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It’s been 20 years since William Steig’s cranky ogre came to life on the big screen. The
Shrek franchise spans four movies, one Puss In Boots spin-off, and a 4-D attraction allowing DreamWorks to give the middle finger to Disney by having one of the most wildly successful animated franchises, rivaling Pixar’s biggest franchise,
Toy Story. But perhaps one thing DreamWorks wasn’t expecting
Shrek to accomplish was getting a bizarre, sexy magazine spread.
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Shrek Forever After,
V Magazine offshoot
VMAN published a photo spread where Shrek and the gang were photoshopped next to scantily clad models. Donkey who gets it on with Dragon (a.k.a. Elizabeth) in the movies so he knows a thing or two in the bedroom was pictured next to a model in lingerie. She cuddles up to him while a shirtless man sits in bed with a puzzled face. Then there’s the equally puzzling picture where two shirtless men are seemingly fighting ove
Published April 27, 2021
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Stop what you’re doing right now, because there’s another fleshlight in town. Cast aside your run-of-the-mill wanksleeve my friends, because if you’ve ever wanted to fuck Shrek’s ear, now you absolutely can.
As you can imagine, this story is a bit NSFW so maybe make sure the boss (or a parent) isn’t looking over your shoulder right now.
Last year, when pandemic lockdowns were still fairly new, an artist named Malek Lazri heaped fresh psychic horror onto a world already drowning in more than enough of it by creating and selling a Fleshlight modelled on the caterpillar from
A Bug’s Life. In the time since unveiling his first boundary-breaking masturbation accessory nightmare, Lazri has continued to produce further work that lies at the intersection of pop art and psychological warfare.
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Vicecaught up with Lazri to hear about a year that’s seen his catalog expand to include the greasy-toed “Cindarelli Ugly Stepsister Glass Slippa Footjob Fleshlight,” the nauseating “Rata-Tool-Y (Chefs Kiss) Remy/Linguine,” the “Mrs. Incrediball Stuck Stepmom W/ Fabulous Dump-Truck Elastic Action,” and, the shining puke-emerald in this rough field of despair, the “Shreek Slughole,” which is a cartoon ogre’s ear in a green fuck-case wrapped in a little brown vest.