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Kids tend to have selective hearing when it comes to requests from their parents. Naturally, that leads to a lot of repetition.
The hilarious parents of Twitter have shared truly relatable tweets lamenting the surprising number of times they say things like, “Don’t lick the door!” and “With soap!”
Below, we’ve rounded up 50 too-real tweets about the things parents repeat. Enjoy!
If you’re on the fence about having kids, repeat “Put your shoes on, please” 100 times in a row until you’re in a blinding rage & see if it’s right for you. Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 6, 2018
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Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Love those rare days when your kid can just go to elementary school without having to dress up as something. Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 1, 2021
asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla todd dillard (@toddedillard) March 3, 2021
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The term “self-care” tends to evoke images of bubble baths, scented candles, long walks and restorative meditations. But it looks a little bit different for parents.
The funny child-rearers of Twitter have shared their approaches to self-care, from hiding in attics to drinking champagne for breakfast. In honor of their . creativity, we’ve rounded up 30 tweets that sum up self-care for parents. Enjoy!
By self care, I assume you mean kicking my family out of the house. Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 8, 2020
Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child’s shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you’re enjoying the spa day of your dreams. Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) May 4, 2020
The only thing that upsets my daughter more than messing up on a drawing is me suggesting she use a pencil instead of marker. Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 16, 2017
5-year-old: What do you want for Mother’s Day?
Wife: For you to be nice to your sisters all day.
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5: I drew you a horse. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2016
Last night, my oldest drew a picture of a sun with a sad face. I asked him why the sun was sad and he said, Because the moon was going to be here soon and the sun had to leave. It was such a deep thought.