But its still not enough. Thats r5ght, i wont be satisfied until black people get 100 of the nominations. Yeah, you heard me. Were coming for you white people. In fact, we want every role to be played by black actors. I wont be happy until kevin hart is playing Queen Elizabeth in the crown. Is let me tell you something, prince charles. We at the daily show are extra grateful. Once again we were nominated so to you, the viewers i want to thank you so much. Without you, there would be no show, and no one would be tweeting me to criticize my apartmentica cor. But lets move on to the ongoing tensions between the United States and china. First, there was a fierce battle over trade. Then the u. S. Began blaming china for the coronavirus. And last week, the state department expelled chinese diplomats from a consulate in texas, claiming that they were using it for spying, which then caused china to shut down an American Embassy in response all of that is the diplomat equivalent of unfollowing
Call that the world is literally about to blow up. I wish it had been on camera. I cant help but wonder what it must have sounded like when Lindsey Graham said that. How would that sound if Lindsey Graham would say hello governor no that wont be it. The world is literally about to blow up. No new york city. Hey what are you gonna do the world no, no, not it. I, senator graham do believe i do declare that this vessel which we inhabit is about to just explode and me just here all along in my sitting room surrounded by sweet tea and just my figurines. [ laughter ] i didnt take graham seriously, you know, that the world is about to blow up. You know how excitable southerners can get [laughter] until i saw this. The metropolitan atlanta area largely paralyzed. Pregnant women and children trapped on the roads. Children left to spend the night in their schools. An abandoned car purgatory. Like the zombie apocalypse. The walking dead. Jon lord have mercy, Lindsey Graham was right. He was right
It. laughter tonight, we remove our gestures cap in respectful salute to democracy on parade. Ladies and gentlemen, i give you the new york state senate. This bill would designate yogurt as the official state snack of the state of new york. laughter jon that, my friends, new york state senator michael razzenhoffer. At the behest of a local fourth grade class attempting to bring forth into law an official honor for new yorks vaunted yogurt industry, its whats known in legislative circles as gimme. A nobrainer. The type of feelgood, probusiness, and probiotic would the sponsor yield for a few questions . Jon wait, sponsor yield . Yield for questions . Who dareth rise . laughter senator razzenhoffer, what quibble doth thou proffer. As far as a state snack what exactly are we defining as a snack here . laughter . Jon touche. A philosophical query. Your answer, senator razzenhoffer. I think its selfexplanatory. I mean, you have breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and then you have snacks. laughte
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