Published April 27, 2021
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Stop what you’re doing right now, because there’s another fleshlight in town. Cast aside your run-of-the-mill wanksleeve my friends, because if you’ve ever wanted to fuck Shrek’s ear, now you absolutely can.
As you can imagine, this story is a bit NSFW so maybe make sure the boss (or a parent) isn’t looking over your shoulder right now.