeakable crime ever carried out by a lone actor on American soil. The blue and white long-tailed parakeet reportedly has no idea that every minute his owner spends feeding him, cleaning his cage, or gently stroking his downy head with a single finger is another minute not spent
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Shinji, Unit-01, and Asuka sport some fetching new glasses. Well, the giant robot doesn’t, but is there for the ride.
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is so dense with symbolic meaning that it can be easy to overlook some of the smaller, simpler ways the series uses seemingly mundane objects the characters hold dear to convey their thoughts and feelings about ideas like love and pain in the story being told.
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Though Gendo Ikari’s the only core
Evangelion character who consistently sports glasses, the glasses come to mean quite a bit to others like his emotionally fragile son Shinji, and Rei, the enigmatic young Eva pilot who holds onto an old, broken pair of Gendo’s glasses as a keepsake. As the series goes on, you can see how Gendo’s glasses are actually one of many solid, translucent surfaces characters interact with that feel like different ways
Game Of Thrones’ Indira Varma is joining the show. No other details have been released yet, so we’ll have to wait to see who her character is.
As far as the plot, McGregor told
Episode III and
Episode IV.” He added a small hint at what fans can expect, saying, “It will be interesting to take a character we know in a way and show him Well, his arc will be quite interesting, I think, dealing with that the fact that all the Jedi were slaughtered with the end of
Episode III. It’s quite something to get over.”
After sharing the screen with Mandalorian Pedro Pascal in Westeros, Indira Varma is soon going to be joining him in a galaxy far, far away. Best known for playing Ellaria Sand on Game of Thrones, Varma has reportedly been cast in Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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There will also be a glow-in-the-dark Vision that’s a Wal-Mart exclusive, which admittedly looks very snazzy. However, is he played by the glorious Kathryn Hahn? He is not, and thus, is not worthy of my money.
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Does this mean we’re getting an action figure of Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness? Not necessarily, alas. This is just a redeco of the Paul Bettany-as-Vision figure Hasbro released a few years ago, which made it very quick and easy to produce. They’d need to sculpt an entirely new figure to create a Hahn-as-Agatha figure, which would neither be quick nor easy.